Unexpected Encounters on Earth and King Kai's World
"Oh man, I'm so hungry…" A little dog boy winced as he hangs out his tongue.
The boy is an anthropomorphic Shiba-inu dog with ginger or light brown fur covering his entire body, and a tan face and paws. He wears a purple shinobi shozoku (ninja uniform) a yellow shirt underneath it, purple hakama pants, a pale blue or white sash, black tabi socks, and straw waraji sandals. He carries a wakizashi (Japanese short sword) on his back.
"I know, Shu, we barely caught anything even with the baits…" A young little girl sighed in sorrow.
She's a young pre-teen girl with black hair with bangs and black eyes. She wears a green gymnasterka (Russian army tunic) and black wellington boots. She also has light-brown belt wrapped around her waist and a holster with a gun inside.
"Mai, stop thinking negative thoughts, we have to keep going or else my name isn't Emperor Pilaf!" The other young boy named Pilaf said, self-proclaim Emperor.
He's a small blue, imp-looking creature that wears black and red bowl hat, a yellow button shirt with a little flower-shaped badge on the left, red-brown pants, and blue shoes.
"Damn it, when I asked Shenron to make us young again I didn't mean turning us into little kids!" Pilaf shouted in rage.
"That's what you get for not being more specific with your wish, and it's also your fault that we're even on this little island because you believe there's treasure here." Mai reminded her "glories" leader.
"At least I already dug myself a grave…" Shu said weak, feeling his life is about to go out like a candle.
"Shut up! Both of you! It's certainly not my fault when this stupid Dragon Ball Radar suddenly stopped working, this blasted device showed all seven Dragon Ball gathered in one place but then the signal is gone!" Pilaf pointed out showing the device in his hand.
"We know, sir, I saw it too before it went blank. It's like something blocking the unique energy from the Dragon Balls from being detected." Mai theorized.
"Whoever did this will pay with this life!" Pilaf threatened.
(With Trucks, Saru, and Goten)
"Trucks, you know we're not suppose to be here until the Bingo Contest start." Saru scolded.
"Relax, little sis, it'll just be really quick." Trucks said.
"You know how Goten's curious won't shut up until he sees them for himself." Trucks pointed out who's fault this is.
"Heheh, yeah, sorry about that, but the way your mom talked about the Bingo Prizes got me wanting to see them and boy, look how awesome they are!" Goten amazed.
The amazing objects inside the secret Bingo Prize room are one large Japanese style castle, a jet, a red sport, and one large diamond.
"I can't believe your mom managed to get all these for a bingo game!" Goten said as his eyes sparkles.
"Hold on buddy, you haven't seen the craziest part yet!' Trucks said as he pushes a button and a large metal structure comes out from the ground surrounded by a purple-pink electric fence.
"That fence is what keeps the First-Place prize so no one can find out until the contest start." Saru explained.
"Wow, I wonder what it is?" Goten asked.
"That's what I'm gonna show you!" Trucks smirked.
"Trucks, stop! If our moms find out about this, we'll be in big trouble and you know how Mommy-Karu can be when she's angry." Saru warned.
"Don't worry, I Super-Promise it'll just one look then we're out of here." Trucks promised as he unplugs the wire to turn off the laser fence and open it.
A bright light shines to the children revealing it be seven Dragon Balls, all gathered together as they glow yellow blinking.
"Wow, your mom got all the Dragon Balls! That's so cool!" Goten shouted in excitement.
"Yeah, they are amazing." Saru admitted.
(Back with the Pilaf Gang)
The three little former adults sat together on the sand as Pilaf let out a heavy sigh, wonder if they're ever going to eat anything again hearing his stomach growling loud and an annoying beeping sound.
"Damn it, I'm so hungry I hear beeping noises in my head!" Pilaf irritated of the sound.
"It's not you, sir, it's the Dragon Ball Radar." Mai corrected her boss.
"Oh…" Being quiet for literally three seconds until realization hit them on the head.
"THE DRAGON BALL RADAR?!" They all shouted and look at the radar showing the seven blinking dots together.
"It's working again, and it looks like the Dragon Balls are somewhere close by!" Shu pointed out happy.
"And it seems to be coming from…" Pilaf tried to pinpoint the exact location.
(Back with the Kids)
"Okay, big brothers, it's put up the security and leave." Saru said.
"Got it, just remember not to tell anyone about this, Goten." Trucks said to his childhood friend.
"Okay!" Goten nodded.
"And I'll make try you keep your promise." Saru giggled as she leans on Goten.
"O-Oh, o-okay, I'm cool with that." Goten blushed while looking away.
Trucks laughs at seeing his best friend embarrass like that because he has a little crush on his younger sister. He closes the vault and plug the wire back in for the laser fence to be on again.
(Pilaf Gang)
Just as Pilaf was about to figure out the coordinates, the blinking stops, and the screen is empty again.
"Oh no, we lost the signal again!" Pilaf panicked.
"Seriously, it must be a security system!" Mai guessed.
"Hey, I think I see a cruise ship over there!" Shu pointed at the direction, the two move their sight where this ship is and just narrowing their eyes a little, they do see a ship.
"Yes! We're finally save!" Mai cheered.
"You know, I think that where we might find the Dragon Balls, if not then we'll just eat every food have until our belly is full!" Pilaf planned.
"Let's go!"
The Pilaf Gang got on their rusty old boat and stock their way to the cruise ship though the tiny boat started sinking, they abandoned ship as they'll swim their way to the ship though nearly got chased by a shark and they quick latch onto the side of the ship to escape it's mighty jaws.
"Man, I thought we were goners for sure." Mai exclaimed.
"You guys really hung in there, literally." Pilaf commented.
Then they heard someone shouting and a rope-ladder is thrown to them, the gang look up to see three certain children looking down as Goten and Saru waves at them.
"I saw you guys rowing all the way and barely escaped that shark, are you guys okay?" Saru asked concern.
"Yes, thank you for saving us children." Pilaf thanked.
"(He and his friends don't look older than us.)" Trucks thought. "(Although, the girl does look cute.)"
"Were you guys shipwreck?" Saru asked.
"Huh, yes, you see we were fishing with our, huh… parents until we got separate until we saw you ship passed by." Mai lied, making up an excuse so they don't find out who they really are nor what they're here for.
"Yeah, what she said." Pilaf said as Shu nodded.
"Wow, I guess you guys must be lucky that we found you." Goten stated.
"(Umm, this kid… look VERY familiar somehow.)" Pilaf thought then the gang starts sniffing something very good that made their stomach growling.
"You guys hungry? You can have some food at my mom's party, there's all kind." Trucks offered.
"You really mean it!" The gang asked shock.
"Sure, now come on, let's get those belly fill!" Saru pushed the three toward the party as everyone welcome the new guests.
(King Kai's World)
"Wow, all that workout sure was great!" Hakufu said as she stretches her arms.
"Yeah, though I sure hope we can make it up to Bulma and Goei when we get back." Goku said.
"As long as we survive their Wrath that is…" Hakufu feared as they both gulps.
"Sheesh, you guys sure know when to be scared at certain things." North Kai sighed.
"So, about this Chi-Chi… who is she exactly." Hakufu asked.
North Kai knew that their curiosity won't be silent, so he might as well tell them.
"Alright, I tell you." North Kai surrendered.
"First off, be very polit to her as you should always call her "Lady" Chi-Chi, and she's not anything human or mortal for matter because she's a deity like the Kai and for some reason she's heading here now." North Kai revealed some about the Goddess of Destruction.
"Wow, so she's like a God that's cool!" Hakufu commented.
"And she's a good God like you guys, right?" Goku asked, wondering what could his former teacher be so worried about.
"Because Lady Chi-Chi is different kind of deity than the Kais, she can also be unpredictable and what she does is scary." North Kai answered.
"What does she do that is so scary?" Goku asked as Hakufu is wondering the same thing.
"You see, Lady Chi-Chi is the Goddess of Destruction and her role is to destroy anything she chooses to unless you piss her then your whole world is gone in a snap." North Kai explained.
"Angry like… if you don't clear up after your dog on a walk?" Goku asked.
"Or if you kept talking and talking nonstop that the other guy would want to rip his ears off." Hakufu asked.
"Or if you go to a hot spring and try to peak at her?" Goku asked.
"Yes! The important thing is that her anger is like Bulma and Goei combined times 100!" North Kai shouted.
"Whoa, now that's really scary!" Hakufu gasped.
"And we have to be careful NOT to upset her with the whole galaxy and the universe in danger with that dangerous woman on the lose!" North Kai added.
"Wait, so her job is like destroying anything. I'm kinda confused here." Hakufu said.
"Yeah, is she a bad guy or not?" Goku asked, confuse too.
"It's not that simple." North Kai sighed as he looks up.
"The universe must always be in balance, the deities like Kais exist to create life and keep order in check then other deities must also live to destroy life." North Kai explained the important job of deities.
"The way you speak highly of Chi-I mean Lady Chi-Chi means she's stronger than the Supreme Kais." Hakufu guessed.
"Beyond stronger than that; her power level is unlike anything you two have seen or can even imagine and she can destroy the WHOLE universe if she wants to. No one can match her!" North Kai explained the tremendous power of Lady Chi-Chi.
"Wow, she sounds really amazing!" Hakufu excited.
"Totally, I so want to challenge her!" Goku chuckled.
"NOOOOO?! Absolute not, you two cannot fight unless it's necessary and you better hope she doesn't find any interest in Goku!" North Kai pushed the married couple away.
"Huh, what'd you mean by that?" Hakufu asked.
North Kai stop pushing them hoping that Hakufu won't get angry for what he's about tells her and Goku, and prey that Lady Chi-Chi doesn't call Hakufu "stupid" which is her trigger word for getting angry to fight her.
"There's one more thing I need tell you, you see… Lady Chi-Chi is also trying to find herself a worthy man to take as her husband." North Kai revealed.
This shock Hakufu and Goku, thinking that this Goddess is also trying to find someone to love.
"I know, it makes her sound like a desperate woman trying to find love from a mortal man for centuries." North Kai said.
"Huh, she's not looking into other Gods?" Hakufu confused.
"That's the thing, she wanted to have a mortal man as her lover wanting to experience what it's like to live among man and start a family like normal people. And I fear she may find Goku a likely candidate." North Kai pointed at Goku.
"Huh, but I'm already married!" Goku reminded.
"That probably won't matter to her and will take you by force if she needs to." North Kai mentioned.
"(It almost sounds Lady Chi-Chi is lonely, maybe it wouldn't be so bad to share.)" Hakufu thought, though not entirely sure yet.
Then North Kai just felt the strong God presence of Lady Chi-Chi getting closer to her planet any second now. His friends the monkey Bubbles and the bug creature Gregory are already hiding at the house.
"Oh no, she's coming! Quick, hide now and don't come out until I say so!" North Kai said as he pushes them inside his broken house.
"Sheesh, he didn't have to push us like that." Goku complained.
Then just as North Kai steps away from his house, a bright light appears coming down touching the ground with some dust clouds up from the impact, as the dust settles showing the helpful attendant Whis and stepping out from behind him is the Goddess of Destruction herself, Chi-Chi the Destroyer.
"Wow, that woman behind the tall guy must be Chi-Chi." Hakufu whispered as she and Goku peak from the window.
"Holy shit, she has bigger breasts than anyone we know, and she does look pretty." Goku complimented.
"Can't argue with that, even I admitted she's a hottie, but it's strange that I can't sense any energy from her." Hakufu pointed out. Even seeing Chi-Chi's hips being a littler wider than hers.
"Yeah, same with the tall guy." Goku concurred.
"Man, that just makes me want to fight them more to see how strong they are!" Goku excited.
"Me too!" Hakufu squealed.
"Hey, you two, she's not supposed to find you!" Gregory said being scare.
"Hello, Lady Chi-Chi, welcome to my home though I wasn't expecting you to come." North Kai greeted bowing at her.
"Hello, North Kai, it's been a long time since we last seen each other." Chi-Chi greeted with a gentle smile.
"Yes, I think it was about…" North Kai counted the days it has been.
"About 327 earth years, to be exact." Whis said.
"Oh, it's been that long, sure felt longer to me." North Kai said.
"Is it just me or has your planet gotten smaller than before?" Chi-Chi asked looking around.
"Well, I like to get comfy in my own space, so I can offer you something to eat or drink?" North Kai asked, wanting to stay on Chi-Chi's good side despite the peaceful mood she's in right now.
"Thank you, but I already ate. I'm actually here to ask you about something from a dream I had." Chi-Chi stated her business.
"Oh, a dream you had?" North Kai repeated.
"Yes, and I wouldn't mind having that Saiyan you're hiding in that broken building which my questions involve his race history." Chi-Chi said as she already senses Goku and Hakufu's presence when she got here which made North Kai gasps in fear.
"Uh oh, busted." Goku surprised that she can detect them despite having their power low.
"Well, might as well go say hi." Hakufu said.
They came out of hiding powerwalking to the Goddess as they introduce themselves.
"Hi, I'm Son Goku!" Goku greeted with his usual smile.
"And I'm his wife, Son Hakufu. It's nice to meet you!" Hakufu smirked with a thumb up.
North Kai punch them in the heads.
"You idiots, show more respect to her!" North Kai scolded.
"There's no need for that, even though we're different race of different plane, I believe we're all equal as living beings." Chi-Chi said.
"…Uh, oh yeah, I forgot Lady Chi-Chi can be modest sometime treating others nice than others." North Kai remembered.
"Wow, you're a lot nicer than I thought and you don't think highly of yourself." Hakufu commented.
"I only do that to those I don't like at first met, but you two are the expectation as I can sense your kind nature." Chi-Chi explained.
So far, the Son husband and wife's first meet with the Goddess of Destruction is going well though North Kai fears things are going to blow south at any moment with the fate of the universe in Goku and Hakufu's hands.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Lady Chi-Chi have finally arrived on the North Kai's world to meet Goku about a certain question she wants to ask him and North Kai about, and knowing the Son couple they'll want to have a fight with her to see just how strong the Goddess of Destruction is with their own hands themselves.
Hope you like seeing the funny Pilaf gang appearing as little kids like in the anime.
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