After the whole Student of the Year stuff, Salem been mad at Sabrina and me for the past four days. "Salem, come on." Sabrina pleaded as I poked him. "Oh sorry, was that the wind talking to me? Because it sounds like they're both traitors!" Salem said, glaring at us, not even noticing me poking him with a stick. "Technically, Sabrina sold you out. I just asked her where she got the magic from, dipstick." I reminded Salem as Sabrina took over for poking him with the stick.
"You still broke the Saberhagen Oath, which I forged your signatures! When you were five!" Salem said as he pulled out said piece of paper. "Our 'forged signatures' is just your paw prints. And when you tried to force me to sign it, I was down with the flu and my mom threatened to give you my germs if you didn't get the paper out of my face." I deadpanned after looking at the 'oath'.
"Yeah, but you still 'signed' it!" Salem exclaimed until I grabbed the paper and ripped it into shreds. Then I pulled out a flamethrower from my Gem and burned it, in front of Salem. "There, now the Saberhagen Oath is roasted! I'm here all week, folks." I said as Sabrina clapped at my sizzling pun. Ha, did it again!
(Madi: Stop making puns. You're not funny. Shit stick. Just because you never have a jokes degree online doesn't mean *gets shot by Madi in the shoulder,* Madi: Now you have a "hole" lot of problems. That pun sucks! *Groans in pain* Madi: Eat Filthy Frank's ass why don't you?! Not even you would force that upon your worst enemies, you fiend! Madi: Tell that to Pearl who's already doing... never mind, I'm going to throw up. ...I need a adult. An actual adult.)
Anyways, the reason why I'm in Sabrina's room is because she was excited about a band that was having a concert in Greendale. Now, this isn't the first concert I heard or been too. In fact, this is the 50th concert I've heard and I been to at least 25 of them. I have weird tastes in music, see my playlist on my iPod.
"I can't believe it, though. A Bubble Gum Girls concert, here in Greendale! I have got to look exactly right." Sabrina said as she was wearing a white T-shirt, a green hat, a pair of jeans and blue sneakers. "If you chew my bubble gum, I'll know that you like me. " Sabrina sanged as she zapped a mirror, causing her to wear a pink dress with pink boots, pink feather scarf and green sunglasses.
I would say more about her singing, but I can't hear her over the agonizing sounds of nails on chalkboards... which is music to my ears. Sabrina continue using magic to mix and match outfits, wearing a purple and white dress and hat with a red ribbon.
"Aaron, please make it stop!" Salem pleaded with me. "Oh, I thought that I broke a Saberhagen Oath or whatever. Also, something about me being a wind that is a traitor." I said, putting marshmallows in my ear.
(Madi: NEEDS. MORE. MARSHMALLOWS! Oh come on. You can't even hear the nails on chalkboards anyways. *'Let It Go' plays, thanks to Pearl and Iago* Hand me the marshmallows, lady! Madi: See what I mean! *Hands me the bag of marshmallows* Yeah, 'Let It Go' is for gays. Madi: Let it go away!)
"I'll talk! I'll talk to you two! I killed Ms. Plums in the library with a candlestick!" Salem exclaimed in anguish as he covered his head with a pillow. "You did what?! I always wonder what happened to her and now I know, murderer!" I exclaimed, pointing a finger at Salem. Only for me to realized that I used my middle finger to point at him and fixed that mistake that no one noticed.
(Madi: Ms. Who? You have no soul whatsoever. And I take offense to that. Madi: I just asked a question. Good day to you, madam. Hmm. *Leaves through a door* Madi: Shit face! I just asked who she was before she died! Oh yeah, just so you could mock her, just like you do with most of my life prior to being stuck with you! Madi: No, so I can show Hilda where she'll be ending up at eventually. *Dead silence* *Censor* you Madi!)
Eventually Salem threw a pillow at Sabrina's head. "Oh, now you're going for a double murder?" I asked Salem. "Salem, what's your damage? I'm just getting in the mood for the concert tonight. 'If You Chew My Bubble Gum' is only the hottest song by the Bubble Gum Girls, who just happen to be the hottest girl group on the planet." Sabrina told Salem. "Sabreeny, don't trust Salem! He killed Ms. Plums with a candlestick!" I told her. "What?! Salem, how could you?" Sabrina asked.
(Madi: Seriously, who was she? I'm not answering because you just want that knowledge to rub it in Hilda's face. Even though you could've just used her love disasters against her! Madi: ... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! She calls me out for going out with Zelda, but it's suitable for her to do it one too many times! That floozy! Wow, I think you're the one related to Hera. *Rolls eyes at the dramafest* Madi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *Explosion totals America. Yes, both North and South America.* Ow.)
"How about we ignore what happened back then and focus on the now? I know about the song. It's a great song. It's why I couldn't just sit by and allow it to be slaughter." Salem said as he sat down before zapping on some outfit from the 1980's. "AHHHHH! The afro! It came back to haunt me!" I screamed in horror before hitting Salem in the face with a butter sock.
"Ow, what was that for?" Salem asked, glaring at me while rubbing his nose. "Stand still, Salem! I'll save you from that Afro!" I said, hitting Salem repeatedly by accident. Or maybe on purpose. I'm not telling. Wait, you're reading this. Drats! Quick, to the Adam West Batman terrible green screen effects joke!
(Hey man, how's it going? Madi: Aaron, he's in front of you. Oh, bye! *Runs to Adam West Batman.*)
"Stop, Aaron! I'm just being hip with the tunes!" Salem exclaimed before I used the butter sock again. "So you're not being attacked by evil Afros?" I asked him. "NO!" He yelled in my face. "Way to destroy my hopes and dreams." I said as I put the butter sock in my pocket as Salem had issues getting on the bed... with his chins.
"Aaron, I think you hit him too hard." Sabrina told me. "More like too less." I said as rim shots came out of nowhere.(Iago, get off the piano, you cheap, multicolored *Censored*!) "Now, I hope you did include your favorite kitty when you were buying your tickets." Salem said, causing Sabrina to stop what she was doing. "Salem, you're not a kitty, you're a cat. And I don't think they allow animals at concerts." I said.
"Tickets! I spent all my allowance on these outfits that I forgot to buy the tickets!" Sabrina said in anguish. "Wait, you spent money on outfits for a concert rather than the tickets for the concert? Man Sabreeny, you have worse money issue than Hilda on a date." I said. "The details! You never paid attention to the details!" Salem told Sabrina. "Neither do you." I told him. "I beg your pardon?" Salem asked me. "Take my pardon." I told him with a smirk.
"Crazy idea here, but go with me. What do you say we leave the nagging for another time and maybe concentrate on fixing the problem!" Sabrina exclaimed in Salem's face. "Wow, she told you off." I told Salem. "Fine, I'll just call Murray." Salem said. "Murray?" Sabrina asked as Salem used magic to zap Murray to the room.
"Murray, the licensed scalp goblin at your service." Murray said. "Scalper goblin?" Sabrina asked. Murray used magic to bring in a set behind him, with his head being the logo. "Oh, mock me if you will, missy. But I have supplied discount tickets to all the big events. In any universe, in any dimension, all major food groups, organisms and species. Now, what will it be?" Murray asked Sabrina.
"Can you get me a ticket to the Bubble Gum Girls concert tonight?" Sabrina asked as Salem cleared his throat. "Um, two tickets." Sabrina said, holding up two fingers. "Uh, let's see. I got great seats to the creation of the world." Murray said. "I could get you a seat on a space shuttle. Get you a front row seat at every Star Wars premiere for the next forty-years." Murray said.
"I'll buy one." I said, getting the money needed for it and buying the ticket. "Here you go. But the Bubble Gum Girls. Sorry kid, all sold out." Murray said as he gave me the ticket for the front row seat for the Star Wars premiere for the next forty years. (Madi: That's like having George Lucas as your father. Hey, it's not like I can use it now, that I'm stuck with you.) "However, I happen to know that Lenny, the license ticket agent in the real world, has a couple he's holding back. It'll cost you. But it's your only hope." Murray told Sabrina as he left.
"But in the real world, tickets cost money. And I don't have any money. What am I gonna do?" Sabrina asked us, pacing back and forth. "I'll tell what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna find some way to make some money. I'll mow lawns, wash cars, paint the house." Sabrina continued, while her pacing around was making Salem dizzy.
"Or maybe you need to manage your money better." I piped in. "No, I just need to earn some more!" Sabrina said, determined. "When did you become Misty from Pokemon?" I asked. Only to get hit in the face by a mallet Sabrina conjured up with magic. "Ow." I said, gingerly holding my nose. "That's what you get for calling me that." Sabrina said.
The next day, I was training with my mother when my iPod rang. "Well, that enough for today. I'll let you have the rest of the day off. But tomorrow, I'll see how you react to peer pressure." My mom said as she put up the stuff as I answered the call. "Mary! What did we say about peer pressure?" My dad asked. "The more the merrier." She said as she walked away.
"Hello." I said. "Hey Aaron. I was wondering, can you help Harvey and me chaperone some twins on their field trip?" Sabrina asked me. "Is this, by any chance, a way to earn money to get those tickets?" I asked her in response. "If I said yes, would you help me?" She asked sheepishly. "I'll be there in fifteen minutes." I told her. "Great! I'll meet you at the art museum." Sabrina said before hanging up.
Soon, I was in front of the art museum, next to Sabrina as we waited for Harvey and the twins. "So let me get the record straight. Hilda and Zelda wouldn't watch them, and you decided you want to?" I asked Sabrina with a raised eyebrow. "Yes." She replied. "And that gives you no reaction or warning bells whatsoever?" I asked. "No." She said. "Okay then." I said.
Sabrina soon noticed Harvey was in front of us. "Harvey, over here!" Sabrina said, getting his attention. "Hey, thanks for saying yes for hanging with me while I do the babysitting thing." Sabrina told Harvey. "Yeah, well I figured you could probably use some help. Just as Aaron probably figured when he came here. Little kids can be weird. Like whenever I have to watch my cousin Ralphie, he wants to pretend like he this intergalactic asteroid masher. I have to be the asteroid. You're lucky you don't have any younger relatives, Aaron." Harvey told me.
"...That was a jerk thing to say." I said after a moment. "What did I say? All I just saying is that you're lucky to only have parents, and not deal with a extended family. Not dealing with annoying cousins or even little siblings. Ralphie's pretty hefty for his age. He can be painful." Harvey said. "Dude, I would want some extended family, or at least some siblings." I said while crossing my arms, just as a red van pulled up.
The twins got out as their mother rolled down the window. "Oh, hi Sabrina. You're a real life saver. I got to get to work. I gotta track down a giant stick of exploding bubblegum. Look, don't ask. I'll be back at five. James and Dean have my cell phone number. Say hi to Sabrina, boys." The mother said as the boys have 'halos' over their heads.
"Hi Sabrina." James and Dean said in unison as they bowed their heads a bit. Their mother drove off soon. "Thanks for chaperoning us." They said in unison. "You're welcome. And these are my friends Aaron and Harvey." Sabrina said, introducing Harvey and me to the twins. "Hello Aaron and Harvey." They said.
"...I'm would say I'm starting to question Hilda and Zelda's reasoning, but that means that I don't trust my mind reading powers." I said in my head. "This babysitting gig is gonna be a piece of cake." Sabrina told us, just before we got sprayed in the face by water guns.
Not squirt guns, but one of those super soakers types of water guns. James and Dean were just laughing at this while they did it. "For once, Hilda was right." I said as I poured the water from my hat onto the sidewalk while the three of us glared at the terror twins. "Okay, a really wet piece of cake." Sabrina said as the terror twins ran around us while trying to soak each other.
"I think we're in over our heads, Sabrina." Harvey said as we were in front of the men's restroom with the water guns. "Yeah, I starting to see why Hilda and Zelda don't want to babysit these two. Mainly Zelda." I said. "No we're not." Sabrina said hesitantly.
"You think they tunneled out?" Harvey asked. "Mmm, maybe you and Aaron better go see." Sabrina told us. "Oh sure, volunteer us, why don't you? I'll remember that when I get beheaded by Japanese soldiers." I told Sabrina while rolling my eyes. "Okay. The way they're shaping up, I feel you're gonna owe us." Harvey said as we opened the door.
Only for those double twerpy turd monkeys to come out on skates, laughing. "No, wait!" Sabrina exclaimed as we jumped after them, only to fall on the floor. "Oh yeah, You're gonna owe Aaron and me, big time." Harvey told Sabrina with a raised eyebrow.
The two terrors nearly knocked down a piece of art, but luckily Sabrina caught it by diving at the last second. However, they broken a vase as we chased them down. "Coming thru!" They said as they pushed two ladies out of the way... for reals. They were in the air and could've broken a rib if Sabrina and I haven't conjured up pillows just in time.
"Usually, I argued about keeping our magic a secret. But for once, I'm screwing it to help save people from those terrors." I whispered to Sabrina as the pillows vanished, allowing the two ladies a soft landing on the ground.
However, a security guard blocked our way of trying to stop the twin twerps. "No running in the museum." He told us while staring firmly. "Well, we would trying to catch up to..." Harvey began before Sabrina covered his and my mouth. "The darn audio tape tours. They, uh, go so fast, it's hard to keep up." Sabrina lied.
"Oh, don't play games with me. If I see any more of your horse play, I'll call your parents and you're out of here! Understand?!" The security guard threatened as we nodded. "Yeah, along with a lesson in kindness, you *swore in Saiyanese*!" I said angrily in my head as we side-stepped him.
"What's up with you shutting us up like that?" Harvey asked Sabrina as we ran down the hall again. "Yeah, that's what I was going to ask." I said. "It's my first time doing this. I just don't want to look like the world lamest babysitter, okay?" Sabrina asked us as we took a right turn. "Oh come on, Sabreeny. There are a lot of babysitters who go through the same thing. It's not the end of the world." I told her, just as we saw the twins skating around statues.
"Whoa! They're starting to make cousin Ralphie look good." Harvey said. "You keep an eye out for the guard. Aaron and I'll grab the twins." Sabrina told Harvey, turning him around. "Oh please let me get this right the first time." Sabrina said after we check to see the coast is clear to use magic.
"This is for you, you rude little dudes." Sabrina said. "Don't you mean terror twins?" I asked with a smirk as we pointed finger at them. "Something to completely change your attitude." We both said as we used magic. However, we didn't account for the fact that they would make a statue spin around, causing the magic to bounce off it, hitting another statue and going around the room while making the statue come to life.
"AHHHH!" Sabrina and I screamed at this before I returned them back to normal. "That was close." I said with a panicked sigh. "I think we can head them off if we go this way." Sabrina told Harvey as we grabbed him by the shoulders and ran before stopping in another room.
"It's quiet. Too quiet." I said as we noticed that there were no terror twins in here...yet! We looked everywhere in the room for those two terrors. "So, Aaron. Still want siblings after all this?" Harvey asked me with a knowing smile. "Yes." I said simply, causing him to have a look of pity before continuing searching for the two terrors. However, they weren't in that room.
Sabrina and I checked the Egyptian exhibit and heard their laughing. "Ten bucks says they're running around here." I told her as we ran in around the museum, trying to find out where they're at. Eventually, even I was getting confused on where they were, and I was using my aura sense at this point.
Finally we found them in a room full of paintings. "AHHHH!" Sabrina screamed as we saw them about to mess up the paintings. "Gloop! I love gloop!" One of them said. "Especially when we put it all over everything!" The other said, emphasizing on the word everything as they filled their water guns up with the stuff.
"Oh no you don't." Sabrina said. "Let's teach them a lesson they won't forget." I said, rolling up my sleeves. "Yeah, um, right. Um, um, need a spell. Gotta come up with a spell." Sabrina said to herself. "No pressure, Sabreeny." I assured her as we did the spell. "You're at a museum, but you're too much trouble. So begin to fit in, on the double." We said as we used the spell.
However, that was when Harvey came in. "Gotcha!" He said, grabbing them by the shoulder when he and them got hit by Sabrina and my combined spell. "Harv, no!" I said too late as the three of them got zapped into the painting. "Please tell me that didn't just happened." Sabrina pleaded. "It did. Don't worry, I have a course of action." I told her calmly at first.
"What's that?" She asked. "Run around and panic! AHHH!" I screamed in hysteria as I ran around in a circle, like Dexter did in those trailers for his show on VHS tapes. "Aaron, get a grip, man!" Sabrina exclaimed as she slapped my face. "Thanks, I needed that." I told her, just as she slapped me again. "I needed that too." I said as she pulled out a boxing glove out of nowhere and punched me, knocking out two of my teeth, giving me a black eye and a fractured nose. "YOU'RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK, SABREENY!" I told her with death eyes.
"I know." She said with a smirk as I healed myself with my Gem powers, which was lucky because it could have not worked and I would have to use magic to summon a hoodie and a mask to hide my face in public. "You're calm now?" She asked me. "Yes." I said simply as my nose fixed itself and my eye was no longer bruised up.
"Good, now please tell me that we just didn't zap Harvey and the twins into oblivion." Sabrina pleaded. "No, we just zapped them into this painting." I told her. "I don't know where we are or how we got here, but boy are you gonna be in trouble when I get my hands on you!" Harvey told the twins as he chased after them in the painting, as if waiting for me to talk for him to do anything.
"Oh good, we didn't killed them. They're just zapped into that painting." Sabrina said. "Yeah, great." I said sarcastically with a thumbs up. "How's is that good? How are we gonna get them out of this? How am I gonna get out of this?" Sabrina asked in a frenzy. "You? What about them?" I asked her as the security guard was starting to come over. Sabrina whistled innocently while I messed around with my iPod, making it seems like I was interested in the art as he passed us with a suspicious glance.
"This is turning into a nightmare. Why didn't I listen to Hilda and Zelda?" Sabrina asked. "Because you wanted the money for a concert." I told her. "Not helping." Sabrina told me before we noticed that Harvey and the twins were leaving the painting. "No wait! Come back!" Sabrina called out to them, as the security guard came back.
"Huh. Oh, uh, I just wanted to-Is this a paint by the numbers or connect the dots?" Sabrina asked the guard as I face planted. "Don't push your luck, kid." The guard told her. "It was a simple question. You could be a bit nicer." I said. "You too." He told me as he left.
"Finger, don't fail us now." Sabrina and I said as we zapped ourselves into the painting. We landed on the grass, me falling on my butt. "Ow." I said, rubbing it in pain. "We're impressive, Sabreeny." I told her. "Yeah, I guess we are." Sabrina said, surprised that for once, something she did actually worked. Her thought tracks, not mines.
"Okay, now where did they go?" Sabrina asked. "I don't know. Why are asking me like you're part of education programming on Nick?" I asked her. "Do you left here to the petite average?" A man from the painting asked us. "We brought the whole painting to life?" Sabrina asked. "I surprised you're surprised. We did the same with those statues." I reminded her.
"Those delightful children smashed my umbrella." A woman said, carrying said umbrella. "It looks fine. And delightful? Not what I call children who 'smashed' your umbrella." I said, only for me to see it bent a bit. "Never mind." I said. "And rid my hat." The man from before said as he show his hat slightly smush. "Don't you mean smash your hat?" I ask the man. "No." He said. "Okay then." I said with a shrug. They soon started laughing and talking while walking towards Sabrina and me, causing us to walk backwards. "Dang it, we're being cornered." I told Sabrina.
"Oh, and if that wasn't enough, those little monsters grabbed my eclairs and..." Another woman beegan. "Sorry. Don't have time to listen to the rest of it. See ya!" Sabrina said as she dragged me with her. "Aw, but I want to hear more." I pouted as we left. "And then they ran off, that way." The lady said, pointing in the opposite direction Sabrina just dragged me to.
Sabrina and I tried to stop, only to stop outside the painting. "Please let us land someplace soft!" Sabrina said as we fell. "WE'RE GONNA DIE! TWELVE YEARS OLD AND WE'RE GONNA DIE! GOOD BYE, CRUEL WORLD!" I exclaimed while closing my eyes. As we fell, I heard Harvey being creeped out by the twins talking and thinking this was a museum. And before you question how I know, Saiyan hearing.
Sabrina and I finally landed in a painting, on a counter. "WE'RE ALIVE! YAAAAAY!" I exclaimed in joy. Only for Sabrina and I to get hit by water coming from a painting of a guy's nose. "Ew, nose water." I said in disgust. "Hey, I said I wanted us to land someplace soft, not someplace damp!" Sabrina said as she wrung out her hair while I wrung out my hat.
"And why are we not at the same place Harvey and the twins are?" Sabrina asked the huge man a bit angrily. "Because you decided to not listen to the rest of what the lady had to say, Sabreeny." I told her, causing her to have a dunce hat on her while the dude cried tears.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. Really, I was uh, just looking for... Hey, you haven't seen two really rotten kids and a really cute boy come through here, have you?!" Sabrina asked the dude. "Way to have your priorities set, Sabreeny." I said with a eye roll as the guy cried again.
"I'll take that as a yes." Sabrina said as more tears came towards us. "INCOMING!" I exclaimed before summoning a bubble shield around me. "Did you see which way they went?" Sabrina asked. The giant dude blew his nose. "Hope you don't mind if we don't hang around to listen to the rest of this." Sabrina said as she pushed my bubble shield. with me in it, away.
"Sheesh, why is it so hard to get information out of people?" Sabrina asked as we left the painting and I popped the shield. "Maybe because they're paintings and not actual people?" I asked her. She just gave me a glance. "Hey, I just call them as I see them." I defended as we went down a loop that could hypnotize people into the next painting.
"Where did those little brats go?" Sabrina asked. "I don't know, but I hope Harv's sanity is intact." I said as we walked before Sabrina bumped into someone. The person just screamed like a girl at us. "Dude, you could had just told us to apologize to you." I said, covering my ears. "Finally, there they are!" Sabrina said, pointing out the area they were at, the painting across from us.
"If someone had just given us directions, we wouldn't had waste so much time looking in the wrong directions." Sabrina said. "And if you have listened, none of this would've happened." I said, slapping her in the back of the head. "Ow." Sabrina groaned, rubbing the back of her head. "Hey, someone gotta do it." I said innocently as we saw them about to eat a ice cream sundae. At least, until Harvey came with some cool music and try to bust them, only to be hit by ice cream and whip cream.
"Don't worry, Harv! We're coming!" Sabrina said. "Just keep your sanity intact!" I said as Sabrina and I used our combined magic to get out of the painting and running. We stopped when we saw the security guard and walk innocently past him.
"Don't do it, Hilda says. Trust me, Zelda says. And what does Sabrina says? No, I don't have to listen, I know better than everybody. And then where does Sabrina land herself? And her best friends Harvey and Aaron? Not to mention two really nasty kids in very deep doo doo." Sabrina said. "Sabreeny, people are watching." I told her as we realized that the twins and Harvey wasn't in the painting anymore.
"Oh no!" Sabrina said. "Don't worry. I'll fix it. You find them and if you do, I'll find you." I told her. "Thanks." Sabrina said as she ran to find the painting they're in while I use discreet magic to fix the damage done so far. I soon teleported myself to Sabrina, who was in a Wild West room. "Any luck?" I asked. "No." She replied.
"The important thing is to not panic. Maybe Mrs. Vanchoosie and Harvey's parents will understand. After all, how many parents could say their kids are in great work of art?" Sabrina asked. "Famous artists?" I asked her sarcastically. "Oh wow, I'm losing it. Big time." Sabrina said. "When did you realize that? The moment you started talking to paintings or the fact that Harv might be stuck inside one?" I asked her sarcastically.
"Attention. It is now 4:50. The museum will be closing in ten minutes." A voice on the intercom announced. "Now can we panic?" I asked Sabrina. "No. However, we can scream in rage." She said. "Ok." I said before walking to the men's room, going to a stall, closing it and scream. "Huh, what do you know. Nikki Maxwell from Dork Diaries was right, a good scream in the restroom does helps." I said as I came out of the restroom.
"Did that help?" Sabrina asked. "Yes it did." I said simply before we heard the twins laughing. "Oh, now they want to be found." I said, a bit annoyed before seeing what they were doing to Harvey. "Oh my Hercules! Harv!" I said in shock and horror. Sabrina and I zapped ourselves into the painting, just as Harvey said that he was getting us, mainly Sabrina, for this.
"Okay you two. Get ready for your black and blue period." Sabrina threatened. "Finally, some strict babysitting time." I said with a smile. The twins just ran. "That doesn't mean you can run, you little twerps!" I said as Sabrina summoned a rope.
"Sabrina, Aaron! There's something I need to tell you!" Harvey said. "Not now, Harvey. I'm busy taking care of business." Sabrina said. "Sabreeny, listen to him. We're in this mess because you didn't pay attention to the details! Great, now I'm sounding like Salem." I said as Sabrina caught the twins in the ropes.
"Later, guys. Don't have time to listen right now." Sabrina told us as she started dragging the twins towards us. "Hey, no fair! You're bad!" The twins told us. "Oh yeah? Well, you two are officially the worst!" I said with a bit of smoke coming from my mouth. "Exactly what he said...Aaron, there smoke coming from your throat." Sabrina told me.
"What?" I asked before noticing it and calming myself down. "That's why you two are getting a really big time out." I said, only to pale once seeing a herd of buffalos coming towards us. "You're going to sit down and..." Sabrina was about to finished. "Sabrina! Run!" Harvey and I exclaimed as a herd of buffalos came towards Sabrina. "Uh oh. I should've listened." Sabrina said before making a decision.
"Harvey, Aaron! Follow me!" Sabrina said before running with the twins, as Harvey and I followed them. Only for us to be stuck at a edge of a cliff. "Great, Sabreeny. What now?" I asked her. "Easy, we jump off." Sabrina said. "What?" I asked before being dragged with them, falling off. "Falling to our deaths twice! If we die, Sabreeny, I want to say one last thing to you!" I told her. "What?" She asked. "This is all your fault!" I said before screaming in horror until we hit the river at the bottom.
"And *glob* if we make it out of here *glob* remind me never to talk to you ever again." Harvey told Sabrina and me. "Harv, you're just overreacting a lot." I said. "I understand. If we get out of this, there is no chance of me listening to myself again." Sabrina said before noticing the waterfall.
"Let me guess. We're about to go over a waterfall?" I asked her. "Yes." She said. "Sharp rocks at the bottom?" I asked. "Most likely." She said. "Let do it." I said with a determined face. "You got nil in the step, Spellman." Sabrina said as I swam over to her to help with the spell. "Water fast and water deep, sweep us out onto our feet." We said, zapping us, Harvey and the twins back to the museum with the water.
"Sabrina, Aaron. W-what just happened?" Harvey asked us. "Well, gosh, well I was wondering the same thing." Sabrina said "You told us to remind you to thank you for wasting your time and energy to watching James and Dean for Sabreeny." I told him. "The museum will be closing in five minutes." The intercom announced.
"Whoa! And I never got to see that new, uh, thingy. That they have, uh, over there" Sabrina said as she tried to dry herself off and pointed in a random direction to distract Harvey and the twins. "Be right back." I told Harvey as I dragged Sabrina with me. "Wanna see the water buffalo again?" Sabrina asked the twins, who shook their heads.
Sabrina and I fixed the rest of the damage that the twins, and we, caused to the paintings and possibly even the statues, which were not in their proper places when I turned them back to normal. "So what you're saying was that it was a new virtual reality exhibit that was suppose to make you feel like you're actually in the paintings?" Harvey asked us once we were outside. "Yes, and congrats, Harv. You passed their motion sickness test." I lied.
"Really? All I felt like I won is this weird pain between my shoulder blades." Harvey said, as the twins mother pulled up. "So, did you boys have fun?" She asked them. "Yes, except for when the buffalo chased us." One of them said. "And Sabrina made us jumped in the river." The other said. "Uh oh." Sabrina said.
"You two and your wild imagination. I hoped they weren't too much trouble, Sabrina." Their mother said as she left. "No, it was a piece of cake." Sabrina said. "Yeah, sponge cake that was too soft." I said. "Don't worry. I owe you one." Sabrina told me.
Soon, I was relaxing in the hot tub with my parents, telling them all about this. "I'm surprised your sanity is still remaining." My father said. "So, is she going to ask you for help again?" My mom asked. "Nope, she owes me one." I said before my iPod rang. "Hold on." I said as I answered it. "I got the tickets!" She said. "Good, see you tonight." I told her.
Later that night, Hilda and Zelda were enjoying the concert. Sabrina, Harvey and me? We fell asleep. Hey, can you blame us?! After the day we have, we deserve the sleep, even if Sabrina complained that she didn't got to see the concert despite the efforts for the tickets for a couple of weeks. At least we are relaxed and Harvey's not mad at Sabrina and me for what happened.
(Also, ha Harv! I have siblings now! Unfortunately, I can't take care of them And I took it well. *Flashback to me crying for two weeks* Madi: Shut up! You still have another thousand years to do it over again. Me: You don't understand my emotional pain! Madi: Put a fork through it, why don't you! *Present time* Yeah, took it well. Madi: Still have those box of tissues? Me: Who do you think I am, Filthy Frank with those insecurities? Madi: Yes. Me: Screw off, Madi.)