Madi led me down a flight of stairs to the room under the basement. I never knew that was even possible for a room to exist. "So why are we here, again?" I asked Madi as she turned on the only light. "I'm looking for something." She said. "And you brought me with you, because?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You wanted to know all the rooms, and this is mine." She told me. "Touche." I said as I followed her. "Aha, there it is. I forgot it was there." Madi said as she held up something. "What is it?" I asked while crossing my arms. "My father's sith holocron." She told me with a know-it-all tone. "That tone is a kick to my...wait, what?" I asked.
"Wait what to what?" Madi asked. "Nothing. So, about that holocron. What does it do, exactly?" I asked. "Helps me train my abilities, combative skills, and talk to my parent's spirits." Madi explained. "You know, that reminds me about the training for me we never got to yet. And I've been here for three and a half weeks now." I reminded her.
"Must've slipped my mind." She said. "And I don't mean Gem training. I know you could just force Pearl to do that eventually. I mean training to control my ki." I told her, just as she pulled out the Pearl button. "Well, there is someone. But I don't think you want him as a mentor, do you?" Madi asked.
"You're asking someone who have survived a avalanche, survive both Gem and Sabrina on a daily basis, keep his magic a secret from Greendale, pretended to be a witch for 4 months, turned Super Saiyan six months ago and keep his sanity intact with Pearl and Sinbad's arguings and bullshit, right?" I deadpanned at Madi. "Try surviving Frieza, Cell, Buu, Broly, Tuffles, Shadow Dragons, Androids, and Demons for a living." Madi told me. "Frieza is weak, even by these days standards." I told her. "Frieza's Inferno form tells you otherwise." Madi said.
"Even you have to admit, Frieza can be beaten by a half Saiyan, and not even at full strength." I told her. "I meant back when he was a threat on Namek." She said. "Yeah, before he became more brain dead than usual." I said. "Do you want that training or not?" Madi asked. "Yes, I feel like we're becoming a Critic joke that went on far too long." I said as we went upstairs.
"Tell that to Cherry." Madi said. "Who?" I asked, dumbfounded. "Don't. Ask. Especially when it comes to her friends and that thing they call Drell." Madi said while covering her head with the palm of her hand. "What the fuck is a Drell?" I asked. "Magic Peter Griffin claiming as a 'mentor to Cherry and Atticules.'" Madi said, a bit annoyed. "That sounds a bit disappointing." I commented. "That's not as bad as Cherry going with someone else." Madi said.
Later, I was waiting in an empty room that Madi said would be the training room. "I wish I brought my iPod for some music to drive off the boredom." I said to myself, just as Madi opened the door. "Put this blindfold on." Madi said, throwing a brick at me by accident. "Ow." I said. "I said blindfold, not brick. Stay focused!" Madi screamed at her hand before slapping it. "I could have just ripped part of the curtain off and used it as a blindfold." I said after rubbing my face gingerly.
"That too." Madi said as she did just that and wrapped it around my eyes. "Suddenly, I'm getting deja vu. Like I'm in a mine again." I remarked. "No mines for miles around here." Madi told me as she escorted me somewhere. "Oh thank Salmoneus. That would be horrible for me." I said in relief.
"Instead, there's your instructor right here." Madi said as she took off the blindfold. In front of me was Goku, in a red gi for some reason. And next to him was Vegeta, who looked like he was dragged along. "I can't believe you brought me here, lady!" Vegeta exclaimed to Madi. "Ah, shut up, faggot!" Madi told Vegeta, who looked shocked at being called that.
"We all know what your father's done." Madi added, pointing at Vegeta. "Okay, we get it, ladies. You're both beautiful. Now, what the heck is going on here?!" I asked everyone in the room. "You wanted to have ki training, so I got 2 masters of it. Actually, 1 and a half." Madi said with a smirk. "So, you're Aaron?" Goku asked. "Yeah, and I believe your friend is the prince of traffic cones, due to his hair." I said, pointing at Vegeta's hair.
"The Vegeta 's hair has been in the family for generations!" Vegeta exclaimed. "Then explain Tarble. Or Trunks. Or even Bulla for that matter." I said with a shrug as Vegeta was dumbfounded. "Ha!" Madi said. "I'm amazed. Getes usually says something like 'Don't mock the prince of all Saiyans and privileges'." Goku said. "Wow, is the title a popularity thing or can anyone be elected prince of Saiyans?" I asked.
"Since they're an endangered species, there is no royalty. He just thinks he is because he thinks he's superior." Madi said while rolling her eyes. "Drats! There goes the joke of the day." I said as I threw the paper in the trash. "I'll leave you guys to it. Get me when it's over." Madi said as she left.
"So, you two can actually train me or is this an excuse for you two to fight without destroying the planet?" I asked Goku and Vegeta. "The first option you said." Goku said. "Yay!" I said with my arms in the air, accidently shooting a random ki blast through the roof. "Whoops!" I said. "Well, at least you can shoot ki out of your hand." Goku said. "What about controlling it?" I asked him, as he started sweating nervously. "That's the hard part." He said as Vegeta was no longer dumbfounded.
Soon, we were in the middle of the room, with me taking off the hoodie. "So, what the heck are we doing?" I asked. "Training." Goku said, like it obvious. "I know that! I mean, what are we doing first? Shooting giant energy beams out of our hands? Increasing our kis? Just punching people in...?" I asked before getting interrupted. "Dodge!" Goku said before punching me in the gut.
"Ow! What do you think this is, TeamFourStars? God, my gut feel like it became a black hole turned inside out, and not in a good way!" I exclaimed to Goku. "Whoops, I thought you would have dodged." Goku said. "Do you honestly think telling someone to dodge will make them dodge?!" I asked sarcastically, if my sarcasm bone wasn't crushed...hopefully.
"We might need to work on that later." Goku said while rubbing the back of his head nervously. "You think?!" I asked before throwing up right there on the spot. "Oh gods, it feels like my heart came out." I said while vomiting. "That's because it did." Goku said. "Well fuck me." I said before falling sideways. "Ow." I groaned in pain.
Soon after a senzu bean break and a heart transfusion(courtesy of Madi, of course), we were in the middle of another room.(Gee, how many rooms are there?) "What are we gonna do now? Break a spine?" I asked sarcastically. "Bane beat me to it. But no, it's flying." Goku said. "...What the fuck? You know Bane?" I asked.
"I fought Superman once, I eventually found out about the Justice League and their enemies." Goku said. "Oh, you get lucky. I met toddler titans!" Vegeta complained. "What now?" I asked, confused. "It's better not to ask." Goku said. "They're annoying." Vegeta said. "But the only annoying thing I know is the Annoying Orange, and he was funny. Especially with his Buttman videos." I said as Vegeta screamed in rage.
"Well, that happened. Now about flying?" Goku asked. "That's the thing, I can't fly, Sherlock Holmes." I said. "You can't fly?! That's like saying cats don't dance!" Goku said in shock. "...Are you kidding or are you for real? If so, are you on weed?" I asked. "No, but I'm on seed!" Madi said from above. "Madi, I'm shocked! I expected Iago to do that!" I told her.
"Madi, what is this? Are you taking seed?!" Jontron said, appearing out of nowhere. "Where did you come from?" I asked. "Your family jewels." Jontron said proudly. "I need therapy now." I said, as Madi appeared from smoke with a couch. "So tell me, when did your problems all start? Was it Hilda again?!" Madi asked.
"Show me how to fly, please. Save me from this reality!" I pleaded to Goku. "Uh, okay." Goku said as he grabbed my hand and flew ten feet in the air. "Now, I'm gonna let go and you're going to fly, okay?" Goku asked. "You make it seem like it's too easy." I told him. "It is easy. I mean, I flew when I was a few years older than you are." Goku said. "Yeah, because you were taught that." I said.
"Well, now it's your turn. Fly, my student! Fly!" Goku said as he let go of me. "Kakarot, did you rip off the Wizard of Old?" Vegeta asked. "Vegeta! Of course not! I ripped off Oz, the Great and Powerful." Goku said simply as I fell. "AHHHH!" I screamed before landing hard on the ground. Or in this case, on top of pizza rolls. What difference does it make, it didn't even cushion my fall.
"Ow." I said in pain. "My pizza rolls! Oh no, now how am I going to mail these to random fucking people on the street!" An old man in a wheelchair or whatever complained. "Are you serious?!" I glared at him. "Yes. Now how am I going to force women into my basement where my grandchildren used to play with their Star Wars Episode 1 toys when it came out?" He asked. "You need help. Like serious help." I said. "I need help? It's you who NeEds HeLp!" He said as he threw a bunch of furniture at me. "Dodge!" Goku said.
After that disaster, we were in an empty chamber. Madi said that there was no way we can die here. I think she's mad at Goku for what happened so far. "So, what other 'training' experience are we doing? And by that, I mean death." I said sarcastically. "How about by surviving a printer hitting you multiple times." Goku said, rubbing his head.
"Let's face it, Goku. You can't teach me to dodge, you can't teach me to fly. Heck, I can't even get a Zenkai boost the right way." I said as Vegeta looked shocked, before laughing. I threw a butter sock at his face. It missed and got him below the belt. It was Super Effective. "Right...in...the...Round...Tables." Vegeta said in pain before falling down in pain.
"Now who's ripping off of who, Getes?" Goku asked with a smile before looking at me. "Can you go Super Saiyan?" He asked. "Yeah, why? You want me to beat you in an all blondes contest?" I asked sarcastically while looking down. "Fight me." Goku said simply. "What?" I asked, looking up. "You heard me. Fight me, with everything you got. You claim you're the lowest, you're looking at a Saiyan that was raised as a human. And I have more masters than you. So fight me." Goku said.
"What's the point anyway? We both know you're stronger than me, due to experience and all that." I said. "Guy as strong as Raditz says what?" Goku asked. "What did you just call me?" I asked, getting pissed off. "Oh, I'm sorry. Just you were putting yourself down. I should've realized that you're not as strong as Raditz, you're as strong as one Saibamen." Goku continued.
"Are you calling me weak?" I asked him, on the verge on just punching him in his stupid, happy face. "Are you threatening, Master Jedi?" Goku teased. "I'm going to make you wish Broly got a hold on you!" I yelled. "I am the Senate!" Goku said, just as I turned Super Saiyan and ran towards him. "You know what?! Eat shit, you fucktard!" I said as I went to punch him, only for him to grab the fist. "It's treason then." Goku said with a smile before trying to rip off Sidious' sound he made.
"That's it! You're dead! No, even better! You're history!" I exclaimed as I tried to kick Goku, only for him to dodge. "Stop dodging! This is not TeamFourStars, where dodging is the main joke!" I exclaimed as Goku flew above. "Let the anger flow through you, young Dimension. The Super Saiyan is strong with you, young boy." Goku said. "Quit mocking me!" I said as I jumped above Goku and shot multiple ki blasts at him.
Only for him to shrug them off. "The power of Mary is insignificant to the power of Goku. You have anger, you have hate. But you don't use them, at least not properly." Goku said. "Quit talking!" I said as I body slammed Goku to the ground with my shield. "Try to walk it off now." I challenged, only for Goku to do so, and as a Super Saiyan too.
"I am all the Saiyans." Goku said. "This will rival the 'Do it' meme that Palpatine started. And both came from his quotes." Madi said in the background. "Why won't you stay down?!" I exclaimed at Goku. "He's this close to saying that Freddy Krueger line in Freddy vs. Jason." Madi commented.
"Do it." Goku said. "That is it!" I said as I put my hands together, with all the ki making a sphere. What I shot wasn't a regular Kamehameha wave, but a Final Kamehameha wave. "WHAT THE FLYING VITAMIN D IS THIS!" Vegeta exclaimed from behind Madi as the ki went to Goku. Only for Golu to backhand to the old man. "What the...OH NO!" The old man said before getting hit.
Meanwhile, Vegeta was foaming at the mouth as I turned back to normal. "Goku, Vegeta needs his rabies shot again. And his seizure meds too." Madi jokes. At least, I think she joked. "See, this fight just proves that you're too strong for me! So what the whole point of this fight?!" I asked, glaring at Goku. "To test you." Goku said. "Test me? Test me on what?!" I asked him.
"Look, you have Mary's spark. But untrained or even uncontrolled, it can be dangerous. If not properly mastered, you. Will. Hurt either your loved ones, or destroy yourself!" Goku warned. "Then why not just say so? Why go through that whole mocking game? I mean, what does that even do for y...?" I was interrupted by a hit to the head by a Power Pole.
"Why go through Mary's training if to you, 'It doesn't matter'." Goku asked, using air quotes. "Because, I just want to protect the people that I'm friends with." I countered. "Well you can't do that acting like Broly, Broly BR, Mary, or the Hulk all the time when in Super Saiyan killing stamina faster than Getes' fridge running to the Grinches' lair." Goku said. "Well excuse me, Link, if I never got taught in the ways of Saiyan like you and Getes over there were." I said.
"Sarcasm isn't a weapon nor is Spellman." Goku said. "Are you really thinking that I would use Sabreeny as a weapon? You have low expectations for me, you soulless being." I told Goku. "I never said who, didn't I, Gemini Stone?" Goku said. "I don't like Gem, so don't say her name." I told him. "Then stop doubting yourself. You can do it, the only enemy you have is yourself or smeller the witch Tim." Goku said. "How did you know about that?" I asked. "Muffin button." Goku said as he held out the button.
"You want one?" He asked. "No thanks." I told him. "Well, what are you gonna do about it?" Goku asked, before I grabbed his Power Pole and threw it to Madi. "Making this fight fair. I don't have weapons and neither can you." I told Goku. "That wasn't a weapon. That was to knock some sense into you. And it seems like it did the job." Goku said proudly while posing. "...What are you, Rafiki?" I asked. "Your personal Rafiki." Goku said. "What does that make Madi, Scar?" I asked.
"No, Maleficent." Madi said with joy. "Old or remake?" I asked. "Which one keeps you living?" She asked. "Neither due to that curse." I said with a smirk. "I MEANT WHICH OPTION, YOU HALF BAKED MEAT BAG?!" Madi screamed in a voice that mimics Iago. "Oh. Neither." I said before running away as Madi chased me with a katana. "...I knew I should've gotten the turbo." Goku said while sweat dropping. "Ha! I went with maximum overdrive. Hi-yah!" Vegeta said before getting his arm cut off by Madi.
"...Well, this stinks." Madi said as Vegeta screamed while waving his arms around. "Getes, stop waving your arm! You'll lose more blood that way! Plus, I don't think anyone wants to ingest your blood, even with that one health issue!" Goku exclaimed as he jumped Vegeta.
(Author's comment: That's it. This interlude jumped the shark. We need to reset the whole process. It's overloaded with more jokes than a Robot Chicken sketch. Prepare the Flushing of Jokes. *Andrew used the toilet. It flushed away the jokes.[this is not toilet humor in anyway]* Yay, we save this interlude! Andrew: Hey, your Big Time Rush songs and phone went down the toilet. NOOOOOOOO!)
After the whole thing, and Vegeta getting his arm back via a senzu bean, Goku and I were back in the empty chamber again. "So, that's what happens if you go to maximum overdrive." I commented to Goku. "And that's what happens if you watch that show." Goku said.
"So, what's next?" I asked. "Kamehameha!" Goku said as he shot out the beam. "AHHH!" I screamed as I ducked, with it hitting the old man again. "Oh come on." He said before getting hit. "WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" I asked Goku. "Well, showing you my signature move." Goku said while rubbing the back of his head nervously. "WHILE TRYING TO KILL ME?!" I asked.
"I think you killed Mr. Plinkett's pizza rolls again." Madi remarked. "NOT HELPING!" I told her. "Learn it god damn it!" Madi screamed at me. "...You make it seem like I could just do it in ten seconds. I mean, it's not like I just put my hands together, just say 'Kamehameha' and shoot it like that, okay?" I asked sarcastically while not realizing what I just did. "Hey, a tiny laser." Goku said. "What?" I asked as I noticed it, heading towards Madi's leg.
"MY LEG!" Madi said like the running gag on Spongebob Squarepants. "HA!" Vegeta said, only to get stabbed in the shoulder by Madi. "I need an adult." I said. "I am an adult." Goku said with a smile. "..." I stared at Goku. "What?" I said after a few moments.
Soon we were back on the flying block. "Why are we doing this again? All this is just gonna prove is me falling." I reminded Goku. "Because I never did it, throwing you in the sky." Goku said. "What?" I asked before being thrown. "I HATE THIS! AHHHHHH!" I screamed like a girl as I was in the sky.
"Don't worry! Just focus all your ki into the center of your being!" Goku said his word of advice. "Easy for you to say! You're not the one falling!" I exclaimed. "Just do it! Imagine you're breathing, but with your energy." Goku said. "Fine." I said as I closed my eyes and focused all the ki to the core of my body.
"See, what did I tell you?" Goku said with a smirk as I opened my eyes to see the fact that I was flying. "That you haven't tried throwing me the last time." I told him. "Well, that and to stop doubting yourself." Goku said while giving me a pat on the back.
"I think you got the hang of this." He said with a smile. "Are you sure?" I asked. "Yes. I did train Gohan and Uub and look how well they turned out." Goku said. "I would, except they're not here." I said with a sweatdrop. "Oh yeah. Forgot about that." Goku said while laughing as I fell on my face.
Soon we were back in the regular room where Goku taunted me before. "So, what are we doing this time? Garbage day?" I asked sarcastically. "Nope. Since you can fly with ki, now. we're going to train you to shoot ki properly. And stop with the sarcasm, it's like you're using it as a weapon." Goku said.
"Sorry if my experience in Greendale and the past year prepared me to use sarcasm to hide my sensitive side. And I'm not using it as a weapon, it's a coping thing." I remarked. "...That's deep. Wanna talk about it?" Goku asked. "No. Let's just focus on ki blasts or something like that." I said, changing the subject. "Okay then." Goku said, not pressing for details.
"So, what do I do to make the Kamehameha be big, like it was when I was pissed off by you taunting me?" I asked Goku. "Well, one of all, that was a Final Kamehameha. And two, the same thing with flying, except you're forcing it out of your body. Just focus on the amount you're releasing." Goku said simply.
"Okay." I said. "Oh, but don't release too much or you might have the case of the explosions, just like the ones Cooler gave Piccolo." Goku cautioned as I stared at him. "...Okay, no longer asking any more questions about that." I commented. "Then again, I never got the case of the explosions, and I was fighting Cooler. Am I immune?" Goku wondered. "Okay, I get it." I said.
I soon start to tap into the ki in my body again, this time trying to force it to my hands. "Uh, just don't make that face. It looks like you need to use the toilet. In your pants." Goku commented as my face turned red due to that. "Ew, gross. Why would you say that?" I asked him while trying to cover my face with my hat. "Hey, your face just looks like it." Goku defended. "Can you please stop talking." I pleaded. "Ok." He said.
I closed my eyes again and focused on forcing the huge amount of ki out of my hands. After a couple of seconds, I felt it in my palms and decided to use the same energy blast I did earlier. "Final Kamehameha!" I said, putting my palm outwards before putting them together and shooting off the powerful blast. Only for it to go through the wall, and destroy Madi's car.
"Heh, that reminds me of when I first did the Kamehameha and I blew up a car we were using at the time. However, it is surprising you know the combination for it and the Final Flash. I guess that might be your signature move, eh? Also, didn't expect that kind of blast, did you?" Goku asked me.
"Oh sweet mother of Jesus, Madi gonna kill me. And then she's gonna kill you. Unless..." I said, the rest being gibberish under my breath. "Oh, uh, just don't tell her about the Dragon Balls." Goku said. "Trust me, I don't think not even those things can fix the damage she'll do to you." I told Goku as we left. "...Agreed." Goku said as we went off to do the next training.
Finally, we were doing Super Saiyan training. "So, why are we doing this again?" I asked as I dodged Goku's punch...without him shouting dodge. "Dodge!" However, a certain cone head 'prince' was shouting out that non useful stuff. "So you could get used to the power of Super Saiyan and use it without getting all Broly on people. And also, just so you can be a Full-Powered Super Saiyan." Goku said as he grabbed my foot, only to get hit by the other.
"Heh, you got a good kick." Goku said. "Thanks, you could thank watching Hercules and Xena for that." I said. "Xena, I met her once in the afterlife." Goku said. "Really?! How is she?! No, more importantly, is she reunited with Gabrielle and Eve?!" I asked in pure shock. "Uh, yeah. I mean, last time I saw her, yes to your second question. And to answer the first one, she's fine." Goku said while sweating nervously at my reaction.
"Cool! No, Aaron, you're better than that!" I told myself as I slapped my face. "We agree to treat Xena and Hercules as normal people, not like Wonder Woman or even Superman, beings who are higher than you. But as normal, ordinary people." I scolded myself. "Are you okay?" Goku asked. "Yeah, sometimes I just get too excited like just now that I kinda forget what I promised to myself." I explained while rubbing the back of my head.
"Okay, not gonna touch that topic." Goku said. "I will!" Vegeta challenged. "Okay, wanna say that still after I kick your ass?!" I scoffed. "Ha! You, a teen who barely can keep his anger in check and barely knows how to use ki, think he can beat me?!" Vegeta mocked. "Well, if you're too chicken to fight me, then I guess I'll just stick with Goku here as a challenge." I goaded. "It's on now, boy!" Vegeta exclaimed as he landed in front of me and turned Super Saiyan.
"Oh no, you're putting on your big kids gloves. Whatever shall I do?" I asked sarcastically. "Get beaten by me." Vegeta said with a smirk. "Yeah, no." I told him. "Well then. You can taste defeat for the first time at my hands!" Vegeta said as he flew towards me with his fist about to punch me. I roll under him and kick him in the back.
"Oh ho. You think you're the hype, do you?" Vegeta asked. "No, but you think you're the hype when you're not." I shot back as I dodged his punch. "That's it! Taste this!" Vegeta said as he put his palms outwards, charging up the Final Flash.
"Crap." I said, knowing there was no place I could go to dodge it. "Getes, we're supposed to train him, not kill him!" Goku said. "I am teaching him, teaching him defeat! Final Flash!" Vegeta exclaimed as he fired it.
At the last moment, I put both of my hands in front of me, like a Lucario about to use their aura powers. However, instead of that, a huge, no, a gigantic amount of ki came to my hands and the name of the ki attack came to my head. "Big Bang Kamehameha!" I exclaimed as I fired the huge blue ki blast at the Final Flash, destroying it in the middle and it was still heading towards Vegeta.
"You have got to be kidding me." Vegeta commented before getting hit. "Wow, first his signature attack is Vegito's attack and now he just did Gogeta's attack. What next will he do, make a sword out of ki? Punish people's souls with Soul Punisher? Or maybe shoot confetti out of his hands as a joke? Or even better, use Kefla's attack that I surfed on?" Goku commented about my progress.
"Or maybe he could make energy scythes and make a Zero Mortals Plan?" Vegeta weakly joked before groaning in pain. "Getes, do you value your life?" Goku asked seriously. "Yes?" Vegeta said in a questioning tone. "Then never say that again. Or else I'll just do to you the same thing I did to Beerus with Perfected Super Saiyan Blue before training Uub." Goku threatened. "Meep." Vegeta meekly said.
Finally, we were at the end of this training. Jesus, it felt like days, even months. "Oh, that's because Madi made this chamber similar to the Hypertonic Butt Chamber." Goku said, reading my mind somehow. "GOKU!" Madi screamed from her bath or shower, whichever one. "What? I just told him the right way to say it." Goku said with an innocent smile. "Or are you punking with me again?" I asked.
"Anyways, teaching you how to teleport with ki. Mainly, Instant Transmission. At least, I hope you could do it even though I learned it in a year." Goku said, changing the subject. "If it took you a year to learn it, then how am I going to learn it in a short amount of time?" I asked Goku. "It took you a short amount of time to do something that took most Saiyans years to do." Goku said, praising me.
"You just put your fingers on your head and think of a location you want and then you just travel there." Goku explained as I put my fingers on the forehead. "Really, that's it?" I asked. "Yep, it's that simple." Goku said as I closed my eyes. "Goku, this isn't working. Are you sure that there isn't anything else I should do?" I asked as I opened my eyes to see Goku shocked.
"What?" I asked. "I just felt you teleported around the planet in eighty seconds by sensing your ki." Goku said in shock. "Wait, I did it?" I asked. "Yes, but you might want to hide." Goku warned. "Why?" I asked. "Because you kind of went into the restroom where Madi is taking her relaxing bath or shower." Goku told me as Madi came into the room, pissed.
"GOKU, I KNOW YOU DID THIS!" Madi screamed, storming over to us. "Okay, we'll admit it! Pearl destroyed your car with a bazooka!" I said, using the lie I came up earlier. "PEARLLLLLLLLLLL!" Madi screamed in rage as she chased after Pearl. "Why did you blame Pearl?" Goku asked. "Do you want to admit that you're the one who trained me to destroy her car and take the punishment she dished out?" I asked Goku. "Touche." He said as Madi chased Sinbad too.
"Why me?!" Sinbad asked as Madi chased him and Pearl while wearing only a towel over her waist. "BECAUSE YOU'RE HER ACCOMPLICE!" Madi exclaimed in all caps. "Wanna walk away from this?" I asked Goku. "Sure." He said as we walked away.
"Um, by the way. Why do you use sarcasm as a coping thing?" Goku asked me. "Because I worry about many things. I worry that people may not like me for myself. I worry that a rich girl is gonna be back in my life to make it hell. I worry that one day, villains might use people attached to me to hurt me. But mainly, I worry that maybe my own friend might not trust me and what happened at the Tree of Wisdom proves it." I poured out the truth and my pent up emotions in that moment as I realized my own issues just slapped me in the face.
"That wasn't the Tree of Wisdom. It was a fraud." Madi said from the background. "You mean to tell me that I got screwed over by a fake?!" I asked. "He thinks selling others' souls over to me would save him. I let him live to humor him. Now, he's your toilet paper you're using. Ironic. He prolonged his reputation, but not himself." Madi said.
"Great, so now I have been screwed by a fake! What next, pigs will learn to fly? Hell freezes over? The Nostalgia Critic becoming a monkey's uncle?!" I asked sarcastically as I slid down the wall. "Still work in progress, Icy's been planning, and yes, he is." Madi said simply. "I'm being sarcastic!" I exclaimed. "I wasn't." Madi countered. I just grab a random pillow and scream into it. "What did your new pillow for your new room do to you?" Madi asked.
"Everything in the past fucking year been a sham! Everything I've been through was a sham! And all because you just wanted to taunt Hilda! Why couldn't you just steal her soul or something?!" I exclaimed. "..." Madi didn't say anything.
"And you know the worst part? I finally know what Sabreeny thinks of me and she never listened to any of my plans, even if they would have gotten us out of trouble! But oh no, Sabrina always have to be right all the damn time!" I spatted out. "...Hilda was like this. To me." Madi said. "What?" I asked. "She always hated me for being the daughter of the very sith that made Reven, Malek, and Malgus the very sith they were. I never wanted that legacy. But oh no, witch supremist thinks that Zelda shouldn't go out with, in her words, 'Darth Satanus'!" Madi said.
"Wow, and I thought her never telling Sabrina about concealer and giving it to me when I was four was bad." I said. "You didn't have death threats from the republic everyday of your life haunting you in your sleep, now do you?!" Madi asked. "No, but the government might dissect me if even one hint of magic in Greendale is leaked out to the rest of the world." I said.
"You get off easy." Madi said. "Maybe so, maybe not. I'm stuck cleaning after Sabreeny's mess, using memory wiping spells left and right and gotten so stressed out two years ago that there were adjustments made when I was supposed to go to Warlock Academy. And then there was you and the whole 'I'm forcing you into this contract, whether you like it or not' attitude." I said. "At least your parents love you. My father saw me as a fucking abomination to the point of claiming his only daughter was my younger sister." Madi said.
"And I'm technically the cause of my uncle's death." I said. "He wanted me dead!" Madi exclaimed. "Look, I don't know if that is true or not, so I'm not arguing. But if this is how life is gonna be from now on, we should stop, you know, avoiding each other and meet halfway." I said.
"...One day, I'll tell you my history. But only if you tell me yours. And I want the 'hole truth'." Madi said, making a pun. "Okay, if you don't mind the holes in it." I said. "Can I go now? Getes is gonna have a cornery." Goku said as Madi and I realized we forgot he was there. "Yes, go on or I'll have Chi-Chi for dinner." Madi said. "Not Chi-Chi!" Goku exclaimed before leaving, dragging Vegeta with him.
"That was awkward." I noted. "Full saiyans. Ruining moments since evolution gave them the easy way out." Madi said. "So, you wanna chase Pearl and Sinbad?" I asked. "Fuck yes!" Madi said as she pulled out a sword and I pulled out a flamethrower. "It's Garbage Day!" Madi said as we chased the two annoying bigots. And Madi still thinks they blew up her car.
(Disclaimer: Andrew and I don't own Cherry, Atticus or any of their friends. They belong to PerkyGoth14. Not dissing Perkygoth14's stories, just Atticus. The other stories are actually good.)