"Yo G, whut about 2nd smoke sesh?"
Pipdiddy asked Araporn, who gave them a hell nah when the hobbit asked for kush. His eyes were red from that white widow strain they cheefed an hour earlier, his black thrasher hoodie was mad smelly. Yolo was too high to protest, his gold chain swinging in the wind.
Yolo, $amwi$e Damn G, Merry-a-cock Brandyfuck, and Pipdiddy been traveling in the swamps with Araporn for days trying to get to Rivenhell. Ever since Yolo had found the cock ring on Dildo's passed out ass, Gandawg convinced them hobbits that it had to be taken to Rivenhell to the elves. Yolo was originally concerned because he ain't ever traveled past the Shire, but Gandawg convinced him otherwise.
$amwi$e joined in because Gandawg saw him selling some shrooms outside Drag End and was pissed that $amwi$e put the two in danger. While $am complained about having to accompany Yolo, in reality he was relieved. For months he had been just trying to get away from Rosie, his baby mama. Rosie been seeing $am for 5 months and started asking him some stupid complicated questions like "what do you think about us?" or "where do you think the relationship is going?" $amwi$e didn't give a fuck. Only thing his mind was at, was the here and now. He ain't got no time for games.
Gandawg told them he'd meet them at the Prancing Pony, a strip club in the town of Bree. He'd told them he'd be back with some shit to help them on their journey to Rivenhell, but he never made it to the Prancing Pony.
Only homie waitin' for them was Araporn, an ex bouncer who could really kick the shit out of people. Except for the Nas'Fools, the gang of 9 that chased their asses out of the club two nights ago. They were being hunted. Yolo coulda sworn it was because he slipped and knocked over a drink, but Araporn assured them it was because they were Sauron's Ride or Die homies.
They been traveling for 3 days and 4 nights. Shit was tough getting through them swamps, Araporn needed to bounce for the night to look for his main chick Arwen, and he definitely wasn't looking to bring anyone along. Especially $am. $am been low key too excited about seeing the elves- shit creeped Araporn out. Araporn lucked out though for he looked towards the distance and saw a ruined strip club perched on top of a hill. It was perfect for the hobbits to rest for the night.
"We shall rest here tonight" he announced.
*Yolo and the squad got high at the bonfire and Yolo passed out for an unspecified amount of time*
Yolo woke up to the sound of a rap battle between Merry and Pipdiddy, and $amwi$e beat boxing and hyping the crowd.
"WHAT IS YOU DOING?!" Yolo screamed at them as he rose from his cot, eyes still red.
"We having a rap battle, bruh" Merry explained in mid diss, his sunglasses hiding his shocked expression.
"You can throw some lines too if ya want" $amwi$e offered
"Stop you fools! Stop!" Yolo screamed, but it was too late. They heard the sound of Migos playing and saw the Nas'Fools make their way up the hill. Shit was about to go down. Yolo grabbed his baseball bat while Samwise grabbed his frying pan; Merry and Pipdiddy grabbed their mugging knives. They all scattered to the top of the hill. Four Nas'Fools circled them like shadows coming out of a corner. Fight Night by Migos grew louder and louder as they started to square up on the hobbits. Araporn was nowhere to be found.
Shit was going down.
As the Nas'Fools started to approach the 4, $amwi$e yelled "SQUARE UP, BITCH" As he lunged at the head gangsta. The Nas'Fool pimp slapped $am so hard he fell cold to the ground. The other Nas'Fools grabbed Merry and Pipdiddy and threw their high asses out of the way, paving the way to Yolo. The head Nas'Fool began to walk over to Yolo, with shank in hand- ready to pry the cockring off Yolo's dead hands. Yolo felt fear rush over him, he had no idea what to do. So he did the one thing he never thought he should do- he put the cockring over his arm.
As he did though, the main Nas'Fool shanked him
"SHIT, GOD DAMN SON!" Yolo screamed as the shank went deeper in him.
Araporn jumped out of the shadows and ran quicker than a bro who just found out his side chick pregnant, and began to fight the Nas'Fools with a baseball bat in one hand, and a curled up job application in another. He swung left and right, fending off the Nas'Fools and chasing them away one by one. First one got the shaft as it flew down the hill, second one started to breakdance before Araporn drop kicked him unconscious. Third one ran up to Araporn but realized it was too high to fight. As the main one tried to shank Yolo one more time Araporn chucked the job application at it, setting the Nas'Fool on fire as he ran away screaming "SHIT BOI I AINT GOING BACK TO MCDEES"
Yolo was screaming as Araporn ran over to check the battle wounds. There was a stab wound on Yolo and shit got bad, blood pouring out of him like a river.
"SHIT WHERE WAS YOU?" Yolo screamed at Araporn
"My bad bruh... Just walk it off" Araporn suggested.
