Beginning of season 2, I hope i dont butcher this too much,

Enjoy!


After the destroyer, everybody was relaxed, the city was under control again, and the people went back to their daily lives, Aqua sleeping under a cloth carried by her staff, Megumin falling in love with her staff more and more, Darkness watching out for the kids and people who are walking around, Gohan was eating at the guild, his compensation was mostly food, Kazuma was home, looking and admiring his sword, until…

"Kazuma! We're in trouble! Knights from the imperial capital are here!" said Aqua as she barged in

"Oh? What's that? They came to deliver my compensation personally?" said Kazuma with a smile, "Has to be" he finished

At the guild

"Son Gohan, you are under arrest for the damages you caused to the imperial capital," said a woman wearing a blue skirt with a blue shirt with gold trimmings, she wears glasses and has shoulder-length black hair, her name is Sena

"Damages? I never caused any damage" he said with a confused face

"The blue beam that was fired by you to deflect the explosion has hit overlord Alpa-sama's castle," she said

"How? I made sure it was far enough as to not hurt our city" said Gohan

"I have no idea how that happened, we were all living our daily life until a large explosion hit the overlords castle," said Sena,

The whole guild was comically shocked by this statement

"Aw, man… Tough luck" said Gohan, Aqua then came in and started to shake Gohan by his shoulders, "Gohan, what do we do?! You're a criminal now!" she said

"I know, I'll just let them take me away, I can't fight against the respected knights, can I?" he said with a son grin

'He's gonna allow himself to be taken, just like that? Most would try to refute and or run away' thought the prosecutor

"Hey! You can't take him away! He saved our city!" yelled an adventurer

"Yeah! He saved us from certain death! You can't take him away!" said another, as the whole guild started chanting 'Gohan! Gohan'

"Anybody affiliated with a criminal will also be punished," said the prosecuted with a serious stare, everybody turned their head away subtly at that comment

"Hey! If you're not willing to defend me, why start?!" yelled Gohan with a comical fit of rage

"Guards, arrest him," she said as she pointed towards Gohan, he put his hands forward, with no resistance as the guards arrested him

The whole guild was worried for Gohan, as they took him outside he looked back and said, "Don't worry about me, I'll be fine" said Gohan with a genuine smile

'How the hell can you smile while you're being arrested?!' thought a surprised Kazuma

At the prison: nighttime

Gohan tried to sleep but he couldn't, his mind was drifting off to his family a lot of the time, "I hope they're safe.." he said with a worried tone, he had a flashback to what happened this morning

"I'm Sena, the public prosecutor assigned by the kingdom, adventurer Son Gohan, you are under arrest for the suspected crime of subversion," said Sena as she showed a board with Gohan's crime

"Oi Gohan, What did you do this time?" said Aqua, "Come on, Apologize!" she said as she tried to push Gohans head down to bow, "I'll tell them I'm sorry too, hurry up and apologize!" She continued

Gohan then pushed her hand away, "I'll have you know I'm as innocent as a child, I don't even know what I did" said Gohan

"The blue wave that was fired by you exploded and destroyed a lord's castle"She explained his crime

"What? That's not possible! I made sure it was… far enough…" he said as he trailed off

"We do not know how it got there, thankfully there were no casualties, but you are under the suspicion of being a terrorist, and or a servant of the demon king" she said

"Hey, wait there for a minute! If not for Gohan, there would've been way more casualties" said Megumin

"Megumin…" said Gohan, he had a smile plastered on his face

"He only commits minor ones, like abuse," she finished

"What now?!" he said with a shocked look

"Miss prosecutor, there must be some mistake, This man-child lacks the guts to do such an act," said Darkness

"Hey, are you here to defend me or mock me?!" said Gohan with a frown, he's not sad, he's just disappointed

" despite treating me as a toy back in the mansion," said Darkness

"I never did such a thing!" he screamed

"You forgot what you did in the bath to me yesterday?" she said

"It's not my fault you intruded on me and Kazuma while bathing, Besides, you're in for some blame as well, being caught in the mood, Me and Kazuma we're under the succubus's control, it's not our fault you came in and washed our backs obediently, Just how easy are you?" explained Gohan, he already got one issue on his hand, doesn't need any more misunderstandings

"So you do remember what happened! As a crusader and a servant of eris-sama, my body must remain pure! And you call me easy….. I'll kill you!" said Darkness with a blush as she tried to attack Gohan, "Do it then!" he said as he dodged her punch

"That's right! Gohan may be an adventurer, but he's no criminal!" said Dust

"This is an abuse of state power!" said an adventurer

"Adventurers deserve freedom!" said another, everyone then raised their hands, and started chanting 'freedom'

"Incidentally, he's not the only one the subversion charge applies to, so if anyone who wants to join him…" she said

The adventurers then stopped and jerked their heads away, including Kazuma and the group,

"You cowards! What's the point of arguing in the first place if you're gonna give up that easy!" yelled an irritated Gohan

"That's right! I remember Gohan saying something like, "Don't worry, I got a plan!" said Kazuma

"It's a shame! If only I had gotten there faster, I would've stopped Gohan, yep… I was going to…" she said as she pulled her hat down to cover her eyes

'They're throwing me… under the bus?!' thought a shocked Gohan, 'My friends…' He thought as he said the next part out loud, "You've betrayed me!" he said with sweat

"We'll just wait until Gohan finishes his sentence," said Aqua nonchalantly

"Don't make it sound like I have to go to jail!" said Gohan with a frown, "I guess it can't be helped, I did put those people in danger, " said Gohan with disappointment on his face

"You're coming with us!" she said with a yell as the flashback ended

"This place is annoying, I'm starting to question if that city is really for beginners," he said, "In a game, there would be a bunch of people trying to free me or something," he said before his face turned serious

"This doesn't feel like a game though, I'm interacting with real people, who have real emotions, preferences and relationships, it's like this is an actual world that exists in a parallel dimension," he said with a low voice, a thoughtful look adopted his face, was this a game? Or was he in an actual reality and he's talking to actual people?

While he was thinking, a large explosion was heard outside, and before he could stop his thoughts, a voice was heard

"Gohan! Gohan!" said a feminine voice, as Gohan looked outside his cell's window, he found Aqua

"Aqua? What're you doing here?" said Gohan

"I came here to rescue you, I'd never abandon a friend," she said

Gohan smiled at the sentence, "Maybe you aren't as arrogant as I thought you were.." he said with a whisper, Aqua heard him say something, but she didn't know what

"Megumin just set off an explosion outside, as we're speaking, Kazuma should be running away with a depleted Megumin and Darkness, The guards went to investigate so they aren't here right now" said Aqua, she then threw in a pin into Gohan's cell,

"Use that to pick the lock and run away as fast as possible," she said, "I'm gonna wait outside, Okay?" she said, "Okay," was Gohan's response as he picked up the lock, Aqua then fell and let out a squeal, Gohan paid her no mind and went to the gate that locked his room, he went to pick the lock… only to find out, 'It's a combination Lock' he thought

He then tried to call out to Aqua in a low voice so he doesn't disturb the inmates or wake the Guards that are sleeping there, in the end, he just threw the lock and went back to sleep, 'Guess I'll just sleep and do whatever the hell I can tomorrow' he thought as he closed his eyes

the next night

Another explosion was heard throughout the area as we cut back to Gohans room, Aqua came back to the same little window

"Gohan! Hey, Gohan! Wake up!" she said

"Oh hey, you're back again, are the others okay from yesterday?" said Gohan

"They went back without being spotted, but they were suspected of sounding off the explosions, Looks like these people's investigative skills cannot be underestimated," said Aqua,

"Anyway, why didn't you escape? I waited all night, snow accumulated on my head, and they kept dragging me in for questioning" she said

"The lock uses a combination," said Gohan

Aqua was mildly shocked, before her eyes narrowed down, "That's smart of them, I didn't know they had foolproof means of preventing escape.." she said, "That's why I have a solution" she said again as she showed Gohan a saw

"You're gonna cut down the bars?" said Gohan with a confused look on him

"It'll take too long for me alone so let's do it together," she said as she dropped him the saw, Gohan smiled before realizing

"And how do I reach up there?" he asked, 'I can't fly, that'll bring too many questions… I also can't summon Nimbus, that'll wake the people outside… and I can't stay that high for a long time with a jump..' thought Gohan, as he went through his options and skills to do this, but he had none that wouldn't either, bring questions and surprise Aqua, or wake the inmates and guard

"I got something, of course, I'm not that dumb," said Aqua as she showed Gohan a stepping stool

"And how will you get that in here?" he asked, he then noticed the look on Aqua's face, a look that indicates she never thought of that, he then deadpanned at the face Aqua made

"One moment.." she said as she stepped down from her stools and went to the guards

"No wait! You don't understand, Gohan kinda Needs this" said Aqua to the guard

"What's the reason he would need a stepping stool? Wait, aren't you the one who's always strolling around here?" said the guard

'Well that's a fail' thought Gohan as he threw the Saw out and went back to sleep

The next day: interrogation room

Gohan looked anxious, he sat in a room and in front of him was the persecutor and another person who was documenting the interrogation, next to the lady, was a bell with 2 small wings, 1 black and 1 white

"Do you know what this is? It's a magical item that rings when it detects a lie" said Sena

'Lie detector? Of course, they would have that' thought Gohan with a deadpan

"First off, where did you live and what did you do before becoming an adventurer," said Sena

'No point in lying I guess ' he thought before he let out a sigh, "I used to live in mount paozu with my dad and my mother, I didn't have an occupation yet, I was only a construction worker trying to gain money and become an adventurer" said Gohan, 'Since I did construction before becoming an adventurer, I'm technically not lying' he thought, only to his surprise, he found the bell ringing

"Hmm?" said Sena as she raised a brow at his response, Gohan then let out another sigh

"I did live in the mountain, but I used to home study all the time and didn't do anything," he said, the bell didn't ring, 'Okay, so I didn't have to tell her about saving the world, that's a relief ' he thought

"Mount paozu? I never heard of that place" said Sena

"That's because it's a mountain far away", he said

"Okay, so what was your motive for becoming an adventurer," she asked

"Because I want to save people from the devil king," replied Gohan without a second thought

Sena looked at the bell to see if it rang, and it didn't

'Looks like he does want to save people ' she thought

"O-okay… Next question, do you have a grudge against the lord?" she asked

"To be honest, until this point, I never even knew that guy existed" answered Gohan with a neutral face, only to the interrogator's shock and guy that writes down dismay the bell didn't go off

"You don't know the lord?" she asked with a baffled face

"Never heard of the guy," he said with a completely neutral face

"Hey, can I ask a question? Can't we just finish this immediately? I know I'm repeating myself, but I made that beam just because it was our last hope of completely stopping that thing" he said with worry

Sena looked at the bell, and it didn't go off

"I'm very sorry, I just heard bad rumours about you and the explosion didn't help at all, so… I apologize," she said with a small bow

"Bad rumours? What bad rumours? I never did anything to piss the people off" he asked with confusion

"Well the rumours mostly consisted of people calling you a person who just destroys everything, and so I took it at face value and had to arrest and interrogate you, just in case," she said, "Again, I apologize" she finished with another bow

Gohan's eyes then narrowed at the inspector, with a deadpan, "Hey, you didn't just arrest me because of rumours.. Right?" he asked, with disappointment on his face

Sena then looked away with an embarrassing blush on her face, "N-no…" she said stuttering

"So it never had something to do with the lord's house being exploded?" Gohan asked, with disappointment still on his face

"It did.. We just mostly arrested you because of the suspicious rumours.." said Sena

"Honestly… Going after rumours isn't smart you know, it makes you a bad persecutor doesn't it?" said Gohan

"Regardless, there's one more question I need to ask, do you have any affiliation with the devil king? Any relations with any of his officers?" asked Sena

"Of course, I don't," said Gohan with a smug look, only for the bell to ring, "Do I look… like that… big of a deal?" said Gohan with his voice resting in the middle, 'Wiz used to be a devil king leader!' he thought with a shocked look on his face

The prosecutor then adopted a serious look, they then took Gohan back to his room, shackled him, and went outside (this time the execution method is a guillotine rather than hanging) where there was the judge, the lord, and Kazuma and the group, and then there were a bunch of people held out by a gate

"A trial against the accused, Son Gohan, will begin now," said the judge as his hammer hit the pad

Gohan's eyes widened and he was sweating, it wasn't too much so it was barely noticeable, the group then walked up to him

"Don't worry Gohan, I'll counter her arguments until she's in tears, " said Megumin

"Relax Gohan, they won't be able to kill you with us around, we'll make sure to defend you well," said Kazuma, his hand on Gohan's shoulder reassuringly

'They sure know how to reassure you, that's a fact… but..' he thought as he looked towards aqua

"Don't worry, I'll be sure to protect you" she said

'She's real trouble' thought Gohan as he looked at Aqua with a deadpanned face

They then hear laughing, trying to look for the source, It's traced back to the person on the chair,

"Hey, that guy got his eyes glued on us, it's creepy," said Aqua

"And eerie," said Gohan with a small shiver down his body, he hated eerie stuff

"That's the lord in question, aldarp," said Darkness

"Prosecutor, step forward!" said the judge

"A threat to a lord is a threat to the whole nation, as such, The accused Son Gohan is charged with subversion of state power," said Sena, "Bring forth the witnesses!" she yelled

The first witness was Mr Taylor at the clothes shop

"Mr. Taylor, is it true that this boy, had taken orders from you by lowering your prices?" asked Sena

"Well yes, but-" said the man before he was cut off by Sena

"Thank you very much!" she said as she sent the man back

"Hey, that's not fair, you didn't even let him finish," said Gohan, his eyes darkened a bit, the Taylor man was good to him up to this very moment, he won't allow him to be disrespected in such way

"Order" ordered the judge as he hit the hammer

"I'd like to call the second witness!" yelled Sena, until a random female walked out

"Hello Ms, is it true that this boy was moving around the city nude?" Asked Sena

"Yes," she replied a bit embarrassed, "Yes, I remember too!" said a random girl from the crowd, "He was walking around with a body that would put the biggest men to shame!" said another woman dreamily

Gohan lets out a sigh, 'Just like before, they were only looking at my body ' thought Gohan with disappointment latched on to his face

"Bring forth the final witness!" yelled Sena

A person that looked like he served in a restaurant or a cafe walked up,

"Mr chef, Is it true that this boy has finished all your resources and left your business dried up?" asked Sena

"Yes, it was horrible, he kept on eating and eating until there was nothing left, and we had to shut down the restaurant from lack of resources," said the chef

"Thank you very much!" Sena yelled and then went back next to the lord

"As you can see your honour, this boy has done many terrible things," she said

"Wait a minute! What are you basing your claims of terrorism on? this entire argument of yours is easily disproven as evidence, so what's your basis on the claims of terrorism!" asked Megumin

"That's right! What's your basis" asked Aqua

"My basis? Alright… number 1! Unleashing explosions on terrains and altering the landscape!" Yelled Sena

"Guh! " spurted Megumin as she covered her head with her hands

"Second! Even if it was defeating Dullahan, He damaged the city's walls, and destroyed important buildings!" She said

"Third! Attacking the house of a lord!" she finished

"That's it, I've seen enough. Just execute him already" said Aldarp

"Under the subversion of the powers of the state, Son Gohan, You are to be executed-" said the judge as he was about to put the hammer down, Gohan yelled out

"Wait your honour, may I have the chance to defend myself? My defendants don't look so good right now" said Gohan as he spared a glance at Kazuma and the group

"Hmmm… very well, you may defend yourself one last time," said the judge

"The first witness was Mr Taylor, he is a friend of mine and a respectable person, to refute your claims of me claiming his work with lower money with force, I was attacked by a monster, and my clothes were torn, I had almost no money except for a 100 Eris when the Taylor saw that, he said he would give me a discount because I needed it! I never forced anything out of him" said Gohan

"What?" said Sena as she looked at the bell, however, the bell did not ring off, 'He's telling the truth!' she thought with a surprised face

"2nd, I didn't walk nude because I wanted to, when the annual cabbage harvest happened, I was hit by an accidental explosion that was meant to defeat the cabbages, subsequently ripping off my clothes, I needed to go to the Taylor for more, but all the women were staring at me indecently! I didn't go around nude for self-pleasure!" said Gohan

The prosecutor then looked at the bell again, and it didn't ring yet again, 'All of my arguments are being countered by a child!' Thought Sena

"Is that so? Hm…" said the judge with a thoughtful look

"And the last witness, your honour, I indeed ate his whole restaurant, but I did pay for that food, so I'm allowed to eat it so long as I gave him money, he could've used the money we gave him to buy more and more resources, your honour, this isn't something that could be used against me, I've paid for the food, I ate it and left," said Gohan

"That does make sense, in that case.." said the judge

'He completely dismantled all of the evidence' thought Sena, she let out a sigh of disappointment as a result

"Hey, look, Gohan managed to convince him! He is a smart guy!" said Aqua

"That's right! Without me teaching him, he would've completely fallen apart" said Megumin with an arrogant smug

"your argument was countered within 10 seconds, I don't think you taught him anything," said a deadpanned Kazuma

"Accused Son Gohan, you are innocent- " the judge was interrupted yet again, this time it was by the lord

"Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to embarrass me here?" he said, "He's guilty," said the lord

The judge gasped but then had a sad look "Very well, Son Gohan…" said the judge

"Hey, wait! That's not fair!" said Gohan

"You're just an adventurer, there's nothing you can do," said Aldarp with a smile on his face, Gohan then grit his teeth, 'He's playing dirty!' thought Gohan

"You are-" Before he could finish, the judge was interrupted… yet again

"Wait! Your honour, please wait" said Darkness as she stood up

"Forget about it, darkness, he's playing dirty, he won't stop until I'm dead," said Gohan with a serious look

"But!" she said with a sad look on her face

"No buts, Darkness, Just sit back," said Gohan

"For the crime of subversion to the powers of the state, Son Gohan, you are guilty and sentenced to death by the guillotine," said the judge, with a remorseful face, Gohan then stood up and went to the guillotine, two guards seemingly waiting for him

"Gohan! What are you doing?!" said Kazuma with a worried look, 'Does he want to die or something?!' he thought, Gohan must have gone crazy

"Don't worry, Kazuma" Gohan said with a genuine smile on his face

'He's…. Smiling!' thought Kazuma, a seriously shocked look on his face, 'How can he smile now!'

"Any last words?" said Aldarp

"Goodbye, everyone," said Gohan with a small grin

The crowd in front of him began to cry, they were seriously planning to kill a kid!

"Bring it down!" yelled Aldarp

The blade then went down on Gohans neck, everybody averted their gaze to not see what was about to happen, only for them to hear…. A metal crack? They all opened their eyes, and to their surprise…

"The guillotine Shattered!" Yelled Kazuma, complete shock splattered on his face

"What?! How?!" yelled out Megumin with equal amounts of shock

"That's impossible!" yelled Aldarp, "How did you shatter the blade?!" he continued

"I don't know, I guess it was too weak?" he replied, 'I forgot there for a minute that the blade can't cut through my skin' he thought as he was laughing at himself from the inside

"I guess that means I'm free?" said Gohan as he looked towards the judge, the judge also had a shocked look on his face

"That would mean you are free," said the judge with a small smile, he thanked the gods a little boy was not harmed by the Lord's evil corruptness, "But we will place you on watch, in case you try anything funny," said the prosecutor, she's still not over the shock that just happened

"Neat!" said Gohan, he then walked down to the group, they were all still flabbergasted at what happened, not in a shocked way, most would say, but in awe, for what happened in front of their own eyes happened in the broad

Kazuma was the first to recover from the amazement in his eyes, "How did you do that?" asked Kazuma

Before Gohan could answer, the crowd in front of them then yelled at the top of their lungs, "YEAH!!" said an adventurer, "I was so scared! I thought the boy would die from the evil lord!" said a female

"Huh, looks like they did care in the end," said Gohan with a smile, he then turned to Kazuma yet again, "I don't know how that happened, but I'm glad it did!" said Gohan, he couldn't tell Kazuma he was an alien from another world that could destroy planets with a wave of his hand

"How?!" was the three girls' collective response to Gohan, "uh, hehe" Gohan let out a nervous giggle, "How did you do that?!" said the girls as they got closer and closer to Gohan's face

"u-umm.." Gohan started to blush, 'They're way too close!' he thought, his ears then let out steam and he fell unconscious with his eyes becoming swirls

"Look at what you guys did! He's unconscious because you got too close to him!" said Kazuma

"Sorry" was their response, "Come on, darkness, Pick him up and let's go home" said Kazuma

"Me?" said Darkness with a bit of embarrassment at the fact of carrying a man in her arms

"You're the strongest physically of all of us here, so, of course, you'll carry him," said Kazuma

"O-Okay," she said, then she carried Gohan, bridal style

At the mansion

Kazuma sat down on the couch, and let out a big sigh, "Who thought this turn up of events would happen" he said with a downed face, it was a lot of stress for him

Back in Gohan's room, he had darkness watch over him, he finally woke up after a few hours, the sun was setting by then

"What… Happened," he asked, a hand over his head

"You were unconscious after what happened in the trial, Are you okay?" she asked at the end

"I think I'm fine, where's Kazuma and the others?" asked Gohan

"Kazuma is in the living room with Aqua," said Darkness

"Alright, let's go then," said Gohan as he jumped from the bed, he felt a bit light

When he entered the living room, he saw Kazuma laying on the couch, and Aqua and Megumin were just talking to each other, before he could say a word, Multiple knights came in barging, startling everyone

"The court has ordered that the suspect's assets were taken to pay the debt," said a knight

"What?!" was their collective reaction

The guards stormed in everywhere, took everything and left, the house was empty, empty, Kazuma was on the floor, in a sleeping position, Megumin had her head down, and darkness was sad, Gohan was sulking in the corner, "They took everything" he said to himself, Aqua was crying… yet again.

Suspect: Kazuma

Total debt: 1,240,000 Eris

The next day, it was snowing, and the whole mansion was covered in snow

"Achoo!" was heard from inside, "It's cold, it's so cold!" said Aqua as she was wearing her hagoromo to warm herself up, "Somebody, warm me up, please warm me up," she said a sad tone, Kazuma was sitting over a bag and sulking

Gohan then walked up to Aqua, "You don't have to be so pathetic for being cold" said Gohan as he activated his ki, effectively warming up Aqua, her face then brightens up, "Waah!! Thank you so much" she said as she hugged Gohan, "Wow! You're so warm!" she said as she fidgets her face on his

"Wh-What're you doing?!" asked an embarrassed Gohan

"Wow! You are warm!" said Darkness as she hugged Gohan as well, she was confused about how he was warm in such cold, but it doesn't matter

"He-Hey! Stop that!" said Gohan with more blush on his face

"Meow" they all heard, as they turned their heads towards the door, they saw Megumin holding a black cat with yellow eyes and a red cross on its head, and it has small cute wings

"A cat?" asked Kazuma

"I doubt she'll cause trouble, so…" said Megumin

"You want to keep a cat?" asked Gohan

Megumin was about to reply until she turned her head to look at him, and saw him being hugged by darkness and Aqua

"Did I interrupt something?" she asked with a deadpan as she looked towards them

"What? No, you didn't" said Gohan, his face was neutral… Until he realized what she meant, his face blushing deep red, "I-i said get off me!" screamed Gohan as he pushed them away

"Anyway, is it okay if I keep her?" she asked

Kazuma and Gohan went up to pet the cat, and it accepted gracefully, but when Aqua was about to, the cat bit her finger, a sly "Ow!" escaped her mouth, "Hey, why did she only bite me? That's unbelievable, between the jet black fur, and the imperious attitude, I can sense malevolent aura! So, what do you call this demonic beast?" said Aqua with a little irritated face

"Chomusuke" replied Megumin

"From where in the heavens and hell and whatever's in between did you get that name?" asked a confused Gohan, chomusuke is a god-awful name, somehow it fit the cat however

"Her name is Chomusuke," she said, almost leaving no room for argument

While they were talking, Darkness left to go see her family, however, no one noticed when she left

While they were talking about chomusuke, Sena the prosecutor seemed to enter the mansion, "Son Gohan, Wheres Son Gohan!" she yelled in a hurry

Konosuba!

Outside of Axel, the town of novice adventurers Kazuma and the group excluding Darkness were fighting the giant frog monsters yet again

Kill quest: Kill the monsters in the vicinity of Axel!

"No!" yelled Aqua as she ran away from a frog beast

'Megumin had launched an explosion earlier, which resulted in the hibernating frogs waking up' thought Kazuma, 'So we're here to clean up her mess, but..' he thought as Aqua has yet to run away from the beast

"I'm surprised at their agility, they have yet to slow down even with the cold," said Gohan with an interested look, "It's quite interesting," said Gohan

"Aren't they being a bit too hardy?" said Kazuma

"We will not be outdone," said Megumin, " We need to be stronger to survive" she continued

"In this cruel world," she said as she was being eaten by a frog

"We'll save you-" said Kazuma but he was cut off by Megumin

"No, save Aqua first, it's not bad for me right now, it's cold outside, but it's pretty warm inside its mouth," said Megumin as she was standing on the frog's tongue, "Having already expended my explosion magic, all I can do is slow this one down" she finished

"Alright, we'll leave you to it," said Gohan, Not a single drop of doubt in his voice

"Is that a really good idea?" asked Sena

"Kazuma! Do something! I can't, I can't any longer! Hurry and do something!" yelled Aqua

"So much for an archpriest," said Gohan, a bit of disappointment on his face

'Even with Gohan and Darkness acting as our main attack power, our party still lacked effective range skills, in light of that, I learned a new skill' thought Kazuma as he readied his bow and arrow, 'it's called' he finished the last part in a louder voice, "Snipe" he then shot his arrow, 'it's accuracy is higher, the higher the luck skill is, it's perfect for me ' he then finished his line of thoughts

The arrow that was fired grazed Aqua's top part of her hair that was wrapped up and then passed through and hit the frog's tongue, it stunned the frog for a while

"Hey, that arrow was about to destroy the best part of my hair!" said Aqua, she was then subsequently got eaten by the frog,

"Aqua!" yelled Kazuma, as the frog raised Aqua to swallow better, Kazuma jumped up and delivered a blow that disintegrated the frog, Aqua was on the ground, covered in slime goo as she was crying

"Yikes," said Gohan, a bit disgusted at what's happening right now

"My skill… My skill" said Kazuma as he sulked over what happened with his arrow and how ineffective it was

"Are you people always like this?" asked Sena

"What do you exactly mean by 'you people '?" asked Gohan, a bit suspicious at how she framed him and his friends

"Hey, wait! The toads!" said Megumin as more toads showed up, Kazuma and Aqua's eyes widened comically at that

"This is bad! We don't have enough bai- I mean, enough decoys to distract them!" said Kazuma, distraught

They all then started running, Kazuma then said, "Hey, Aqua, you should still be distracting them!" said Kazuma, "No way you be decoy this time" Aqua replied, "Stupid! You don't have enough attack power to end them! If we beat one then that would leave 2, then you and sena can distract them" said Kazuma strategically

"Hey! I came to supervise, not to be involved-, " Sena was cut off as she was taken by the toad's tongue

"Sena!" yelled Gohan, both Kazuma and Aqua went white at what just happened, they were caught beyond off guard

Aqua was still surprised but then she said, "Now is your chance, Kazuma! You can get this on-" Aqua was cut off, as she was also taken by the frog's tongue

"You guys!" yelled Kazuma as he started running as well

"Excuse me, but I think I'm starting to get swallowed," said Megumin in a calm voice

Gohan Immediately finished off the frog that was chasing Kazuma, "These frogs are annoying" he said with an irritated face

Kazuma was catching his breath, "you…. Bet….." was his response

"Could you please rescue me?" said Megumin before her lips entered the frog's mouth, not allowing her to finish talking

"Man… if only…. Darkness was… here" said Kazuma as he still tried to catch his breath

"I'll get rid of them now," said Gohan

Aqua kept trying to escape the frog's mouth, every time she left even a bit she lets out a scream, Sena was the same, but instead of screams, she was letting out moans that one would get from pleasure

"What the hell are you moaning for?!" asked a cringed-out Gohan

The process was repeated over and over again, with Aqua yelling, and Sena moaning over and over again

Before Gohan could make another step, a feminine voice yelled out, "Light of Saber!" she said

A flash of light appeared, striking away all the frogs and destroying them immediately, the others were flung away from the splashes of the frog, except Gohan

What Gohan saw was a girl, probably around his age, she wore a low-cut blouse, an ultra-short pink mini skirt, and dark-toned stockings with brown boots, her clothes are a bit revealing, and her hair was shoulder length and was tied in 2 braids, black in colour, 'Shes beautiful' was Gohan first thought, he then took on an embarrassed blush and shook off the thought

The girl in front of him then took a deep breath, before opening her eyes, which were red like Megumin's

After a few minutes, Aqua and Sena were sulking in defeat, while Megumin was on the ground, covered in slime, Kazuma was supporting her with a drain touch, 'I honestly don't want to touch them' thought Kazuma, " there you go, that should be enough for you to walk" said Kazuma to Megumin

"I don't know who you are, but I appreciate your help, thanks," said Gohan

The girl let out a gasp, " I-I wasn't trying to save you if my rival died to a bunch of toads, I'd look ridiculous" she said

"Rival?" asked Gohan a bit confused, Megumin tried to stand up, but she kept slipping up, before finally getting up

"I-Its been a long time, Megumin! Today's the day we settle our long-time score!" said the girl as she pointed at Megumin

As Megumin looked at the girl, she said, "Who might you be, exactly?"

The girl was shocked to hear that, "I mean, it's strange that you've never given your name" said Megumin, "This might be one of these, 'Hey, it's me!' scams that Kazuma described before" she finished

"I don't think that's the case, maybe you just forgot?" said Gohan

"F- Fine then! It's embarrassing to do this in front of strangers, but…" she said in an embarrassed tone, but before she could say anything, there was a giant frog behind her that was going to eat her

"Hey, Watch out!" yelled out Kazuma, before the girl could understand, the Frog was about to eat her, until Gohan carried her out of the way.. ( you already know what style)

"Huh" was her reaction before she realized she was being carried by Gohan, an embarrassing blush splattered on her face, "Man you have to be careful, there are still some frogs around here," said Gohan, as he gently put the girl down, he then flicked the frog in the tummy, and the frog burst out in a pink like substance

"He killed it with a flick!" said Sena with a shocked face, which was also the simultaneous reaction of everyone there, this time it was short-lived for Kazumas group, having seen scenes like that multiple times

'This guy just doesn't stop amazing me, it's crazy, I hit the jackpot with this one ' thought Kazuma with a smile

Everyone heard an "Ahem" as they turned their heads to the girl yet again, this time with a blushing face on her, "As I said, it's embarrassing in front of strangers but.." she said

"My name is Yunyun, an archwizard and a master of advanced magic! She who will one day lead the crimson demons!" said Yunyun

"Anyway, this is Yunyun, she's the daughter of the leader of the crimson Demons, and my self-proclaimed rival," said Megumin to Kazuma

"Self-proclaimed? So you aren't rivals?" asked Gohan with a hint of disappointment, he saw rivalries like no other, and thought they were the best situations to bring the best out of someone, their great mentality.

"So you did remember! Yes we are rivals!" she yelled that last bit a little too loud

"I see, well I'm her adventuring friend, Kazuma, this is our buddy Gohan and the useless girl over there is Aqua," said Kazuma

"I'm not useless!" retorted Aqua back

"You are the embodiment of uselessness, in its true form," said Kazuma

"Nice to meet ya! Yunyun!" said gleaming Gohan

"Eh? You're not laughing at my name?" she said

"Why would I do that?" asked Gohan, a bit confused, "Do you have a weird fetish for people insulting you too?" said Gohan, deadpanning at that last part

"N-No! It's just a lot of people make fun of how ridiculous my name is," she said, a hint of sadness in her voice

"That's gotta be the silliest reason to bully someone I've heard, especially when it fits you as well," said Gohan, "Well, people like that are just sad with their lives, they need something better to do," said Gohan with a shrug

"Well you see, in this world of ours, people tend to have crazy names, yet still end up with nicknames like "crazy explosion girl" " said Kazuma,

"You're talking about me? How did I get attached to that name and I'm only just now hearing of it!" she yelled at Kazuma

"Wow, Megumin, you found great allies, as befits my rival!" said Yunyun, "I'll beat you in a duel, and become the top amongst the crimson demons! Megumin! I challenge you to a duel!" finished Yunyun

"A duel? Sounds fun, it has been kinda boring around here" said Gohan

"I'd rather not, it's cold right now," said Megumin

"What? Why?!" said Yunyun, "Please, fight me!" she continued

"No thanks" was Megumin's quick reply, "Please, just one fight!" said Yunyun

Kazuma backed away from what was happening, and then he heard a cough from Sena, which got his attention

"You've somehow managed it, but I'm not fully convinced this isn't just an act to deceive me," said Sena, "Excuse me," she said as she proceeded to leave

"I'll make arrangements for the guild to haul toad meat in," said Aqua as she also walked away

Yunyun and Megumin were still bickering, well Yunyun mostly, 'I don't appreciate being left with those two' thought Kazuma with a deadpan

"She's very energetic, isn't she?" said Gohan to Kazuma as he continued to watch them argue, "What, you like watching her or something?" asked Kazuma with a knowing smile on his face

"W-What? No! From where did you get that idea!" said Gohan, a blush yet again forming on his face, it's becoming second nature to him whenever he talks about girls now

"I don't know, it just seems to me that you like seeing her a lot," said Kazuma, his grin increasing in width

"Fine, since I can't use my magic today, it'll be a contest of martial arts that you are supposed to be skilled in," said Megumin

'Huh' was all Yunyun could give out, she was surprised that Megumin agreed to a fight

Gohans ears perked up, "A martial arts battle? That's music to my small ears," he said with a smile

"Really? You weren't one to attend martial arts classes in the academy… and every lunch period, you'd show up like clockwork, challenge me to a duel, and then steal my food" said Yunyun

While Yunyun was exposing Megumin, Kazuma was staring deep into Megumins eyes, seemingly disappointed

"Girl. It was a matter of life and death to me, due to personal circumstances, her lunch was the only thing keeping me alive" said Megumin, for some reason, she also looked at Kazuma while explaining the reasoning

"Alright, then that will be how we duel," said Yunyun

"Seriously? Alright then, now come at me with all you've got!" said Megumin as she put on her eyepatch

'She looks like a Ginyu force soldier, minus her obvious difference in mentality, she strikes silly poses all the time ' thought Gohan, he was about to laugh as he imagined Megumin posing alongside Ginyu

Yunyun then stood her stance, and so did Megumin, while Yunyun's stance was not perfect, it was decently good for a magician, while Megumin gave a silly stance as she failed to take it seriously

'Judging from their builds, looks like Yunyun is gonna win this' Kazuma thought,

Yunyun had a leg arched back, and two hands to protect her from the front, her stance was at least a novice, 'She has some experience in martial arts I guess' thought Gohan, while Megumin was just waving her hands around like pervert would

'I can't even imagine Megumin being any good at any unarmed combat ' thought Kazuma

When Yunyun was approaching, a cloud allowed the sun to shine, and when it did, Yunyuns eyes widened in disgust, "U-um Megumin, you're still kinda shiny" she said

"That's right, what you see clinging unto me is fluids from a toad's stomach, the moment you get close, I'll grab you with both hands and have you in a submission hold," said Megumin, as she waved her hands around more, this time with an aura surrounding her

"No way, you're just trying to make me lose my will so I don't fight you, right?" asked Yunyun as she started stepping back

A light then shined on Megumins face, "We're friends, aren't we? And I believe friendship means sharing hardships" said Megumin with a smile

"From where did that light show up?" asked Gohan

"No idea" replied Kazuma

Megumin then started to chase Yunyun, "No!" yelled Yunyun, in a pleading way, "Cmon, Cmon, Cmon," said Megumin trying to grab her, "I give up! I'll give up! Just stay away from me!" said Yunyun, but she was only answered by more 'Cmon's before she was caught by Megumin

"I gave up! I already gave up!" said Yunyun as she tried to get away, only to be hugged by Megumin even more, "It's my win!" said Megumin

"Nice, two slimy girls on top of each other," said Kazuma with a smile

"Very good, very nice," said Gohan

Darkness ' home

"Damn you! S-stop that!" said Darkness, " K-Kill!" she yelled, she was being grabbed by someone or rather multiple people, while she tried to resist

Back with the group, Yunyun had run off crying, she was full of slime

"She went crying and ran away," said Kazuma to Megumin

"Looks like you aren't actual rivals, at least not in the way I thought," said Gohan a hint of disappointment in his voice

"Don't misunderstand, we may joke around and be all funny, but Yunyun does try hard to surpass me, even when she has all these magics under her, I am still better!" she said as she struck a pose, she then pulled out a purple crystal ball, "Here, Kazuma, The spoils of war, Sell it to start making your payments" she said

"Are you sure?" replied Kazuma

"It's of no use to a grand sorcerer like me, who's beyond the bounds of society," she said with a small grin

Kazuma sighed at her behaviour, " Do you ever plan on learning anything other than explo-" Kazuma was cut off, "Never" said Megumin, seemingly already knowing what he was going to ask

"I figured" he replied

"I'm surprised about how much you like explosion magic, it's pretty inspiring as well as a bit worrying," said Gohan

Kazuma grabbed the ball, and let out a deep sigh he didn't even know he was holding

"What is it?" asked Megumin, he looked like something was on his mind

"I was just thinking how you're prettier than that other girl," said Kazuma with a deadpan

"No." was Gohans immediate response

Megumin noticed how fast Gohan disagreed with Kazuma, "What, do you like her or something?" she asked

"U-uh.." said Gohan with a blush on his face

"You aren't even gonna deny it," said Kazuma with a smirk

"Well! Thank you very much for that compliment Kazuma, let me give you a hug to show my thanks" said Megumin as she waved her arms around and the red aura returned yet again

"Don't touch me! " said a disgusted Kazuma

"You should be happy, some people would pay to have a slimy girl all over them," said Megumin as she tackled both Gohan and Kazuma

"Why am I involved!" asked an angry Gohan

"You reek of toads!" yelled Kazuma

Konosuba!

"Never in my life had I imagined an embrace being so unpleasant," said a disappointed Gohan

"You bet, I feel so sticky it's weird," said Kazuma

"Meow" all 3 of them heard, it was Chomusuke!

"Oh, Chomusuke! You didn't cause any trouble did you-" she said as she raised her hand toward Chomusuke, only for Chomusuke to freak out and run away

"Well, Gohan and I will head to the bath," said Kazuma as he and Gohan left, before Megumin grabbed his sleeve, "What is it," he asked

"Wait, I'm sure you've heard of ladies first," she said

"I yearn for true gender equality, I have no patience for someone who talks about female privilege when it suits them and then complains about someone 'Not being a man 'when it suits them!" said Kazuma, explaining why he doesn't prioritize females first, Gohan heard him and deadpanned at this explanation, "true, that's kinda annoying," said Gohan

The air stayed silent for a moment before Kazuma shook her arm off and started running while catching Gohan by his shirt collar, "Hey! At least warn me first!" yelled a dizzy Gohan

When they tried Getting in the bathroom with Gohan watching them fight, "Besides if you want to talk about ladies first, grow into one!" said Kazuma

"Ouch, hit where it hurts," said Gohan as he flinched from the statement

Kazuma tried to push Megumin away by grabbing her head, and then Megumin did the same thing while saying, "You're treating me like a child once again, aren't you?!" she said angrily, "Besides, I'm only three years younger than you!" she finished

"Yet you only look like a child to me, so stop wasting your time!" said Kazuma as he and Megumin stood martial arts stands before Kazuma pulled down his pants

"This guy is actually removing his clothes!" said Megumin shakingly

"Hey, Kazuma, this is getting too far, better stop this now," said Gohan with a worried look at him

"I'm not backing down from this! No matter what! Get it?!" said Kazuma with an angry tone, "If you do, you better leave now," said Kazuma

"I see, so you really don't see me as a woman, then you won't mind if join you!" she said as she took off her cape

"Okay this is getting a bit out of control" said Kazuma gesturing with his hands to calm down

"That's true, you joining us would solve both our problems, Come on Gohan, you get ready for the bath too," said Kazuma with a neutral tone to him

"Huh?! E-Excuse me, but doesn't this usually call for a reaction like, "Dummy! I won't allow that!" and then bashfully allowing me to use the bath first?" she asked with a terrified tone to her voice, as she inspected Kazumas upper body

"I don't think he'll be convinced now Megumin" said Gohan as he also removed his clothes to get ready for a bath

"wh-what?!" was Megumin's reaction to Gohan's revelation

"Just so you know, I'm not the type to go for cliches. Say, for instance, you were in love with me, and another girl tries to hit on me, and you, out of jealousy, try to enact unjust violence on me for no reason, I will fight back without hesitation! I'm a guy who has to do what he has to do! you'd do well to remember that!" Kazuma said, explaining the scenarios that he finds unacceptable, as he yelled that last part to megumin, who had a sulking face to her, maybe out of shock

'I hate to say it, but he's true scum!' Gohan thoughts as he heard Kazuma ramble on, 'He does hold some truth though, like that unjust violence because a girl is making moves on him, I never understood that while watching animes' he thought on with an irritated look at the imaginary scenario

"I get the feeling that saying something like that leaves you desiring something, but all right, fine," she said as she started walking the other way

"After provoking me like that, you're not gonna join us?" said Kazuma

'Thank god' thought Gohan with relief

"You lack resolve!" said Kazuma with a yell at Megumin

"Why you!" was Megumin's reply

'He just had to tease her!' thought Gohan, irritated.

"You think I lack resolve? ( yep) These are fighting words, Fine! I'll get in!" she said with an angry look on her face, "It's a bath! I can do that!" she said as she threw the cape on Kazuma's face

"Ouch!" was Kazumas's reaction to that violent act

"You guys are still fighting?" asked Gohan, he was already in the bath

"Gohan? You're supposed to be helping a brother out!" said Kazuma

"I can't help if you keep bickering like that," said Gohan

"Now stop sulking under that towel, and let's get in the bath!" said Megumin as she started pulling Kazuma's towel as she tried to remove it

"Woah, Woah! What're you doing!" said Kazuma as he tried to hold his towel in place, "Don't pull it you perv! Show some shame!" said Kazuma

"How about you both stop fighting and get it done already? It's a bath" said Gohan as he deadpanned at them

"Out with it!" said Megumin as she successfully pulled out the towel

Konosuba!

The 3 appeared relaxed at the bath, "Ahh, this is the way" said Gohan with his eyes closed in a gleam

"Hey," said Kazuma to Megumin

"Yes?" she replied

"I thought Cats don't like baths," said Kazuma as we see Chomusuke in a little bucket of her own

"She likes to stay clean" answered Megumin

"Yeah but I never imagined they'd like it in bathing, don't cats clean themselves by licking?" asked Gohan

"I never understood that myself," she said

"Hey…" called Kazuma yet again

"Yes?" again answered Megumin

"Is that other girl gonna be okay?" asked Kazuma, he was talking about Yunyun

"You mean Yunyun?" asked Gohan

"I'm sure she's fine, she chases me around, claiming to be my rival, after all," said Megumin

"She's about your age right?" asked Gohan, as he looked at megumin with disappointment

"Hey, what don't you just say what you wanted when you looked at me," said Megumin with a semi-angry look

"How come she's way more mature than you-" asked Gohan before Megumin started to chant her explosion magic in her fingers

"Hey! Stop it!" said Both Kazuma and Gohan, " It's bad for my heart" said Kazuma, "Bad for your heart?" asked Gohan, what did he mean by that?

"I'm sure in a year or two, I'll have a body that'll have Yunyun crying in forgiveness…" said Mgumin

Kazuma then started staring at Megumin, Megumin noticed and shied away, "I'd appreciate it if you stop staring at me intensely," she said with a blush

"I didn't mean to insult you Megumin, you have a great body, but I just wondered how Yunyun ended up with a body like that while you somehow still look like a child, I mean I can't talk myself since I'm literally another example, I just thought it was me," said Gohan, explaining his curiosity about Megumin's body

Megumin started blushing embarrassed by Gohan's compliment, "T-Thanks" she said

Kazuma had yet to stop staring before asking, "Why are we in the bath together?"

"Why bring that up now? Why would you suddenly come to your senses?" Asked Megumin before shying away yet again

"I just noticed as well, if someone saw all three of us like that, then-" Gohan was cut off by Aqua

"I'm back! Hey, I got the cash for the toad meat!" said Aqua

"Ah!" bleeped out all three as they tried to hide inside the water

"Did you lock the bath's door?" asked Kazuma

"I-I didn't," she said, "Wh-Wh-What do we do," she said as she started grabbing her head, trying to think of something

"Kazuma! Megumin! Gohan! I'm back!" said Aqua in a loud voice, "Itd be nice if someone replied" she continued

"Eh? The bath?" said Aqua as Chomusuke was drying herself off, before the door of the bath was suddenly barged open by Kazuma, "Freeze!" he yelled, he started shooting ice shards everywhere, scaring Gohan, Megumin, and Chomusuke, all together

"It's either I'm doomed or my magic holds out! Hold out, Magic of mine!" said Kazuma

"Kazuma! Relax! You'll tire yourself out like that!" said Gohan

"No! If Aqua sees us, I'll be called pedo-NEET and Lolimaniac all the time!" replied Kazuma

Kazuma then stopped firing, 'I don't even have the strength to stand up ' was his thought before he fell head first

"Megumin! When you get out of the bath, let's have lunch" said Aqua, "Actually get out now, I need to have my bath, I'm all slimy too" she added

Kazuma and Megumin looked at the door with anticipation, before releasing a sigh of relief

"That was a close call if things had gone much longer…" she said

"Talk about great timing, nice save," said Gohan

"I almost got branded a lolicon," said Kazuma

"Egh" blurted out Megumin

"Hey, Megumin, I can't move, so can I ask you to dry me off?" asked Kazuma

"Hey," said Megumin, she started to crack her knuckles, and a vein popped up her forehead, "Can you please explain to me why getting in the bath with me makes you a lolicon?" she said with anger in her voice

"Hey, Megumin, Stop it, You'll be branded a female pervert, Don't do anything weird," said Gohan sweating on one side of his cheek

"Hey, A-Aqua! Aqua! The little girl is bullying me!" said Kazuma

After all was done and they were eating lunch, "I knew Kazuma was a pedo -Neet, but You too Gohan?" said Aqua

Kazuma shivered at the nickname, "I needed a bath okay? They wouldn't stop bickering about who's to take it first, so I did" said Gohan, trying to explain his situation

Next day

'After receiving my disgraceful title from Aqua, we went to Wiz to figure out what to do with our debt' thought Kazuma

"Hey," said Kazuma as he entered the shop, "I'm looking to sell this" he continued as he held the spoils of war in his arms

Megumin and Gohan both noticed Yunyun, "Oh" was Megumins reaction, "Hi!" said Gohan a tiny blush on his face, he still thought that girl was pretty

"She's here to-," said Wiz pointing to Yunyun before Yunyun herself interrupted her, " M-My name is Yunyun! What a coincidence, what a quirk of fate! To think we would meet here of all places! You truly are my lifelong rival" Yunyun said

Megumin deadpanned at that sentiment of hers,

"She heard that you guys visit my store every day, and has been waiting all morning," said Wiz, Yunyun had a shocked look on her face

"Wh-What are you saying?! Shopkeep?! I came here to buy a magical item!" said Yunyun as she picked up a random bottle with stars in them

Gohan laughed at Yunyuns antics, He wasn't laughing hysterically, a little giggle if you would

Yunyun saw that giggle, and for some reason, her heart fluttered at his smiling face, 'Wh-Whats this feeling?' was her thought,

"Why don't you just admit it, instead of shying away like that?" said Gohan with a smile

Konosuba!

Aqua was sitting at a table, drinking tea and eating biscuits

"I see, you could've just showed up at our mansion instead of doing all of that," said Kazuma

"But I couldn't just show up at someone's house unannounced," said Yunyun

"It's always half-measures with you, that's why you'll never make any friends," said Megumin

"Is that true?" asked Aqua

"Yunyun is the rare crimson demon who's embarrassed by her name, she would usually eat alone in the academy," said Megumin, "And whenever I cross her line of sight, she would gleefully challenge me to a duel over and over again" finished Megumin

"It wasn't that bad!" replied Yunyun, "I did have some friends" she finished

"I'm hardly believing what I'm hearing right now, You had friends, Yunyun?" asked Megumin

"Of course, even I had friends! There was funifura San and dodonko San, who would always say, "We're friends, right?" and I would treat them to lunch," said Yunyun

"hey, Stop! I don't wanna hear anymore!" said Kazuma

"It seems to me you were getting scammed rather than getting friends," said Gohan

"Well, since I can only use explosion magic, I would at her avoid magic duels," said Megumin

"Will you learn a different magic already?" asked Yunyun, "You probably have some unused skill points, right?"

"Yes I do, and I intend to use them on 'Explosion magic power boost, and quicker casting" " said Megumin

"Stupid! Why are you so obsessed with explosion magic?!" asked Yunyun

'That's right, you tell her thought Kazuma

"All this talk about duels… for classmates, you guys are surely vicious," said Aqua

"All this talk about magic, got my head spinning" said Gohan

Aqua walked around a bit, before noticing a crystal ball, "Hey, hey," she said, "Wouldn't this be better? The friendship crystal" she said

"Only a seasoned Magic user can use it," said Wiz

"Well if you can use it, can you make friends?" asked Yunyun

"Are you that desperate to make friends?" asked Gohan

"Well, yes, I know! Why not try it out?" said Wiz

"I hardly see the need to make friends.." said Megumin

"Have you lost your nerve? Megumin?" asked Yunyun

"Huh" was Megumins reaction

"In other words, the one who can use this more efficiently is proof of better spell-casting skills," said Yunyun

"Are you gonna challenge her in everything? I have a feeling this is gonna be a recurring theme" said Gohan

"Yep, it feels like we're gonna suffer with her around," said Kazuma with a deadpan

"If you insist, I'll show you, the power of a true magician!" said Megumin

"Today is the day we settle the score!" said Yunyun

They then started casting their energy towards the crystal ball, the ball started shining a dark purple, and everyone's face was with awe

"Just what I'd expect from crimson demons," said Wiz

"Now, Crystal, demonstrate your power!" said Yunyun, as the crystal started shining brighter

"The crystal is activating!" said Wiz

The room then went dark, as little shards of glass somehow appeared out of nowhere, and then it went pitch black, before bluish glowing screens appeared, Multiple of them, a lot of them

"It's never projected that much before!" said Wiz

"You mean someone used this before?" asked Gohan

"I don't think I remember but someone did at one point, they have great magic for the ball to showcase this much!" said Wiz

'What… is this?' thought Kazuma

The screens then showed… the past? The screens showed Megumin and Yunyun's past

One screen showed A young Megumin stealing bread Crumbs, "Is she stealing Bread crumbs?" asked a shocked Kazuma as Megumin had her mouth agape

Another screen showed Yunyun singing happy birthday to herself, (Authors note: I was actually saddened by this scene, not even Joking)

"Is she… by herself?" said Aqua

Another screen showed Megumin attacking a person for vegetables and her sister complimenting her, and another screen showed Yunyun playing chess with herself

"Your lives are depressing," said Gohan

Another screen showed Megumin fishing lobsters and her sister yet again complimenting her, while a different screen showed Yunyun trying to befriend a cat, only for the cat to run away, then she tried to smell a flower… the flower then spawned legs and ran away

"The flower?!" asked a surprised Gohan

"That's a new low," said Kazuma

A screen showed Megumin hunting and eating bugs, with her sister complimenting her again, another screen showed Yunyun standing over a devil circle, "I wouldn't even mind the devil as a friend at this point" she said

"Is she… eating bugs?" said Kazuma

"What odd ways to treat your friends to lunch," said Gohan

Both Yunyun and Megumin yelled at their embarrassing memory, "What the hell is this?" asked Megumin

"Shopkeep! You said this crystal would help create friends, right?" asked Yunyun

"This valued item deepens friendship and love by exposing embarrassing… past… memories.." said Wiz

"Megumin, Hey, Megumin! Is this going to make us friends?" asked Yunyun with tears in her eyes

Megumin then grabbed the crystal ball, lifted it, yelled and threw it to the ground and broke it, everyone yelled at the gesture

Konosuba!

"I'll just put it on your tab, Kazuma San," said Wiz

"Hold on, Megumin broke it, why not put it on her tab?" asked Kazuma

"Yunyun wanted to use it, Put it on Yunyun's tab," said Megumin as she pointed at Yunyun

While Yunyun was sulking, "My duel… I finally got her to duel…" she said, "There there" said Gohan as he patted her head

"How long are you gonna mope?" asked Megumin

"I wanna know who won!" said Yunyun, "Can we call it a draw?" she asked

"Fine by me, I'm no longer that childish to be competitive over games," said Megumin

"How dare you call a rivalry, a game?!" asked an offended Gohan, "I've seen people risk their bodies and minds just to win rivalries!" he said

"Not you too…" said Kazuma

"Now that I remember we did a challenge to see who would grow faster! If you think you're not childish anymore, you want to do that?" said Yunyun

"Well, you definitely won that one already," said Gohan, as Kazuma nodded behind him in agreement

"That's not what I meant when I said childish, After all…" said Megumin as she looked towards Kazuma

"Huh?" said Yunyun

"I'm in the kind of relationship with Kazuma where we bathe together," she said

"Oh my!" said Wiz

"Oh my god" was Gohans reaction as he palmed his face

"HEY!" said Kazuma with an irritated face

"EHHHHHH?!" Yelled a blushing Yunyun

"Don't joke about that!" said an angry Kazuma as he pinched Megumins cheeks, "is this the mouth? Is this the mouth that seeks to ruin my reputation even more?" said Kazuma

"I'll-I'll," said Yunyun as she got everyone's attention, "I'll admit defeat today!" said Yunyun as she waved her arms around in embarrassment, she ran out crying

"Take care!" yelled Gohan

"Come again!" said Wiz

"She's a lively Girl," said A muffled Megumin

"So are you" said Kazuma


Hello everyone, im extremely sorry i didnt write this chapter faster, everytime i wanted to write the chapter, my brain would drift off and do something else, and id end up forgetting about the story

Anyway, this is the beginning of Yunyun and Gohan, Sorry if it was a bit cringe, im not too good with romance

Hope you enjoyed this chapter, and i have a very nice next story planned up after this one, atleast nice to me,

Before i receive comments about why Gohan was arrested, I can only say that Gohan wasnt the actual one to destroy it was a certain villain that attacked the building while the beam of Gohans was fired, making it seem like Gohan did it

Thats all ill say

See you next time!