The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace same as in canon except less of Homer's storyline and instead just zany inventions, fluorescent boogers, S Club Juniors and Wizard of Oz references.

Plot

The chalkboard gag is "I will not push the munchkins."

The couch gag is the Simpsons being taken by a tornado to a grey scale, old fashioned film of a farm in Kansas.

The episode starts with the Simpsons on a old film of a farm in Kansas. Lisa as Dorothy falls into the pig pen and cries for help. A farm hand with traits similar to Scarecrow rescues her. And another with kind hearted traits like Tin Man checks to see if she's alright.

"I am alright fellas. Thanks for helping me!" said Lisa.

"Any time Lisa. As long as you're not hurt." said the kind hearted farm hand.

Then an evil hag of a neighbour arrived to tell Homer that Toto had bitten her and wanted the little black dog destroyed.

"Forget it you old bat! What are you gonna do? Report us to the authorities?" said Homer comforting Lisa and Toto.

"Um yes that was the entire point of this scene..." said the bitter old hag.

A house falls on her crushing her to death.

"Um okay..." said Homer.

Lisa was then frustrated with her brother Bart's antics and an argument.

"Did so!"

"Did not!"

"Did so!"

"Did not!"

"Did so!"

Lisa frustrated he wouldn't back down went out for a walk with her little dog Toto.

She met Oscar as Professor Marvel. It makes sense later in Oz. He was Professor Marvel, a travelling charlatan selling miracle cures, performing magic tricks and occasionally selling Marvel comics.

"Holy crud! Stan Lee and his lawyer's!" Oscar yelled. He packed up his things and fled while being chased by Stan Lee and his lawyers.

Lisa face palmed.

At home Bart wondered why the narrator killed off the wicked witch's Kansas counterpart.

Because she's a horrible old hag trying to take Dorothy's dog.

"Yes that's what kick starts the plot narrator..." Bart sighed.

...

Then a tornado was spinning around and tearing stuff to pieces and generally causing destruction because that's what tornadoes do.

"Everyone inside!" said Homer.

"No I want to go to Oz!" said Oscar as Professor Marvel because tornadoes in Kansas always take you to Oz...

Homer face palmed and left the mad Professor to get himself killed.

Lisa unfortunately got locked out and like in Hurricane Neddy got knocked out and had a dream of being taken to Oz. Where she met munchkins, Mrs Krabappel as an evil witch, Ralph as a scarecrow, Bart as the Tin Dude and Milhouse as the cowardly lion.

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto..." said Lisa as Dorothy.

But this was all a dream of Lisa's as she woke up one morning.

"Okay I really need to stop dreaming about going to the land of Oz...' said Lisa.

"Cooooool! The land of Oz..." Oscar cooed as walked past her bedroom to brush his teeth that morning.

Meanwhile in Springfield Homer was out driving and listening to Bill and Marty.

They were ripping on Bill Clinton. Yeah we get it. He shagged his secretary and denied it... whereas Trump tried to become Hitler and you guys say nothing...

"Bill Clinton has a new website Marty." saud the other Bill. The radio host.

"Yeah it's double u double u double u dit (He plays a wolf whistle) dot com."

Lay off him! At least he didn't try and be a dictator like Trump did...

"But Hillary! I did not have sex with that woman!" said Bill.

"Impeach him!" The Republicans screamed.

Meanwhile Trump tries to become Hitler 2.0.

Crickets chirp as the Republicans say nothing.

They said the life expectancy of the average American man was now 75.

Homer stopped his car suddenly causing cars to ram into the back of him causing a domino effect of wrecked cars and angry drivers.

"Aaaaaagh! I've already lived half my life!" He screamed. "And nothing to show for it!"

He abandoned his car and went home. People angrily shouted at him to take his car.

"Move your car! Idiot!"

...

That night he ate a bag of flour.

"Homer don't eat that. Wouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?" Marge asked.

"No I don't deserve it. I've wasted half my life... I am not looking forward to my funeral..." Homer groaned.

At his funeral in a dream Homer was buried head first with his legs sticking out of his grave as he was dumped in.

Ned was now a cardinal, Lenny was President of America and Carl was his Vice President.

"No, Homer wasn't a great man... nor even an adequate man, and he certainly never accomplished anything." said Cardinal Flanders.

Crocodile/Alligator man in a suit from Homer's photographic memory coughed.

"Uh, President Lenny, you have anything to say?" Cardinal Ned asked President Lenny.

"Nah." said Lenny.

"Oh come on!" Cardinal Flanders whined.

"Nah..." said President Lenny.

"Oh come on..."

"Nah..."

"All right. Fair enough. Toss 'im in the hole, boys." said Cardinal Flanders. Homer was dumped rudely into the grave along with lots of dirt. His legs were sticking out of the heap as he had been buried upside down.

And for some odd reason the two crows from Tex Avery cartoons were there. One of them spoke in a low class manner referring to Homer as a sack of crap. The other spoke posh using big words.

"There goes a real sack of crap..." said one of the Tex Avery crows.

"Most indubitably old chum!" said the posh crow.

In the real world Marge comforts Homer.

"You've made me happy." said Marge.

"Oh like they'll make a stamp of me for that..." Homer sighed.

"I only have three memories. Waiting in line for a mobile, getting a key cut and talking to you right now. 38 years! That's all I have to show for it!"

"Homer you're 39." said Marge.

Homer screamed.

...

Homer came home from work miserable.

"Surprise!" Everyone jumped out at him and ribbons and confetti flew everywhere.

His family threw him a surprise party to celebrate his life and Bender thought it was his fake funeral.

A projector film was put on.

"You went into space! That's something!" said Marge.

"All we did was grow space tomatoes and attack the Mir station..." said Homer. The space shuttle he was on was ramming the Mir space station as Russian astronauts inside shouted at them angrily.

"And can't forget when we were enslaved by giant space ants..." said Oscar.

"That was so silly..." said Homer.

"You were once heavy weight champ!" said Bart. There was footage of Drederick Tatum punching Homer violently.

"Finish him! Finish him!" Grampa yelled.

"And you raised three beautiful children." said Marge.

Oscar cleared his throat to correct her. "Four beautiful children Marge, four." said Oscar brining Hugo on screen.

"She said three "Beautiful" children, Oz..." said Homer.

Hugo bursted into tears and and ran off crying.

"Oh now look what you've done! You're so mean!" Oscar yelled before running after Hugo. "Hugh-gy Wait!"

The family continued watching the slideshow without him.

"Look Dad! A special message from KITT from Knightrider!" said Lisa.

"Oh my God!" Homer gasped.

"Hello Homer. Your family have called me out from my busy schedule of driving David Hasselhoff about to give you a special message. You have been invited to a very special-" The projector film burnt out

"Stupid projector film!" said Homer putting out the burning film. "Who invented these? Was it you Bart?"

"No Dad! It was Thomas Edison!" said Lisa.

"I thought he invented the lightbulb?" said Homer.

"Only in America. Britain people like Oscar insist Joseph Swan invented it for them." said Lisa. "And Tex Acme of Acme enterprises invented idea bulbs to float on Toons' heads when they have ideas."

Quiffy hooded with approval.

"But Thomas Edison invented many things such as the film projector and the phonograph, the microphone and the electric car, until a mysterious cult shut down development." said Lisa,

"Oh I wouldn't say they were that mysterious..." said Homer winking and wearing his Stonecutters ring.

"Um you're supposed to say you don't believe me and I say I read about Thomas Edison on a place mat in a restaurant." said Lisa.

"Now why would I not believe you sweetie? And I would have thought you read about him in a library or something." said Homer.

"Whatever." said Lisa.

...

At school the kids were mucking about in the library as Bart rode on the world atlas globe again. "Look at me Ma! I'm on top of the world!" Bart ran on the globe as it spun.

"No! Only Hugo May do that!" said Oscar.

Bart went flying. He landing flat on his face on a small table near where Homer was sat reading.

"Bart settle down! I'm trying to read about Thomas Edison." said Homer.

"Dad why are you here?" Bart sighed.

"I got kicked out of the big people's library in town. There was some unfortunate business. I can never go back." said Homer.

Hugo was reading Jules Verne.

"Oz I thought you said only Hugo can ride the atlas globe and run about on it?" said Bart.

"Not your brother Hugo! I meant Jungledyret Hugo!" said Oscar.

A furry yellow cartoon creature that looked like a teddy bear with two square teeth like Dale's climbed on the atlas globe and sprinted about on it. "I'm on top of the world!" he said gleefully.

Bart sweat dropped.

"No zaniness! I'm trying to read..." said Homer.

"Dad that's a pop up book for kindergarteners..." Bart sighed as Homer giggled and made Thomas Edison dance.

Homer was still playing with the pop up book.

"Sir! Are you student here at Springfield Elementary?" The librarian, a fat old lady asked sternly.

"I think you can clearly see I'm not..." said Homer.

"Oscar why is there a Danish kids cartoon character names after me..." Hugo asked as Jungledyret Hugo was running on top of the globe still.

"There's also that annoying troll that doesn't even look like a troll called Hugo." said Oscar.

Hugo the troll from those video games was there.

"You look more like a faun!" Oscar yelled.

Hugo Simpson sighed.

"Oh and Victor Hugo who wrote The Hunchback of Notre Dame... Hugo Chavez..." Oscar continued.

"Yes Oz I get it..l" Hugo sighed as he read a Jules Verne book.

The librarian lady hushed him for talking in the library.

Jungledyret Hugo was still running on top of the atlas globe as it spun about.

"Hugo! Enough!" Rita the fox told him to get down from there.

Jungledyret Hugo sighed and leapt off of the atlas globe, pulled a silly face at Rita and scampered off somewhere.

Plot 2

Homer was boring his friends at the pub by talking about Thomas Edison. "His favourite flower was the heliotrope and he once created a machine to communicate with the dead!" said Homer.

"Cooooool!" said Oscar while drinking buzz cola.

"And he invented the light bulb... and those painful pens tattoo artists use... and he preserved fruit..." Homer continued as Hugo listened eagerly with glee while drinking a can of Buzz cola.

Then Homer from Universe B told him off. "That's boring! You're boring everyone! Quit boring everybody!"

"Oh shut up alternative universe me! What have you said that's been interesting lately?!" said Homer from our universe.

Universe B Homer paused trying to think of a snappy response. "Um... well I saw a pink dog with a puffy tail once."

"Homer no one wants to hear about Thomas Edison! Lenny tell us more about this beautiful babe you saw!" said Moe.

"I want to hear about Thomas Alva Edison! He's far more informative than the crap you guys are always yapping about!" Hugo snapped.

"I can't! I forgot! All I can think about is that damn Thomas Edison!" Lenny whined "Thanks a lot Homer!"

Homer sighed.

That night.

Then Homer annoys Marge by talking about Thomas Edison and quitting his job at the power plant.

"And did you know he invented the carbon microphone?"

"Yes dear I knew that..." Marge sighed.

Then he said she had promised to torch the house.

"I would never say something like that!" said Marge.

"We're not torching the house?" Oscar asked holding a flamethrower.

"No!" said Marge.

Oscar groaned.

...

Homer decided he wanted to invent things. He set up a den in the basement and put up a poster showing a time line of Edison's inventions and set it to when Thomas Edison was 39.

"Thomas Edison at 39 had already invented many inventions! I'm way behind!" said Homer. "I suppose I could say I invented the drinking bird."

"No Dad, someone already patented that." said Lisa.

Homer thought long and hard of a useful invention but couldn't invent things so he asked the kids for help.

"You each say a word, one adjective and one noun." said Homer to Lisa and Bart.

"Automatic..." Lisa suggested.

"Butt!" said Bart.

Oscar laughed hysterically.

"Fluorescent..." said Lisa.

"Booger!" said Bart.

Oscar cracked up laughing.

"Those are great ideas!" said Homer writing them down.

"No Dad! Those are terrible ideas! Bart just ruined the point of this exercise with his moronic toilet humour..." said Lisa.

"I think a fluorescent booger is a great idea!" said Oscar laughing.

Lisa sighed.

"Oz grow up..." Hugo sighed.

"Hehehehe... booger..." Bart chuckled.

In Toon World some scientist had a new invention.

"I give you... the floating above your head idea bulb, or the eureka bulb! When a toon has an idea a light bulb appears above his or her head!" said the scientist.

Toons in Black and White Steamboat Willie style animation from the early days of Mickey Mouse had idea bulbs floating above their heads.

...

Homer then went to Frink for advice and loads of books on inventing.

Frink gave him loads and loads of books.

"And these should give you the grounding you'll need... in thermodynamics, hypermathematics... and, of course, microcalifragilistics." said Frink.

"And Supercalifragilistics!" said Oscar.

"No Oz..." Frink sighed.

Oscar sang a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.

"Look I just want to invent things..." Homer groaned.

"Well to invent something you need an idea." said Professor Frink.

"Such as..." said Homer.

"Well most inventions make things out of things out of something that already exists." said Frink.

"Like Hamburger earmuffs!" said Homer.

"Yes I suppose so." said Frink. "Or something that is needed."

"Like an electric blanket mobile!" said Homer.

This episode has funny inventions! XD!

"Yes I suppose so." said Frink.

"Or a florescent booger!" said Oscar.

"That's not very useful..." said Frink.

"I don't care. It's funny!" Oscar giggled.

"Woohoo! I'm an inventor! In your face jackass!" Homer dropped his books on the floor and ran off home.

Frink frustrated gathered up his books.

"Don't worry, these babies will be out at the stores while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix!" said Frink putting on hamburger earmuffs and making Frink noises while dancing.

An episode of Veggitales.

"There is no spoon Bob!" said Larry the cucumber as Neo.

Mmmmmmmm! Pickle Matrix...

Homer winced.

...

At home Homer kept blowing up the house including dynamite in his inventions until he realised dynamite was not a good idea...

"I think you should ask the Simpsons's resident inventor and mad scientist, Hugo?" said Oscar bringing in Hugo who was dressed as a scientist. "Be nice!"

However Hugo found Homer's inventions ridiculous. "I am not helping to invent an automatic butt, a fluorescent booger, hamburger earmuffs or an electric blanket mobile..." Hugo rolled his eyes as he read Homer's ideas.

"But they sound awesome!" said Oscar.

"No. They sound idiotic..." said Hugo.

Homer sent him to his room and went back to inventing. "Go to your room!"

Some time later he showed the family his zany inventions.

"The automatic hammer!" He turned on an electric hammer but it went crazy and dragged Homer along as it smashed up the floor and walls.

"The everything is alright alarm!" said Homer. An alarm went off making a loud irritating noise.

"Homer turn it off!" said Marge yelling.

"It can't be turned off!" said Homer. The alarm ran out of battery power and went off.

"Now a little something for the ladies... how often have you gone out only to find you're not wearing any make up..." said Homer.

"All the time." said Marge thinking he had a brilliant invention.

"Well say hello to the makeup gun! Shut your eyes Marge and don't inhale!" said Homer pointing a gun at her. Coool! He shot make up at her. "Now open your eyes!"

Marge screamed because she looked like a clown. She had way to much makeup on. "I look ridiculous!"

"Oops! Must have it set to whore! Hold on!" Homer adjusted the gun.

"No you had it set to clown..." said Oscar.

Homer rolled his eyes as he adjusted the gun. "No I don't Oz..."

Clownja winced.

"There! Now remember don't inhale..."

Marge pushed the gun aside and Homer fired, making a distorted and smeared face on the wall.

"Oh great Marge... now I have to get the cold cream gun!" Homer sighed at the mess.

Oscar saw the distorted and smeared face on the wall and screamed in terror and ran away.

"Um okay..." said Homer.

"Homer women do not want to be shot in the face..." said Marge.

"They'll like what I tell them to..." said Homer. "And now my last invention. The armchair that's also a toilet..."

"But now, with the Lazy Man Reclining Toilet Chair... you can just lean back and let 'er rip." Homer rambled.

"Coooool! I have to go right now! Gangway, gotta poop!" said Bart running to use the chair potty but Marge grabbed him by his shorts.

"No, Bart! We are not going to the bathroom in our living room!" said Marge.

"I'm always going to the bathroom in here! In fact I am right now!" said Oscar wearing a diaper. He screwed up his face sweating and grunting as he shat in his diaper and it sagged slightly from the weight of his poop.

"Eeeeew!" The Simpsons groaned.

"Dad these are all wonderful inventions but-" said Lisa.

"No they're not! They're horrible!" said Marge.

"Guys do you mind?!" said Bart sat on the armchair toilet with his pants and underwear down reading a newspaper while pooping.

"Bart that's disgusting! No!" Marge told him off.

Lisa winced in disgust. "Ugh, Bart! Not in the living room!"

...

Then Homer did invent something useful a chair with hinged legs that flicked out when someone leaned back in a chair too far to stop the chair falling.

"This could save lives!" said Lisa.

However Thomas Edison already had one.

"But why was it never mentioned." said Bart.

"Because he never patented it! Let's go to the museum and smash up his chair just to be sure!" said Homer.

Then at the museum Homer learns Edison also had an invention stolen from him.

The penny farthing bicycle by Leonardo Da Vinci so he gives Up sabotaging his inventions.

Bart sighed disappointed as he wanted to break things.

Then Homer to his horror finds museum staff found his automatic hammer and the hinged chair attributing them as lost inventions of Edison. Homer was so angry he used his armchair toilet as a toilet.

"Eeeew! What an ending..." the Simpsons sighed.

Meanwhile Oscar was wearing hamburger earmuffs or headphones while listening to an edited version of S Club Junior's Automatic Love called Automatic Butt.

Automatic Buuuuuuuttt!

Hugo rolled his eyes at Oscar's bizarre taste in music. However he conceded that a fluorescent booger would be a brilliant invention.

Homer then sued the museum with help from OJ's lawyer. He used the Chewbacca defence and won.

Homer was working in the basement inventing.

"I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are." said Marge giving Homer a tuna hoagie sandwich.

Unfortunately Oscar heard them.

He started crying.

(Oscar bawling)

"Oooooooh!" Marge comforted him.

"Don't eat the dolphas! Dolpha! Dolpha!" Oscar cried.

Homer grimaced exasperated.

"Oh, damn it!" Homer cursed.

"Hey Dad, heard you swearin'. Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap!" said Bart.

Plot 3

"Authorities say the phony pope... can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth." was a news headline.

Oscar laughed hysterically.

Bart winced.

Elsewhere Thomas Edison developed a rivalry with Nikolai Tesla. Basically he was being an enormous jerk while Nikolai was trying to save the world from aliens.

A scorpion Alien was trying to invade while the Doctor suddenly became a woman.

The scorpion alien roared. Also she was a rip-off of the Rachnoss Queen from the David Tennant episodes.

"Oh no! I'm having a period! And it's that time of the month where I'm really bitchy!" The Doctor gasped.

Thomas Edison was taunting Tesla about how he was a better inventor.

Nikolai Tesla invented a Death Ray! But sadly didn't submit it for patenting.

"Thomas Edison your light bulb will light up the world as lights." said a guy. "And Nikolai Tesla, your Tesla coils will be used as a prop in the background of Frankenstein movies."

"Ooooooh! I wanted that!" said Edison.

The scorpion alien roared.

The Doctor was going through PMT because it was her time of the month.

Nikolai Tesla saved the day with his death ray.

Elsewhere Oscar was protesting people boycott tins of tuna until they guarantee there's no dolphin meat in there.

"Don't eat the dolphas! Dolpha Dolpha!" Oscar yelled.

Lisa joined him. "hey Oz."

"Hey Lis. Oh yeah you're vegetarian you won't eat any animals." said Oscar.

"Darn tootin straight! Meat is murder!" said Lisa.

"Well I still enjoy hamburgers... but eating the dolphas should be illegal..." said Oscar.

...

At the Simpsons. The attic.

Hugo was in the attic reading a book on Thomas Edison.

"So, what do you think of Homer's attempts to be an inventor?" Oscar asked.

"I think he's being ridiculous. He doesn't have the brain cells to invent..." said Hugo reading.

Oscar wanted something.

Hugo sighed.

"No Oz! I am not inventing florescent boogers..." Hugo sighed.

"Please!" Oscar whined.

"No!" Hugo groaned.

Oscar grabbed Hugo's Newton swinging balls desk toy and stuffed it up his sweater to take it.

"Oz... give that back..." said Hugo.

Oscar sighed and gave him back the swinging balls thing.

The future.

"Uh, President Lenny, you have anything to say?" a journalist asked at a conference.

"Nah." said Lenny.

"Oh come on!" the journalist whined.

"Nah." said Lenny.

"Oh come on!"

"Nah."

"Oh come on!"

Lenny relented.

Elsewhere for some reason Homer dreamed Heckle and Jeckle were at his funeral. Hopefully Screwy Squirrel is in this future too.

"Uh... okay..." said Screwy Squirrel.

...

Homer was working on his electric hammer. Apparently it was a Gremlins reference. I um don't recall an electric hammer in Gremlins.

Gizmo the Mogwai shrugged his shoulders.

"Well Dad. This is better than the grease business you were in." said Bart.

"Or the emu farm." said Oscar.

"Or that time he undermined the second prohibition of alcohol." said Marge.

"Oh, Son. You're young and headstrong just like Thomas Edison Jr." said Homer.

He said funny things that apparently were facts about Thomas Edison Jr. "You know, he started a mushroom farm and an auto parts company... and he sold his good name to a quack medicine company. Oh, and later he raised turkeys. That was on his turkey farm."

"Um... sure..." said Bart.

In Mrs Who. Edison had a turkey farm. I have no idea how that helps him invent things.

"Any way, Dad you were using the basement as thinking space. Why are you moving your stuff to the garage?" Lisa asked.

"Because your uncle Jimbo kicked me out." said Homer.

"It's James you obese land whale!" James Bouvier yelled.

LTer Bart and Lisa did something bad. Yes Lisa too.

"Kids go to your rooms and spank yourselves!" Homer yelled.

The kids went to their rooms.

"Homer you can't punish the kids because you can't come up with any ideas..." Marge sighed.

Oscar then tried to take Teddy, his weird living teddy bear creature to the vet. But Teddy was hiding under his bed, growling.

Teddy growls.

"Teddy, nobody likes going to the doctor, but it's something we all have to do. Like homework or holding in gas at the dinner table." said Oscar.

"I'll never hold in my gas in polite situations such as dinner!" said Bart. He farted.

"Eeeewwwwwww!" Lisa groaned.

"I'll turn your ass into a frog..." said Granny Klump from The Nutty Professor.

...

Wiggum's house. A garbage truck pulled up to collect their garbage.

"Kitty!" said Ralph in a cute manner.

"No Ralphie, that's the garbage truck, it eats our garbage. Even your smelly old diapers." said Clancy to his son.

"And besides kitties are small, fluffy and DIABOLICALLY EVIIIIIIL!" said Sarah. Um they're all uh weird...

At the Simpsons house.

"No Oscar you can't join the Lollipop Guild in Munchkin land! You're supposed to be taking your pet teddy bear creature to the vet for a check up..." said Marge.

"I would if he would get out from under my bed..." said Oscar.

Teddy growled.

Hugo was tinkering with an invention.

"The Microcook 5000." said Hugo.

"No! The Microcook 9000! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!" Oscar yelled.

Hugo face palmed.

At the Wiggum's again.

"Come on Ralphie, eat your lunch." said Clancy.

"My favourite colour is purple!" said Ralph randomly.

"Uh yeah..." said Clancy trying to spoon feed him.

Sarah was busy doing the dishes because it was Clancy's turn to watch over Ralph.

Back again at the Simpsons, Oscar this time decided to annoy Bart.

Bart was stacking playing cards into a pyramid.

Oscar played the Super Mario World course clear jingle loudly.

Bart yelped and spilt his cards. "Oz!" He yelled.

"Okay fine... I'll quit bothering ya, Fancy McFancyson..." Oscar groaned.

Bart sighed.

...

Homer was still in his "become an inventor like Thomas Edison" phase.

"Come on Dad you could be any inventor like James Watt..." said Hugo.

"He didn't invent anything he just improved upon what was already discovered..." said Lisa.

Hugo seethed.

"Lisa let Hugo have this..." said Oscar.

"Wow this is the most grown up thing Oscar's said." said Teddy the living teddy bear creature of Oscar's.

"Now if only he'd cut his hair..." said another of his monsters.

Oscar frowned at his cute monsters. "I heard that!"

The Pope impersonator was still on the loose!

"Well for one he's claiming he miraculously cured a nun of Sir Michael Parkinson's disease." said Oscar.

"Oz that actually happened and it's just called Parkinson's disease..." said Lisa.

"Now who's being naive..." Oscar smirked.

Then Cybernetic Sideshow Bob busted in! Because cyborg versions of the main villain are cool!

Say goodbye, Bart Simpson. It's your last day on this Earth!" said Cybernetic Sideshow Bob.

Bart screamed.

"I'll invent a lightbulb!" said Homer still in his Thomas Edison phase.

"Dad Thomas Edison already invented lightbulbs..." said Lisa.

"I'm pretty sure that was Einstein. And he turned himself red, blue and green before eventually succeeding with building a working lightbulb." said Homer.

"Help meeeeeeee!" Bart screamed as Cyborg Sideshow Bob swiped his giant robot arms about the place trying to smoosh Bart.

Oscar sighed and Thanos snapped Cyborg Sideshow Bob out of existence.

"Homer it's time for church..." said Marge coming into Oscar reassembling anything broken by Cybernetic Sideshow Bob.

"No can do Marge. Thomas Edison was an atheist." said Homer. Actually he was agnostic.

Marge seethed. "No more of this Thomas Edison phase!"

...

Edison was a covert member of the some sort of Templar or Stonecutters thingy, and used his influence to discredit Nikola Tesla, who had invented the alternating current of electricity, which was more efficient than Edison's direct current.

"That's ridiculous..." said Hugo.

"Oooooooh! Maybe we can fill up the story by going on a Da Vinci Cod adventure to find his lost invention that lets us talk to the dead! I wanna annoy Grimey..." said Homer.

Suddenly Mona was back! For some inconceivable reason!

"You!" Marge gasped.

"Mom?" Homer asked.

"Yes dear." said Mona.

Oscar farted.

"Eeeeeeeeeew!" Everyone yelled.

Elsewhere in Oz, the emerald city.

"How dare you disturb my nap! Fear my giant floating green head! FEAR IT!" Oscar as the Great Oz yelled.

"You look ridiculous..." said Lisa as Dorothy.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Oscar as the Great Oz yelled.

The Simpsons house. "Actually what I really want to do is borrow Monster Face's time machine and stop Thomas Edison from inventing that chair with emergency flick out legs to stop the chair from tumbling backwards if you lean too far back in it.

"That was a great invention." said Marge.

"It was ingenious Dad!" said Lisa.

"IT'S RAINING MEN!" Oscar yelled delighted.

The Simpsons groaned exasperated in him.

And then Mrs Who broke a nail and regenerated back into a man and the SJW's cried in their safe spaces.

"A woman can play Doctor Who if she wants!" Lisa seethed.

Trivia Heckle and Jeckle from Tex Avery shorts cameo. This episode is about Thomas Alva Edison