Something Weird this way Comes III is the third instalment in this rather weird set of tales. Homer, Bart and Lisa encounter weird doppelgängers of themselves, Ralph is acting weird and smart, but turns out to be an alien shapeshifter posing as him and finally Bart has fun with a new aspect of his psychic powers to shut Lisa up when she starts complaining about bull fighting.
Plot
Send in the Clones
Bart wakes up but can't see. "Aaaaagh! I'm blind!" He cries but Homer has just taped very strong sticky tape over his eyes. Bart could see again when he took it off.
"Haha! April fools!" said Homer. Bart didn't find the prank funny.
...
He went down to have breakfast, but when he tried the milk he spat it out because it was off.
"April fools!" said Homer and he explained as a prank he switched the labels on them overnight.
"Homer that's not funny..." Marge sighed. She took the expired milk and poured it down the sink.
...
During the day Bart plotted a way to get back at Homer for pranking him.
Meanwhile Lisa was curious about April Fools Day.
"Dad, who invented April fools day?" Lisa asked.
"Well, it all started long ago when the Christians came over..." said Homer in the lounge.
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In a flashback a primitive tribe of Flanderses wearing Bethlehem style clothes offered tribal Chief Homerkon some beer nuts.
The Chief opened the gift only to be scared as spring snakes sprung out from the can.
"Hahahaha! April fools!" Ned chuckled.
Then the Flanderses got tied to a stake while Homer's tribe danced around chanting "Now who's laughing? Now who's laughing? Now who's laughing?" Repeatedly.
The flashback ended.
...
"Okay..." Lisa sighed.
...
Bart goes to a hardware store and uses the paint mixer to shake up a can of Duff he snuck out of the house.
"Hey, that's for customers!" said the squeaky voiced teen. Bart rolled his eyes.
...
Bart then goes home and puts the violently shaking can in the fridge. He waits for Homer to get thirsty but he doesn't so Bart turns up the thermostat so that it gets so hot the records in their record collection melt. Homer starts sweating.
"Homer thirsty..." Homer wipes his forehead of sweat and goes in the kitchen to get a beer.
"April Foo-" Boooooooooooooom! Bart yelled before a massive explosion rocked the house.
...
Meanwhile outside in a patrol car.
"That looks like beer spewing out of the chimney of the Simpsons house!" said Lou. Suddenly Wiggum got out of the car and ran towards it.
"I'm pursuing on foot! Tell Eddie to buy some bags of peanuts!" said Wiggum, clearly thirsty for the beer.
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Homer woke up in a hospital bed with his family by his side.
"Bart! That was a very dangerous and stupid prank! Your father could have been killed!" Marge yelled.
"I'm sorry..." Bart apologized. "I didn't mean for that to happen. "
"Someone kill the boy..." Homer groaned as he laid there.
"Hmmm! No one's killing anyone!" Marge nagged. "No more pranks from either of you!"
Dr Payne explained Homer got a nasty knock on the head from the beer explosion and needed to stay in hospital over night. Homer groaned.
"But my Homer always gets knocked on the head! And it doesn't do him any lasting harm!" said Marge.
There is a montage of scenes of Homer in previous episodes getting clonked on the head. Maggie hits him with a hammer from The Wreck of Friendship. A bowling ball in the garage falls on his head. Santa Homer from the very first episode clones his head on the door way of Santa's hut. Omer when he worked at the Kwik e Mart fell asleep in the automatic doors and they smashed against his head. Then in Bart the Daredevil Homer smashed his head repeatedly as he fell down the gorge. Then he fell again in his gurney when the ambulance crashed.
"Um yes. But this time we're taking it very seriously. Homer has had a very bad accident." said Dr Payne.
"Is my dad going to die?" asked Lisa.
Meanwhile his clone from Boyscoutz in the Hood went to Moe's for the evening.
The local bar flies pranked Moe. Barney asked him to smell his flower he was wearing with an evening suit as he had a date. However Barney set fire to his tie.
Moe frantically beat out the flames as everyone laughed.
"Oh very funny Barney, taking advantage of my alcohol soaked clothes!" Moe half heartedly joined in the laughs at his expense.
"Hey Moe, I need change for five dollars." said Carl. Moe went to get his change from the till. However a cobra came out of the till and bit him repeatedly until he put it back while swearing in pain. Everyone laughed.
"That was a great one Carl, acknowledging my faith as a snake handler! Oh! I'm gonna be sick tonight!" Moe laughed.
"Yeah you should really get those bites checked out!" said Carl.
"It's alright, I've developed immunity." said Moe.
"Can someone pass the salt?" said Lenny.
Homer undid the lid on a salt container and passed it to Lennny. "Here you go!"
The salt poured everywhere. Everyone yelled angrily.
"Oh great Homer you got salt everywhere!"
"But it was April fools!" Homer protested.
"That wasn't funny Homer!" Lenny told him off.
"Yeah get out, you're barred!" Moe yelled.
"Barred?!" Homer gasped.
"Yeah and I'm removing your novelty picture from the wall. And I'm removing your favorite record from the jukebox too!"
"It's raining men?!" Homer gasped.
"Well it ain't raining no more! Now get out!" Moe yelled. He threw out the record. It hit Mr Smithers in his car.
"Ow! Ooooh!" He took an interest in the record and put it on.
...
Meanwhile.
"That's odd! Mr Smithers said he saw Homer leaving Moe's earlier than usual! But we're sitting by his side right now!" Marge had a phone call from Mr Smithers.
"That is odd!" Lisa replied.
"I'm hungy..." Homer groaned as he got out of his hospital bed to get candy from the vending machine.
"Mmmmm! Candy!" Homer went to buy some but the machine ate his money. "D'oh! Give me my candy you monster!" He started fighting with the vending machine until it fell on him. Chocolate bars poured out of it into his mouth.
"Mmmmm! Chocolate..." he started choking as his mouth filled up with the bars.
He then daydreamed of the land of chocolate again.
"Oh! I'm here again! Oh well! Hehehehe!" Homer remarked before giggling and running off to eat everything again.
He then woke up in his hospital bed again.
"Homer you must be more careful! You've had a nasty accident remember!" The doctor warned him.
"It wasn't an accident! It was deliberate!" Homer moaned.
...
Meanwhile the other Homer was looking for another bar or tavern to drink at.
The first one he tried was obviously someone's apartment as an angry one eyed man wearing an eyepatch over his bad eye angrily threatened him with a gun.
"What do you want?!" The man yelled.
"Eek! I just came for a drink!" Homer yelled.
"Oh! Come in then." said the man. Inside was a shabby bar, even worse than Moe's. It was also dark and empty.
"One beer please." Homer asked. The man poured him a beer. "Uh can I get it in a clean glass?" Homer asked.
The man growled and cleaned his glass. "There you go, your majesty!"
Homer must have got fed up as he left and went elsewhere.
Soon he was in the bar from Cheers. One of the characters was two timing two girls at once but didn't care.
A fat guy asked the bar man for another drink.
"I'm sorry but my doctor said I can't carry you home no more!" said the bar man.
"Give me a beer or I'll kill ya! I'll kill all of ya!" The fat guy smashed a bottle and threatened everyone.
Homer screamed and ran off upstairs.
"Ok easy there!" the bar man and a patron restrained the man. He then started crying to music.
"I love you guys!"
...
Homer then went to a lesbian nightclub. However he didn't know it was a lesbian nightclub.
"There's something not right here..." Homer pondered. "Ah ha! This place has no fire exit!" He decided that was the problem. "Enjoy your firery tomb ladies! I'm outta here!" Homer left.
"What's her problem?" a lesbian asked another.
Homer walked back home sad. However no one was home. "Ooooh! They must have gone out to dinner without me..." Homer sighed he only then just noticed the mess from Bart's prank. "What the hell happened in here?!" He saw the kitchen explosion. "My food and beer!"
Not able to ask anyone what happened he went out again.
"Homer?! How did you get out of hospital so fast?!" Ned asked.
"Hospital?!" Homer yelled.
...
"Oh geez!" Oscar yelled when Marge told him the news of another Homer being spotted around town. "That can't be good!"
"Well Dr Payne, I must thank you for looking after my husband." said Marge to Dr Payne.
"That's right. And for an extra $20, I'll give Homer a tick bath and then spay him." said Dr Payne. Um okay...
"Here you go, Doc." Bart paid him 20 dollars.
"Bart!" Marge yelled.
Meanwhile in Moe's.
"Hello gentlemen! May I purchase an alcoholic beverage?" said Homer wearing a fancy suit with a moustache.
"Homer get out!" Moe yelled as Homer in a suit came in.
"Homer?! Who's Homer?" The man asked. "I'm Guy Incognito!" He took off his hat politely to them.
Suddenly we hear Homer's screams and fighting before the Homer look alike was thrown out unconscious.
Homer then walked past.
"Oh my god! This guy is my exact double!" Homer gasped. "That dog has a puffy tail!" Homer giggled and ran off after a pink poodle. "Here Puff! Here puff puff!" He tried to catch the dog.
...
Sometime later Moe and Barney arrived at the hospital having received news of Homer was admitted to hospital.
"Oh my god!" Moe gasped. "Did we do that?! Homer I'm so sorry, but I did warn you? you were barred!"
"What?! No you didn't do this! It was my stupid kid pranking me for April fools day! I've been here all day!" Homer groaned.
"Oh Bart! You cheeky monkey you!" Moe scruffled Bart's hair. Bart giggled.
"Moe, this is serious!" Marge explained.
"Oh yeah, sorry Midge." Moe replied. "Wait how could you be here all day? You were at my bar screwing about until I kicked you out! Hmmmm, maybe I was a bit too harsh..."
"No I haven't had a drink all day!" Homer replied. "Oooooh! And the doctor says I can't have any..."
"It's true! Mr Smithers said he saw you!" Marge explained.
"Oh my god!" Homer gasped. "I have a double!"
Marge got a call from Homer, somehow. "Honey! You ever guess what! I found my exact double! And what's this about me being hospital?!" said the Homer on the phone. Everyone hmmmmmed.
"Uh, I should probably explain this... Bart, remember when you temporarily joined Ned's Boy Scouts group and you were commenting on an inaccurate episode of Itchy and Scratchy. And Lisa said Cartoons don't have to be realistic..." Oscar explained.
"Yeah..." Bart wondered where he was going with this.
"You guys were too busy watching your cartoon, but another Homer was walking past the front window..." Oscar explained ominously.
...
Homer eventually got discharged but told to take it easy and not bang his head.
"We need to find this other Homer and find some answers..." Marge explained.
"But moooom! It's late! And we're tired..." Bart groaned.
...
Meanwhile the other Homer got bored of chasing the poodle and found a pilot's bar. He went in pretending to be a pilot to get a drink. Suddenly the boss came in desperate to find an emergency co pilot for a plane. He picked Homer.
"But!" Homer protested.
"Hey! You're not just impersonating a pilot to drink here are you?!" The boss warned him.
"Yes sir..." Homer sighed.
"Ha! You fly boys crack me up!" the boss laughed.
Homer was put in the cockpit of a plane.
"But I'm really not a pilot!" Homer begged.
"And I say you fly boys crack me up!" Yelled the boss.
Homer sat down in the pilot's chair. He was very nervous.
"Hi, um Larry. As a change of pace I'm gonna get you to do all the work! I think your ready for it Larry..." Homer explained. He then pushed random switches.
"Uh we need that live..." Larry explained Homer turned the air off. He pushed another switch.
The wheels in the plane retracted and it fell and broke.
...
The family found him being escorted off the premises of the pilot's bar.
"Homer!" Marge and the kids collected him to take him home.
"Ahhhhh! Why is there another me?!" Homer screamed at the injured Homer.
"It's a long story. We'll talk in the morning..." Marge explained.
...
The next day Marge explained everything.
"Oh, that's really weird!" Homer two explained. "Anyway Moe just called to apologise for barring me and I'm allowed back! Woohoo!" Both Homers cheered and went to go to Moe's.
"Homer! It's way too early for you to be drinking... besides you've got work!" Marge explained.
"Oh yeah! Um how's that gonna work?" Homer one asked.
"Simple! One of you goes to work, the other stays at home." Lisa explained.
"Woohoo!" One of the Homers cheered.
"Aw geez! I suppose I'm the one that has to go!" The other Homer sighed and took his lunch and went to work.
"Well, this is interesting. Maybe you can help around the house today Homer!" Marge explained.
"Awwww! Fine..." Homer sighed.
Bart went to go out with Lisa.
"Bart, where are you going? You're grounded mister!" Marge explained.
"Grounded?! What for?" Bart asked.
"But we're going off to find out about this extra Homer hanging around! The universe can't handle two Homer's roaming about!"
"Three if you count that double I found last night!" said Homer.
"Oh fine! You're ungrounded! But don't stay out too late!" Marge explained.
...
Bart and Lisa passed Roger Myers studios where Roger Myers was giving autographs.
"Cool! Let's get his autograph!" Bart suggested. However when they got there Roger was praising a kid that looked like Bart for helping him in a court case with a mad hobo claiming he was the true copyright owner of Itchy and Scratchy.
The boy's name was Lester and he looked exactly like Bart except he had smaller squinting eyes and wore a teal shirt.
It is then revealed he had helped Apu avoid losing his job and he had helped Krusty reunite with his father again.
"He's copying everything I did! Well except for helping Apu..." Bart groaned.
Lester then explained he couldn't have done all his nice things without a little help from his sister Eliza. She looked like Lisa's Tracy Ullman version with smaller eyes.
"Oh my god?!" Lisa gasped.
The rest of the day was fruitless, they didn't find any answers to the extra Homer.
...
Oscar was at the family computer.
"I just found out about the guy who got beaten up at Moe's last night. He's not a homer clone." Oscar explained. Everyone sighed. "He's just some Asian guy called Guy Incognito. Yeah I'm aware that's clearly a fake name..."
Later Bart and Lisa got home and were sad.
"What's wrong?" Marge asked them.
"Someone who looks like us is doing all the heroic deeds we'd usually do!" Bart groaned.
"Oh my! Not more clones?!" Marge gasped.
"We don't know, they only slightly look like us. It's really weird!" Lisa sighed.
"Yeah..." Bart agreed. He looked out the window to see Lester skateboarding past the house glaring at him with a close up and eerie music!
To be continued!
Plot two
Xenomorph
During the events of Lisa's pony, Ralph and a brown haired kid with glasses and an orange shirt were watching Lisa ride her pony.
"She sure tamed that horse!" said the glasses kid.
"Yes but what man could tame her?" said Ralph in a different voice that wasn't his own high pitched voice of childish natter about his cat Mittens among other random things.
"Uh Ralph...?" Bart was disturbed by Ralph's sudden intellect.
"Oh I'm not Ralph." said Ralph. He then gruesomely changed into a green reptilian alien that vaguely resembled a Chupacabra. It hissed and crawled away.
"Ay carumba!" Bart yelled.
However Lisa didn't believe him.
"Bart! Ralph isn't a shapeshifting alien! Knock it off!" Lisa yelled.
"Fine! I'll prove it!" Bart retorted.
They went to see Ralph in his backyard but he was being his usual moronic self.
"Hi Bart! High Lisa! I saw a leprechaun! He told me to burn things!" Ralph greeted them.
"Uh sure he did..." Bart replied.
"There! See?!" Lisa nagged.
Bart knew what he saw. They went to school the next day. Uter was being picked on by Nelson.
"Hey German! Why don't you go back to Germania!?" said Nelson.
Uter protested he had every right to be in America.
"Hey, if you want to pick on someone! Pick on Willie!" Willie demanded.
"Willie, please! The children want to pick on someone their own size!" said Skinner.
"Uh guys..." Oscar asked. "Why are there two Ralphs..."
It was true, everyone noticed the extra Ralph. Suddenly he morphed into a green reptilian alien. However it had grown since Bart last saw it. The kids screamed as it ran off and crawled into a vent.
"Children calm down!" Skinner yelled. "Willie go after it!"
"Awww! Why me?!" Willie groaned.
After Willie had gone to get greased up.
"I hate to admit it but you were right Bart!" Lisa admitted Bart was right all along.
"Ha! I was right!" Bart taunted.
"There's no time for that! We have to stop the creature!" Oscar explained.
Meanwhile Milhouse was heading to class when Snagglepuss appeared.
"Hey Milhouse!" said Snagglepuss.
Milhouse covered his eyes and ran off. "You're not real! You're not real!" He repeated aloud. Snagglepuss was confused.
...
Willie went into Lunch lady Doris's kitchen and tore off his shirt. "Grease me up woman!"
"Okay..." Doris wasn't sure what to say about Willie's muscular physique. Did this count as necrophilia now he was an undead dream stalking ghoul?
"Willie stop getting the female staff aroused!" Skinner yelled.
Willie once greased up, crawled into the air vents.
However as he got very far in he saw the creature scurrying down a vent in front of him. Then it was scurrying down a vent behind him.
Meanwhile Skinner and Chalmers were monitoring the vents via a computer.
"Oh god! It's right behind him!" Skinner yelled as a dot was rapidly approaching Willie's dot on the computer.
Suddenly an agonising screamed blasted out from the walkie-talkie and then silence and bone crunching/tearing sounds.
"Willie!" Skinner yelled. "Someone call his next of kin."
"Um Seymour I don't think he has any." said Mrs Krabappel.
In Mrs Krabappel's class blood dripped on Wendell's head. The kids all screamed as the saw a lot of blood constantly dripping out of the door of the vent.
"Kids be quiet and pay attention!" Mrs Krabappel scolded them. Suddenly something was banging about in the vents... And alien screeching sounds...
The kids shivered in fear.
In second grade.
"Miss Hoover. Snagglepuss is outside going to the bathroom..." said the real Ralph.
"Ralph don't be ridiculous... honestly what is with the mass Snagglepuss hallucinations today..." Miss Hoover sighed.
Meanwhile Skinner was in serious trouble with Üter's parents over kids bullying him.
"Okay I'll put a stop to this anti German sentiment that's spread around the school..." Skinner sighed.
"But they started it by invading Poland..." Oscar groaned.
"Tamaki! Enough!" Skinner told Oscar off.
In fourth grade.
"I know we're all in severe danger from that green freak... unfortunately we have class right now so..." said Bart.
"Children classes dismissed due to alien monster sighting. That is all." said Skinner.
Everyone headed to early recess.
"We should be safer outside." said Oscar. "It mostly only comes out at night. Mostly..." said Oscar.
"Oz did you have to quote Aliens..." Bart sighed.
"Yes..." said Oscar.
Also the AI of the Nostromo is called MOTHER.
Ninten or Ness grimaced. Yeah they named it after an RPG about aliens and kids with psychic powers.
...
At lunch, cow hearts were being served.
"Just drop those hearts on the floor heart boy." said Doris. The hearts were poured onto the floor.
"That doesn't seem hygienic..." said the guy delivering cow hearts.
"Hey I don't tell you how to do your job..." said Lunch-lady Doris.
Meanwhile Bart was having lunch when all of a sudden he had a stomachache and was clutching his chest.
"Aaaaaaauugh!" He groaned.
"Bart what's wrong?" Milhouse asked.
"My baboon heart! My body's rejecting it!" Bart groaned before throwing up a large bloody heart.
Everyone screamed as he sat there chuckling at the result of his latest prank.
"Uh, how did you swallow that whole?" Oscar asked.
"Uh, it's a little known skill of mine..." Bart replied.
Suddenly Martin was groaning in pain.
"Um Martin?" Wendell asked.
Everyone watched as suddenly a chestburster tore itself out of his stomach as he cried in pain. Everyone screamed.
"Ay carumba!" Bart yelled.
The chestburster creature slithered away.
"We better go after that booger. Oz?" said Hugo.
Oscar was offering the cow heart Bart threw up to Kali. "Kali ma shakti de! Kali maaaaaa! Kali maaaaaa!"
"Oz no!" Bart groaned.
"Kali maaaaaa..." Oscar chanted.
Snagglepuss having lunch grimaced exasperated.
"Oz enough!" Bart groaned.
Bart, Milhouse, Hugo etc headed to a room but Oscar had barricaded himself in.
"Okay, Oz, we're clean. Let us in." Bart groaned.
"What happened to Lewis..." Oscar asked.
Lewis has a face hugger latched to his face.
"Ay carumba!" Bart yelled.
"Yeah sorry, you're not letting that thing in here..." said Oscar.
"Tamaki open this door!" Skinner barked.
"Skinner I am not breaking quarantine to let that thing attached to Lewis in here!" Oscar yelled.
Lewis muffled something.
"You said it Lewis." said Milhouse.
...
The boys were in the toilets before a lesson discussing the gruesome deaths when suddenly a huge legless, wyrm of a monster, possibly one of the shapeshifter's forms bursted out of one of the toilets and ate Milhouse.
"Milhouse!" Bart cried. Everyone screamed and evacuated the toilet.
"Well at least I didn't die first." said Lewis. The black guy always dies first in horror movies.
Suddenly a chestburster ripped out of his belly killing him.
Skinner debated shutting the school and sending everyone home but then the creature could get out.
"Principal Skinner? Maybe if we find both of the Ralphs again and keep them together..." Lisa suggested.
"Lis I can't believe you're humouring this ridiculous episode..." Hugo sighed.
Alien is not ridiculous!
"This all started because Oscar had zany theories about Ralph's first appearance in a Lisa's Pony when he was smart and not his usual dumb self..." said Bart.
"He's an impostor!" Oscar cried.
The teachers split up to find the Ralphs. The real Ralph was found straight away, but there was an incident in the basement where the shapeshifting Ralph was and Mr Largo was killed trying to subdue it...
The two Ralphs were gathered in the gym.
"Ok which of you is Ralph?" Skinner asked.
However they both answered "I am!"
"Wait, ask them what they think of this kitty!" Oscar explained putting a picture of a kitten on the projector.
"Awww! I like the cute kitty!" said Ralph.
"Such a pleasant feline!" said the other Ralph. They all pointed their hockey puck guns at him.
The smart Ralph suddenly shapeshifted back into its real form. It was in its adult form now and was extremely dangerous. It growled and screeched as students shot at it before knocking them aside. It made its escape as the other alien smashed through the walls.
They chased the monster to the library. It caused a mess as it rampaged through the library.
"There's no stopping it!" Lisa lamented.
"Oh there is! A smart gun should do!" Oscar replied and he got a smart gun from alien. A heavy machine gun. It ripped apart bookshelves trying to shoot at momster. "It won't keep still!" Oscar yelled.
The creature tried to eat Wendell but was shot as it what distracted.
"Woohoo!" Bart cheered as the creature was killed. However the other creature arrived.
"Eat plasma!" Oscar yelled as he switched over to a plasma rifle and blasted it to pieces.
The alien creature died.
"Got you... you son of a bitch!" Oscar quipped.
"Oz language..." Jurkle sighed.
...
The school was a smoldering ruins and the power had gone out from the alien creature attack. Everyone was sent home. Meanwhile somewhere in the basement an alien egg hatched and another monster bursted out of it.
"Godzilla 1998 reference!" Oscar yelled.
"Oz shut up..." Bart sighed.
The end?
Plot 3
Bart the Terrible
One day the Simpsons were at a bull fighting rodeo at a country prison outside Springfield. As usual Lisa had to get on her high horse about animal cruelty.
"Lisa, shut the hell up!" The two Homers yelled. They were eating lots of snacks.
Lisa made an offended gasp and sat quietly in a sulk.
"Homer! Don't speak to your daughter like that!" Marge nagged.
"But she's ruining the show!" Homer groaned.
"This is boring! I'll liven things up!" said the other Homer. He grabbed Lisa. "Oh mr Bull! Over here! Look at the red dress!"
"Dad no!" Lisa yelled. The bull got angry and ran towards the stands.
"And now for a calming blue... Where's your blue shirt, boy?" Homer asked Bart.
"I don't have one!" Bart replied.
"Yes you do!" Oscar retorted and magically turned Bart's shirt blue.
"Ugh! Thanks Oscar... I don't like wearing this one!" Bart groaned. He yelped as Homer used him as bait to calm down the raging bull. It immediately relaxed seeing Bart's blue shirt.
The bull was calm enough that it let Homer pet it.
They went home afterwards but the bull didn't want them to go and started nuzzling the car.
"We'll be back soon!" Homer said to the bull. "We won't!" He whispered to his family.
They drove home but the damage caused by the bull nuzzling the car caused carbon monoxide to leak.
"Dad! The car's leaking Carbon Monoxide gas!" Lisa yelled.
"Uh?" Homer asked.
"And further more! Hoooooonk! Hooooonk!" Lisa continued her rant but suddenly turned into a camel and started grunting.
"Cooooool!" said Bart as he suffocated on the fumes.
Homer looked at him confused. From Homer's point of view Bart was now a pretty belly dancer.
"Ignore her Dente, we have each other!" said the belly dancer Bart in Homer's hallucination from the gas.
"Oh baby!" Homer said lustfully before trying to kiss Bart.
"Daaaaaaaaad!" Bart yelled as Homer tried to kiss him.
"No use struggling, my little Chil-ama-lam!" Homer replied as the car drove erratically.
as they drove off into the sunset Camel Lisa had a message for us! "Merry Christmas! Haaaaaw! Haaaaaw!"
"But it's not even Christmas!" came Oscar's voice. "It's July!"
"Shut up Boy!" said Homer.
...
Eventually everyone was unconscious from the gas and they crashed.
In the daydream, Homer was imagining himself as a powerful nobelman called Dente who was watching his belly dancers.
"Marvelous! Marvelous!" Homer cheered. "Enough! I grow weary of your suggestive dancing! Bring me my ranch dressing hose!"
The belly dancers fetched a hose that shot ranch dressing into Dente's mouth.
However a camel with Marge's voice nudged him repeatedly.
Homer woke up from his poisonous gas induced sleep to find the car crashed into a lamppost and the family outside with men ready to take the damaged car away.
"Homer, get out of there!" Marge said to the Homers. They got out.
"Dad-" Lisa said.
"Yes I know! Ranch dressing!" Homer replied.
On the way home.
"Did you have the belly dancer dream too?" asked one Homer to the other.
...
At dinner Lisa was on her high horse again. This time over a news story. Bart got fed up so he used his psychic powers from Treehouse of Horror II on her. She turned into camel Lisa.
Camel Lisa started honking.
"Bart! Change your sister back now!" Marge yelled. Bart did so.
"That was extremely annoying!" Lisa ranted.
After dinner Bart had an idea. Every time Lisa would get on everyone's nerves with her lectures he'd turn her into a camel.
One afternoon she was complaining about Dad not putting the recycling in the correct bins. Bart turned her into a camel. She honked repeatedly instead of speaking.
While the family had TV dinner she ranted. So he turned her into a camel.
At class she was reading an essay when she got turned into a camel.
"Oh come on! How can he hear me!" Camel Lisa moaned.
...
Eventually Bart was taken to a psychiatrist to get the camel transformations out of his system. He promised to stop if Lisa would keep her yap shut from now on.
Lisa had to try to be quiet or Bart would turn her into a camel.
However everyone's antics, the environment and Mr Burns annoyed her. Eventually she snapped and went on a tirade.
She then started arguing over Bart and his camel transformation obsession.
(Bart and Lisa arguing.)
Marge had to pull them apart and sent them to their rooms to cool off.
Bart then turned her into a hillbilly version of herself just as he was pulled from her.
"Why Don't This Be Mad! I'm A Rootin Tootin Hillbilly!" Lisa spoke like a hillbilly as she was turned into one.
Oscar laughed hysterically. Bart smirked and tousled his wild overgrown hair.
Then Bart stopped her being a Mary Sue with annoying character traits such as vegetarianism.
"Okay but her bacon obsession was weird though..l" said Oscar.
