Kung Phooey! After getting beaten up again, Bart signs up for a karate class taught by Akira. However it's mostly theory work. Bart finds this boring so he skips class to play video games. One of them teaches him the touch of death which he uses to tease Lisa. However after a situation where he fails to help get Lisa's saxophone back from some bullies and gets wedgied in the process, Oscar convinces him to attend his karate classes.

Plot

Bart is going home from the Kwik-E Mart while drinking a squishee when Jimbo's gang stop him.

"Give us your money!" Jimbo demands.

"Elmo knows where you live!" said Elmo.

Kearney winced at Elmo, baffled.

"I've spent it on this squishee. And now I'm drinking your money." Bart replied while slurping his squishee.

"That's it you're dead, Simpson!" Kearney yells. The bullies beat up Bart.

At home. Lisa is bored.

"I know! Let's play with one of those art kits Aunt Patty always sends us that your brothers aren't interested in." said Marge.

"Bart won't enjoy anything that's not a comic or a video game Mom. I'd love to appreciate the art kits Aunt Patty sends us but I am a very busy mad scientist..." said Hugo mixing chemicals into a beaker while wearing lab goggles on his eyes and green pyjamas.

Lisa rolled her eyes. "Let's see Mom..." Mom was going through the art kits Aunt Patty sent them.

"Hmm. Oh! How 'bout paint by numbers?" Marge asked.

"It's so rigid and uncreative." Lisa whined.

"It's a paint by numbers kit, you're supposed to color in the drawing they've already drawn, Frida Kahlo..." Hugo quipped.

Oscar notices the kit is from a company called "Lil Leonardo's"

"Must... not... make... Teenage Mutant... Ninja Turtles... reference... Cowabunga..." Oscar struggled to control himself.

Hugo grimaced exasperated.

"Okay. Oh, leather craft." Marge asked.

"Oh, those poor, helpless cows!" Lisa whined.

"Mom she's vegetarian remember..." Hugo sighed.

"Mm-hmm. What about clay? You got any problem with clay?" Marge was getting annoyed.

Jurkle was glaring at Lisa.

"Why?" Lisa asked.

"Because Dreidel, Dreidel! I made you out of clay!" said Jurkle singing.

"Also I brung along Clayface from Batman because he's called Clayface." said Oscar. Clayface was there.

"Oscar please don't be silly..." Marge sighed. "Well Lisa, do you have a problem with clay?"

"No but Muhammad Ali did. Apparently the name his mother Mrs Clay gave him wasn't good enough..." said Oscar.

"Oz he changed his name because his ancestors were renamed the Clays by their slave masters." said Lisa.

...

Bart comes home bruised and injured. His family ask him what's wrong.

"Jimbo's gang beat me up." Bart replied. His family gasp.

"I shall have words with their parents!" Marge says in an authoritative tone.

"No! That'll just make things worse!" Bart replied.

"Marge the playground code..." Homer said frowning at Marge.

"I'll beat them up for you." Oscar replied.

"No, I have to beat them up. But a wimpy little kid like me couldn't beat them up!" Bart replied.

"That's where you're wrong!" Oscar has a smug grin. "Allow me to show you where I learnt self defence..."

"Self defence classes are for geeks." said Bart.

"They are not!" Oscar snapped. "With what I learnt in karate so far I could kick your ass!"

"Oscar! Language!" Marge admonished him.

Meanwhile Hugo is watching too much TV.

He had spent hours that day watching Itchy and Scratchy. The episode is O Solo Meow.

Scratchy is in an Italian restaurant eating spaghetti when he notices there's a bomb in it.

"I thought there was a bomb in the lasagna?" said Doug from Disney's Doug before Itchy chopped his head off.

Oscar laughed at the stupid reference.

Bart whined.

Scratchy seeing a bomb in his spaghetti screamed and ran out the restaurant but he banged his head on the door frame and decapitated himself. His headless body continues running until it blows up.

A dog busboy trips on Scratchy's head and spills plates everywhere. They smash and a buffalo wonders if it is Greek night.

"Is it Greek night?" asked the buffalo. Also he is voiced by Tony Jay because Secret Squirrel...

Itchy laughs evilly.

Hugo laughs at the cartoon.

Marge wants him to pursue a healthy hobby. "Hugo Victor Jeremiah... I think you're watching far too much TV! I want you to find yourself a hobby."

Suddenly a commercial for Akira's karate dojo comes up.

"Coooool! Can I join that karate class Mom? Huh? Can I?" Hugo asked.

"Hmmmm. Well at least it's exercise..." said Marge.

...

Homer drives Oscar, Bart and Hugo to the mall. Inside one of the allotments for a shop is instead a karate dojo.

"Karate?! That's geeky..." Bart groans.

"No it's not! It's cool!" Oscar retorts. "Come on, I'll get you signed up. They go inside.

Hugo follows on all fours like a dog.

"Why is Hugo signing up?" Bart asked.

"Mom says I'm watching too much TV. She's right. That idiot box is rotting my genius brain." said Hugo.

Bart did a chit chat gesture with his hand.

The Dojo is run by Akira, the owner of the Happy Sumo sushi restaurant.

"Konichiwa, Mr Roboto!" said Oscar as he entered the dojo.

"Oscar kun! Please! My name is Sensei Akira! Not Mr Roboto!" Akira sighed.

"Akira? You run this dojo?" Bart asked.

"It pays the bills because I haven't been getting customers at my restaurant the Happy Sumo like I used too. Probably because of your father being poisoned by eating Fugu." said Akira.

"Either that or the fact you admitted to eating dolphin." said Oscar frowning.

At home, Marge is watching Murphy Brown. Oscar opens up a portal from the karate dojo to be at two places at once.

"Oh so you can watch too much TV but Hugo can't..." said Oscar.

"I don't watch TV all day mister." said Marge.

Anyway I don't know much about Murphy so I'm gonna just make fun of the cast list.

Murphy's son Avery, named after her dead mother who they killed off because her actress died! Ahem, little Avery was played by several different child actors because... well kids grow up and get too old for the role.

However in season 10 he was played by Haley Joel Osment. The kid from The Sixth Sense. And later on in time he becomes Sora in Kingdom Hearts but this is 1998 to 1999 so that hasn't happened yet.

"I see dead people..." said Avery Brown jr.

Marge winced at the silly reference. Hehehehe... I see dead people...

Also Skeletor's voice actor was a guest star. Yes Skeletor!

"Myahahahaha! I'm in showbiz now, He-Man!" said Skeletor.

Bart can hear the TV from the portal Oscar opened. He face palmed.

And Scott Bakula. Way to kill the franchise! Bakula!

"Okay I've had my fun." Oscar closed the portal home and waited while Homer signed up his twin sons for karate.

...

Bart is signed up and Homer pays for his lessons.

"You better learn something, Boy..." Homer threatens Bart not to waste his money.

Bart gulped.

However Bart doesn't like the karate gowns.

"They look like jammies..." Bart groans.

"Yeah they'd make cute pyjamas," Oscar replied.

"Stop finding everything cute! Only girls think things are cute!" Bart rants.

"And Fr-I mean Hugo." Homer could see Oscar was watching him and listening for him insulting Hugo.

Hugo jabbered and growled a response that the Simpsons eventually learnt meant "Yes?"

"No biting other kids. Understand?" Homer explained as Hugo bites people.

Then their lessons start. However Akira just gives them books to read.

"Teach," Bart puts his hand up.

"You address me as Sensei, Bart-kun." Akira explained.

"Ok sensei. When do actually learn any moves?" Bart asked.

"You'll read about them so you learn not to perform them." Akira replied.

"Not even smashing blocks of ice with our heads?" Bart asked.

"You must learn to believe that you can do it, before you can do it. Any more questions?"

"No..." Bart sighed and got back to reading his book. Once Akira was busy dealing with another student he started bothering Oscar. "I thought you said this was gonna be fun!"

"It usually is! I don't know what's up with Sensei Akira!" Oscar replied.

"Well, I'm outta here!" Bart decided. However he quickly returned to his place, sitting near Oscar when all of a sudden a fat woman in a pink suit with short brown hair marched in with high heeled shoes clicking about the place with every step.

"Ahem!" She made a small cough to catch Akira's attention.

"Yes Madame Umbridge." Akira replied to the almost froggish woman. She seemed almost constantly smug and writing something. Bart found her pink clothes nauseating.

Umbridge spoke to Akira, glad that no students were attempting dangerous karate moves on each other.

"She's obviously a total bore..." Bart sighed.

"She looks like a boar..." Oscar whispered. Bart giggled.

"Nah more like a hippo!" They both started giggling until Umbridge made another little cough and was looking at them.

"Is there something amusing you'd like to share, children?" she asked Bart and Oscar.

"Uh no Ma'am..." Oscar replied looking down at his book.

...

After class Bart goes to the arcade. He plays a fighting game where one of the characters has a move called the touch of death. They touch someone and they die instantly.

Oscar is playing Spider Stomp.

"I wanna play that machine." Hugo whined.

"I'm playing on it at the moment." said Oscar.

"Um... Oh look! Spider web bondage!" The Spider stomp machine has art of a kid being webbed up by giant spiders.

"Oooooooh baby..." Oscar moaned aroused.

Bart winced.

The Spider Stomp machine short circuited because Oscar was drooling on it aroused by the giant cartoon spiders wrapping a boy up in spider web silk.

Once Homer comes to collect them, Bart spins a story about learning the touch of death at karate.

"That's cool! Hmmm, Bart paying attention in class for once! Good for him!" Homer is glad Bart's supposedly interested in his karate lessons.

Elsewhere Family Guy was born!

"Well the Simpsons started their full length episode, not counting the shorts on the Tracey Ullman show, in 1989 with a Christmas episode." said Peter at the kitchen breakfast table.

Lois, Meg, Chris and Brian are eating. Stewie's plotting to kill Lois for some reason.

"However our story started one ordinary evening where I announced I was going out tomorrow night for a party with my pals from the toy factory.

"No drinking too much though..." said Lois.

"But I did drink to much and the next day at work I got in trouble for making dangerous toys and got fired. Then I fraudulently claimed welfare and got in trouble for it." said Peter.

"Also you're a jerk to Meg like Homer has started being to Hugo." said Oscar.

"Actually our thing with Meg is that she has an annoying shrill voice because before Mila Kunis voiced her we hired Lacey Chabert." said Stewie.

"Eliza Thornberry?! That's funny! Hehehe!" Oscar giggled.

Stewie sighed exasperated.

Elsewhere with that blond kid from the Spider Stomp game and the giant spiders.

the blond boy cringed in fear as one of the spiders. The um Dolly Parton spoof one, was wrapping him up in webbing.

Oscar critiqued this scene. "No he needs to be younger and cuter."

the blond baseball cap boy is now a baby.

"And can one of the spiders be a cartoon clown headed spider..." Oscar wanted clown spiders...

There was a clown spider with Dark Clowncy's head.

Plot 2

At home, Lisa's interested to learn what Bart learned at Karate. He explains that he learned the touch of death. However Lisa doesn't believe him.

"So Bart what did you learn at karate class? Marge asked.

"Yeah this better be worth my ten bucks boy..." Homer said sharply.

"Um... Well... I learned the touch of death." said Bart.

"Ooooooooh!" Homer said eagerly.

"There's no such thing!" Lisa replies as she's eating dinner. They're all in the dining room for dinner.

"Of course there is! I'll show you!" Bart makes a weird noise while holding his hand in the touch of death gesture and slowly taunting Lisa with his hand.

"Bart quit it! Quit it! Quit it! Quit iiiiit! Moooom!" Lisa gets annoyed and actually believes the touch of death is real.

"Bart! Don't use the touch of death on your sister..." Marge tells Bart off.

"Why is our dinner just a small pile of orange mush...?" Oscar moaned.

...

Another stint at the arcade has to draw to a quick close as Bart sees his Dad arriving at the mall. Luckily he knows a way back to the dojo without being seen.

"Uh oh! Better get back to karate class!"

Raphael yells as he skids through his mop water.

"Missed a spot!"

"Dopey kid..." said Raphael.

"Coming through!" said Bart pushing past someone.

"Step aside, lady!"

A lady gasped.

"Oh baby..." Bart moaned pervertedly as he passed a super model he found attractive. He arrive on time to dojo class and Homer was none the wiser.

After another class, Bart lies that they learned how to pull a man's heart out of his chest. Homer shows vague interest.

"Hmmmmm!" said Homer.

"Kali ma shakti de! Kali ma! Kali maaaaaa!" Oscar chanted like Mola Ram when Bart told this phoney story.

"Oz don't!" Bart groaned annoyed at him pretending to pull out his heart.

That afternoon, Bart's watching TV, but Lisa wants to watch something else. Bart does his touch of death noise at her.

"Fine..." Lisa sighs.

However Bart wants to watch something else, but can't be bothered to get the remote.

"But, I just gave it to you!" Lisa responded in protest.

Bart does the touch of death noise.

Lisa sighs and turns over the TV.

...

One recess, Lisa is being teased by Jimbo's gang who are playing keep away with her saxophone. She starts crying.

"Oh! Is the little girl gonna cry?" Jimbo taunts her.

"No! But you'll cry when I get my big brother on you!" Lisa warns.

"Oh I'm so scared!" The bullies make sarcastic noises.

Bart passes by. Lisa fetches him.

"Bart those bullies won't give me back my saxophone! I told them you'd beat them up! Show them your new karate moves!" Lisa demanded.

"But..." Bart replied.

"Or did you not learn anything at karate?" Lisa questions his reluctance.

"Of course I did!" Bart insisted.

"Good, use your touch of death on them!"

Bart faces the bullies. "Come on guys, just give Lisa back her saxophone..." Bart groans.

"No way. Why don't you fight us, karate kid?" Jimbo taunts.

Bart sighs and uses the touch of death. Of course the bullies aren't phased by it and Bart soon finds himself on the receiving end of a hanging wedgie as he is hanging from a basket ball hoop by his underpants.

Lisa somehow got her saxophone back.

"I'm guessing by your humiliating, yet amusing predicament that the touch of death isn't real..." Lisa sighed.

"No it's not..." Bart sighed.

"I knew it!" Lisa cheered to herself. "And I bet you've not been learning anything in karate!"

"Just get me down from here... My underwear is chafing my buttcrack..." Bart wants to get down.

...

Lisa somehow got Bart down from the hoop and he explained everything.

"Oh no! This Umbridge woman is ruining the graceful, but violent art of Karate! We have to do something!" Lisa explained.

At Bart's next class, Lisa signs up. After Umbridge leaves after her inspection. They follow her to her office. Along the way they change into their Springwarts uniforms and take out their wands.

They burst into her office.

"Ok Umbridge. Your interference with self defence classes ends now!" Lisa demanded.

"How did you three get in here?! I demand answers immediately!" Umbridge yelled.

"We want answers first! Why are you making karate so boring?" Bart asks.

"He means why are you stopping the practical work?" Lisa explained.

"My dears, why would you ever need to practice self defence?" Umbridge asked sweetly.

"I dunno, in case we get attacked." Oscar replied.

"Who on earth would attack children?" Umbridge asked.

"Um, Sideshow Bob, Groundskeeper Willie..." Bart listed his enemies.

"Enough! Now leave my office at once! Or I'll shall call the authorities!" Umbridge yelled.

"But-"

"Enough! I will have order!" Umbridge yelled.

"Stupefy!" A red spell flew past Bart, Lisa and Oscar and blasted Umbridge against a wall, knocking her out.

Harry Potter was standing behind them. It was obvious he had just castes that spell.

"Harry Potter?!" Oscar asked.

"What are you young wizards and witch doing here?" Harry asked.

"We could ask you the same thing..." Bart retorted.

"I see you've met Umbridge..." Harry sighed. "She's been upto her busybody interference again. This time with muggle self defence classes..."

"We figured..." Lisa sighed.

"The ministry of magic and I have come to bring her back to England." Harry explained. Some Aurors apparated into the office and then disapparated with Umbridge. Harry soon took his leave, but not before sorting things out with Akira.

...

The next karate lesson everything was back to normal. Bart and Oscar learned basic kicks and punches and the three basic stances which Bart couldn't fathom as to why they were useful in combat. They just hurt his leg muscles and that was it.

Oscar then sparred with Bart. He for some odd reason that I am mixing up martial arts now, threw him. Judo is throwing, karate is beating the shit out of each other.

As a reward for progressing Oscar got a yellow stripe on his white karate belt.

While counting to ten in Japanese and doing stomach punches, Eric Cartman was making disrespectful grunts and combos of punches and kicks.

"Eric Cartman kun! What are you doing?!" Akira asked him annoyed he wasn't following instructions.

"Improvising. To tell you the truth teach, I'm a little better than anyone else..." said Cartman.

"Eric you rack disciprine!" said Akira.

"I do not ah rack a disciprine!" Cartman argued.

"You all rack disciprine!" said Akira. "Except you Oscar kun. You have much disciprine! But you still have much to rearn!"

Everyone except Oscar groaned. He bowed respectfully to Akira.

...

Act 2 started after a rather more enriching karate lesson, Bart, Hugo, Lisa and Oscar were picked up by Homer. Bart this time was honest about what he did at karate school as there was no need to lie and go to the arcade now that Akira was teaching the subject properly.

"Oooooh! That doesn't seem as cool as pulling out some guy's heart..." Homer groaned bored with Bart's story.

"Kali maaaaaa!" Oscar chanted.

"Oz! Don't!" Bart whined.

Then the story needed a new antagonist now Umbridge was disposed of. The antagonist was a racist stereotype of a Chinese man called the Mad Mandarin.

He was a stereotypical rice picker wearing a cymbal hat with a long moustache and beard, squinting eyes and buck teeth.

"Ah so! Ah so! Me rikey the flied lice!" said the Mad Mandarin.

The Simpsons sighed thinking he was another of Oscar's random silly characters.

"Me am Chinese... if you prease!" said the Mad Mandarin.

"Let's get outta here..." Bart sighed.

At home.

"Mom! Bart stole my snap bracelet, my Tomagotchi and my Mood Ring!" Lisa yelled.

"I had a Tamagotchi but it pooped and I didn't clean up the poop so it died." said Oscar.

Hugo rolled his eyes.

"I did not!" Bart yelled.

Suddenly hundreds of tamagotchis rang out in a chorus of beeping from Bart's pockets.

"Aaaaaaaagh! That's so annoying!" Homer cried. "Make it stop! Make it stop!"

"Dad that sound means the tamagotchis or "Virtual pets" are either hungry, tired or have just pooped." said Hugo.

Bart growled annoyed. "Fine! Here's your stupid tamagotchi! But I did not take your bracelet or mood ring..." said Bart.

"If it wasn't you, then who else could have taken it?" Lisa asked.

The Mad Mandarin appeared holding Lisa's snap bracelet and mood ring.

"We are Chinese if you prease! We are Chinese if you don't prease!" said the Mad Mandarin.

"After him!" said Lisa.

They chased the cartoon stereotype of a Chinese rice picker.

"Me rikey vely much!" said the Mad Mandarin as he ran.

...

As they ran.

"Here Oz. These are the tamagotchis you keep in your hair in one of your beta designs." said Bart handing Oscar the tamagotchis.

"Alpha design actually." said Oscar.

He clipped the tamagotchis in his hair and went threw an anime style transformation into one of the retro Oscars. Oscar now had long drooping brown hair covering his eyes and looking very scruffy with tamagotchis clipped in his hair.

Oscar shot out long thick strands of sentient hair that grabbed and restrained the Mad Mandarin.

"Oh! Ret go!" The Mad Mandarin yelled.

"Not till you get back what you stole!" said retro Oscar.

Meanwhile action centres on Bart and Lisa.

And while I WASN'T stealing that 90's crap, I didn't take your butterfly clips, your Trapper Keeper and your lame Butterfinger BB's!" said Bart rolling his eyes. "Wait a minute!" He snatched Lisa's Butterfinger BB's.

"Hey!" Lisa whined.

"Nobody lays a finger on my Butterfinger BB's..." Bart smirked and did his slogan.

Lisa sighed.

"And I did NOT take your Beanie Babies, your Furby, Homer's Stupid singing fish/Big Mouth Billy Bass or Oscar's Pokemon cards." said Bart.

"Boy you so did pilfer those things! Along with a Bop It! And valuable hours of 90s TV away from such kids shows as Biker Mice From Mars and Digimon!" said Homer.

"Yeah!" said Tai suddenly appearing from no where.

"Pretty much all of Vortex Force is nineties anime protagonists and PlayStation one video games..." said Oscar. Genki, Monkey Hero, Tomba and Flint the time Detective were nearby.

Bart face palmed.

Plot 3

Anyway the moral of the story. Hugo was watching too much TV/Bart getting beaten up. Sort of got forgotten about as Hugo and Oscar were watching TV.

TV Annoucer: "You're watching the llama channel -deeper more hardcore voice- When good llamas go bad!"

Hugo winced.

Oscar shares Carl Wheezer's sick obsession with llamas.

"Hey Oz, would you like to assist me in a test of my modified nuclear-powered Pogo stick? I call it the mega hop." said Hugo.

"Huh? oh no, no thanks Hugey, I'm kinda busy watching the llama channel. They're showing when good llamas go bad. Oh wait-wait-wait" said Oscar.

"Who's a pretty llama? Whose a pretty south American cud-chewing-" said the TV annoucer.

A chomping noise is heard, the man screams in pain.

Hugo winced and got up and went up to the attic.

Oscar rang Carl Wheezer up on his mobile phone.

"Hey Carl. Yeah I'm watching the Llamas!"

"Oooooh! I love Llamas!" Carl could be heard from the phone. "Just as much as I love croissants and Jimmy's Mom..."

"Carl we've been through this... Judy is married to Hugh... She's not available..." said Oscar pinching his nose with exasperation.

Carl played a triangle and sang a romantic song about Judy.

"Ooooooh Judy..."

Oscar groaned frustrated.

...

Bart and Lisa went to Karate class wearing cute karate robes.

"Narrator stop finding the karate robes cute..." Bart groaned.

Oscar warped there.

Pop!

"But they're cyooooooote!" He squealed.

Bart winced.

They learnt karate etc.

The class was then sat out starting at lower ranks first. The white belts practised the three basic stances. Splits, horse riding and Sumo Stance before sitting out.

Bart sighed and relaxed as he played his Gameboy.

"Ow... my legs..." He groaned.

Oscar was the next rank up. Yellow.

Everyone who was a yellow belt or higher went to their sports bags and got out foam leg and arm guards and put them on.

"Cooool!" said Bart.

"Yeah very Cool Bart. They're for sparring." Against a dummy or live opponent!

Elsewhere Hugo wasn't attending because being a boy Genius was more important.

He tried to show Milhouse his nuclear powered pogo stick but Milhouse was playing a video game.

Jimmy Neutron had the same problem but with Sheen.

Kearney said something that Nelson didn't believe was true.

"Ha yeah right and maybe mutant tree frogs will rule the world." said Nelson.

"Coooool! Mwuhahahaha!" Hugo laughed maniacally as he obviously went off home to try and make mutant tree frogs.

"Oh for the love of limpets! No Hugo! No mad scientist stuff!" Bart in a comic panel split gag groaned.

Hugo pushed his panel off screen.

...

As such Hugo went to the attic with a tree frog to perform mad science experiments on it.

Bart hurried up there after getting home from karate to dissuade him.

"No Hugo how about... He thought of something Hugo might be willing to help with. "How about you help me get Mom and Dad to do it and get Mom pregnant?"

Hugo winced. "Conception... Why?!"

"So I can have a brother." said Bart.

"Bart you have a brother. Me." said Hugo.

"A little brother. Some one to look up to me. Some one to raise to be a disruptive prankster and class clown, like myself." said Bart.

"Heck no! He will be my protégé! And I will raise him to be a fellow mad scientist! Mwuhahahaha!" said Hugo.

"No way Jose! Prankster!"

"Mad scientist!"

"Prankster!"

"Mad scientist!"

"Prankster!"

Obviously Marge and Homer still don't want more kids.

'Certainly not!" said Marge.

"No way!" said Homer.

"Well if the parental units won't provide me with a sibling I'll just have take matter into my own hand." said Hugo determined.

"Hugo don't talk like a geek..." Bart groaned.

...

Hugo was in his attic with Igor doing mad scientist stuff as usual.

Igor, A Peter Lorre hunchback hits a lever for Hugo and his project is lifted up towards a hole in the ceiling, putting it in the middle of the storm allowing him to get struck by lightning.

"Yes, yes that's enough lower it Igor." saud Hugo.

"Yes master." said Igor.

Hugo did not see the point in helping Bart.

"Sure a protege to follow in my footsteps would be a good thing. But then there's being woken up at night by crying and nauseating things like diaper changes... I don't even like helping to change Maggie! Eeeeugh!"

So he built a robot boy. To avoid the gross unfortunate situation of baby siblings and poopy diapers.

However it had no major role in the episode.

Hugo frowned.

...

Meanwhile Oscar was in the garage sparring with a martial arts dummy. Kicking and punching it.

Anyway this episode was the B plot of where Homer wished for Flanders to go bankrupt but had a conscience and helped Ned get back on his feet.

"Hi diddly ho! Neighbourino!" said Ned.

Oscar sighed and remotely shut the garage doors.