Disney Whirl Escaping from a boring Faculty talent show at the school the Simpsons get stuck in a traffic jam. So to pass the time they tell parodies of Disney animated movies. The little Mermaid but as a boy in which Oscar is the little merboy. Beauty and the Beast starring Lisa and Oscar referencing Homer Genie in Aladdin.

Plot

The chalkboard gag is "Grammar is not a time of waste."

The couch gag is the couch as a roller coaster.

The episode starts at the school one evening as there is a staff talent show.

"Come on folks, take your seats, Mr Simpson you have to pay for those snacks!" said Skinner.

Homer rolled his eyes.

The teachers are in black college cloaks with mortar boards singing. Then they throw off their hats and cloaks and are now in barbershop quartet clothes singing I'm gonna live forever! I'm gonna learn how to fly!

"Seymour you sold me out!" Homer wearing a barbershop quartet outfit yelled.

"Eh..." said Skinner.

They continue singing I'm gonna live forever.

"I can't believe this is physically possible, but this somehow both sucks and blows..." said Bart bored.

"Like a bisexual..." said Ted Turner.

"Shut up Ted..." Bart groans.

After the song Skinner said a few boring things such as a Webster's dictionary definition of laughter.

Nelson threw a shoe at Skinner and laughed. "Haw Haw!"

"Yes excellent example Nelson..." said Skinner.

"Now I hope you're all ready to have your funny bones tickled by the comedy stylings of Groundskeeper, grins keeper? Nope Groundskeeper Willie!" said Skinner before leaving the stage as Willie turned up dressed in Tartan carrying a bagpipe.

"Ach! So Skinner said I'm doing a joke routine to make you yanks laugh eh? They only one laughing tonight is Willie! The scourge of your worst nightmares! Hahahahaha!" Willie laughed as he transformed into a giant bagpipe spider monster.

Everyone screamed and fled.

"Oh shazbot!" Bart gulped.

"Oh no! It's Freddy Krueger Willie!" said Lisa lamenting.

Willie as a giant bagpipe spider monster grabbed Bart and Lisa with his spider legs.

Willie then used some sort of dark magic, because Martin was chatting too much, to make Martin's tongue grow long and green before tying him up.

"Ugh! Bart we have to do something!" Lisa grunted.

"Ugh! What do you think I'm trying to do?" Bart grunted as he struggled.

But this was all a horrible nightmare as Marge woke Bart up because he slept through Willie's performance.

"Bart! How rude! You slept through Willie's comedy routine!" Marge told him off.

"Did I miss anything?" Bart asked rubbing his eyes.

"No not really... but it's rude to sleep through someone's performance!" said Marge.

"Is the show over..." Bart groaned.

"No!" said Marge. People hushed her.

Next up was Edna covered in pink balloons popping them while singing Fever.

"Edna please! This performance is not suitable to perform in front of the children! And their parents!" Skinner explained.

"Please kill me..." Bart groaned as he grimaced embarrassed by Mrs Krabappel's performance.

Then Skinner and Chalmers were doing a Who's on first routine.

"Well Seymour. We have set up a baseball team. Who's on first?"

"Yes. Not the pronoun but a player with the unlikely name of Who's on First!" said Skinner.

"Oh that's just great Seymour! Already barely six seconds in and already you've blown the routine!" Chalmers yelled and stormed off. "Sexless freak!"

Next up was Mr Largo the music teacher playing on the xylophones.

Homer screamed in terror. "Aaaaaaagh! Skeleton music!"

Eventually everyone was already starting to fall asleep from boredom.

"Well that's the first half over! Time for an interval..." said Skinner. Everyone got up to leave. "Now don't go too far if you like cafeteria workers in Beatles wigs playing tennis racket guitars!"

Everyone screamed and fled.

The Simpsons got in Marge's orange car. "You drive, I'm eating." said Homer to Marge.

"Dad! You were supposed to pay for those snacks!" Lisa whined.

"I saw Krabappel's butt I paid!" said Homer eating nuts.

However they got stuck in a jam caused by all the parents trying to leave at once.

"Oh no! A traffic jam!" Marge lamented.

"A traffic jelly." said Oscar.

"No Oscar on the contrary. We Americans still use Jam in that context because the cars are jammed together." said Lisa.

"Right that's it! I'm watching Peanut, Butter and Jam Otter!" said Oscar taking out his portable TV.

"Hmmmmm... this could take a minute..." said Marge. More like the rest of the episode!

"There's an opening Mom!" said Bart.

"No no no... I hate to change lanes once I get going." said Marge constantly making excuses that got them stuck in traffic jams or on round abouts...

"Mom Mr Flanders is letting us through..." Lisa sighed.

"No no no... by the time I get there the space will be gone!" said Marge.

The Simpsons groan at her.

"Right that's it!" Homer grabs the wheel and drives recklessly damaging a few cars along the way.

Then they crash into a tree.

"Oh thanks Homer! You dented my car!" Marge sighed.

...

While the Simpsons sat on a bench while Raphael took their car away to repair, they told stories.

"Now kids you all remember the numerous times when I got in a bad situation I wanted just to live under the sea..." said Homer.

"Which ain't gonna happen..." Marge sighed.

"Until tonight sweetie! In our first story!"

The Little Merboy

There was once a little Merboy, that's a mermaid but without the boobs hidden by a seashell bra and an Adam's apple in his throat. (Male larynx)

Oscar was this Merboy as a small cute merfolk child with a blue fish tail with green stripes like a tiger's.

He had been tempted by the surface so Sebastian the crab sung a song about how life under the sea was better to dissuade him. "And King Triton didn't have a wayward rebellious daughter." Ariel in this version did as she was told.

Sebastian and his orchestra sung under the sea and played aquatic instruments like coral saxophones, clam drums and fish skeleton guitars or an octopus plucking his own tentacles.

"Under the sea! Under the sea! Where there'll be no accusations, just friendly Crustaceans! Under the sea!" Sebastian sung.

Doo doo! Doo doo doo! Doo!

"Darling it's better, down where it's wetter! Under the seeeeeaaaa!" Sebastian sung.

The Simpsons played on the clams as drums and with coral saxophones. Bart had the clams as drums, Lisa played a coral saxophone and Marge a fish skeleton guitar as an octopus plucked his own tentacles as guitar strings.

"Under the sea! Under the sea! This song is fair use! So Disney please don't sue! Under the sea!" Sebastian sung.

Oscar danced to the music.

"Yeah you're grooving man!" said the Jamaican crab.

"Under the sea! Under the sea! Swim like a flounder! Down and out da! Under the sea!" Sebastian sung as Teddy the living teddy bear as a sea bear hugged Oscar and he struggled.

"Under the sea! Under the sea! Up there we're cooked! Down here we're off the hook! Under the sea!" Sebastian sung.

Homer started eating the cartoon sea creatures. Starting by eating sea horses, then the little purple fish swimming in formation while singing. Then he ate a lobster and even a sea snail. Eeeew! Gross!

Eventually the song finished because Homer ate everyone.

"Homer! You've eaten everyone mon!" Sebastian yelled. Homer ate him.

"Mmmmmm! Crab..." said Homer.

...

Oscar agreed with his tutor Sebastian who was alive again somehow that his advice was sound and the surface world had nothing fun to offer.

"Except that sheep dog with the big wet shiny black nose! Max." said Oscar.

Sebastian sighed. "You have your sea bear teddy bear..."

Oscar giggled as Teddy sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.

"Anyway, a little carp tells me you want to be a great maestro like myself?" said Sebastian.

"Yeah, I want my own orchestra! It shall be Oscar's Orchestra!" said Oscar. "With sentient blue pianos... a green Vincent Price and a tyrant trying to outlaw music!"

Sebastian gave the fourth wall a bemused look as if he found Oscar's zany ideas ridiculous.

...

Meanwhile the Simpsons were banished from Atlantica because Homer was eating everyone. He even thought Merfolk flesh might be some kind of exotic fish meat.

"Homer Simpson! You are banished from my kingdom! Get out at once!" King Triton shouted. "And stop eating all the sea creatures!"

The Simpsons left at once because you don't want to anger the king of merfolk with a magic trident!

"Ugh! The one and only nation of vegetarians and you get us kicked out Dad..." Lisa sighed.

"Mmmmmm! Seafood..." said Homer.

"I'm surprised Hugo didn't do some eating of his own! In fact he hasn't even been in the episode yet!" said Bart as Hugo as a merboy appeared.

"D'oh!" Homer groaned.

"Ooooooh! I missed the buffet?" Hugo groaned.

"Don't worry Hugo. As if every sea creature is localised entirely in Atlantica... there's bound to be some fish around here somewhere." said Bart.

...

Oscar was bummed out to hear the news that his friends the Simpsons had been banished from Atlantica.

"Like that time Family Guy Ariel got banished for being a cannibalistic Siren..." said Sebastian.

Family Guy Ariel wished for some legs. Joe Swanson's legs fell down to her. She voraciously ate them. "It was the fish part of me that wanted them! (Voracious eating sounds)"

"Chin up my child!" said Sebastian. "You'll make new friends!" said Sebastian.

"Oh yeah! There's loads of cartoon sea creatures that live here!" said Oscar. "I'm gonna play with the dolphins!" He swam off to annoy the dolphins.

"Oh dear Poseidon!" Sebastian gasped.

"Dolpha! Dolpha! Dolpha!" Baby Oscar squealed.

"Oh well... he's still causing me less trouble than Ariel..." said Sebastian.

Meanwhile Ariel defied her father and went to the surface where she met a handsome prince, called Prince Eric.

We pan over to Eric Simpson, the blue haired Simpson child of the Simpsons dressed as a prince. No wait Eric you're not a character yet until Season twenty one!

The camera pans over to Prince Eric. Hehehe! Prince Eric Simpson...

"Eric... Ariel doesn't fancy you and you're not a character yet..." Bart sighed as Eric was a Merboy was fantasising about kissing Ariel.

"Why would Oscar like the Little Mermaid? It's a girl's film..." said Lisa.

"No boys can enjoy it too! Especially the TV series! That was funny!" said Oscar.

For some reason the Simpsons were allowed back in a scenario where Oscar lost a merfolk baby.

"Bart, Hugo! Guys I need help! I lost a baby! It went missing!" said Oscar.

"A baby?" Bart asked.

"You know, small, stinky, kinda cute and adorable?" said Oscar.

Like Sebastian and Flounder in the cartoon series, Bart and Hugo made adorable baby faces. Hugo looked especially adorable as he made Flounder's baby face with big shiny cute baby eyes and buck teeth.

"Oh my gosh! You guys look adorable! I'm putting this on Instagram!" Oscar took a photo of them with his mobile.

Bart and Hugo winced.

Plot 2

Oscar was then on IMDB on his computer.

"Watch your batteries Oz. We could be here all night." said Bart.

"Let's see Pat Carrol as an octopus hag... cool! Eh... Oh my god Gozer the Gozerian as Flotsam and Jetsam the eels!

"Oz no! They're just Paddi-" said Bart.

"Are you a god?" Flotsam and Jetsam the eels asked Oscar and Ariel.

"Um... Nope." said Merfolk Oscar.

"Then... Die!" The eels electrocute Oscar.

Triton zaps them but they vanish instead of getting vaporised like in the Disney film.

"They're gone?" Ariel asked.

"Subcreatures..." said a voice. "Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the destructor! Volguus Zildrohar the traveler has come! Choose and Perish..."

"Oh lord..." Bart groaned.

"Jews and Berries?" Oscar asked.

He was immediately zapped by Gozer.

"Choose the form of your destructor..." said Gozer.

"Wait! I know what to do! Don't do what Ray did! Think of nothing... think of nothing..." Oscar tried to clear his mind.

"I chose a giant fire breathing J Edgar Hoover!" said Hugo being stupid.

"Hugo you idiot!" Oscar yelled as lightning struck. Underwater somehow. Look I saw that Paddi Edwards aka Gozer was in this film okay?!

Flotsam and Jetsam were now a giant fire breathing J Edgar Hoover.

"Awwwww! I wanted a marshmallow man!" Homer whined.

"I wanted Slavista Jovan wearing bubble warp! But then I realised I'd screw humanity and Merfolk if I gave Gozer a form so I tried to think of nothing." said Oscar.

"And Hugo had to ask for J Edgar Hoover..." Bart sighed.

"Someone had to be stupid okay?" said Hugo annoyed.

Homer's story of the Little Mermaid came to an abrupt end.

"Oz stop making references to pop culture and other roles the voice actors did!" Bart groaned.

"I was livening up the story!" said Oscar. "I hope there's crocodiles stuck in gooey sea slug slime in this story. Mmmmmm!" Oscar got aroused by his stuck fetish.

"Uh no..." Bart groaned.

"Well I want gooeyness!" said Oscar.

Bart sighed as Oscar continued the story.

"Then Oscar the Merboy, Ariel, Flounder and Sebastian investigated a shipwreck for human relics.

"Um the king told us to stay away from here Ariel, and he's had enough of you collecting relics..." said Oscar.

"Quite so child. Ariel your father will be so mad!" said Sebastian.

Then a shark ambushed them and scared the bejesus out of me!

"Holy moly a cartoon shark!" Oscar yelled.

"Fish are friends! Not food!" said Bruce from Finding Nemo.

"Oz that film's not out yet." said Bart. "In fact we don't even know what it is..."

"Oh and I suppose I can't do Baby Shark memes..." Oscar groaned.

Meanwhile on a ship that was still sailing above the surface was the royal ship of Prince Eric. His butler was with him and his shiny nosed dog Max. Shiny nose!

A human Oscar as a young sailor giggled as Max the sheep dog sniffed his crotch with his big wet shiny black nose!

"Oz you're obsessed with that dog..." Bart groaned.

"Shaddup..." Oscar snapped.

...

Elsewhere Ariel was in her grotto of land people artefacts singing!

Look at this stuff

Isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?

Wouldn't you think I'm the girl

The girl who has everything?

Look at this trove

Treasures untold

How many wonders can one cavern hold?

Looking around here you'd think

Sure, she's got everything

I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty

I've got whozits and whatzits galore

You want thingamabobs?

I've got twenty!

But who cares?

No big deal

I want moooooooore...

Up where they walk, up where they run

Up where they stay all day in the sun

Wanderin' free, wish I could be

Part of that woooooorrrrlllld!

Bart in the reality of Springfield gagged and retched as Oscar and Lisa sang Part of your world.

Some time passed. Possibly a commercial break. Homer was wearing tin foil/insulation blanket while drinking hot coffee.

"I have a story. It's about a story of romance and a beastly prince who learns to love again so he can break his curse!" said Lisa.

Beauty and the Beast

There was once a prince but he was selfish and rude and because people want to ship me with Nelson for goodness knows what reason! He was a bully. However one night he picked on the wrong woman. A sorceress. She turned him into a big ugly furry beast.

"Eh..." said Nelson beast. "Now I'm bigger and tougher..."

"Nelson that's a curse... you're not supposed to like it..." Lisa narrated.

"It's not a very good curse! Curses are supposed to do bad things to you! Like making me thin and weak! I can beat up far more people now!" said Nelson as the Beast.

"Fine... ruin my story will you..." Lisa sighed.

Anyway In a quaint French town lived a very clever girl who loved to read..." said Lisa.

"Who is you. Obviously..." said Bart.

"I want Hermione Granger!" Oscar yelled. "Oh wait! They haven't started making live action remakes of their cartoon movies yet!"

Lisa winced.

"Anyway there was this horrible, mean, nasty and chauvinistic huntsman called Gaston. Who thought he was God's gift to women and was in love with Belle..." said Lisa.

"No one is more handsome than Gaston!" said Gaston.

"That's right Gaston!" said Le Fou. A short man with black hair and a big pink nose like Billy's from Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy.

"No one (verb)s like Gaston! No one is (Adjective) like Gaston!" said Gaston.

"And no one doesn't shut up like Gaston!" said a Bart villager. Gaston grabbed him and threw him away in annoyance at his remark.

Anyway. Despite his attempts to woo her. Belle did not like Gaston. In fact he was especially infuriating when he took her library book and was bored because there were no pictures in it!

"Hey! Gaston gimme that back!" Lisa as Belle whined wanting her book back.

"How can you read this?! There's no pictures!" said Gaston.

"You have to use your imagination Gaston..." said Belle.

Then Gaston started being chauvinist. "Girls should not be reading books and muddling their tiny brains! They should be at home tidying my house for when I get home from hunting!"

"Gaston I hate hunting! It's cruel! And you are the most unpleasant and sexist man I have ever had the displeasure of meeting! Go away!" Belle yelled snatching back her book when the giant of a man lowered it within the tiny little girl's grasp. Okay maybe you should have shipped a less creepy couple like Marge and Homer...

"It's my story Narrator and I want to be part of it as the main character..." said Lisa.

Anyway Gaston would not give up. It was during this time he planned and plotted to woo Belle again at her house, that it is revealed both poorly matched singletons were both well beloved by the townsfolk.

Belle was loved by everyone because she was so sweet and friendly. In fact every morning when she left her house she shared with her eccentric inventor of a father, the townsfolk cheered up immensely and sung a cheerful song of just singing "bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!" Out of their windows every morning.

There were also amusing characters in Belle's town such as a crabby lady carrying water buckets with a thing on her back to do so. Well if you had to carry buckets of water all day you'd be crabby...

Bart villager was chasing a pig, and then the pig chased him. This actually happens in the Disney film.

"Hehehe! Pig chasing! Mom can we get a pet pig..." Bart asked.

"Certainly not!" said Marge.

There was also a guy cheating on his wife openly by wooing a younger lady. His wife smacks him with a rolling pin.

Bart laughs and makes whip lash sound effect.

"Bart! You know I don't like you doing rude sound effects..." Marge sighed.

And then a woman had far too many babies and cried to the egg seller for help. "I need six eggs!"

"That's too expensive!" said the egg selling dude.

Then Belle sat at a water fountain to read. There was a woman washing her clothes in the public water fountain! Then loads of sheep arrived.

The woman unable to wash her clothes in a decorative water fountain meant for the whole town to admire and not to use as a washing machine stormed off...

"She should have down what Prince Eric's wash maid does..." said Merboy Oscar.

In Prince Eric's castle, a fat maid bathed Ariel while washing some clothes for her. Now before washing machines, before electricity in fact! People washed their clothes in a tub of soapy water or lye and rubbed them down a spare Venetian blind shutter.

Then it went through a mangel to squeeze out the excess water. Sebastian suffered through all of this because he was hiding in Ariel's clothes.

"Meanwhile... in my story Oz..." Lisa sighed. The sheep around Belle tore a page of her book because they were hungry and wanted to eat a book.

"Oh no! That's a library book! Bad sheepies! Naughty sheepies!" Belle told off the sheep.

"Is that really that important to the story Oz..." Lisa sighed.

"Yes... because it was a library book..." said Oscar.

It was actually a book store that ran as a library for the peasant folk. Public libraries, if the were any back then were only for the upper most classes of society. The common folk were barred from them because the snooty librarians did not want peasants touching their books with their grubby hands. In fact very often the richest people had their own private libraries in their mansions and castles.

...

Meanwhile just as Belle was well loved for her sweet and friendly nature. Gaston was well loved because every woman was madly in love with him for his good looks and muscular physique. And all the men wanted to be him.

Gaston pranced about town with his latest kill. A stag. While women swooned at the sight of him and men cheered the man they all wanted to be. Him being sexist really didn't matter to them.

"There's a lot of Belle and very little of the Beast in this story..." said Bart.

"It's establishing the characters..." said Lisa.

Gaston once again annoyed Belle. This time his lanky Le Fou was with him. They hit a raw nerve insulting Belle's father.

"Don't talk about my father that way!" Belle said cross with them.

"Don't talk about her father that way!" Gaston scolded Le Fou.

"He's not crazy! He's a genius!" said Belle. Her house blew up.

Gaston and Le Fou laughed.

Lisa as Belle ran home to find her father Maurice coughing and spluttering as he left the basement because an invention blew up.

"Daddy are you alright?" Belle asked.

"Yes dear. Darn it! This thing will never work!" said Maurice.

His invention was a robotic tree chopper thingy that chops up wood with axes.

"Coooool!" said Hugo.

However with some tinkering Maurice gets the strange machine to work.

"It works!" said Belle as chopped up logs ready for the fire place flew everywhere.

"It works?! Oh my! It does! Hooray!" said Maurice.

He then packed up and left for the inventors fair taking the choppy machine with him.

After Maurice was gone Gaston booked an impromptu wedding for Belle because he thought he would be successful this time.

"And I strike up the band?" Le Fou asked. Doing so.

"Not yet!" said Gaston shoving a tuba on his head.

"Sorry." said Le Fou with a tuba on his head.

He surprised Belle by being at her door looking into her peephole so his face was comically distorted.

Belle let him in but he annoyed her by being sexist. Resting his muddy boots on the kitchen table and making plans for their life together. He only wanted sons. Big strapping ones fit to go hunting with him when they were older.

"So no girls?" Belle asked.

"Nope."

"Not even one?"

"Nope."

"How about any not so strapping young boys who'd rather study and read..."

"Absolutely not Belle!" said Gaston.

Belle fed up, especially when he had her against a door. Oh my god! Bad touch! Bad touch! Threw him out the house into a puddle of mud.

Gaston humiliated angrily told Le Fou he would get married to Belle and stormed off.

Plot 3

Meanwhile Maurice got lost because his stupid horse got scared by the spooky forest and bolted. Maurice explored the forest, which was full of vicious man eating wolves for some dumb reason. "Why not funny cartoon wolves like Chip the Cookie Crisp cereal wolf?!" Oscar whined.

"Because they're scary wolves..." Lisa sighed.

Maurice fled to a castle which for some even dumber reason the wolves would not enter...

The spooky castle was populated with talking furniture! A candle stick called Luminaire scared Maurice when he said Hello to him. "Hello." Maurice dropped him in shock. He soon learned the French candlestick with an outrageous accent (said in a French accent) was friendly.

"Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of elderberries!" said the French candlestick. Okay maybe not so friendly.

"No flippin Monty Python!" Bart whined.

A busybody clock kept talking about how the Master disliked visitors. But Luminaire felt sorry for Maurice and guided him to a room to rest.

"Oh and all the furniture is aliiiiive!" Oscar hijacked the story. "Even the large elaborate armchair Maurice was about to sit on smiled at him and didn't mind being sat on.

"Please, sit down upon me." said the chair.

"Um... can I have a chair that doesn't talk..." said Maurice.

Then a tea pot called Mrs Potts and her son Chip offered Maurice some hot tea.

"Cooooool! Chip is Peter from Jumanji!" said Oscar.

"Oh hell no!" Bart groaned.

"And Tails from Sonic!" said Oscar.

Maurice face palmed as the tiny tea cup turned into Tails Miles Prower from Sonic and then into Peter Shepherd from Jumanji.

"Aaaaaagh! Live action Peter Shepherd! What have you done to yourself Peabody?!" Oscar as talking furniture cried. He was a blue piano!

"I'm not that Peter! I'm the one from the movie..." said the shy boy with curly dark hair wearing the outfit Peter wears in the movie.

"Oh." said Oscar as a blue piano.

"Oz stop being moronically stupid! You're not a blue sentient piano..." Bart whined.

...

Meanwhile in the quaint French town. Belle was worried about her father. There was a knock at her door. She hoped it was her father, but she thought it could be Gaston again. "Gaston I said go away..." just to be sure she looked in the spy goggles thing. At the door was a young boy in her village she taught to read sometimes. He was aware her peephole on her door comically distorts people looking directly at it so he pulled a silly face sticking his tongue out.

Belle sighed.

"Timmy I'm not doing any reading lessons at the moment." said Lisa as Belle.

Then her father's horse arrived.

Belle could see something wasn't right about him arriving back alone and frightened. She got the horse to take her to where it left her father. But once again it got scared and bolted. Belle had to brave the spooky forest and wolves alone.

"Nope. Oscar to the rescue!" said Oscar in human form because Bart won't let him be a blue piano...

"Uh Oscar... wolves..." said Belle.

Oscar saw they were surrounded by evil looking wolves. "Oh yeah... um... I wish Kyle and Caiden were the wolves..."

The evil wolves were replaced by cartoon wolves such as the wolf from little red riding hood, Chip the Cookie Crisp cereal wolf and Kyle, a grey wolf with glasses and Caiden a grey wolf cub wearing a diaper. He promptly shat his diaper.

Belle shrugged and followed Oscar into the castle.

...

Then the story got more and more moronically stupid with references...

Oscar was a blue piano again while Peter Shepherd served tea with tea cups and a tea pot that don't talk!

Then Sonic was there because...

"Tails what have I told you about making cameos?! We have to fight back an actually dangerous and threatening Robotnik so my cartoonish hijinks and pranks won't work and look out of place in our suddenly serious and dark spinoff!"

"Loooook! I'm voiced by Peter from Jumanji!" said Tails.

Sonic sweat dropped.

Then the Beast arrived, angry at an intruder in his castle. He had Maurice locked away in his dungeon until Belle arrived weeks later and pleaded for his freedom.

Now you'd think this meant she'd be locked up in a dungeon forever but uh no. Luminaire was insistent Belle be given a nice room in the castle.

"You gave her a room?!" The Beast yelled.

"You're not using all of them! Are you?" Luminaire asked.

"Fine..." Beast sighed.

Belle was upset. "You didn't even give me a chance to say goodbye!" This was particularly heartbreaking because Lisa was playing the role of Bell.

Hermione version didn't seem so heartbroken she'd never see her father again.

"Wingardium Leviosa!" said Hermione Granger Belle.

"We get it! Hermione Granger is in the live action remake!" Bart groaned.

Belle was so upset she refused to have dinner with the Beast. He comically threw a tantrum.

"Then staaaaaarve!" He screamed roaring at her bedroom door.

Belle then made friends with Mrs Potts and Peter Shepherd. Sorry I mean Chip.

However she discovered the wardrobe was alive!

"Hellooooooooo!" said the wardrobe. Belle screamed. "Oh dear! Sorry for scaring you dear." Belle soon learned any talking furniture were originally the prince's servants before being cursed too for some reason.

Mrs Wardrobe picked out a dress for Belle to wear.

Meanwhile human Oscar annoyed her husband Mr Wardrobe. Well there has to be a dresser for male guests and the prince as well as one for female guests...

"What could you possibly find fascinating inside a wardrobe child..." said Mr Wardrobe.

"Um... a secret world inside you called Narnia..." said Oscar.

Bart face palmed.

"Certainly not!" said Mr Wardrobe.

"Any skeletons?" asked Oscar. Skeletons in your closet.

"No!" said Mr Wardrobe annoyed.

"Any gay men too shy to open up about their sexuality?" Oscar asked. "Come on guys! It's the 18th century! Gay Paris!" He said Paris the french way.

"No! We're not ready yet Sweetheart!" said a gay voice from inside Mr Wardrobe.

"Oooooooh! Hello sailor!" said another cartoon gay accent.

"Oscar stop being stupid!" Bart whined.

Eventually Belle was hungry. Luminaire and several others couldn't leave her to go hungry and defied the master and cooked for her. they wanted to sing a song...

Luminaire sung Be our Guest.

"Be our a Guest!" He started the song and the furniture and crockery sung.

The stove was an outrageous french chef. Like Louis the chef from the little mermaid but less psychotic. He cooked food inside himself because he's a stove! Duh...

Then trays of food offered the food to Belle as her chair tried to put a napkin on her. But she napkinned herself.

Meanwhile Oscar was struggling as his chair tried to put a napkin on him.

"Try the grey stuff!" said Luminaire as furniture offered platters of canapés and um grey stuff. Lisa as Belle tried the grey stuff and liked it.

Oscar was about to try the blueberry pie but Cogsworth popped out of it.

"I don't want a clock in my food..." Oscar groaned.

Then Luminaire danced with Cogsworth as the salt shakers made it snow on them... then Cogsworth trying to get away from luminaire flew head first into a green jelly Oscar was about to eat. Oscar frowned.

Cogsworth struggled and squirmed grunting frustrated as he was stuck in the jelly.

Oscar gulped and made a face as he soiled himself because he was aroused by his stuck fetish.

Belle was annoyed as the furniture would not let her eat.

"Guys this song is lovely but let me eat!" Belle groaned.

"You should see how frustrating the Mad Hatter's tea party's are..." said Oscar trying to get a roast ham from a furniture servant.

In Wonderland Oscar was fighting the Mad Hatter over his tea cup as the Mad Hatter and the March Hare kept changing seats and made Oscar move down the table.

"I don't care that I intruded upon your tea party! You offered me tea now let me drink it!" Oscar demanded.

"Okay that's another story ruined by Oscar's craziness..." Bart sighed.

"Well here's a story of mine, and Oscar's favourite Disney film... Aladdin..." said Homer.

"Oh no...!" Bart groaned.

Aladdin and the 1001 nights that Disney only adapted one story from...

There was once a street peddler speaking to us, the fourth wall one night in Agrabah when the camera got too close too him and smooshed in his face!

"A little close! A little too close!" said the street merchant and he pulled away from the camera.

He told the story of a boy and a magic lamp.

Then he sings the theme tune.

"Arabian niiiiiiiights! Are like Arabian daaaaaays! Are often than not, are hotter than hot! In all kinds of waaaaaaays!"

Also somewhat discomforting is that the merchant sings about how some natives of the city of Agrabah would cut your throat simply for not liking your face... Eep! Also there's lots of killing in the original story that Disney adapted.

The following morning in Agrabah there was a commotion as angry guards yelled "Stop Thief!"

Oscar as Aladdin (Disney's Aladdin is a bit old to be a young boy...) and Bart is Abu.

"Why am I the monkey?! You be the monkey!" Bart whined.

"Fine... I love being a monkey anyway..." said Oscar.

Okay Bart is Aladdin and Oscar is Abu.

Aladdin was too clever for the guards.

And Oscar as Abu had his er way of distracting the guards. He threw apples at them and his soiled diapers...

"Ugh! You buy a pet organ grinder monkey and then they don't tell you that they're impossible to house train so you have to buy or in my case steal diapers for them..." said Aladdin.

Abu jumped on the guards's heads.

"You filthy monkey!" Razoul yelled.

"I'm not just filthy, I'm rabid and carrying Ebola!" said Oscar as Abu. "I mean (Monkey squeaks and chatter)"

"Aaaaagh! Rabid monkey!" Razoul screamed.

Then a fat woman was madly in love with Aladdin.

"Still I think he's rather tasty!" sang the fat lady with too much makeup on.

He screamed and ran away.

The Tom and Jerry chase continued involving street performers such as a man resting on nails, a patch of hot coals a man was about to walk across, a man tied up in knots, a fire breather and a sword swallower. Abu grabbed the sword from the sword swallower's mouth possibly severely lacerating his throat.

Abu brandished the sword menacingly.

"He's got a sword!" The guards screamed.

"You idiot! We've all got swords!"

The guards continue chasing Aladdin over a stolen bread. Yes a bread... which he cannot afford so it's steal or starve...

Abu juggled in the area with street performers. The nail bed guy, the hot coal walker, the guy tied up in knots, the fire breather and the sword swallower. Abu juggled apples until a snake charmer's cobra hypnotised him. Because cartoon snakes hypnotise...

"Abu..." Aladdin called for his pet monkey.

Abu played by Oscar ran off after Aladdin.

The chase continued with more near misses. Aladdin pulling down a clothesline and ending up wearing hilariously mismatched clothes, ie women's clothes... And they nearly got caught but flew away on Magic Carpet and the guards fell in a pile of manure. Ugh!

"Yeeeeeuck!" said the manure salesman.

Plot 4

"And apparently the car is working now so we'll continue our story on the way home." said Marge as they drove home.

In Agrabah, After Aladdin discovers two poor children and shares his bread with them because he's a noble and kind thief who is only stealing food to survive. Abu is being selfish and wants his bread for himself.

"Abu..." Bart as Aladdin sighed.

Then he went back to his dilapidated home. In Kingdom Hearts it's the narrating merchant's shop. In pantomimes he lives with his mother...

Meanwhile Aladdin's adventures were a story within a story because it was part of 1001 nights where Scheherazade tells a sultan stories so he won't kill her.

Then the next day we're introduced to Apu's Niece playing the role of Princess Jasmine. Her pet man eating tiger just bit off some of the pants and underwear of a rude prince her father was trying to marry her to. The prince stormed off.

The Sultan, a short plump sweet and kind old man explained his daughter must be married soon as she was growing up.

Jasmine dislikes her sheltered life with guards everywhere and having to see suitors to pick one to marry.

Anyway the short jolly kind Sultan had an obviously evil vizier! Jafar the vizier was wearing red and black and looked obviously evil! And yes of course he's the bad guy... mostly because he likes to hypnotise the Sultan with his cobra staff.

And he had a loud mouthed parrot!

"I'M VOICED BY GILBERT GOTTFRIED! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LOUD!" Iago yelled.

Then Jasmine escapes the palace nearly gets her hand chopped off by a shopkeeper for giving one of his apples to the two starving children but gets rescued by Aladdin who explains she's crazy and she plays along pretending a camel is a doctor.

"Oh that's nothing, Lisa is making a cameo as a camel." said Oscar as Abu.

"You're despicable... Honk! Hooooonk!" Lisa as a camel honked.

Then the two little poor kids bump into the rude prince startling his horse.

"You brats!" He tries to whip them but Aladdin grabs his whip.

"If I were rich like you, I could afford some manners..." Bart as Aladdin snapped. The two little children fled.

Then Aladdin gets ambushed by Razoul and arrested. Jasmine is upset and angry with Jafar when she learns he gave the poor boy a death sentence.

Then Jafar disguised as an old peddler helps Aladdin escape simply to help him get the magic lamp.

"I had someone else but uh..."

In the intro of the Disney film we're introduced to the villain immediately as he hires a midget jewel thief to find the golden beetle to open the cave of wonders. He probably stole it off Mechanicles...

The thief is sent into the giant scary sand tiger head but...

"YOU ARE NOT THE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!" The Giant scary sand tiger head roared then he ate the poor thief.

"Yeah but why are you helping me escape?" Bart as Aladdin asked.

Abu squeaked in monkey gibberish.

"Because I like annoying the guards and I violated you numerous times in your sleep." said the old man.

"Ay carumba!" Bart screamed.

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