Miltia: What does the dog say?

Touma:...

Miltia: I said, what does the dog say?!

Touma: ...Arf~!

Miltia: What does a cow say?

Setsuna: ...Moo~! 'This is so embarrassing,'

Miltia: What does a chicken say?

Mare: C-Cluck~! Cluck~!

Miltia: What does a pig say?

Charlotte: O-Oink~!

Miltia: What does a sheep say?

Ibuki: BAHHH~!

Miltia: ...Ow my ears. And what does the cat say?

Leone: Shut up or I'll stuff this book down your throat.

Miltia: ...The end~!

Kenji: Okay...now that that's over, onward towards the chapters.


-TOON Dimension-

A universe where cartoons, comics, and video games have become realities in their own worlds. However, consistently drifting into an endless vast expanse of space was a gigantic, dark purple Columbus Cloud in the form of a floating Nimitz-class aircraft carrier. A plume of purple lightning was shooting out in different directions.

Cloud fragments traced a trail back to Blaze's home planet. It was quiet and empty in the forest due to the Pokemon being confined in the large black and red castle. Inside a bedroom, Kanori, the supreme leader of the heartless invasion, was observing herself in the mirror, putting on mascara.

"It's a shame Mizella couldn't finish the Houndour off," Kanori sighed with a hint of disappointment. A large silhouette of Chouka appeared in the mirror behind Kanori. "Are you able to handle him?"

"Don't worry my queen..." He responded rather sophisticatedly. "...I will vanquisssh the kid before hessss even thinks about entering the TOON dimension."


Chapter 2: Hunting for Scraps


"Holy Cow~! This is amazing!" Shaggy cried out with a bit of drool coming out of his mouth. He gazed at all the fast food restaurants and stores along Woodroffe Street. Close behind him were Jesselyn and Tristian watching him. They were grouped together to find the three cartoons running loose.

"You're drooling," Jesselyn commented with a smirk.

"I can't help it!" The teen boy defended. "There are so many restaurants and fast food joints! I don't know where to start!"

"Why don't you try Subway? They have the 5$ footlong special!" Jesselyn suggested.

"What a coincidence, I just happened to have some money for one," Shaggy said, taking out 10 dollars. "Man, I wish Scooby was here to experience this. He would've loved his own foot-long sub with everything on it."

"I'm sure he's fine," Tristan assured, knowing that the teenager misses his friend. "We'll come up with a plan to get them back."

"Thank you guys, but...is there a reason why I have to wear this overlapping coat?" Shaggy asked. He wore an old brown coat covering his entire body as well as a black hat and glasses covering his face.

"Well, we can't show people that you're... animated?" Jesselyn hesitated to think of a good term."

"I think it's called...cartoonish?" Tristan corrected, a bit unsure. "I don't know what you call it actually."

"Okay...moving on," Jesselyn replied, turning to Shaggy. "If they see a popular cartoon character like you on the street, they'll freak out. Plus, the FBI and police officers are still investigating the incident we had in our school."

"Oh, you're talking about the big giant octopus monster?" Shaggy asked nervously. "It makes the monster we've encountered look like a bunny compared to that thing."

"What was chasing you guys anyway?" Jesselyn asked curiously.

"Yeah, it was like some sort of worm monster with its own vortex wormhole," Shaggy explained nervously. "I thought that we were goners, man!"

Jesselyn and Tristan exchange nervous glances, wondering what kind of monster Shaggy and the others witnessed.

"Now let's chow down! I haven't eaten since...well since I got here," Shaggy announced hungrily.


"Okay, I understand that my existence will freak people out and all. But is it necessary for me to be wearing clothes that were designed in the 21st century?" Irma asked, slightly irritated. The three girls were heading towards Ashley's house to investigate. She wore a black cashmere jacket and a black top hat.

"Would you rather have a garbage bag on your head and convince everyone that you're my ugly Aunt?" Ericha shot back, sounding a bit annoyed by Irma complaining all the way.

She just groaned, lifting her hat up a bit. "I'm going to punt that lazy pumpkin across town once I find him."

"How did you even end up here on earth anyway?" Ashely asked curiously.

"We were in the pumpkin's owner's bedroom trapped by that thing," Irma began to explain. "Then suddenly a bright light came from his small television, and Long Ears found out to be a portal."

"So that explains how you met Garfield, but what about Bugs Bunny and Shaggy?" Ashely asked, confused. "You guys are from different shows. Er...worlds I mean."

"Well yeah, that's true…" Irma trailed off. "But, the bunny and the scary cat sorta saved my butt when those spheres rained down on my world, taking my friends before we could transform." Irma smiled slightly. "I thought I would be next on his menu, because I froze up in fear of the monsters, but those two snapped me out of it…By pelting me with oranges, and a pineapple."

Ericha and Ashely giggled, while imagining Bugs and Shaggy hitting Irma with fruits.

"But despite getting a high chance of a concussion, I owe those two dorks," Irma snorted with an amusing grin.


"I need a what?"

"A catchphrase or something, Doc," Bugs Bunny answered. After searching around a park area behind the Community Center, Blaze and Bugs decided to take a break and were sitting on the bench. Luckily it was abandoned so they didn't have to go undercover so they decided to take a breather.

"Okay...why do I need a catchphrase?" Blaze asked, a bit confused.

"Well everybody has one," The Bunny answered. "Irma has her sarcastic one-liners, Garfield has his yearning for food, and Shaggy...well he said 'ZOINK!'"

"That..was a really good impression of Shaggy," He commented. "But, I never thought of having a catchphrase…"

"Just think of the first thing that comes to your mind," Bug advised.

Blaze thought long and hard before coming up with a catchphrase. "Okay, I think I got one…"

He posed triumphantly as he declared his battle cry in a menacing tone. "I will burn your skulls to ashes if you want to keep fighting~!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...That was a bit morbid, wasn't it?" Blaze glanced at the rabbit and asked. He stared at the Houndour wide-eyed, looking totally frightened.

"Eh, a tad bit," Bugs responded, trying to calm his heartbeat literally beating out of his chest.

"How about, 'I'll crush your intestines in half!'" Blaze suggested.

"...Let's forget the "catchphrase" stuff for now," The rabbit suggested, changing the subject. "How did a little pipsqueak like you enter into Earth on your own?"

"It's kind of a long story," Blaze looked down, with a small frown. "Back in my world, my village is fighting against the heartless Queen and her army. In order to protect me, my mother sent me away on a spaceship from my world and I wound up here on earth. I've been here for about three weeks?"

"I see," Bug replied. The looney rabbit somehow was acting like a psychiatrist with black glasses and a notepad. "So, minus the whole FBI thing. How are you liking earth so far?"

The Houndour took a while to think about the question. "I'm kind of split honestly. On one hand, this place has a ton of cool, and amazing stuff that my world doesn't have. On the other hand, learning that they've done shows, video games, and even Pokemon trading cards feels very strange."

"Yeah, it does feel awkward when you find out that your world is based on fictional media," Bugs admitted nibbling on a carrot. "Especially when there's a world that has a sick enjoyment of killing a clay version of yourself."

"Clay version…Oh no," Blaze gulped, looking a bit pale. "You mean that world actually exists?"

"I guess you heard of it, eh?" Bugs asked with his eyebrow raised.

"Head about it? Ever since Ericha convinced me to watch that horror show, I've spent half an hour in the bathroom emptying my stomach!" Blaze retorted looking peeved. "I feel really sorry for those two mustache brothers… and that green dinosaur."

"That's just the tip of the iceberg of what that world does to yah, doc," The cartoon rabbit claimed. "It becomes a really big bloodfest there."

'Note to self, stay away from that place,' The Houndour reminded himself. "Anyway, I apologize for the heartless invading your world, Bugs."

The cartoon bug glanced at him oddly. "...Why are you apologizing for Doc? You weren't the ones who summoned them."

"Well yeah, but...those Heart Balls...My sister used one to create that Octillery Heartless you just saw in the newspaper," Blaze confessed, slightly gloomy. "My family and others were supposed to be fighting them in my homeworld. But what you guys experienced, I think whoever's behind is starting phase two of their plan. I don't know what I could do to help…"

"But didn't you beat that octopus beast?" Bugs questioned while reading the newspaper.

"Yeah, but I feel like I'm making things worse for Ericha and her family," Blaze replied dryly. "You heard what the midget man said earlier. He thinks that I'm hatching some diabolical plot to conquer earth and enslave everyone here. I don't even know how to enslave someone!"

"Well, you don't look like a terrifying beast, unless you go berserk if you eat candy," Bugs Bunny consoled. He patted the Houndour's head. "You, my friend, are a hero."

"A hero huh?" Blaze let a small smile escape his lips. 'Am I really?'

"Anyway," Bugs stood up and stretched a bit. "Let's keep looking for the obese walking orange before he ruins someone's picnic."

"You're right," Blaze nodded as he jumped off the bench. "Which restaurant should we head to fir-"

BURP~!

Both of them turned towards the source of the belching sound, which turned out to be a garbage can. The pair walked over to it and peeked inside to find Garfield surrounded by hot dog wrappers.

"You look wasted," Blaze commented bluntly.

"You get that way when wolfing down two hundred hotdogs," Bugs explained jokingly. "I won't be surprised to find a sinkhole forming around him."

"Oh Haha~!" Garfield sarcastically and bitterly laughed. "Is that your joke of the year?"

"Where did you wound us up in~!?"

"How should I know where we are~?!"

"Because you're the one who got us into this mess Dimbot~!"

"It wasn't my idea!"

"WAS SO~!"

"WAS NOT~!"

Once they heard the two awkward voices, Bugs and Blaze quickly leaped inside the garbage can Garfield was in. The three-peaked into the cracks on the side to witness two cartoon-like robots walking/driving past the trash can. One looked like a tall rooster man, and the other one was a small dark green with treadmill wheels and drill nose and arms.

"Whatever, let's just find our way out of this weird place," replied a scratchy voice from the rooster. "Dr. Robotnik will be very angry at us if he comes back and we're not there guarding his lair."

"Robotnick?" Blaze repeated quietly.

"I think we've found our intruders," Bugs mumbled.

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound that startled the three of them. "Hey, Scratch! The machine is working!"

"Really?!" The rooster known as Scratch asked. "What does it do, Grounder?"

"Nothing special, it only blinks when close to a trash can. Maybe it's a recycling device," Grounder guessed a little skeptically.

"Why would Robotnick make something like that!?" Scratch scoffed. "He hates recycling!"

BURP~!

Garfield suddenly belched loudly, causing the two robots to look inside the trash can.

"Couldn't you belch a little quieter?" Blaze rhetorically asked the cat. Garfield just shrugged before he and Blaze were lifted out of the trashcan by their necks.

"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" Scratch snickered observing the two. "A cat and a dog for Dr. Robotnik's robotic armies!"

"What about the rabbit?" Garfield questioned.

Grounder scanned inside the trash can. "I don't see anyone else in there."

"You see?" Garfield grumbled. "This is why I never trust a rabbit~!"

"You never said anything like that," Blaze deadpanned.

"Doesn't change the fact that I'm right," Garfield boasted.

"S-Scratch Look!" Grounder announced getting his partner's attention. When he moved closer to Blaze, the gameboy-like devices he had in his metallic hand began to beep louder. "This device goes crazy whenever I point it at him!" The devices near Blaze caused a red screen to flicker on and the beeping sound getting louder. "I wonder why?"

"Maybe he ate some kind of power gem!" Scratch suggested. He then turned to Blaze. "All right furball, cough up the jewel!"

"Sure, let me just poop it out on command," Blaze rhetorically answered.

"Eh excuse me bots~!" Bugs Bunny, who was wearing a police uniform, appeared suddenly which got their attention. He showed his badge to the robots. "I'm Officer Bugs!"

"O-Oh, is there a problem officer?" Scratch asked nervously.

"There is sir," Bugs took out a black book and rapidly skimmed the pages. "According to page 14, section 1, subsection B-4: All treadmill robots should be put on a leash at all times."

"Aww! Do I have to?" Grounder whined. "I hate being on a leash. I always lose my nose that way."

"Sorry but eh, I'm going to have to take yah in," Bugs said as he took out some handcuffs. Scratch dropped the two and got into a begging position along with Grounder.

"No please!" Scratch pleaded desperately. "Don't send us to jail~! I beg of you!"

"Yeah, I'm not cut out to spend years in the slammer~!" Grounder also pleaded.

"Well…" Officer Bugs pondered a bit. "...I guess I can let you out with a warning. But eh, you're going to have to do a little favor."

"Anything~!" They both cried loudly.

"He's good," Blaze commented.

"Okay," Bugs brought out a pink box behind his back. "All you have to do is open this box, but only when we're out of the park. If you don't follow my orders, then I'll have no choice but to arrest you two."

"Yes Sir~!" Scratch and Grounder announced as they stood stall and saluted. Bugs seized Garfield and Blaze and rushed out towards the exit of the park.

"Remember, until I'm out of the park!" Bugs called out. He, Blaze and Garfield disappeared, only leaving their cloud silhouettes. Scratch and Grounder opened the box to reveal a pink cake with four candles on it.

"Hey, we got a cake?" Grounder asked confused..

"Maybe it's an apology cake for accusing us," Scratch remarked. "Either that, or it's some kind of trap."

On the cake, two bots examined the light candles which were actually red TNT sticks. The letters "TNT" were affixed to the side of each stick, and a fuse is near the end.

"...

...

"...NAH!" Scratch and Grounder denied just as the fuse ran out.

BOOOM~!


As soon as the explosion was heard, the three cartoon animals were already a safe distance away from the park. There was a puff of black smoke floating in the air coming from the Park.

"Wow, who knew candles could be that dangerous?" Blaze marveled in awe.

"The last time...I ran this much...was when...I was chasing down...the ice cream truck," Garfield said while breathing heavily. He flopped down on the bench exhausted.

"Well, the good news is that you lost a few pounds," Bugs smirked.

"I would...scratch you... right now, but... I'm too tired," Garfield gasped while rolling onto his back.

"Luckily that explosion probably got the FBI's attention in that area for now," Blaze reflected, staring at the distance. "Killing two birds with one stone."

"Hello, there~!"

Blaze flinched when he heard a familiar sneezy voice. Along with Bugs and Garfield, he slowly turned his head to reveal who the voice belonged to standing behind the bench; Harry and Marv.

"Eh, who's your friend's doc?" Bugs asked Blaze.

"Bugs, Garfield, this is Harry and Marv," Blaze acknowledged kindly. "Harry and Marve...Garfield and Bugs."

"Can I have your autograph Bugs?" Marve eagerly asked, earning an elbow jab from Harry.

"We don't have time for your fangirling, moron! We're taking these looney toons to the FBI," Harry determined.

"No, you're not," Bugs answered.

"Yes, we are," Harry argued.

"No you're not,"

"Yes, we are!"

"Yes, you are!"

"No, we are not!"

"Yes we are!"

"NO, WE ARE NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU TO THE FBI~!" Harry roared angrily.

"Suit yourself," Bugs Bunny shrugged calmly. "Let's go guys."

Harry stood there dumbfounded while Bugs, Blaze and Garfield left the two. "...What the heck just happened Marv?"

"You just got outsmarted by a rabbit," Marv chuckled. Harry just glares at his partner, still laughing until he notices his fuming partner.

"...You want me to chase after them?" He dumbfoundedly asked.

"No, I want you to keep laughing like an idiot," Harry grumbled sarcastically. "OF COURSE GET THEM~!"

The three cartoon animals outran the two thieves by a long shot. But their victory was short-lived when Scratch and Grounder appeared around the corner. Soot and icing covered the two.

"There they are! Get em!" Scratch angrily shouted as the two robots charged at the three.

"Oh great, more running," Garfield whined as he noticed Harry and Marv right behind them. Quickly the three dashed across the street in a puff of smoke, blinding the two robots causing them to crash right into Harry and Marv, creating a dog pile.

"Move it bot brains!" Harry snapped, shoving Scratch off of him. "I'm gonna kill those creatures!"

"Not if we get them first!" Scratch declared while on his feet. Grounder's body stood up without his head.

Marve slowly sat up and noticed Grounder's head on his lap. When their eyes met, the two blinked a few times at each other.

"...AHHHH~!" The two freaked out. Marve flung the head out of his lap and quickly stood up going behind Harry who facepalmed in annoyance.


"Like, did you two hear that?" Shaggy asked, confused. After they walked out of Subway, an explosion startled the three and those around them.

"I think it's coming from the park behind the Community Center," Jesselyn whispered to the two. "It must've been those two cartoons Ashely saw before. We better get there before the police show up."

"Wait so like...we're going towards the area that exploded?" Shaggy questioned with a whimper. The two siblings responded by snatching both of his hands and dragging him forward. "I guess so…"

The two Hames siblings were pulling the scared Shaggy behind the large building that led to the park. When the three reached the entrance however, fear struck them full force.

The first thing they noticed was a big, dark-purple vortex appearing on the on the open field, and emerging from it was a pitch-black guy with black straight hair reaching his shoulders. He had a heartless logo on his back, which made the sibling quietly gasp. But, that was not the worst part.

Directly under his torso was a slender, snake-like body, with a striped design of black and dark purple lines. At the end of its tail was a black rattle, shaking aggressively.

"I can ssssmell you a milessss away, Hound," The serpent snickered. He had a calm voice, yet an undercurrent of malice in it. "Let's begin the hunt shall we?"


Miltia: That was honestly fun doing these intros and outros.

Setsuna: Speak for yourself…

Touma: Aw, but you were a cute little Co-OW~!

Setsuna: [After kicking him, she gave him a deadly glare.] I dare you to say that again.

Touma: I-I'll shut up now…

Mare: C-Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck.

Charlotte: [Sweetdrop] Mare, you can stop acting like a chicken now.

Mare: S-Sorry.

Ibuki: You know we still haven't heard Leone 'Meow'

Leone: Yeah, like hell I'm doing that. What do you think I am a cat?!

Kenji: Your name literally means lion~! And if I recall, lions are just big cats~!

Miltia: Next Chapter: NOVAH Commander Chouka.

Setsuna: I hope we don't have to do something like that again.

Kenji: We'll probably be doing something much worse than that.