Part I

(Narrator; voiceover)
"A long time ago in a studio in Burbank, California, a ragtag group of animators made another fake trailer for another Meap sequel they never intended to make. Unfortunately, everyone still wants to see that episode, even to this day. But since we'll never know if the episode is ever going to be made, one fan by the name of Tess, decided to come up with her own "Meap Chronicle", herself. After writing her own fanfic where Phineas switches bodies with his former-disapproving, now-proud-as-can-be sister, named Candace. Especially after "Meapless in Seattle" was forced to be made, an episode which was never intended to be made either-"

(Another voice clears their throat: Grant)
"Excuse me? But Tess needed some help with this fanfic, along with her previous one. Shouldn't I get a mention in this, too?"

(Narrator; voiceover)
"Oh, of course! Sorry. (Clears throat before speaking again) Two fans, by the names of Tess and Grant, decided to come together and create their own "Meap Chronicle" episode, themselves. They tried their very best to stay consistent with the footage shown in the fake trailer for "Episode 42, The Chronicles of Meap: Meap Me in St. Louis".

(Another voice: Tess)
"Well, actually, we decided to come up with our own story, along with changing the title of the episode for this fanfic. Just to make it sound much more sense. And to me, I think this title sounds cooler."

(Narrator; voiceover)
"Yes, I knew that."

(Voice #1: Grant)
"Was that sarcasm I heard?"

(Narrator; voiceover)
"No. I'm just saying if you two would have written the main monologue better, then we wouldn't have this problem."

(Voice #1: Grant)
"Wha- So you're blaming us?!"

(Narrator; voiceover)
"Well, it was clearly your responsibility."

(Voice #1: Grant)
"We're trying our best here! After we finished the fanfic, we had to write this narration part at the last minute! We also had enough in the budget to hire you. (Mutters) Maybe that was a mistake."

(Narrator; voiceover)
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"

(Voice #1: Grant)
"I said, it was a mistake, Disembodied Reggae Space Voice!"

(Narrator; voiceover)
"Hey! That was dropped by Baljeet, it's just a coincidence."

(Voice #1: Grant)
"Oh yeah? Or maybe I should call you Mr. Sensitive instead!"

(Narrator; voiceover)
"Alright, now you crossed the line!"

(Voice #2: Tess)
"Boys, boys! Knock it off! We're on limited time here. The narrator's pay rate goes higher the longer he's here. Grant, could you please stop arguing with him?"

(Voice #1: Grant)
"He started it."

(Voice #2: Tess)
"Quite frankly, I don't care who started it! Now apologize so the rest of our fans can actually read this fanfic instead of listening to us squabbling!"

(Voice #1: Grant)
(Sighs before speaking) "Alright. I'm sorry, Mr. Narrator. (the narrator doesn't say anything, I knew what he wanted to be called) I mean, "The Great and Powerful Voice of a Masterful Talented Narrator"."

(Narrator; voiceover)
"Now there's a name title I can get behind. I appreciate that, thank you. Now, could I please finish my narration without any more interruptions? I don't get paid enough for this! I already had to suffer under Dan and Swampy."

(Voice #1: Grant)
"Again, sorry about that man."

(Voice #2: Tess)
"You may continue."

(Narrator; voiceover)
"Thank you. Now, where were we? Oh yes! (Clears throat before speaking again) Now, we officially present... The Fan-Made Chronicles of Meap, Episode 42: Meaping with the Enemy."


In outer space, a large spacecraft that looked like a cloud was floating in the midnight-sky. Inside the spacecraft, was a white alien wearing a big red and black suit named Mitch. He was currently looking through round windows into a zoo-like room, where many other alien-like creatures were imprisoned.

"Oh yes! My invasion of Earth could someday become a success with the aid of my new terrifying monsters!" Mitch said, with excitement. He also had on a thin black translation mustache, which gave its wearer the ability to talk.

Mitch's newly captured monsters roared and snared. These monsters were actually Earth Dinosaurs. A big T-Rex gave out a loud roar.

Mitch's robot henchmen stared at their master, rather blankly. "What?" Mitch shrugged. "I think they are terrifying. I still can't believe that these creatures once roamed that puny planet they call 'Earth'. At least I know that my new time vortex machine works. Besides the dinosaurs, that's not the main topic here. The real main topic is this."

The evil alien showed his henchman something. It was the golden cup of cutonium, an extremely rare chemical: one drink of it, and its consumer would become the cutest thing in the universe, thus gaining the power over all into doing whatever they desired. Unfortunately, since absolute cuteness would corrupt, it would turn the consumer evil, proving cutonium to be very dangerous. Because of this, cutonium had been long banished since an alien named Zachariah Yore used it on himself a long time ago. Many years later, however, a trail emitting from cutonium was tracked by scientists which led all the way to Seattle, Washington. Mitch tried to use it for himself, only to be out-cuted by his archnemesis, Meap. Along with his friends from Earth, thus destroying cutonium in the progress. Yet somehow, Mitch had managed to restore cutonium, once again.

"Now please, don't ask me how I was able to revive cutonium. It took me who-knows-how-long to do so!" complained Mitch. "And yes, I still long to become the most adorable creature in the universe... again. But this time, I want cutonium to last on me through immortality... permanent immortality. And to do so, I must steal the life force from one Earthling. I will bring them to my laboratory at my fortress, and deceive them into drinking this dangerously rare evil elixir... the Life Potion!"

Mitch pulled out a spell book, and turned to a page which read "Life Potion of Immortal Cuteness" in big black letters. Under it, was a list of the ingredients, along with the instructions to make it. He showed it to his robot army.

"Once I'm cute again, I will mesmerize Meap's entire army into fetching me the ingredients for the potion to feed my victim, suck the life out of them, and destroy Meap, once and for all!" He laughed maniacally. "Particularly, this potion works best on young children, since they have the most youth. So that child's youth will give me much more immortal cuteness." He cackled. "And how will I lure that Earthling child, you ask? While traveling through time, I also managed to swipe the voice of one of those mythical creatures called sirens."

Mitch showed his robotic henchmen a round glass vial. Inside it was a yellow orb of light. It was glowing, which must have meant the voice was singing. But since it was locked in the vial, nobody could hear it at the moment. Not until the right time, as Mitch was planning.

"I know, the siren's song is usually meant to lure sailors to their doom. But this particular siren's voice will attract the attention of any Earthling child. And then, once I have them, and they drink the Life Potion, their youthful immortal-giving life will be MINE!" He laughed evilly, once more.

The androids stared at Mitch. But when he scowled at them, they quickly complied and laughed with him.

"That's better," smiled Mitch. "Now, let's get on with the plan!"

He boarded in his spaceship, followed by the robots.

"Big Mitch"

"He's Mitch!
But some people call him Big Mitch!"

Once on board, the spaceship took off into the dark-midnight sky.

Little did Mitch know, but he was being eavesdropped by a smaller alien, who came out of his hiding place once the cost was clear. It was his archnemesis, Meap.

Meap was not only the cutest little alien ever seen, but he was an intergalactic security agent who roamed the universe. His job was busting people who do stuff they were not supposed to do. After Mitch had escaped from prison, again, Meap knew he was up to no good, and was ought to find out what his new evil plan was. And he had heard every single word Mitch had said.

"Meap!" uttered Meap. Thinking fast, he scampered outside the spacecraft. He boarded his own ship which was parked outside, activated it, and began to fly straight for Earth to warn his friends; Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher.


Meanwhile, on Earth in Danville, Phineas and Ferb were outside in their backyard, testing out their newest big idea - riding their bicycles in midair.

Phineas was beaming brightly. "Wow Ferb! This bike-riding in the air is really cool! It's just as Candace described!" He then asked Ferb. "Why didn't we try this out sooner? Or even think about it ourselves?"

Ferb simply shrugged his shoulders. as they continued peddling and flying through the air, overlooking the Flynn-Fletcher house.

Their older sister, Candace, was in the living room, proudly watching her brothers through the window. She began to think to herself about what to write in her diary.

(Candace; voiceover)
"Dear Diary, it's been nearly a week since Phineas and I switched bodies, thanks to Vanessa's dad's Brain-Switch Inator. But believe it or not, I'm actually happy that happened, because literally walking through Phineas' footsteps made me realize how wrong I was to disapprove of his and Ferb's big ideas every summer. Because of all this, I have officially decided to quit trying to bust my brothers for their ideas, once and for all. Now, I can finally relax, and make the most of my own day for the rest of the summer. I get to go to the mall with Stacy as normal as ever, without any concerns for my brothers. And, I'll get to go out with my boyfriend, Jeremy, and not even have to worry about his little sister, Suzy. I don't know what Phineas did, but whatever it was, I'm glad he did it, because she is no longer out to get me, and finally accepts me as Jeremy's girlfriend."

A knock on the front door snapped Candace out of her thoughts. She quickly went over to answer it.

Outside, was her best friend, Stacy Hirano.

"Are you ready?" asked Stacy.

"Hi Stacy," Candace greeted her with a big smile. "Yep! I'm ready as ever for the mall!"

"Great!" Stacy smiled back. Then, a thought came to her. "So, before we go, you're really, absolutely, positively, 100% sure you've decided to quit trying to bust your brothers?"

Candace rolled her eyes, still smiling. "I've already told you, Stace. Yes, I'm sure. I no longer have the desire to bust my brothers. I understand now that they just want to make the most of every summer day. And I should be doing the same, as well. I've been wasting my whole time trying to-" she cut herself off. "Anyway, I'm just happy to see they're doing what they like to do. Now let's go! The mall is waiting!" Candace declared, as she marched out the door.

Stacy seemed surprised, yet puzzled, about Candace's new opinion on Phineas and Ferb. "Well, at least I finally got you out the door to the mall," she said to herself.

She eventually decided to shrug it off, as she followed Candace.


In the meantime, Phineas and Ferb had landed back on the ground in their backyard.

"That was awesome, Ferb!" smiled Phineas. "Maybe we can trick out our bikes to be even more awesome. We can add like rocket boosters! Wings! And... of course! Maybe even add a cup holder!" He suggested, excitedly. "I'll draw the plans and send them to Baljeet, and you can order the materials."

Ferb gave Phineas a thumbs up.

Just then, their friend, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, entered through the gate to the backyard. "Hi Phineas," she greeted sweetly. "What'cha doin'?"

"Oh, hi Isabella," Phineas greeted back with a wave. "Come over here, and we'll show you."

Isabella gleefully skipped over to the boys.

"We're modifying our bikes to fly through the air," Phineas began to explain. "It was Candace who actually gave us the idea. She tried it herself last summer, when-"

Phineas was cut off by the sound of a flying ship. He looked up to see Meap's ship come soaring down towards them. It landed, creating a strong gust of wind. Out from the ship popped Meap.

"Hey look! It's Meap!" Phineas pointed at him, smiling.

"Meap!" The alien said to them.

The sound from Meap brought out a chuckle from Phineas. "Meap," he repeated. "That just has to be the most adorable thing I've ever heard anyone say."

"Meap!" Meap piped up to them, now intimidated.

Phineas' grin vanished when he noticed the worried look on Meap's face. "What's wrong, Meap?"

Isabella noticed that Meap was not wearing his translation mustache. "Where's your translation mustache?" She wondered.

Meap pressed a button in his spaceship, and a grayish-brown translation mustache popped out of the dashboard. Under it, read "Made in London".

"Emergency Translation Mustache activated," announced the ship's computer.

The little alien quickly put the mustache on, and hopped out. "Children!" He spoke in an elderly British accent. "I've come back to warn you! You are in terrible danger!"


Mitch's ship had already landed not too far away from the Flynn-Fletcher house. The ramp of the ship lowered down, and out came Mitch, followed by his robot henchmen.

"Alright! Now let's get that siren's voice singing out there!" Mitch said, menacingly. "The sooner we lure any child in, the sooner I can get back to becoming the cutest creature in the universe, forever!"

The robot henchmen stood aside as they watched their master take out the vial with the siren's voice inside.

"And I know just the children to go for..."

Grinning sinisterly, Mitch unscrewed the cork from the vial, allowing the siren's voice to fly out over the neighborhood.


Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and Meap were still in the backyard, when they saw the yellow beam of light being projected into the sky.

"Oh no!" cried Meap. "He's sent out the siren's voice!"

"The what?" asked Phineas.

"Everybody shield your ears!" warned Meap. "Once you hear that voice, you'll become unable to resist it! Completely mesmerized!"

The children seemed confused.

"What happens if we-" Phineas began to ask.

"JUST SHIELD YOUR EARS!"

Meap and the kids all covered their ears.

Except for Phineas.

(Siren's Voice)
"Ah ah, ah ah,"

A haunting singing voice came from the floating glowing yellow orb.

(Siren's Voice)
"Ah ah, ah ah ah ah,"

As soon as the voice briefly faded, Meap signaled for the kids to hide in his spaceship.

Once they all got inside, the little alien reached into a nearby box, and took out some special safety earmuffs.

"Put these on, everybody!" He demanded. "Better safe than sorry!"

Ferb and Isabella each took a pair of the earmuffs for themselves, and quickly put them on.

(Siren's Voice)
"Ah ah, ah ah,"

"What's happening?" asked Isabella, merely shouting through her earmuffs.

Meap cringed a bit. He pressed a button on a remote control. "Be quiet!" He spoke through the earmuffs like radio-headsets. "Mitch could hear you!"

"What? Mitch is back?" asked Isabella.

"Yes," Meap began to explain. "He broke out of prison just a few weeks ago and-"

"Wait a minute!" Isabella interrupted. "Mitch was in prison? I thought your cute society only did timeouts?"

"Well yes," agreed Meap. "But after he stole cutonium last time, the rulers of my planet finally decided to build an ultra security prison for our most dangerous criminals. Mitch was imprisoned there for a while before he made his escape. It took me a while to find him. Yet, I was able to find out what new evil plot he's got in mind... Mitch has somehow managed to restore cutonium."

Isabella gasped. "You mean the same cutonium that has the ability to make any creature the most cutest thing ever?"

Meap nodded. "That's the one."

"How did he manage to revive it?"

"No one knows how he did it," said Meap. "But the main thing that he wants is to make cutonium last on him through permanent immortality. And the only way to do so, is to steal the life force out of one Earthling child."

Isabella's eyes widened in absolute horror. "What?! How?!"

"By deceiving them into drinking this dangerous ancient Life Potion of Immortal Cuteness. That's why Mitch is using the siren's voice. To hypnotize any child who hears it, and lure them into his trap in order to suck out their life and steal it for himself!"

(Siren's Voice)
"Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah,"

"Oh no!" cried Isabella. "What are we gonna do, Phineas?"

But when the three looked over, they noticed that Phineas was not with them.

"Phineas?" asked Isabella. "Phineas?!"


Candace and Stacy were still in the neighborhood, walking along the sidewalk.

(Siren's Voice)
"Ah ah, ah ah,"

Candace stopped upon hearing the mysterious voice calling. "Do you hear that, Stace?"

"Hear what?" asked Stacy.

"Shhh, listen," Candace shushed her.

(Siren's Voice)
"Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah,"

Stacy listened for herself, hearing the voice, as well.

"What is that sound?" wondered Candace.

(Siren's Voice)
"Ah ah, ah ah,"

"Sounds like a siren," said Stacy.

"Siren?" Candace narrowed her eyes, and scoffed. "That does not sound like any siren to me, at all."

"Not the sound alarm, Candace," Stacy explained. "In Greek mythology, sirens also happen to be the name of mythical female creatures, who are known for their alluring singing voices that could enchant any passing-by sailor."

"Really?" Candace blinked. "I never knew that. Must sound very attractive to the sailor."

"Oh, it is," agreed Stacy. Then, she added, "They're also said to be very beautiful creatures."

"Ah," Candace nodded, smiling a little. "Sounds lovely."

Stacy then looked at Candace, blankly. "They're dangerous."

Candace nodded again. But then, she looked at Stacy in a double take. "They're what, now?"

"It is also said: that the singing of the sirens was so haunting and magical, that no sailor could resist it. It usually ended up luring them into crashing their ships on jagged rocks to their grave, watery death."

Candace's eyes widened. "What?"

(Siren's Voice)
"Ah ah, ah ah,"

"Then, if sirens are said to be dangerous, then why are we-" she stopped once something else caught her eye. "Mitch's ship?"

She could see a glimpse of Mitch's ship in the distance, which was just down the corner close to where the Flynn-Fletcher house was.

She remembered their encounters with the evil alien last summer. The first time; Phineas and Ferb accidentally shot Meap's spaceship with their remote-controlled baseball, causing it to crash in their backyard. After fixing the spaceship, they got abducted by Mitch. Luckily, Meap and Candace came to their rescue and defeated Mitch.

The second time; Mitch was in search of cutonium to turn himself adorable and mesmerize the entire Meap army. Meap managed to seek out Phineas and Ferb's assistance in stopping Mitch from taking over his home planet.

But now, Mitch was suddenly back with a new evil plot!

(Siren's Voice)
"Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah,"

And that happened to be right where the siren's voice was coming from!

"Oh no!" groaned Candace. She ran off, back towards her house.

"Candace?" called Stacy. "Where are you going?"

"Sorry, Stacy!" Candace called back. "I've got to go help my brothers!"

Stacy raised her eyebrows, as she watched Candace disappear down the road. "Did you just say help your brothers?"


While Meap, Ferb, and Isabella managed to cover their ears before the siren's voice could affect them, it was too late for Phineas.

"Where is that beautiful voice coming from?" He wondered, without even hesitating to find out for himself.

(Siren's Voice)
"Ah ah, ah ah,
Ah ah, ah ah,
Ah ah, ah ah ah ah,"

Deeply entranced by the voice, and completely forgetting the danger he and his friends were in, Phineas continued to follow the hypnotic singing of the siren.

"The Siren's Song"

(Siren's Voice)
"Oh, Phineas, (x2)

Forget where you're going,
Forget what you're doing,
And come to us,

Oh, Phineas,

Oh, Phineas, (oh, Phineas)
Come live with us, (come live with us)

Our homeland has everything,
Every wish, every dream,
Waits for you,
They'll all come true,

You hear our song,
You feel us calling,
You hear our voices,
Rising, falling,

It's so hypnotic,
As we all sing for you...
Just for you...
Only you...

Oh, Phineas,

You'll come to us, (you'll come to us)
Oh, Phineas, (oh, Phineas)

No one can resist,
Once their ears have been kissed,
By the siren's song,
So sing along,

The life you knew,
Is not only fading,
You can't say 'no',
To our persuading,

You can't resist,
Our serenading for you...
Just for you...
Only you...

Oh, Phineas,

Ahhh, ahhh,

Oh, Phineas, (oh, Phineas)
Come live with us, (come live with us) (x2),"

Ferb, Isabella, and Meap were searching all over the neighborhood for Phineas, still wearing their earmuffs.

"Phineas!" Isabella called out. "Where are you?"

"Don't listen to the voice!" shouted Meap. Then, he gave a look of dismay. "Just like last year, when I told him not to look upon Mitch in his cute state! Doesn't he ever listen to anything he's told?"

"Apparently, not everything," Ferb responded.

Isabella sighed in frustration. "I know what you mean..."

In a flash, Candace came running up towards the trio. "Guys!" She stopped once she reached them and leaned forward, completely out of breath. "I can see Mitch's ship in the distance! What's going on?"

"Candace!" Meap said, startled. Then, he looked surprised. "You're not affected by the siren's voice?"

"Meap!" The teenager looked down, surprised to see the little alien, again. Then, shook her head, answering his question. "No! I'm not affected at all!" She then noticed that Ferb and Isabella were the only children present. "Where's Phineas?!"

"He must have been affected by the siren's voice!" Meap replied. He peeked over the corner of the street. "Look! There he is! He's being lured straight for Mitch's ship right now as we speak!"

The kids rushed over to see for themselves. Around the corner, was Mitch's ship... along with Phineas following the siren's voice.

"Phineas!" cried Candace.

But Phineas seemed deaf to his sister's frantic cry for him, as he kept following the yellow orb right towards Mitch's ship.

"He's done for!" exclaimed Meap.

Candace hastily shook her head. "Not yet, he isn't!" She looked down at the little alien. "We've gotta save him!"

"She's right! Let's go!" agreed Isabella.

"No, Isabella," Candace said, sternly. "This is much too dangerous for you to handle, on your own. I will go save Phineas. You and Ferb are going to stay right here on Earth where it's safe."

Isabella became shocked that Candace was refusing to let her and Ferb help. "What? But Candace-"

"It's for your own safety!" snapped Candace. With that, she took off, towards Mitch's ship. "Phineas!" She shouted for Phineas, again.

Ferb and Isabella glanced down at Meap.

"You know," the alien said, "I never thought I'd say this... but she's right. This case is much too dangerous for young children, like yourselves."

"But, I thought you'd need help stopping Mitch!" said Isabella.

"I do!" Meap tried to explain. "But for this case, I believe I will need the help from someone who cannot be affected by the siren's voice. And it seems like Candace is just the one to do so. Now, keep those earmuffs on, and do not take them off until it's safe! I'll be back for you children, later!"

Isabella narrowed her eyes. "What do you mean?"

Instead of answering, Meap chased after Candace.

"Meap!" Isabella called after him.

She and Ferb stood there, completely flabbergasted.

"Did Meap just agree with Candace and leave us here?" complained Isabella.

"Yes," Ferb replied. "Yes he did."


Candace kept running towards Mitch's ship, trying to reach Phineas before he could step onboard. But, she was too late to stop him. Phineas climbed on board without a doubt, and disappeared inside. Then, the ramp began to close.

"No!" cried Candace.

"Quick! We have to get into that ship!" Meap shouted.

Candace and Meap leapt into the air - they seemed to be flying in slow motion in a suspenseful sort of way - but luckily, they managed to slip inside the ship just as the ramp closed.

"Whew! That was close!" panted Candace. "I thought there'd be a commercial break before we landed. It tends to happen."


Ferb and Isabella just stood where they were told to stay, and watched as Mitch's ship took off into the air, and vanished out of sight.

"I can't believe it, Ferb!" Isabella exclaimed. "Phineas is in trouble, and Meap and Candace reject our help when they may need it! What if they don't save Phineas in time?! I can't just stay here and pray they'll succeed! We can't let Mitch steal Phineas' life!" Her voice cracked on the verge of tears. "He just can't!" Finally, Isabella fell to her knees, and began to sob. "Oh, Phineas..."

Ferb calmly thought to himself for a moment. Then, he got an idea and snapped his fingers. He motioned for Isabella to follow him.

The kids walked back through the gate into the Flynn-Fletcher house backyard. Ferb pointed at Meap's ship, which was still parked next to the tree.

"Meap's ship!" Isabella realized. "Yes! We'll ride in it to follow them!"

Ferb quickly ran into the garage. He looked around for something, until he found it. It was his hand-made book, titled "Ferb's Log". He flipped through the pages, until he came to a certain page he was looking for. Then, he started speed drawing something on some blueprints.

Isabella stared at him, confused, yet panicked. "Ferb, what are you doing? Our friends need our help, now!"

Ferb continued to speed draw. Once he finished, he held it out for Isabella to see. It was a redrawn blueprint drawing of Meap's ship with a more streamlined look and powerful engines powered by Pizzazium Infinionite.

Isabella gasped, and then beamed. "Pizzazium Infinionite! Of course! It has the possible power source to hover vehicles! Ferb, you're a genius!" She gave Ferb a big hug. But her smile faded, as she reminded him, "But we've gotta hurry!"


Mitch's ship returned to outer space in ten seconds flat.

Inside, Candace and Meap moved from place to place, hiding themselves behind whatever object they could use so they wouldn't be seen by Mitch and the androids.

Just then, the ship approached an oncoming meteor shower, and began to repeatedly tilt side-to-side.

Meap stayed in place while Candace bumped side-to-side in the room. She continued to do so several times, until the ship made it past the meteor shower.

Candace struggled to get back up.

"Stay down!" Meap reminded her with a whisper. "We don't want Mitch to see us!"

"Oh!" Candace remembered, and stayed down. "Right!"

The teenage girl and the little alien remained hidden.

In no time at all, Mitch's ship had arrived at his home planet; It was a small round pink/magenta colored planet that had dark pink with purple clouds of mist surrounding it. In the middle of the planet was a huge rock formation that was oddly enough, shaped like the heads of Meap's species.

On the surface of the planet, the terrain was a bright colorful shade of pink with rainbows, hearts, flowers, and cute looking creatures. All of it was nice and adorable, except for one evil looking fortress sitting at the bottom of a crater under a big dark ominous cloud. This happened to be Mitch's fortress.

"So, uh Meap," Candace whispered, "do we have a plan or are we just gonna go all willy-nilly and barge into the bad, scary place? I mean, I hope you have a plan to save my little brother, and aren't just gonna wing it. What does Mitch even want with Phineas, anyway?"

"Okay, now listen very carefully," Meap explained the entire situation to Candace.


Mitch's ship came to land at the fortress. Mitch and his robot henchmen walked down the ramp of the ship towards the laboratory. Phineas followed them, with the singing siren's voice still loose.

(Siren's Voice)
"Ah ah, ah ah,
Ah ah, ah ah,
Ah ah, ah ah ah ah,"

Candace and Meap secretly followed them. They kept moving to whatever object they could hide themselves with to avoid being caught. As they approached another area, Candace managed to catch a glimpse of her brother slipping through a door at the end of a corridor, before it closed behind him.

"That room, over there," she whispered to Meap, pointing down the corridor.

The two crept into the corridor, up towards the door, and took a small peek inside the window. Inside was a laboratory; it was filled with scientific instruments and supplies. Chemicals were filled in many graduated cylinders, beakers, and erlenmeyer flasks. There was also a big machine, along with a small cauldron over a boiling pot.

Mitch and his robot henchmen were inside, surrounding Phineas.

He was sitting docility in a small chair, with his hands clasped on top of his lap. Candace knew Phineas normally wouldn't do that if he knew he were in danger. But she could tell by the look in her brother's eyes that he was in some kind of trance.

Candace stared at her brother in silent horror. "Phineas..."

Just then, Mitch and the androids hastily turned to the door.

Candace ducked out of sight to avoid being seen.

Mitch stared out the window, now suspicious. "Hmm..." He snapped his fingers, and motioned for his henchmen to check outside.

Thinking quickly, Candace and Meap hurried back down the corridor. They turned at the end of the hall, just as the robots opened the door to examine.

After a moment of looking, they turned to their master and shrugged, indicating nothing was out there.

But Mitch was not that gullible for an alien, and remained suspicious. "Stand guard!" He demanded. "Make sure no one gets past this corridor. Except for Meap's army!" He slammed the door shut, locking the robots out.

Mitch glanced around to make sure no one else, other than the transfixed Phineas, was watching. Then, he ducked his head in the top of his suit, vanishing inside. A few seconds later, he came out at the left foot of his suit, revealing himself to be smaller. The same size as Meap.

He went over to the big machine. "All right, troops!" He spoke into a nearby radio. "It is time!"

Elsewhere, more robots complied, and let a pneumatic tube suck up the cutonium from the gold cup.

Mitch watched as the cutonium traveled through the tube. The ancient pink chemical finally ended up inside the machine, activating it.

"Yes!" cried Mitch. "Yes! My machine is now fully charged with cutonium. Nothing can stop me, now!" He looked at Phineas. "Now, Earthling-boy, behold the creation of the most adorable creature in the universe... again," Mitch pulled the purple lever, charging the machine up. "Me!" He giggled sinisterly, as he let purple light envelope his body.

Phineas did nothing but watch as Mitch floated right towards him. All of the sudden, his pupils dilated, as the purple light began to fade away. In front of him, came Mitch, now a floating, caped, cute-being. Phineas stared at the evil alien, instantly hypnotized by his cuteness. He was now back in his cute trance.

"Awwwww..." crooned Phineas.


Candace and Meap carefully peeked back into the corridor.

The robots were now guarding the door to the laboratory.

"How do we get past these guys, Meap?" whispered Candace.

Meap tried to think. He looked around the hallway until he spotted a vent crate in the ceiling. "Point!" He pointed up.

Candace quietly loosened the bolts to the vent crate and gently leaned it against the wall. She reached up, and carefully pulled herself into the vent, with Meap following behind. He poked his head out, and quietly put the crate back into place, so they wouldn't be suspected.


While Mitch was away plotting his evil plan, more of his robot henchman had captured the entire Meap army.

Candace and Meap looked through another vent which led outdoors, and could see the Meap army being held captive just outside the fortress.

"Oh no! Your army has been captured, Meap!" whispered Candace.

"I don't know!" said Meap. "But it looks like it's going to be harder than it looks! It'll take a miracle to figure this out!"

The Meap army tried to defend themselves, and prepare for battle. But the androids forced them to face Mitch, as he approached outside.

Once the Meapians looked at the adorable cape-wearing creature, they immediately let their guard down.

Mitch glanced down at them with a sweet smile.

"Awwww," the army chanted, all smiling.

The robots released the army, once they were all under Mitch's control.

"Yes..." Mitch greeted the army, in a cute high-pitched voice. "Come to me..."

The Meapians obeyed, and approached the adorable-looking alien.

Mitch handed out a list with things written on it. "I need these ingredients," he told them. "They're for this special potion needed for our little guest of honor over here," he gestured at the bewitched Phineas. "I must continue on with a little plan, now that I'm the cutest creature in the universe. And, it involves me remaining cute with permanent immortality! What do you say to that?"

The adoring army gladly all cheered. They took the list and left to fulfill Mitch's evil plan.

(Siren's Voice)
"La-da-da, la-da-di,
La-da-da, la-da-da,"

The siren's voice continued to sing. But this time, in a more evil-like way.

(Siren's Voice)

"La-da-di, la-da-da,
La-da-da-da-da

La-da-di, la-da-da,
La-da-da-da-da!"

The yellow orb glowed in midair. Mitch held up the vial he used to keep the siren's voice in, until it floated back inside, and placed the cork back in.

Mitch grinned, revealing his sharp teeth. "So long, Meap!" He cackled. He looked at his own reflection in a nearby mirror, admiring himself. Everything is going according to plan... he thought to himself, gleefully.

(TO BE CONTINUED...)