The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 179
Somewhere down below a bunch of robots were searching around a junkpile looking for some stuff that they can use before they can go home
A bunch of robots were checking out the junkyard
What's the use? There's nothing left. the orange robot said
Hey, Diesel i found you a voice box. the green robot said
Diesel put the voice tape in his mouth and started speaking spanish until the green robot took the voice tape out of him
Here's another one. the green robot said
Diesel put another voice tape in his mouth and started acting like a dog
That's no good. Give me that. the orange robot said
The yellow robot tried to take the voice tape away from Diesel but Diesel growled at him
I can never find parts in my size. the green robot said
Suddenly a red robot head fell into the junkpile and Diesel started barking
What is it, boy? the green robot said
Diesel continued to bark as he had spotted something in the junkpile
What? What? the green robot said
Diesel barked at the green robot to look in the junkpile
Alright i'll check. the green robot said
The green robot looked in the junkpile and saw Fender's head
Hey, Fender, have you lost weight? the green robot said
Lost weight? Look at where you're looking. He's a head in a basket. the orange robot said
Head in a basket? the green robot said
We're doomed, i knew it. We're doomed. the orange robot said
Yeah, will you shut up, you neurotic nut? Fender said
Sorry. the yellow robot said
Why, i'd smack you if i had a hand. Fender said
Suddenly Fender's body came in falling down the pipes
Wow, speak of the devil, here i come. Fender said
After hitting some of the pipes Fender's body fell to the floor
Ow! Dang! Fender said
Suddenly another yellow came out of the garbage waste bin and was female
Whoa check this out. the female yellow robot said
What's that? the green robot said
I don't know some tiny robot. the female yellow robot said
Tiny? Fender said
Yeah. Tiny. the female yellow robot said
Figures. Fender said
Who would throw away such a cute little doodad? the female yellow robot said
The wonderbot opened it's eyes and saw the female yellow robot
Hello. the female yellow robot said
The wonderbot closed it's eyes and was scared by the female yellow robot
Don't be scared. the female yellow robot said
Hey, that's mine. a voice said
The robots turned and saw Rodney and the warriors approaching them
That's him. That's the guy. Fender said
Oh boy. Rodney said
You know that guy? Punk said
Unfortunately yes. Rodney said
Who is he? Sophitia said
He's the guy i was telling you about. Rodney said
Oh. Sophitia said
Fender you know that guy? the orange robot said
Of course i know him. I would know that face. Fender said
Okay that's gross. Punk said
I know that face and i know that foot. Fender said
That's also gross. Fender said
It's not gross. Fender said
It is. Punk said
Very gross. Sophitia said
Whatever. Fender said
Are you the one who tried to steal Rodney's foot? Sophitia said
You stole his foot Fender? the green robot said
It's a long story. Rodney said to the warriors
It's a long story. Fender said to his friends
What is going on? Rodney said
Psst. Fender said
Fender's body then responded to Fender's head
He's over there moron. Fender said
Fender's body then pointed at Rodney and the warriors
That's the perpetrator. He knocked my head off. Fender said
Him and his friends? the orange robot said
No. Just him. Fender said
Are you sure? Cause he has some friends. the orange robot said
No i'm positive it was just him. Fender said
Fender he has friends. the orange robot said
I know but...hey kid? Fender said
Yeah? Rodney said
You never told me you had friends. Fender said
Oh i just met them. Rodney said
You just met them? Fender said
Yes. Rodney said
Oh. Fender said
Okay this is awkward. Punk said
I know. Rodney said
You want another piece of me? Fender said
What? Punk said
The robots then started to surround the gang preparing to attack
All right, buster. the female yellow robot said
Excuse me? Rodney said
If you think you can mess with my big brother you're... the female yellow robot said
I'm what? Rodney said
You're kind of cute. the female yellow robot said
Who me? Rodney said
Yeah. You're really cute. the female yellow robot said
Really awkward. Punk said
Tell me about it. Rodney said
Piper, would you behave yourself? the orange robot said
But he's cute. Piper said
Who cares? the orange robot said
I do. Piper said
Whatever. Now, come on, let's get Fender fixed. Again. the orange robot said
Should i uh... Piper said
Give the doodad back? Yes. the orange robot said
Okay. Here's your thingamabob. Piper said
Thank you. Rodney said
By the way, the name's Piper. Piper said
Yeah we know. Punk said
Rhymes with "Viper." Piper said
That's a nice name. Sophitia said
It is. Well see you guys around. Piper said
Piper walked away but then slipped
Are you okay? Punk said
I'm fine. Piper said
Are you sure? Rodney said
Of course. Anyway see ya again. Piper said
Piper walked away for real this time
Okay i'm here. Piper said
Finally. the orange robot said
We've told you a hundred times. Fender said
What? Piper said
"Don't talk to strange men." Fender's hand said
Thank you, Manuel. Fender said
I talk to you. Who's stranger than that? Piper said
Fender and his friends then left leaving the gang alone for a while
That was weird. Punk said
Definitely weird. Rodney said
At least they didn't attack us. Sophitia said
Yeah thank god. Punk said
Where robots going? Hulk said
I don't know. Punk said
We should follow them. Batman said
Is that a good idea? Rodney said
Don't worry he does this all the time. Punk said
All the time? Rodney said
Yup. Punk said
Oh. Rodney said
Let's go. Batman said
Right. the others except Rodney said
Okay. Rodney said
A few minutes later
The gang followed Fender and his friends at the Jack Hammer's hardware store as they were spying on them
Is this really a good idea? Rodney said
Don't worry it'll be fine. Punk said
I hope so. Rodney said
Well Jackhammer? the green robot said
I got good news and bad news. Jackhammer said
What's the bad news? Fender said
I checked the stock book. Jackhammer said
And? Fender said
And as of today, they are no longer making parts for your model. Jackhammer said
What does that mean? Fender said
It means you are officially outmoded. Jackhammer said
Outmoded? Well, that's fine. What's the good news?! Fender said
Well, when we had your parts they were on sale. Ha ha ha. Jackhammer said
(Cries) How could this happen to me? I'm practically a kid. Fender said
Look, pull yourself together. All you need is an upgrade. Jackhammer said
An upgrade? Fender said
Yeah. An upgrade. Jackhammer said
An upgrade what does Jackhammer mean by an upgrade and will Fender be fixed stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
