Affiliate City, The Capital of the Affiliated Atheist Union, A harsh, and totalitarian city, Where the entire Empire of the AAU draws its power, It's might.

Dark Towers lined up the Sky, Bellows of smoke spewed out of Factories, The Citizenry stalked the streets, doing what their overlords say.

The Main Fortress of the city, was a Black beast of cold metal, barbs and spikes lined the walls, the front gate was adorned with the symbol of AAU, this was the sight that Jacob and Bridgette were introduced to, as they and friends were Marched through the gates, and towards the front door of the Palace, With Commander Dreggor strutting proudly in front.

"Jacob…" Whispered bridgette. "What do we do?"

Jacob said nothing, he just stared straight ahead to what was inside the Fortress, Who was inside that Fortress.

"Take heart, child." Said Lord Nelson. "We'll get out of this, We always do!"

"I still can't believe Manbear didn't show up." Said Athena. "What could have happened?"

They found out soon enough, When they saw him in chains, being escorted by the Traitorous, Sector 9.

"Hello Kiddies." Sneered Gunger. "Looking for your Mangy rug?"

"Manbear!" Cried Bridgette in distress, As she and Jacob pulled on their Restraints.

"LET HIM GO YOU GOD DAMN TRAITORS!" Jacob roared as the Guards prodded him back.

"Silence boy!" Dreggor commanded, As he stood in front of the gates, He turned back to them and voiced his request. "Inform Lord Dracksomore of our Arrival, I'm sure He'll be more interested in this."

The door processed for a Moment before responding.

"ENTRY ALLOWED."

And with that, The Doors opened, Allowing Dracksomre, Tucker and the rest of their onterouge to the inside of the Fortress, and into… the shadow of Lord Dracksomore.

Meanwhile,

Cartman sat in the small metal chair, once again, nervously looking from one side of the room to another as Dracksomore circled him slowly.

"What is your true name, Champion of the past?" He asked.

"Uh…Ahem, Eric Cartman." Said Cartman, working up some nerve.

"So… Eric Cartman." Dracksomore said. "I assume you know your Purpose…"

Cartman's face became bored at this. "Look, I've had a stressful week, So can you like… let me the fuck go?"

Dracksomore chuckled. "Now where's the sport in that?"

The binds on Cartman's chair were set loose and he found himself thrown from it onto the floor. Before he could say anything, Enrica grabbed him by Scruff of his neck and brought him upright.

"Not entirely sure you're aware of this." Dracksomore continued as he circled the boy. "But you… You hold the key to so many destanies boy, You who hail from the time of Religion so long ago, Only you can answer… the Great Question."

"And this will get me the Nintendo Wii?" Cartman asked.

Dracksomore was taken aback by this.

"I will get a Nintendo Wii for this right?" Cartman asked.

"...What?" Dracksomore asked.

"Look, I've been through enough bullshit for the past Month, So by now, I think I'm entitled to have a Nintendo Wii for my troubles." Cartman explained. "So do I get it now?"

Before Dracksomore could respond, the door to his Sanctum opened and Commander Dreggor and Thompson Tucker entered the room with their Prisoners.

"Well, Well, Well." Dracksomore said, momentarily forgetting about Cartman. "The Lord Nelson and his lovely daughter, we've been expecting you, my old friend."

"Oh, was I expected?" Lord Nelson asked. "I wouldn't have known that, being stuck in prison."

"We caught them trying to escape Master." Said Thompson.

"Ironic, isn't it My Lord." Boasted Dreggor. "How I was able to accomplish what you could not-"

"SILENCE!" Dracksomore fired his Canon at Dreggor, sending him flying across the room. "And the Marsh Twins too." He added, turning his attention to Jacob and Bridgette. "It's been a very long time."

"Not long enough Black." Jacob scowled.

"Oh come now, My boy." Dracksomore pouted mockingly. "You're not still holding a grudge for… You know?"

"You killed our Father." Bridgette said angrily. "Don't deny it!"

"Oh I don't." Dracksomre said. "But really it was his own fault you know, Should have given up on this whole… "Religion" nonsense, "As should the rest of you."

"Faith in a higher power is not to be sneered at!" Lord Nelson protested.

"Pah! You all say that, But the world has no place for such Antique Traditions." Dracksomre sneered. "Besides, The only higher power we need is Science, And this!" He finished, showing off Cartman to his latest captives.

"Nintendo Wii?"

"The Time Child is the ultimate prize." Dracksomore continued, his rant growing ever more crazed. "And with him, The Great Question will finally be answered and all will bow to my superior might!"

"The more you posture your power Dracksome." Athena said. "The fewer pockets of land will be yours."

"Not once we have the answer." Drackosmore countered. "And all time will belong to us."

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Cartman asked.

Dracksomore turned back to Cartman. "Now then, Time Child, what will it be, you give me what I want, or your friends die!"

Skyswitch, Skullbane, Gunger, Twist, Nano and Mugs and a few more guards trained their weapons on the Religion Fighters, poised to fire on Dreggors command.

"So what will it be?" Dracksomore asked, an evil grin spreading across his face.

Cartman, however, was unphased. "Pfft, shit I care about these Buttholes, just kill em off, I'm not gonna do what you say."

"Hmm, Yeah he wouldn't give a shit if we died." Jacob said.

Dracksomore and the rest of the AAU were surprised, as were Athena and Lord Nelson.

"Wow, and they say the Venkis are cold blooded." Skyswitch commented in his silly face, before switching over to his dumb one. "So uh… should we fire now?"

"Agh No!" Dracksomore smacked a hand against his forehead. "This isn't supposed to go this way! You're supposed to be begging me to spare them!"

"Bark, Bark! That would be the usual scenario." Commented K-10, who was chained to a wall nearby.

"Shut up K-10!" Cartman snapped. "Look, I don't wanna die, so can you point me in the Direction of New New Hampshire, or send me back to the UAA? That would be nice."

"Let you go?" Dracksomore asked. "Never!"

"Science Damn it!" Cartman screamed. "Why the Fuck! Can I not get a goddamn Nintendo Wii, IN THIS SCIENCE FORSAKEN FUTURE!"

"You will show respect to the Lord Dracksomore Black!" Skullbane roared.

"Blow it out your Butthole R-tard!" Cartman snapped, as he stood up and went over to a nearby control module. "If no one here, is willing to help get the Nintedo Wii, I'm just going to fucking kill everyone in this room!"

"And just how are you going to do that?" Enrica asked disbelievingly.

Cartman looked to the Panel and examined each of the Buttons. "Hmm, Hmm, Uh, which one is the uh…"

"W-What are you doing?" Dracksomre asked.

As the whole thing played out, no one noticed Lord Nelson and Athena sharing a look with each other, before Lord Nelson pulled out a Beacon and activated it.

"Someone tell me how this Control panel works damn it!" Cartman demanded.

"No!" Dracksomore exclaimed. "Do you even realize what you're doing?!"

"Well maybe if I just had the Science damn Nintendo Wii, we wouldn't be having this conversation and I wouldn't be stuck in this god damn future!" Cartman roared.

"He said the G word!" Said Thompson in shock.

Dracksomore fired his Canon at Cartman's feet, then as the fat kid jumped away in fright, Dracksomore stormed up, grabbed him by the throat and brought him to his level, While Eyewave came up and examined the controls to check for Damage.

"Listen to me you little fat waste of flesh!" He snarled, his teeth baring in Cartman's face. "You will do what I say! Or you can kiss your carcas goodbye! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"

Cartman looked meekly up at the Tyrant and shook his head "No."

"Good, then make your choice on these curs." Dracksomre turned his attention back to the Religion Fighters. "Do they live or do they die!?"

Lord Nelson spoke first. "There's… just one problem with that."

"Huh, What's that?" Dracksomore asked.

"You're currently under attack." Lord Nelson replied.

A large bang was heard from outside and quickly shook the room. "What the?!" Dracksomroe whirled around to the Monitor as it came online, A Sergeant was then seen, with the sounds of battle behind him.

"Sir! They came out of nowhere!" He cried. "Our defenses-"

The static cut him off at the last moment.

"Wait… what's going on?" Jacob asked.

Lord Nelson smirked as all eyes turned to him. "Just a little something I've been cooking up for a while."

Suddenly the Walls burst down and there stood Father Squirrel, with Jacks, Matilda, and the rest of Religion FIghters standing behind him, ready to fight.

"Lord Dracksomore!" Father Squirrel announced. "By the Lord's grace, Your time has come this day!"

"Now this is more like it." Manbear smiled as he broke free of his restraints and knocked Mugs and Snigger away from him! Ophelia, Isabela and Angie quickly hurried over to Bridgette, Athena, Emily, Megan, E-97:, Jacob and Lord Nelson and quickly undid their restraints as well.

"What the heck is going on?!" Asked Bridgette.

"The great reckoning is upon us, my dear Bridgette." Said Lord Cedric. "This is the moment of Religion takes its stand."

"Was… this your plan all along Father?" Emily asked.

"Yeap."

"And you're not going to explain how all this was made possible, are you?" Jacob asked.

"Nope."

"Well that's good enough for me!" Said Jacob as he twirled his staff and pointed it at the AAU. "Let's do this Dracksomore!"

Dracksomore growled before raising his Ion Cannon in the air. "AFFILIATED ATHEIST UNION! RALLY TO ME!"

As the AAU rallied to their leader, they stood facing off against their Religious adversaries, Both sides preparing to fight as Cartman and K-10 watched form the side, to spectate this great battle.

"Ah this is sweet dude." Cartman said.

At the sound of Dracksomore's roar the AAU charged forward, their Weapons brandished and aimed to fire, The Religion Fighters followed suit, their own Weapons bared, As the whole room was a battleground, With Soldiers clashing and shooting at each other, Manbear punched Skullbane across the face and kicked another Soldier away, Skyswtich took to the air and fired Ice and Fire at anyone with a Holy Cross, Isabella and Eleanor quickly avoided this, as Matilda Snibbs fired an electric tow cable at the flying Acolyte, it hit him square in the chest and sent Electrical currents rushing through him!

"NOOOO-WAY! DUHH…." As his faces kepting rotating in circles, he crashed back down.

Meanwhile, Dukes and Angie hurried towards a small terminal, Just as Eyewave came out and fired a blast at them, They quickly jumped out of the way, and Dukes ran up to the Cyborg Sea Otter, biting at the cable that was attached to his gun, causing the Shockwave wannabe to flail about trying get him off, until the dog completely chomped right through it!"

"No! No! NOOOOOO!" Evewave cried as the plasma fluid leaked out, Sharpshell quickly went to his side.

Emily and Megan were back to back as they punched and kicked any soldier that came up to them, While Jacks pulled out a Retractable sword to face Thompson Tucker, who has pulled out a Scythe, The two immediately clashed with Sword against Scythe, each trying to get a drop of Blood on the other, While Snigger went up against Zero Man.

"You feelin lucky Two Face?!" He sneered as he brandished his Sword to the Cyborg.

"Hardly worth your time." Zero man scoffed as he fired a Blast from his Canon at Snigger, Who took it point blank and was knocked to the ground. "But good job for effort!"

Bridgette, Athena and E-97: hurried over to Cartman as he stood by and watched. "Time Child come! We must get you out of here!" Athena said.

"Why the hell would I want that?" Asked Cartman. "This is awesome!"

"Because if we don't, Lord Dracksomore is going to use you to take over the land and you'll be his slave forever. Bridgette explained.

Cartman considered this. "Well… I am stuck in the future anyway so…"

"This is no joke!" Athena exclaimed. "The fate of Religion and Atheism lies with you Time Child! Don't you appreciate that?!"

"He doesn't appreciate anything!" Jacob called as he vaulted over a soldier and whacked him in the Back, As he turned, he suddenly held his staff up to prevent a downward slice from Enrica's blade.

"NOW YOUR DEATH IS MINE MARSH!" She roared as she kicked him in the chest, The two rivals locked in Combat as they once again continued their cycle of Slashes and Jabs, They didn't notice Lord Dracksomore aim his Canon at Jacob, Only for Lord Cedric to come up and whack him with a Shield, Sending him swaying sideways and firing his Canon at the Wall, leaving a hole in it.

"You're not taking any more Marshes, Black!" Cedric declared.

"Then how about a Nelson instead." Dracksomore than pulled out a spiked Mace, And swung at Lord Nelson, Who brought up his Shield and deflected it, Than picked up a sword and clashed with Dracksomore.

Seeing the Battle draw out, Cartman looked about him and reluctantly made a decision.

"Alright." He sighed. "If you want my help you got it."

He then picked up a small piece of debris from the Battle, made his way over to Dracksomore.

"Hey, Asshole." Cartman called out.

As Dracksomre turned to face Cartman, The fat kid chucked it at him, hitting him square in the chest.

The Battle stopped, and an awkward alliance filled the room, followed by Dracksomore's shocked face.

"D…Did you just… Hate Crime me?!" He exclaimed.

Cartman looked as innocent as possible.

"I… I can't… Why the hell would you…?" Dracksomore was starting to hyperventilate now, his mouth agape with every breath, Enrica looked at Jacob with a shocked glare. "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

"Huh?" Jacob was surprised.

"You really allow this… bigotry to be tolerated?!" Enrica went on.

"What?! No!" Bridgette cut in. "T-That's not what…"

But the other AAU members were all glaring at them now, any further excuse would be cut off.

"GET OUT!" Dracksomre screamed, as he regained his composure. "Get out all of you! I-I cannot tolerate you right now! And take this Science damned-!"

Dracksomre pointed to Cartman, Only to realize he was gone. "Wait… Where'd the time child-?"

The sound of Engines being primed caught everyone's attention, they all turned around and saw the captured UAA ship lifting into the Air, with Cartman at one of the Windows.

"So long you fuckin douchebags!" He called as the ship then took off, leaving both the AAU and the Relgion Fighters behind, completely dumbfounded.

"Wow… What an Asshole." Dreggor commented.

Meanwhile,

Cartman and K-10 made their way to the Bridge, where the rescue party were now at.

"Sending transmission to the Capital." Said one of the Crew mates. "Patching through to Capital Now."

The Monitor before them turned on, And Nutao appeared on-screen.

"Time Child!" Nutao declared. "It is good to see you safe."

"Mission accomplished My Leader! Bark! Bark!" Declared K-10.

"Excellent work." Nutao said. "Now come on back home, There is much we must do now T.C."

"Yes, there certainly is." Cartman Smiled.

To Be Continued.

And that. (For now.) Is where this story ends.

Yeah, I'm taking a break from this story, So I can go back to working on the others. You'll see which one's in the Future.

In the Meantime, If anyone's enjoyed this story, Please take the time to look at my other stories, Such as South Park the Dark Time Comes and Mabel's Adventure, Complete works include, Tales from Animal Farm, Crossover Legends Season 1, The South Park Exiles Collection, And then there's the Crossover Legends Collection, Which goes as follows.

Tales from Animal Farm.

Mabels Adventure.

Crossover Legends Season 1.

Conquest of Egypt.

Viva la New Queen.

Crossover Legends Season 2.

Quest for the Black Cauldron.

Also there's History of Crossover Legends if anyone wants a Lore Dump.

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