Hentai Island
by
C V Ford
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"Hleeeegh!"
The thing sighed on spotting the little girl. Just what it was always on the lookout for.
But then, it was just about ANYTHING (!) it was on the lookout for and for now the present prey was its present preference.
It waited in the lush undergrowth. Ready to pounce as its new desire came in wander closer.
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So far the day uneventful. Not even an hour in and no sign of a possible rumored ultra rare pokemon.
Her mind wandering, Misty wondered as to why she came along on this little expedition with Ash and Brock.
On Brocks' invitation, Ash more than eager at a chance at a rare catch with Misty a bit reluctant but still keen on the idea. Her reluctance coming from the seemingly not so deliberately vague story of how Brock came across the information in relation to their present trip. The tall one only saying that someone who didn't give his full name, gave him info about a secluded island where this unspecified ultra-rare pokemon might exist.
Following the navigation chart and the written directions the trio set ashore of the aforementioned land mass.
With or without the sought after creature, the island was certainly interesting. Several sets of abandoned buildings, some of wood others of stone with connecting paths and a couple paved roads showed itself as a once popular resort.
It was about the buildings that Brock and Ash set out their search. Misty decided on a large wooded area.
And so ...
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Closer ... closer ... CLOSER ...
"Hnnnnnnnnnghhh!"
The thing shambled out in the open, ultra intent upon the side-ponytailed one.
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"HOLYSUNUVVA'WHATtheHECK!" She in scream then in thought.
Just WHAT is that nasty thing!? A pokemon maybe but what kind is it, wha-
In lascivious leer it crept forward, bloodshot eyes fixated on prurient prey.
"Ep-Steen! ... Ep-Steen! Ep-Steeeeeeeeeeen!"
Can't be sure. Might not be one ... might be-
Much closer in slither and slobber.
"Ep-Steen! ... Ep-Steen! ... Eh-heh-heh-H-EP-STEEEEEEEN!"
Try this first! Grabbing something other than a pokeball in her belt pouch. Just in case!
Whipping the device out, Misty took aim.
"Eh-Hepstee- ...! ... E-"
The repulsive one in bug eyed blink noted the cylindrical object its target now held.
"Huh?" It huhed.
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!
"HULP!
"A-HACK!AAARGH!GASP!GULP!GUAAAGH!
"KAFF! ... KOF!KOF!KOF!KOF!KOF!KOF!KOF!KOF! ... BLUUAAAGH! ... ULP-"
Misty use Military Industrial Complex grade pepper spray. Is super effective.
Hitting the woods' floor the beyond wretched wretch retched its last retch of-
"PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!"
In heave of last heave the thing lay face down seemingly mortally a'gasp in its spreading Disney techni-colorated efluvial pool of gastric yuck.
Ewwwwwww! ... Foul in more ways than ten!
New reach into belt pouch, Misty withdrew an empty pokeball.
Hope this works.
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"I say a few more minutes an' we go look for her."
The two young men just arrived at rendezvous point on the beach sat opposite each other across the campfire.
"I say you're right Ash, we-
Brocks' face brightened on a glance past Ash.
"Oh hey! There she is now." The young man in relief.
"Great!" Ash in turn as he turned.
There was no mistaking the sidetail carrot topped, yellow shirt, red suspender, cut offs, clunky sneakered clad vision on approach.
One hand in heft of a pokeball of more than usual weight.
"So ... ," a smiling Brock in speculation as he eyed the hefted object and not noticing the girl in reach in of her carry pouch, "... you catch it? You-
"AAGH!"
The heavy "plastic" sound of an empty pokeball hitting a forehead accompanied by the sound of a Brock body thudding spread eagled face up into the sand.
"Misty!" Ash shouting and rushing to a stunned Brocks' aid.
"Why'd ya' do that for!?"
"Yeah!" Brock in stagger up in headpalm. "What's the big idea?"
"Brock!" Misty in hostile grimace and pointing at the tall, dark and now not so handsome.
"You useless SLEAZE bucket!"
"Uh ... Wait ... What?
"You knew! ... KNEW!"
"Knew what?"
"That this island was THAT island, didn't you?"
"Mmnnn ... Uh yeah. About that, I-"
"About nothing you sick creep! So you actually-"
She pulling out the pepper spray cylinder and waving it menacingly toward Brock.
"If this wasn't empty I'd use the rest on YOU!"
"No wait. Misty!" Ash leaping to Brocks' defense. "He didn't know ... at least ... Not til after we got here."
"This better be good."
"We get to this island," Ash in begin, "we split up. Brock and I checked out a couple buildings separately and ... Weeelll!"
"Well what?"
"There was all this junk in the rooms and among it was all this stuff scattered all over and ..." Ashs' face reddening.
"I saw some of the same kind of ... uh ...'toys' ... in my building." Brock in accompaniment. "I decided to get out quick and found Ash had the same idea. We get back to the beach here hoping you'd be back."
"We were about to go look for you and you showed up." Ash concluded. "We really didn't know that-"
"THIS WAS THAT ISLAND!" The two guys in chorus.
In frustrative downcast frown the young lady heaved a sigh.
"Sorry ... I-I guess I owe you an apology Brock." She in contrition. "I put two and two together and came up five."
In look up Misty back and forth gaze of the two.
"Hmmm ... So ... What was the name of the guy who left you with the information about this pokemon?"
"Uh ... ," Brock in pause. "Older guy ... a ... Harry something or other I think. Only mentioned his first name."
Holding the pokeball, Misty took on a speculative frown.
"No way I'm gonna' have THIS in competition. No telling what it's capable of ... "
"More of a danger to the spectators." Ash also in surmise.
"Or a danger to you." Brock in warning.
"How about we give it to Professor Oak?"
Looking between Ash and Brock the girl then suddenly tossed the laden pokeball into the fire. She then yelled out-
"EPSTEEN! I CHOOSE YOU!"
Before the two guys could make a move-
"HLUAAAAHH! EPSTEEN! EPSTEEN!"
The malignant creature made its louder than loud appearance over the campfire, eyes very much affixed on Misty.
"Uueeeh! ... uh-" In leering toothy grin and reach toward the girl.
Feeling the heat then looking down in dumbfounded confusion.
"Nnnn ... HUH?"
POMF!
"YYAAAAAAHHHH!"
Critter and campfire exploded into a large noxious mushroom cloud of rainbow hued toxic leaving only a small black on blackened crater in the sand. Pokeball halves fishing bobber colors in stark contrast.
"MISTY!" The young men gaped in horrored disbelief.
"Y-You ... killed ... it!" Brock in continued amaze.
Ash in frozen dumfound and both in shocked grimace at the redhead.
More like exorcised it ... Risk I had to take ... Should've had Ash have Pikachu on standby but they mighta' wanted to stop me.
"Look ... guys ... ," she standing firm. "Until now you haven't seen what that THING looked like ... AND THE WAY IT LOOKED AT ME! ... and ... and ...
"I wouldn't wish it on anybody ... Not even Jessie and James ... and ... and if the professor kept it for research there'd always be a danger an-"
Hands in clasp behind, the girl did an absent kick of soil at the glassed stygian depression in the sand.
"Anyhow ... It's not like this thing would've killed itself y'know ..."
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