It was an ordinary day at Hanzo Academy. Asuka and the rest of the Elite Squad sat on the rooftop having lunch together and enjoying the sunshine.

"So, do you know where the boys live?" Katsuragi asked. "I wanna give them a more proper greeting to Japan~."

Ikaruga sighed. "Katsuragi, have some decency. They've only just arrived here."

"Besides, they probably haven't picked our school yet. Maybe they'll join Gessen or Hebijo instead." Asuka suggested.

"Well whichever they choose, Yumi or Miyabi can take care of them since they know they're our friends," Yagyuu noted.

Hibari was about to say something when she perked up and saw a space-time distortion right before her. Out of it stepped a man in a white cloak and bamboo hat that shrouded his face save for his eyes, one being red and one being purple.

Seeing the arrival of the stranger, the girls all got into fighting stances only for him to hold up his hand, signifying he meant no harm.

"Don't worry, I am a friend. I merely come to give you something."

The man waved his hand and a smaller spatial distortion appeared in front of him, which he then reached into so he could pull out a letter, which he handed to the girls. Asuka took it and read what the contents to see it was an address.

"This will bring you to the home currently occupied by your new friends. A gathering is taking place that you all must be there for."

With that, the man disappeared into the same vortex he appeared from. The girls all looked over the letter before nodding to each other, it seemed they now had a plan of what to do after school today.


"And he saved me!" Mirai smiled as she told the rest of the Crimson Squad about how Ed rescued her from the pedophile.

"That's such a relief, Mirai," Yomi said, hugging the shorter girl. "It's such a good thing that there are good people in this world still."

"But next time, try not to wander too far off from us, kay?" Homura said as she ruffled Mirai's head.

"O-Okay, Homura-Neechan..."

Suddenly, a caw alerted the five girls as they turned to see an eagle flying through the secret entrance of their cave hideout, a letter in its beak. The bird then dropped the letter into Homura's hands as the rest of the Crimson Squad read it with her.

"If you want to meet the ones who helped you...come to this address." Homura read.

"Think it's a trap?" Hikage asked.

"Only one way to find out," Haruka said before grinning. "Either way, I can't help but feel excited of what's to come."


Shiki went to answer the door after hearing a knock and opened it up to find nobody there. Looking around, she then noticed a letter on the floor and picked it up, reading the contents before quickly running to where the rest of the Gessen Girls were.

"Yu-And-Mi! You gotta read this!"

Yumi took the letter from Shiki after being handed it and read through it quickly before sharing it with Yozakura, Murakumo, and Minori. The most childish of the five gave a bright toothy grin as she bounced in place.

"New friends! New friends!"

"It's the home address of those boys..." Yozakura noted. "But who delivered this?"

"Will...Rolf be there?" Murakumo asked shyly, despite currently wearing her mask.

"Only one way to find out," Yumi said. "We must make haste and be prepared, in case this is a trap."


Miyabi was practicing her sword technique as the rest of the Hebijo Squad watched. Imu stared at her best friend with admiration while Murasaki looked tired, wishing she could go back to her room and nap.

Suddenly, a spear landed in front of Miyabi, making her quickly cut it in half before it could hit the ground, only to see a letter fluttering in the air, which she quickly caught between her fingers before opening up.

"Miyabi, what happened?!" Imu asked as the rest of the girls ran over.

Miyabi read the letter before handing it to Imu, who looked it over along with Murasaki, Ryobi, and Ryona. After a brief bit of contemplation, the five girls nodded at each other.

"It seems we've been invited to a gathering. Prepare yourselves, this could be a trap."

"Kinda like that pool party a few months ago?" Ryona guessed. "The one where Ryona-Chan got all big~?"

"Don't remind me..." Ryobi grumbled.


"You mean to tell me Lumpy MURDERED a guy?!" Eddy asked in disbelief as the Cul-De-Sac Boys were talking about their experience at the shopping district.

"He was going to hurt that girl and Lothar's rage knew no bounds!" Ed said. The full repercussions of his actions had hit him lately and the poor boy was scared out of his wits.

"The Ed-Boy did no wrong!" Rolf defended. "In the Old Country, we punished those who preyed on the young and innocent with ropes tied to their nether regions covered in rusty nails!"

"Jeez! That's some old-fashioned barbarian punishment, Rolf!" Johnny winced.

"Well, the police haven't made any issues for Ed's arrest, so we should be in the clear." Double-D sighed. "Not even a full week in Japan and already we've got an incident on our hands."

"But we got these weapons for a reason, right?" Jimmy asked as he held his ninja scroll. "Maybe we're meant to defend the innocent with them, like Batman!"

"Fluffy's got a good idea," Kevin said in agreement as he summoned his Chainsword. "But man, I can't imagine the mess I'd make with this baby."

Double-D patted Ed on the back, a kind smile on his face.

"Ed, while I don't condone murder, you only acted in defense of that girl. I know it's scary, but you still saved a life in the end."

"Yeah, Monobrow. No matter what, the three of us stick together!" Eddy said, sliding over to his pal.

Before more could be said between the boys, a knock on the door was heard as Jimmy went to go answer it, only to get a pleasant surprise when he opened the door.

"Hey, Jimmy-Kun! I had a hunch we'd find you here!"

The Hanzo Girls were there. Hibari had even gone out of her way to bring sweets over. Jimmy blushed and hastily allowed the girls to come inside, the rest of the boys noticing them come in.

"Oh my, Asuka! And everyone else!" Double-D exclaimed.

"We received a note with an address to this place," Katsuragi said. "Who knew you had such a nice place."

"I'm surprised you boys could afford something like this," Ikaruga noted as she looked around.

"Well, to be honest, someone else is paying for us." Eddy shrugged. "Whoever they are, they gotta have deep pockets."

A ring on the doorbell was heard and this time, Johnny went to answer it. He was shocked to recognize Yomi, accompanied by the rest of the Crimson Squad. Haruka grinned when her eyes locked on Eddy's.

"Not exactly how I pictured our date going, but I can work with this~."

"Yo, Asuka!" Homura greeted her rival with a grin. "So you got invited too, huh?"

"Homura-Chan!"

"Hey! You!" Mirai said as she ran over to Ed before bowing her head. "T-Thanks for saving me the other day!"

Despite still feeling guilty for killing a man, Ed smiled as he gave Mirai a pat on the head, making her blush shyly in embarrassment.

"It seems we aren't the only ones to come here," Yumi noted as she and the rest of the Gessen Girls walked through the still-open door.

"Yumi-Chan?" Asuka asked in surprise.

"BANZAI!" Ryona cried as she ran into the house and pounced on Kevin. "I found you, Kevin-Kun~!"

"Oh great, you again..." The Jock grumbled in annoyance.

"How did you discover our abode?" Rolf asked. "Rolf would have prepared Nana's famous Fish Sticks if we knew you were coming!"

"We got a mysterious letter from some stranger telling us to come here." Ikaruga said. "We don't know his goals, but he seemed to know you."

"We got a letter from some eagle that just randomly flew into our base." Homura went next. "Whoever the messenger is, he knew where to find us."

"A letter was left at our front doorstep," Yozakura added. "Could it have been the same person?"

"The messenger had an...eccentric way of delivering his letter to us," Miyabi said, remembering how the spear was thrown at her.

"But why would this messenger want you all to come to our house?" Double-D asked. "Is it so we can discuss our potential schooling?"

"No...it's about something more."

Hearing the familiar voice, the Hanzo Girls all got prepared as a spatial distortion appeared in the living room, the mysterious man stepping out of it.

"Wha?! Where the heck did you come from?!" Kevin asked as he took out his Chainsword.

"Fear not, I am an ally. You may call me 'B'." The man introduced. "And to the boys of Peach Creek, there is a reason you have this house, why you were invited to Japan, why you were given your own ninja scrolls and weapons...you are to become Shinobi."

"Rolf knew it!" Rolf exclaimed. "There was a higher purpose for our arrival to the land of the rising sun!"

"And you helped Plank break free from his prison!" Johnny added as Plank glowed and turned into his true spirit form.

"Indeed, I recognized his aura. He is a Great Sage." Plank acknowledged.

"WAH!? HE'S ALIVE?!" Eddy cried in terror as he hugged Ed.

"Ed always knew!" Ed said with a smile as he stared at Plank in awe.

"Rolf had a feeling the wood was more than meets the eye!" Rolf noted.

B chuckled and shook his head. "I apologize for roping you all into this, but a terrible force is coming to this world. Something dark, something...EVIL."

"Like the Yoma?" Homura asked, recalling the Shinobi Bon Festival that Asuka's grandmother hosted months ago.

"Yes, and much more," B said. "Girls, you're experiences as Shinobi will help these seven boys learn your ways as well as prepare yourselves for the upcoming darkness. I will aid you as well, but by law, I cannot fight alongside you."

"So wait...you mean this isn't some fancy scholarship deal but you literally tricked us into coming to fight some kind of...Ninja War?" Kevin asked incredulously.

"I don't think I'm mentally prepared for this..." Double-D said, looking ready to have a panic attack before Yozakura gently steadied him.

"I apologize for the burden I've placed on you, but you seven were brought here for a reason," B explained. "You are The Seven... the ones who shall seal away the darkness."

"What darkness are we supposed to be even sealing?" Kevin asked. "Is this like in that one video game series with the keys and Disney Worlds?"

B chuckled at Kevin's deduction. "Sort of like that, my friend. All will be revealed in time but for right now...all of you enjoy yourselves. This is a time of peace before the storm comes. I will return with more news in the future."

With that, B vanished back into the spatial vortex he arrived from. This left the 27 teens confused, worried, and more than a little skeptical. But despite this, Double-D figured he'd be a good host and cleared his throat.

"So...Anyone up for a nice dinner tonight?"


The Cul-De-Sac Boys have discovered their true purpose in Japan and must now prepare with the sexy shinobi girls of Senran Kagura! What challenges will they face, what erotic shenanigans will they endure? Find out next time!