Foreword: Sub to MasakoX
Krillin, Bansuri and Goku stand on a deserted tropical island.
Krillin: "Why are we here?"
Goku: "It's one of life's great mysteries"
Bansuri: "Guys, skill share. Not sponsored"
[Bansuri learned Kaioken and Destructo Disc]
[Krillin learned Kaioken and Light Dagger]
[Goku learned space is a vacuum and will kill him]
Bansuri: "I have a couple ideas"
[Bansuri created Light Saw and Mastered Kaioken]
Goku/Krillin: "Wow!"
[Goku and Krillin learned Light Saw and Mastered Kaioken]
Bansuri: "Wonder if your kid is ready"
Cut to Kame House with Roshi, Gohan and Chi-chi.
Roshi: "He's ready"
Chi-chi: "But he's baby"
Bansuri: "So was my father and so am I. He's fine"
Chi-chi: "Okay, Gohan start packing"
Gohan: "Yay!"
Cut to launch day with Gohan sporting a bowl cut.
Gohan: "Aww..."
Cut to on the ship.
Bulma: "This is how stuff works so you don't crap out your spines, have fun."
Bansuri/Krillin/Goku/Gohan: "Thank you Bulma"
Cut to training montage of Fighters in higher and higher gravity set to "Eye of the Tiger".
Cut to Vegeta landing on planet to heal.
Vegeta: "My mind is fine, just get me a pod to heal my body"
Cut to Vegeta in a healing tank with a ghostly image of a red eyed Namekian staring him down.
Ghostly Namek: "...You're totally traumatized"
Vegeta: "Nah-uh"
Cut to Vegeta and Cui in a hallway.
Cui: "blahblahblah Frieza blahblahblah strongest in the universe blahblahblah on Namek"
Vegeta: "WHAT!?"
Vegeta highspeed dashes to the travel pods and launches to Namek.
Vegeta: "F*ck you Frieza"
Cut back to Bulma's ship.
Goku: "Good training guys!"
King Kai: "Heads up, bad guys on Namek. They make Vegeta look like a b*tch"
Bansuri: "He already looked like one but go off"
Goku: "Time for more training"
Cut to another training montage that has scenes playing quicker than before with "Eye of the Tiger" sped up too.
Cut to Namek, first Bulma's ship appears.
Goku: "Yay! We're here!"
Vegeta's pod lands in the distance.
Goku: "Yay! Vegeta's here!"
Bansuri: "Goku no"
Goku: "Awwww"
Bansuri: "Here's the plan: I babysit Goku, you 2 (points at Gohan and Krillin) make sure our pilot doesn't die"
Bulma: "...I'm totally dying aren't I?"
Gohan/Krillin: "No!"
Bansuri: "...I hope not"
Cut to Frieza, Dodoria and Zarbon in a Namek village.
Frieza: "Good day to you good sir, I'll be the main villain for this saga but I'll only act at the end of it"
Namekian: "Will I die?"
Disguised Bansuri Clone: "I hope not"
Frieza/Dodoria/Zarbon: "Huh?"
Disguised Bansuri Clone does a Jojo pose before blinding the villain, throwing the balls to the locals and throwing a bottle of Captain Morgan at the ground hard enough to make the bottle shatter.
Disguised Bansuri Clone: "Scatter!"
Every Namekian present jumps into the water and swims away like catfish.
Frieza: "I just got robbed! Zarbon! Dodoria! Get my stuff back!"
Dodoria/Zarbon: "Yes sir!"
Frieza: "I'm going back to the ship"
Cut to Frieza on the ship crying and eating ice cream out of the tub.
Frieza: "Why is everyone so mean to me? (ugly crying noises)"
Cut to Vegeta in a Namekian village"
Vegeta: "Hello locals, I'm here to make sure the b stard killing your people doesn't get what he wants...because f*ck you Frieza"
Namekian: "Fair"
Vegeta get's handed the Dragon Ball and every Namekian present jumps into the water and swims away like catfish.
Vegeta: "...nnnnneat"
Vegeta throws the ball into the water then fly away showing a quick montage of Vegeta killing Frieza's men to the Party song by Andrew W.K.
Cut to Bansuri and Goku in front of Namekian elder the former just saved from Frieza.
Elder: "Friend?"
Bansuri: "Friend. Need help reviving our Elder on Earth, Dragon Balls?"
Elder: "Okay"
[Bansuri received Dragon Ball x4. Item has been put in inventory].
Elder: "Grand Elder can help you. Dende, lead the way"
Dende: "Ok"
Goku and Bansuri follow Dende into a screen transition to Guru's house.
Nail: "Friend?"
Bansuri: "Friend (holding back tears)"
Nail: "You Okay?"
Bansuri: "Yeah..."
Cut to inside the house
Guru: "...You're not one of mine but you're a friend. Dragon Ball?"
Bansuri: "Yes please"
Guru: "Power up?"
Bansuri: "...Okay?"
Cut to scene showing Goku and Bansuri being powered up.
Cut to Vegeta about to punch Zarbon in the back of the head when Vegeta senses Goku and Bansuri's power boost.
Vegeta: "...F*ck"
Zarbon whips around and punches Vegeta in the face, sending him speeding to the ground.
Vegeta: "F*ck!"
Zarbon transforms and launches at Vegeta.
Vegeta: "F*CK!"
Cut from the first punch to Vegeta in the healing pod on Frieza's ship.
Zarbon: "Ah~ nothing like an excellent ship to travel in luxury"
Vegeta: (Pretending to be unconcious) 'Totally gonna steal this ship'
Cut to Zarbon in front of Frieza.
Zarbon: "Got him"
Frieza: "Show me"
Cut to Frieza and Zarbon in front of an empty healing tank.
Frieza: "Either Vegeta is invisible or you need to get out and find him"
Zarbon: "...I need to find him"
Cut to Zarbon outside the ship frantically pressing his scouter then zooming off after Vegeta.
Cut to in the Earthling Cave.
Bulma: "Hope Gohan is okay looking for the Dragon Balls"
Krillin: "He'll probably be fine"
Gohan: "Got the thing!"
Goku/Bansuri: "Got the rest"
Bulma/Krillin: "Guys!"
Bansuri: "Trouble [Translation: Vegeta]"
Cut to outside the cave with Vegeta touching down first.
Vegeta: "Help please?"
Bansuri: "Why?"
Zarbon: "Because he needs it"
Bansuri: "Didn't ask you"
Bansuri blasts Zarbon's head off.
Vegeta: "...There's gonna be more trouble"
Bansuri: "Blaming you"
Cut to Ginyu Force Tokusentai intro on top of Frieza's ship.
Frieza: "That way, capture or kill Vegeta"
Ginyu Force: "Yes sir!"
Cut to island further away from base with Goku, Bansuri, Gohan and Vegeta waiting for the Ginyu force. The elites arrive and do their usual introduction.
Bansuri: "Stomp the green one Gohan"
Gohan: "Okay, Kaioken!"
Guldo: "Kaio-what?!"
Guldo is punched out immediately, Ginyu Force looks shocked at the sudden loss.
Jeice: "That does it! Burter! Back me up!"
Burter: "Got it!"
The two pose together before Bansuri zips forward and clotheslines the both of them then blasts them to death.
Halo announcer: "Double Kill!"
Vegeta: "Tch! I can do that too!"
Vegeta rushes at Recoome only to immediately get backhanded into the ground leaving him covered in injuries.
Vegeta: "Ow..."
Recoome: "Ha! You got served!"
Bansuri: "Ha!...All good things end too soon..."
Recoome: "Wha-?"
Bansuri blasts Recoome's head off then walks over to a downed Vegeta and gets the Left for Dead 2 revive option which is pressed and Vegeta finds himself on his feet and good as new with a *Ding!*
Vegeta: "Thanks for the rez'"
Bansuri: "Don't get downed and you won't need another"
Vegeta pouts then both Bansuri and Vegeta watch Goku beat Ginyu with the Killer Instinct song Back to Rise.
Ginyu: "Your build is too powerful, I'm stealing it"
Goku: "Wait wha-?"
Ginyu: "Change Now!"
Goku and Ginyu swap bodies.
Vegeta: "Dibs!"
Vegeta proceeds to beat the stuffing out of Ginyu-in-Goku to the song Invaders Must Die by Prodigy.
Ginyu: "Why isn't this build working?"
Vegeta: "'Cause it's being played by a scrub"
Ginyu: "Screw you stealing your character"
Ginyu tries to Body Change Vegeta but a Portal appears in front of him and a battered Ginyu body pops out putting Ginyu and Goku back into their own bodies.
Bansuri: "Fixed the problem. FINISH HIM!"
Vegeta rips off Ginyu's head taking the spine with it.
Vegeta: "FATALITY!"
Bansuri: "Post battle healing time"
Goku gets healed with a green 9999 appearing over his head and suddenly an announcement of Level Up appears over both Goku and Vegeta.
Goku: "Wish time?"
Bansuri: "Sure why not"
Cut to group from Earth standing over Dragon Balls.
Bansuri: "Calling the Dragon!"
Dragon Balls: "Sorry, but the number you have called is incorrect. Please try a connected number"
Bansuri: "...Gonna get the number from Guru. Bye!"
Bansuri zooms off.
Cut to Frieza among the bodies of the Ginyu Force.
Frieza: "Sh*t, gotta find who did this so Father won't be upset at me for getting his men killed."
Frieza presses his scouter.
Scouter: "Your destination is ten thousand feet to your right"
Frieza zips off in that direction.
Cut to Bansuri at Guru's house.
Bansuri: "How to use Namekian Dragon Balls?"
Nail: "Answer is in the House"
Cut to inside the house with Bansuri in front of Guru.
Bansuri: "New Dragon Balls, how do I use?"
Guru: "The number is 66263355"
Bansuri: "...is that just the word Namek on an old cell phone format?"
Guru: "Yes"
Bansuri: "Fair enough-Oh sh*t Frieza is coming!"
Guru: "Hide"
Cut to outside with Frieza and Nail.
Frieza: "Did you see a b*tch come through here?"
Nail: "Yeah, I'm looking at them right now"
Frieza: "I will end you"
Nail: "Probably, come this way to do it"
Nail flies away with Frieza following after. Bansuri steps out of the house and gives a nod in the direction Nail flew.
Bansuri: "Respect"
Cut back to Earth group in the cave.
Goku: "So how do magnets work?"
Vegeta: (Noises of annoyance)
Bansuri: "I'm back"
Bulma/Krillin/Gohan/Goku: "You're back!"
Vegeta: 'Thank god he's back'
Cut to outside with the Dragon Balls.
Bansuri: "Namek in numbers because this is doing numbers on Namek"
Dragon appears from the Dragon Balls.
Dragon: [What do you want?]
Bansuri: "I want my father to be alive"
Dragon: [Done]
Bansuri: "I want Frieza and his lackies off Namek"
Dragon: [Kinda done]
Bansuri: "I want my father on Namek"
Cut to Piccolo on King Kai's planet with him being warped to Namek.
Piccolo: "I'm here now"
Nail: (Bleeding out) "A little help?"
Piccolo: "Do you need it or are you offering it?"
Nail: "Yes"
Cut to Nail fusing into Piccolo then cut to the Dragon dispersing and Frieza arriving to see Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, Krillin and Bansuri after seeing the Dragon disappear.
Frieza: "Did you just steal my immortality?"
Vegeta: "Yup!"
Vegeta rushes into Frieza's face and sucker punches him.
Frieza: "Argh! Prick!"
Frieza transforms to his second form to the fear of Gohan and Krillin.
Frieza: "Are you ready to die?"
Bansuri: "Nope"
Bansuri powers up with Kaioken and proceeds to do a Killer Instinct Ultra Combo on Frieza.
Frieza: "Look! A distraction!"
Bansuri: "Not falling for it!"
Frieza throws and energy ball at the Capsule Corp space ship.
Frieza: "How about now?"
Bansuri: "Damn it!"
Bansuri gets rid of the energy ball that threatened the ship with Bulma on it and turns around to see a final form Frieza looking down on him.
Bansuri: "Damn it!"
Frieza: "Now I will-"
Bansuri: "JUMP HIM!"
Cut to Goku, Bansuri and Piccolo punching Frieza in the face, the last of the group catching the attention of the other 2.
Goku: "Piccolo!"
Bansuri: "Father!"
Frieza: "F*ck you!"
Frieza does an energy blast that sends Bansuri to the ground and destroys the ship in one go.
Gohan: "Bulma! No!"
Krillin: "Oh sh*t!"
Bansuri: "We were not prepared for this"
Frieza: "Why are you so worked up about a ship? You weren't going to live through this?"
Goku: "...no...NO! NOOOOO!"
Goku transforms into a Super Saiyan much to everyone's awe. Goku then kicks Frieza in the groin sending the tyrant upward before firing a Kamehameha to send Frieza into the sun. Goku floats down to the ground in tears and returns to base form.
Bansuri: "...We can fix this. King Kai, could you make the wish to undo the death and destruction caused by the Frieza Force?"
King Kai: "Yeah"
Bansuri: "See? Fixed"
Goku: "Oh! ... Yay!"
Montage of destroyed places being fixed and people being brought back to life to the song Sweet Dreams by the Eurythmics. Bulma reappears in the wreckage of the ship she built.
Bulma: "Yay! I'm alive...(sigh) all my hard work is gone..."
Goku, Gohan and Krillin suddenly appear and start hugging her with smiles and tears with Vegeta in the background staring at Goku and Piccolo further in the background staring at Vegeta.
Cut to Guru's house with Bansuri standing in front of Guru and now Grand Elder Moori.
Bansuri: "If you're not the Grand Elder anymore, what will you be?"
Guru: "You"
Bansuri: "Wait wha-?"
Cut to Guru fusing into Bansuri with Moori looking on and after a moment Bansuri opens his eyes and shakes his head.
Bansuri: "I know so much now"
Moori: "What will you do?"
Bansuri: "Power up"
Cut to montage of Bansuri unlocking the potential of the local Namekians to the song Those Who Fight Further by the Black Mages.
Cut back to Earthling Group and Vegeta.
Bulma: "How are we getting home?"
Vegeta: "I'll drive"
Bulma: "Nice"
Bansuri returns to the group looks confused for a bit then looks annoyed.
Bansuri: "Sh*t"
Piccolo: "Yup"
Cut to a montage of Bulma in the pilot room in various poses with flattering angles of her figuring out alien technology.
Vegeta: (Blushing) "...I need a drink"
Cut to hallway by the water cooler with both Bansuri and Vegeta standing by it with cups of water.
Bansuri: "You seem very thirsty"
Vegeta: "I forgot to stay hydrated, nothing more"
Bansuri: "After all the drooling you're doing over Bulma I'm not surprised"
Vegeta: "Motherf-"
Cut to ship landing on Yardrat.
Goku: "Why'd we stop?"
Vegeta: "Teach me how to go Super Saiyan"
Goku: "Ok"
Elderly Yardrat: "You took down the great evil? Please allow me to teach you teleportation and more efficient versions of techniques you already know"
Fighters: (Shrug) "Okay"
Cut to Vegeta and Goku standing alone with Vegeta flickering between base form and Super Saiyan before finaly ending on Super Saiyan.
Vegeta: "Yes! I have attained the form and power of legend! I Prince Vegeta have ascended to the legendary Super Sai-"
Bansuri and a Super Saiyan Gohan appear and interupt Vegeta.
Bansuri: "Hey guys, look what Gohan did"
Gohan: "With Bansuri's help"
Vegeta: "...finish learning, we're leaving"
Cut to Vegeta sulking at the controls of the ship piloting it back to Earth.
Vegeta: "...f*cking smartasses"
Cut to the group standing in front of the ship on Earth.
Goku: "Yay! We're back!"
Bulma: "Sooooo, you wanna-?"
Vegeta: "Going to blow stuff up, see ya"
Vegeta Instant Transmissions away
Bulma: "Phooey"
Krillin: "I'm totally teaching all our friends the cool stuff I learned"
Goku/Gohan: "Goin' home"
Piccolo/Bansuri: "Same"
Everyone flies away leaving Bulma and the ship. A momentary pause happens before it cuts to the space ship covered in Capsule Corp logo stickers is flying over the city with the people looking up seeing the logo and shrugging.
Peace has returned...or has it *Dun Dun Duuuuun*
