Total Drama Wrestling Challenge Episode 1, Part 1.
Disclaimer: There will be segments during the shows as well I forgot to mention that.
("Enemy" By Fozzy plays)
"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the first ever Total Drama Wrestling Show and this is Total Drama Wrestling Challenge...and now you're commentating team…WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler." Howard Finkel announced as the 4'500 fans that packed the UBC War Memorial Gymnasium cheer as Jerry Lawler goes to the announce table which is near the stage.
"Next is WWE Hall of Famer "Good Ole JR" Jim Ross." Howard announced as the 4'500 went berserk and marked out as JR and The King were going to announce together again.
"And finally the third and final announcer WWE Hall of Famer "The Rated R Superstar" Edge." Howard Finkel announced as the crowd announced as Edge arrived, as did his trademark, entrance and he went to the announcers table.
"We welcome you to the first ever Total Drama Wrestling Show in history of the promotion and its first weekly show called Total Drama Wrestling Challenge and I'm "JR" Jim Ross with my partner Jerry "The King" Lawler and "The Rated R Superstar" Edge and we are live at the UBC War Memorial Gymnasium at The University of British Columbia at Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, and tonight we have 7 spectacular matches." Jim Ross said as he looked at Jerry Lawler.
"Also we have a big announcement concerning who the new commissioner is?" Jerry Lawler said to Edge.
"My pick is Bret Hart I mean he's one of my favorite wrestlers ever and I hope he's the commissioner for TDW." Edge said to them.
"So do I Edge." Jim Ross said to Edge.
"It looks like we will find out right now Edge." Jerry Lawler said to him.
"Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the new commissioner of Total Drama wrestling…WWE Hall of Famer…Bret "The Hitman" Hart!" Howard Finkel announced as the crowd cheered.
"Whoa!" Edge said with shock.
"All right." Jim Ross said with excitement.
"This is a moment of awesomeness." Edge said to Jim Ross.
"I guess we have our first instant classic moment in the promotions history tonight when Bret Hart comes to TDW as the commissioner." Jerry Lawler said to Edge and Jim Ross as Bret Hart arrived and walked into the ring and posed for a minute and got a microphone.
"What's up Vancouver?" Bret Hart said as the crowd responded with a pop.
"Well it's great to be here for a new promotion but I have commitments for WWE but it's not full time." Bret Hart said as the crowd cheered.
"Anyway tonight we have seven awesome matches but we have 4 Titles…The TDW Hardcore Championship…" Bret said as the title got a good applause.
"The TDW Women's Championship." Bret said as the crowd started to cheer.
"The TDW World Tag Team Championship…" Bret said as the crowd started to go crazy.
"Calm down…and finally the TDW World Heavyweight Championship!" Bret Hart announced as the crowd started to cheer again as a superstar returning like Booker T did at the Royal Rumble in 2011.
"Okay anyway concerning the TDW World Heavyweight Title…we will have a 16-man "Gold Rush" Tournament and the tournament will take place over the next few weeks until Canadian Stampede which will be in Toronto at The Air Canada Centre…and I hope you guys are excited because of the fact that the main event of the show will be the "Gold Rush" tournament finals and that's about it for now other then that let's get started with the opening match right now where I'll be watching from ringside." Bret Hart said as he left the ring and the bell rang.
"The opening contest is scheduled for one-fall introducing first accompanied to the ring by "The Queen Bee" Heather…from Barcelona, Spain weighing in at 245 pounds…Alejandro Burromeurto." Howard Finkel announced as the crowd booed.
"Alejandro getting a negative reception from our fans here in Vancouver, Edge and do you have any advice for Alejandro?" Jim Ross asked Edge.
"Absolutely…just do what you can do and try to win against whoever he's wrestling." Edge said to Jim Ross.
"Interesting anyway his opponent is one of his former enemies on Total Drama." Jerry Lawler said to Edge.
(The Ultimate Warrior's Theme Music played.)
The Crowd cheered as a 296-pound obese food-loving goofball, named Owen made his way into the arena with The Ultimate Warrior's face paint and some jeans and knee pads and boots as the crowd cheered him on as he ran to the ring as Alejandro ran away from him.
"And his opponent from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 296 pounds…Owen "Warrior" Chambers." Howard Finkel announced as Owen shook the ropes like the late Ultimate Warrior use to do.
The bell rang and the match began.
"Here we go and the match has officially begun." Edge said to Jerry Lawler as they grappled for a bit until Owen pushed Alejandro down to the mat.
"Did you see that he just pushed Alejandro down to the ground like a Government Mule?" Jim Ross said, as he was a bit surprised.
"Yes I did Owen is good for a big guy." Edge said as Owen stomped on him for a bit as Heather was yelling at him to stop.
"Stop it right now god dammit!" Heather yelled at Owen as he kept stomping on Alejandro as he picked him up and Irish-whipped him to a corner and gave him a clothesline.
Alejandro got up and gave him a kick to the head as Owen was knocked out
"My god what a shot by Alejandro Burromeurto…" Jim Ross said to Jerry Lawler as Alejandro got Owen for the cover.
"There's the cover." Edge said as the official started to count the pin-fall.
"1…2…" The official counted as Owen kicked out.
"He kicked out after two and Owen is now mad." Edge said as Owen got up and he was angry.
"Okay now I'm mad." Owen said as he was setting up for his finishing move.
(BOOM!)
"Oh my goodness the Spinebuster from Owen to Alejandro Burromeurto." Edge said as Owen is going to pin him.
"Here's the cover." Jim Ross said as Owen got to the cover.
"1…2…" The official counted as Heather got up to the apron to yell at the official.
"AW COME ON REF! Heather is on the apron to distract Owen from winning." Jim Ross said in a state of anger.
"Duh, that is a great female heel manager right there by Heather as Alejandro Burromeurto has him set up for the Spanish Pile-Driver." Edge said as Alejandro was about to set him up for his finishing move the Spanish Pile Driver. (Spike Pile Driver with a low blow.)
Alejandro got a nice lift.
"Oh my god he's almost 300 pounds." Jim Ross said as he was astonished by his strength.
BAM!
Alejandro gave Owen the Spanish Pile Driver and went for the cover with Owen's feet on the ropes.
"Hey ref…his feet are on the ropes." Jim Ross said it.
"1…2…3!" The Bell rang and Alejandro has won the match and advanced to the quarterfinals of the "Gold Rush" Tournament as the crowd was angry by this decision.
"I can't believe this." Jerry Lawler said as he was mad but there was nothing he could do as Alejandro and Heather celebrated.
"Here is your winner and moving on to the Quarterfinals of the "Gold Rush" tournament Alejandro Burromeurto." Howard Finkel announced as the crowd started to boo loud again.
"I don't believe this Owen's feet were clearly on the ropes." Edge said as he was shocked.
"We'll be back with a divas tag team match with "Queen Bee" Heather Clarkson and Jo "The Jockette" Razor vs. Lindsay "Sexy Princess" Mills and "The Wannabe" Beth Morrow right after this." Jim Ross said as the camera faded to black.
Man I can't believe Alejandro won by cheating that way with Heather anyway read and review everyone.