Title: Solved!

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 338: Bond at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack's found a way to solve an annoying problem…

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

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Passerby: On the bright side, owen could just cut him open, pull out baby, and not worry too much because Jack will heal without a scar. No need to even sew him up.

I reckon the average Fluff lives at least a thousand years. Nosy will probably live much longer because it's bonded with two immortals.

Thank you.

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Ianto was busy cleaning Jack's office, but when he reached the desk and tried to push it out of the way, it wouldn't budge.

"That's odd."

"What's odd?" Jack had wandered in to… well, get in the way, most likely.

"Your desk won't move."

"Ah, yes, I've been meaning to mention that…"

"Jack, what did you do?"

"Well, you know how last time we were having fun on it we ended up on the floor because it moved? I solved the problem!"

"Dare I ask how?"

"I found this stuff called Super-Bond…"

"You glued your desk to the floor?"

"Yep!"

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The End