Title: Spider-Man 5: Bedtime Blues - Sequel to 'Spider-Man 4: Jack's Revenge'

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 340: Spiders at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Bedtime proves problematic for Spider-Jack.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

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Passerby: Yep! All he needed to do was ask the right way...

Thank you!

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After a long day, Jack needed to get some rest. He'd squeezed down the manhole to his bunker, but then hit a snag.

"I hate spiders in my bed. Now I am the spider in my bed," he sighed, shuffling around, searching for a comfortable position. After a few minutes, he stopped, belly on the mattress, legs awkwardly folded around him. "It's hopeless, my legs keep sliding off the edge. How am I supposed to relax?"

Taking pity, Ianto fetched a pile of duvets and made a spider-nest. Jack settled himself, legs sticking out in all directions.

"Better?"

"Yes. Thanks."

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TBC in 'Spider-Man 6: Acts Of Kindness'

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A/N: If you've seen the Garfield cartoons where Garfield flattens a spider, that's pretty much how Jack looks stretched out on the duvet, just a bit more three-dimensional…