Ali's Pit

Summary: This is the segment of the final show before "Halloween Hell" as Ali's Pit will be kick off the show as this was co-written by me and ShokuAli16.

Disclaimer: Rated M for violence and language. ENJOY!

The Greensboro sold out as there were 22,000 passionate wrestling fans as the theme song "Sound of Madness" by Shinedown began to play as the crowd was cheering like hell as they began to chant.

"TDW! TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted as there were signs over the arena like "Greensboro loves Ali", and many countless other signs as the fireworks were going off until they stopped.

"Welcome to another edition of TDW and we are live from the Greensboro Coliseum in Greensboro, North Carolina. I'm Jim Ross with Mauro Ranallo, we have eight great matches tonight." JR said before it was time for Mauro to speak.

"Plus, we have another awesome edition of Ali's Pit to kick it off!" Mauro said before "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play as Ali came out to cheers loud cheers.

"Here comes the Rowdy Gal!" Mauro said to JR.

"Ali Moonbeam is here in Greensboro, and they are loving her after she destroyed the president of TDW Eric Bischoff single handedly last week." JR said as well.

"Please welcome... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced before Ali high-fived a few fans before she got in the ring and had a microphone in her hand.

What is going on Greensboro!" Ali said as the crowd cheered.

"Now... this was the site of the original Starrcade event that happened in 1983." Ali said before the crowd cheered once again.

"Now switching gears." Ali said before she began to talk about her match.

"This upcoming Sunday Night, I am going to face Heather Clarkson at Halloween Hell at Sanford Stadium in Athens Georgia..." Ali said before the crowd cheered.

"Heather I have one thing to say to you." Ali said as the crowd cheered.

"This could be good." Mauro said before Ali began to rant.

"Clarkson! When you step in the ring with me, there's bound to be hell to pay!" Ali said as the crowd cheered before the crowd got silent again.

"Another thing... at Halloween Hell you will not get any kind of treats but you will get tricked by the Rowdy Gal!" Ali said before the crowd roared again.

"Wow! Strong words from Ali before this Sunday." JR said before Heather came out to loud boos.

"Here comes the buzzkill." Mauro said before Heather began to speak.

"Ali... Ali... Ali..." Heather said to Ali.

"What is it, cue ball?" Ali responded back before the crowd cheered and laughed before that stopped.

"Not only you cost me my TDW Women's Championship... you also cost me my hair!" Heather said to Ali.

"Blah, Blah, Blah!" Ali said with a mock tone which made the crowd laugh.

"Shut the fuck up and let it go already!" Ali said before the crowd cheered loudly but briefly before they were quiet again.

"Unlike you I have a doctorate." Heather said to Ali before the crowd began to chant "What?" like whenever Stone Cold Steve Austin would speak.

"In what?" Ali asked Heather.

"I've gotten a doctorate in revenge and humiliation." Heather answered Ali.

"Really?" Ali asked Heather who nodded.

"From what What school? University of I am a fucking cunt that is also Alejandro's personal gutter slut?!" Ali asked as Heather was pissed off.

"Whoa!" Mauro said before the crowd began to laugh and cheer.

"Plus you are like the late Scary Sherri but at least she wasn't bald like you!" Ali said to Heather who started to get annoyed.

"Oh! That struck a nerve." JR said as Mauro was laughing.

"Hell yea!" Mauro said in agreement.

"Well... you know you remind me a lot of Trish Stratus except the fact that she was not retarded and such a fangirl!" Heather said to Ali as the crowd booed for a second.

"I have a right to be a fangirl if I want to be!" Ali said as the crowd cheered again.

"And at least she doesn't wear a skirt like you!" Heather said as the crowd booed once more.

"I have told you so many times... it... is... called... A KILT!" Ali said as she began to stand up for herself, while the crowd cheered a bit.

"I don't care how many times you say it skirt chick, you don't belong in this business, you are anemic, autistic, asthmatic, hypoglycemic, pale as hell, you are like a little girl, you will see this Sunday that you don't belong in this business no matter how many people tell you you're great...! Now get out!" Heather yelled at Ali who was hurt and the crowd started to boo loud and hard as Ali left the ring.

"Eric Bischoff, Alejandro, Heather, and The Empire must be proud of themselves... Eric Bischoff wanted to basically drive Ali out of this business that she lives for and loves so much." JR said with a tone of disappointment and anger as the crowd began to chant loudly.

"ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!" The crowd kept chanting as Ali even began to cry while she walked up the entrance ramp.

"This is truly heartbreaking JR." Mauro said before she finshed walking up the entrance ramp and waved at the crowd while and head towards the backstage area while Heather had a wicked and evil smirk/smile on her face as she then began to wave goodbye but woth her fingers like she did when Trent was eliminated n Total Drama Island until... "Time to Rock and Roll" by Lil Kim began to play as the lights were off.

"What on earth?" Mauro asked JR until Trish Stratus came out to loud cheers.

"MAMMA MIA!" Mauro shouted with surprise.

"Trish Stratus is back!" JR said before Trish encouraged Ali to get into the ring.

"The wrestler that gives 100% Stratusfaction is telling the Rowdy Gal to get back into the ring and they head that way!" Mauro said as the crowd cheered like madness.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" The crowd chanted and all the while... Heather had a look of shock on her face before Trish was handed a mircrophone.

"Hey! What gave you the right to trash talk my friend here tonight?!" Trish asked Heather as the crowd cheered.

"Sure she may be Bisexual, Autistic, Anemic, Asthmatic, and Hypoglycemic, but she not a loser! And she does belong in this business!" Trish said before the crowd roared with cheers as Ali was angry, not at Trish but angry at Heather.

"Uh-Oh... she's livid." JR said to Mauro.

"Shoot yeah." Mauro said to JR in agreement.

"I have something to say to you Heather Clarkson..." Ali said as Trish backed off but stayed in the ring.

"Go ahead Ali, and mumble like a re-" Heather was about to call Ali a "Retard" but she retaliated with some words of her own.

"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! YOU QUEEN BITCH!" Ali shouted at Heather as the crowd roared as JR and Mauro were surprised, so was Heather as Ali exploded but she was nowhere near Hotrod mode... yet.

"She's exploded...!" Mauro said to JR.

"Duh." JR said as Ali began to yell and scream at Heather.

"How dare you say those things to me?!" Ali asked Heather.

"How dare I...? Alisabeth Leslie Moonbeam... you listen here you little girl..." Heather said while the crowd began to boo very loudly.

"I am The Queen Bee, I can do whatever I want, and I can say whatever I want. Besides at least I don't have a family that is ashamed of me like you." Heather said to Ali before the crowd booed like madness until Ali was about to go into full blown Hotrod mode...

"Trish... please get out of the ring." Ali asked Trish who only nodded as she left the ring, then Ali's Hotrod Mode began.

"YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH THE ROWDY GAL, DO YOU HEAR ME?!" Ali shouted at Heather who was very shocked at the words that the rowdy gal was saying.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FAMILY?! HOW DARE MAKE FUN OF MY PROBLEMS?! HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF ME AND MY DISEASES?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU SICK FUCK OF A CUNT?! AT HALLOWEEN HELL I WILL TEACH YOU THE BIGGEST LESSON EVER AND THAT IS THAT YOU DO NOT MESS WITH AND THROW ROCKS AT A ROWDY GAL THAT HAS A NUCLEAR BOMB BECAUSE IT WILL BLOW UP IN YOUR FUCKING BALD, SLUTTY, BITCHY, TWO-FACED EVIL MANIPULATIVE FACE, YOU STUPID NO GOOD TWO-FACED BIMBO GUTTERSLUT THAT WOULD RATHER SUCK ALEJANDRO'S CHORIZO EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK!" Ali ranted, raved, and brought up Heather's sex life roasting her completely as Heather gasped and looked in shock as the crowd went crazier than before with loud cheers as Heather left to go to the backstage area.

"Wow! Ali's channeling the Hotrod's fiery personality here, folks!" JR said to Mauro.

"While ranting and roasting the hell out of Heather!" Mauro said while the crowd began to chant loudly.

"ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted loudly, then Ali calmed down to finish the segment.

"Now... Tonight I have to face Scarlett, Anne Maria, Taylor, and Blaineley in a 4 on one Handicap Elimination Match and I got a message for them." Ali said before she began her message for Scarlett, Anne Maria, Taylor, and Blaineley.

"Taylor, Blaineley, Anne Maria, and Scarlett, you four get your ass whipped by the Rowdy gal!" Ali said as the crowd cheeed like madness.

"Now I gotta get ready! See ya!" Ali said as she left the ring, then "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play.

"Whoa! That was the most angry, and passionate I have ever seen Ali!" Mauro said to JR.

"I agree completely." JR said to Mauro in agreement.

"When we come back we have Sugar West facing Ryback." Mauro said before the camera faded to black.

WHAT AN ALI'S PIT THAT WAS! IT WAS AMAZING!

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