Ali vs. Izzy
Summary: This match is the main event of the evening as "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam takes on former TDW Women's Champion, "Psycho Chick" Izzy Van Laningham as this match, and the backstage segment is co-written by me and ShokuAli16.
P.S. Since there is Eric Bischoff, and Ali Moonbeam's father of the same name Eric... I am calling Eric Bischoff... "Easy E" from now on.
Disclaimer: Rated M for Violence and Language. ENJOY!
"Welcome back, as next week we go live from the Cow Palace at San Francisco, California as Daniel King has the card for next week." Mauro said before Daniel was in his office.
"Ladies and gentlemen, next week... we go to San Francisco on the road to WarGames... now the following matches will take place." Daniel said before out his reading glasses.
"The opening contest to kick it off is Harold McGrady as he takes on Duncan Brooks in a Bay City Street Fight where the winner takes on Brick McArthur for the TDW Hardcore Championship at WarGames, next we have Cameron Wilkins, Tom Williams, Owen Chambers, and Rob Van Dam competing in a 4-way dance to determine the first finalist in the TDW World Television Championship Tournament, then we will have Justin Morrison, Jacques Grenier, Tyler Helms, and Lightning Jackson competing in the second 4-way dance to determine the second and last finalist of the TDW World Television Championship Tournament." Daniel said before he took a sip of water, then he continued.
"Then in singles action it'll be one half of the TDW Tag Team Champions Brody Sharp taking on one half of the Steiner Brothers as Brody will take on "Big Poppa Pump", Scott Steiner, then the other half of the TDW Tag Team Champions Geoff Michaels will take on "The Dog Faced Gremlin" Rick Steiner, then Amy Mahon will take on one half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions Gwen Hart, then the TDW World Heavyweight Champion Ennui Wilson will take on Chris McLean, then we have the finals of the TDW World TV Championship, then we have Mike Smith, Devon Joseph also known as DJ, Topher Lawrence, and Alejandro Burromuerto in a fatal four way elimination match to determine who will go on to WarGames to face Ennui Wilson for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship, then we have Crimson Wilson and TDW Women's Champion Dawn Menzel take on Katie Crowns and Sadie Helmsley, then in our main event we will have "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam take on Scarlett McGrady, see you all at San Francisco." Daniel finished announcing the rest of the card.
"What a card for next week's show as..." Mauro said before he was interrupted.
"Wait a second we have to go backstage where we see that a fight has broken out." Mauro said as a fight broke out between Taylor Ford and Marley Wilson.
"Oh my God! Taylor Ford and Marley Wilson are going at it here in the locker room!" JR said before a few referees attempted to break it up.
"What is this about?!" Mauro asked JR.
"Let's take a look." JR said to Mauro.
"ALI IS A WHEEZEBUCKET SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE HERE AND NEITHER DO YOU!" Taylor shouted at Marley.
"SHE IS NOT A WHEEZE BUCKET, AND I HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO IS A DAMN BETTER WRESTLER THAN YOU! HELL HE WRESLTED IN JAPAN! YOU NEVER WRESTLED IN JAPAN! MAYBE EXCEPT IN PORN!" Marley said before Taylor tackled her down to the floor before Taylor began bouncing her head up and down before Daniel arrived.
"Here comes Daniel King our commissioner..." Mauro said to JR.
"Yep." JR said to Mauro.
"STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!" Daniel said to both women as Taylor got off of Marley who got up.
"What is going on between you two?" Daniel asked them.
"I was getting ready to support Ali in her match before Taylor made a mean comment about Ali so we got into an argument which lead to her slapping me, then I tackled her down to the ground and we got into a brawl as I said some things about her." Marley answered Daniel.
"Oh please, that's false... I was minding my own business before Marley stole my soda, I asked for it back then she said no and then she hit me which lead to our fight." Taylor said to Daniel as well.
"Taylor... your answer was complete bull, besides... Marley wouldn't steal your soda if you were drinking one." Daniel said to Taylor before he began to speak to both women.
"Okay, since you two cannot settle it in the ring tonight what I can do is make you wait a week until we go to Cow Palace, that is where we settle this little issue... with a match." Daniel said to both women.
"Deal." Marley and Taylor said before they left.
"I guess we got another match for San Francisco." JR said to Mauro.
"We sure do JR, and before we go to the main event... Ali Moonbeam's godfather Shawn Michaels has a few words to say to Brock Lesnar for attacking his goddaughter Ali at the top of the program tonight." Mauro said as the camera went to Ali's locker room.
"Brock Lesnar, you are going to get your ass kicked by my goddaughter at WarGames and your career will end!" Shawn Michaels said before the camera went back the arena as "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne began to play before Izzy Van Laningham came out to cheers as the bell rang.
"The following contest is set for one-fall, introducing first... from Red Deer, Alberta, Canada... she is "The Psycho Chick" Izzy Van Laningham!" Justin Roberts announced.
"She is a former TDW Women's Champion looking confident." JR said while Izzy walked down the aisle before she got into the ring, then her music quit playing as "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play as "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam came out to loud cheers.
"Her opponent, from Houston, Texas... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Earlier tonight, Ali was explaining her victory at Halloween Hell before she was rudely interrupted by Brock Lesnar who attacked her, then Ali challeneged Brock to a match which to the begs and pleads of Paul Heyman... the beast accepted as he proposed a stipulation where it would turn into a no holds barred match which Ali gladly accepted as she requested that if she won, it would be the end of Brock Lesnar's career, he accepted but then he suggested that her career be put on the line also which she accepted as at WarGames it'll be "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam against "The Beast" Brock Lesnar in a No Holds Barred Match with both careers on the line." JR said as Ali got into the ring, she took off her shirt and skilt revealing her byzantium singlet as both women shook hands, before the bell rang as the match began.
"We are underway with our main event here live from the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, Tennessee." Mauro said before both women grappled a bit before Ali did a few arm drags to start it off.
"Ali with a few arm drag and she is on fire from the bell." JR said before Izzy nailed Ali with a dropkick, then Izzy nailed a Hurricanrana.
"Izzy responded back quickly with a dropkick and a Hurricanrana." Mauro said before Izzy pinned Ali.
"1...!" The ref counted before Ali kicked out before Izzy attempted an enziguri but Ali countered with the Fisherman's suplex with a bridge.
"Fisherman's Suplex just like the late Curt Hennig." JR said while Ali had Izzy in a pin.
"1..." The ref counted before Izzy kicked out.
"What a kickout by the former TDW Women's champion." Mauro said before Ali attempted a Bicycle kick but Izzy moved out of the way and nailed a Straight Jacket German Suplex before she nailed a running knee to Ali.
"A straitjacket German Suplex followed by a running knee!" JR said before she pinned Ali.
"1...!" The ref counted as Ali kicked out again before Izzy attempted a Powerbomb Lungblower but Ali countered it and nailed Izzy with a corkscrew neckbreaker before she was setting Izzy up for "Suplex City" to the delight of the crowd.
"JR, it is time for Ali to take the Psycho Chick to Suplex city!" Mauro said before Ali nailed Izzy with a Dragon Suplex, Tiger Suplex, and a German suplex.
"BROCCOLI BOY! SUPLEX CITY IS MINE!" Ali shouted as the crowd cheered loudly before Ali nailed Izzy with the "Ali DDT", then she went up top as she also nailed two Hotrod Splashes onto the psycho chick.
"AN ALI DDT AND TWO HOTROD SPLASHES IN A ROW!" Mauro said to JR.
"That should more than put Izzy away." JR said before Ali pinned Izzy.
"1...! 2...!" The referee counted before Izzy kicked out to the shock of the crowd and Ali.
"OH MY GOD! IZZY KICKED OUT JUST BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE AFTER TWO HOTROD SPLASHES AND AN ALI DDT!" JR shouted before Ali attempted another Ali DDT but Izzy applied the Psycho Lock as the crowd cheered.
"Oh, my God! The Straight Jacket Crossface!" JR shouted in shock.
"PSYCHO LOCK!" Mauro shouted while Izzy applied it with alot of pressure until Ali grabbed the bottom rope before Izzy released the hold, realizing that Ali was down... Izzy went to the top and nailed three consecutive Psycho splashes.
"Psycho Splash by Izzy Van Laningham!" JR said before Izzy pinned Ali.
"1...! 2...!" The ref counted before Ali kicked out at two.
"This match continues!" Mauro said before Izzy picked Ali up before Izzy attempted a shoot kick but Ali moved out the way as she nailed Izzy with another another Ali DDT before she applied the Sharpshooter.
"Ali has gotten that Sharpshooter applied." JR said as Ali applied a lot of pressure to Izzy who tried to reach for the ropes but it was too late as she tapped out, thus... the match was over as Ali Moonbeam was the winner.
"Ali has scored a big upset win against Izzy!" Mauro said to JR.
"Winner of this match by submission... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced
"Brock Lesnar! That is an example of what you will see at WarGames in front of the largest wrestling crowd in American History! In front of over 100,000 plus! I will make your ass tap and end your career!" Ali said as crowd roared in excitement but she wasn't done.
"At WarGames, you will find out that you do not throw rocks at a gal who's got a whole can of whoop ass!" Ali said as the crowd cheered as Ali went backstage to her locker room.
"Mamma mia! What a night here in Nashville, now... let's take a look at Ali's locker room after the match before we go." JR said as the camera went outside of Ali's locker room as Bret Hart was guiding her back into the locker room.
"You were great out there!" Bret said to Ali.
"Thanks Bret." Ali said back before they headed to the locker room where they were greeted by Shawn Michaels, Mark Callaway also known as The Undertaker, and Sting.
"You were impressive out there tonight!" Sting said to Ali.
"That's my goddaughter." Shawn said as well.
"Young lady, that was amazing." Mark said to Ali.
"Thanks..." Ali said as she was a bit tired.
"I know you didn't lose any blood but but you still want a transfusion?" Shawn asked Ali.
"Yes." Ali answered Shawn as she started her transfusion.
"You may have been sick all of your life, but you've gotten the potential to become one of the best ever if you work hard at it." Sting said to Ali.
"Thanks Stinger." Ali said back.
"Anytime." Sting said before Brock Lesnar, Paul Heyman, and Eric Bischoff entered the locker room while the crowd booed.
"Uh-oh, here comes trouble JR." Mauro said to JR.
"Hello Alisabeth Leslie Moonbeam." Easy E said to Ali.
"What the hell do you want?" Ali asked him.
"Have you idiots caused enough trouble to her?!" Shawn asked him.
"You again, Bischoff?!" Bret asked him also.
"Do you ever leave her alone?" Mark asked him as well.
"The hell do you want with her?!" Sting asked.
"You has beens better stay out of it!" Easy E said in response.
"Shut your mouth boy!" Mark said to Easy E who backed off a bit.
"Shawn, Bret, Taker, Sting... relax... I personally just wanted to congratulate Ali on your win tonight." Paul Heyman said to Ali.
"Thanks." Ali said before Brock looked at her.
"What's all that crap? Are you giving blood?" Brock asked Ali.
"No, and for your information... I am having a transfusion." Ali answered Brock.
"Okay..." Brock said before he kept talking to Ali.
"Look, you maybe the Rowdy Gal... but I'm the Beast!" Brock said as he began to confront Ali in the middle of a blood transfusion.
"Get away from me." Ali said to Brock calmly.
"All of your wins are flukes, all of them even against Heather at Halloween Hell." Brock said to Ali as Paul was trying to calm him down.
"Okay Brock, you made your point now that's enough." Paul said to Brock who ignored him.
"Get away from me Lesnar, I'm warning you." Ali said before Paul got really worried.
"Let's just go Brock." Paul said before Brock kept going.
"SUPLEX CITY IS MINE ALI MOONBEAM! WHEN YOU FACE ME AT WARGAMES... YOU'LL BE BROKEN! SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RETARDED SELF, YOUR THOUGHTS OF BEING THE BEST AND GET OUT OF THIS BUSINESS THAT YOU DON'T BELONG IN! YOU CAN GO BACK TO RETARDVILLE, USA!" Brock screamed at Ali's face as the crowd booed loudly back in the arena.
"For god sakes!" JR shouted before she slapped Brock sending him down to the floor to the shock of Bret, Shawn, Sting, Undertaker, Easy E, and Paul Heyman.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Ali screamed at Brock who got up.
"That's it! Brock... Paul... leave. I want to talk to Ali." Easy E said before Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman left her locker room and left the arena.
"Be careful Bischoff." Shawn said to Easy E.
"Ali Moonbeam... I know you are doing a transfusion, but I have to say this... I am disappointed in you with the way you handled yourself." Easy E said to Ali.
"What do you expect! He made fun of me!" Ali shouted at Easy E.
"Now you leave me no choice... Ali Moonbeam... as of this very minute...! You're fired!" Easy E said to Ali.
"WHAT?!" JR shouted in shock and anger as the crowd began going apeshit and booing loudly.
"Are you kidding me?! The hottest female pro wrestler on the planet has been fired?! Why?! Fired for what?! Striking down the biggest asshole in all of wrestling?!" Mauro asked JR.
"I don't know." JR answered Mauro as Bret, Shawn, Sting, and Undertaker just stood there as they were angry and upset at Eric Bischoff.
"W-w-what...?! Bischoff..." Ali said as she then realized that she was fired as she began crying.
"Why am I being fired?!" Ali asked Easy E.
"Because you deserve it and you fucking suck!" Easy E answered Ali in a mocking tone making fun of her crying as the crowd booed even louder.
*At this point everyone is just paying attention to what's going on backstage so, I'm sorry for the lack of commentary here*
"You can't fire her!" Mark shouted at Easy E.
"What in the hell did she do that was so awful?!" Sting asked him.
"Yeah!" Bret and Shawn said in agreement with Mark and Sting.
"Well... old timers... it's because she deserved it, she sucks, and she slapped Brock Lesnar... plus I can fire Ali because I just did it!" Easy E said to Bret, Shawn, Mark, and Sting before he slapped a crying Ali.
"Oh cry into your Sailor Moon pillow." Easy E said to Ali.
"HEY! Back off, asshole!" Shawn said to Easy E as he grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.
"I'm getting Daniel." Sting said to everyone before he went into Daniel's office.
"Daniel...!" Sting said to Daniel.
"What's up?" Daniel asked Sting.
"Bischoff fired Ali!" Sting told Daniel.
"What?!" Daniel said before he jumped out of his chair and ran into her locker room as Ali was still crying while Bret, Shawn, Undertaker, and Easy E began to argue.
"Hold it! Everyone calm down!" Daniel said as everyone stopped screaming while Ali kept crying a bit.
"Now everyone that is not having a transfusion...get out. I need to talk to President Bischoff." Daniel said to Bret, Shawn, Mark/Undertaker, and Sting.
"Daniel, I want those guys to be with me." Ali said before she began to blow her nose.
"Alrighty... we will handle our talk outside." Daniel said before he and Easy E began to talk outside of the locker room while the legends began to comfort and calm Ali down.
"Ali... you are not fired." Shawn said to Ali.
"You did nothing wrong little lady." Mark said to Ali.
"Al, you're gonna be okay... Sleazy E had no right to be cruel to you." Sting said to Ali also.
"I want to kick his ass in that ring so badly for what he did to you." Bret said to Ali.
"Really...? You mean it, Hitman?" Ali asked Bret.
"Of course I do." Bret answered Ali.
"T-thanks..." Ali said to him.
"And we'll all help take that son of a bitch down." Sting said to him.
"Thanks guys." Ali said to them.
"Anytime." Mark said to Ali.
"You kidding? I'll do anything for my family." Shawn said to Ali as well.
"I'm willing to come out of retirement." Sting said to Ali.
"Look, sure we're experienced but we're not old." Bret said to Ali.
"A-awesome." Ali said to the legends and meanwhile... the legends kept comforting Ali while Daniel and Easy E were talking until it was about to escalate to a full blown argument.
"Am I hearing this right? You fired Ali Moonbeam?!" Daniel asked Easy E.
"Yeah! She doesn't belong here!" Easy E answered.
"Wrong Eric, she does belong here. Give me one good and legit reason why she shouldn't belong here?" Daniel said to Easy E.
"Because she's a retard, a wheezebucket and a bitch of a ghost! And in a skirt, no less!" Easy E answered Daniel.
"She has autism, asthma, anemia, and loves Roddy Piper. Um... nope. Not good enough. Sorry. Alisabeth Leslie Moonbeam is still hired!" Daniel said to Easy E, who smirked.
"SHE'S FIRED!" Easy E shouted back.
"She's hired!" Daniel shouted back again.
"Fired!" Easy E shouted again.
"Hired!" Daniel shouted once more.
"FIRED!" Easy E shouted once more then Mark opened the door.
"Make up your minds you guys! My goddaughter just stopped crying." Shawn said to Daniel and Easy E.
"Uh, Shawn... she started crying again." Bret said to Shawn.
"Ah man!" Shawn said before he, Bret, Sting, and Undertaker began to comfort Ali again.
"Good! Because she is fired!" Easy E said to everyone before Bret came to Daniel and Easy E.
"She is not, you idiotic fuck!" Bret said to Easy E.
"Bret, I got this." Daniel said to Bret.
"Sorry Daniel, and Bischoff...Ali is crying right now, again! Me, Shawn, Taker, and Sting are trying to calm her down again!" Bret said to Daniel, before Bret yelled at Easy E.
"As far as I'm concerned... I am the boss of TDW, I AM THE COMISSIONER! ALISABETH LESLIE MOONBEAM IS NOT FIRED AND IF YOU EVER FIRE HER...! OR ANYONE ELSE WITHOUT A LEGIT REASON AND MY PERMISSION I WILL HAVE TO PUNISH YOU IN THE RING!" Daniel ranted, yelled, and shouted at Easy E.
"Fine!" Easy E said to Daniel.
"I spoke to Amara this morning and she agreed to have her daughter put a restaining order against you!" Daniel said to him as the crowd cheered loudly.
"What?!" Easy E shouted in anger.
"It says that if you come within 200 feet of Ali you will be arrested and you will also be sent to prison." Daniel said to him.
"You can't do that!" Easy E shouted at Daniel.
"I just did do that!" Daniel said back in response.
"You are a bastard Sleazy E!" Ali said to Easy E as the crowd cheered.
"Tell em Ali!" Shawn said to Ali.
"Whenever you had your black hair shaved off revealing your gray hair, you looked like a skunk!" Ali said to Easy E who looked shocked.
"Hahaha!" Shawn laughed.
"You tell him, girl!" Shawn said to Ali.
"I DID NOT LOOK LIKE A SKUNK! AND SHUT UP!" Easy E shouted at Ali.
"No, you shut up! You are an old timer who ruined WCW with Vince Russo by pushing Jeff Jarrett to the top and you ruined Raw for years! Plus I myself, never liked Jarrett anyway!" Ali said to Easy E who just got roasted.
"Hell yea!" Shawn said to Ali.
"But he deserved it! He's a million times better than those has-beens!" Easy E said to Ali.
"In the immortal words of The Rock; and I quote him where I say "Know your role, and shut your mouth!" end quote." Ali said to Easy E once more.
"You know, you wanna know what I think of your in ring ability?" Easy E asked Ali.
"Fine, tell me." Ali answered before Easy E told her his thoughts.
"It's all a joke! I mean, you can't even defeat Lesnar in that plaid skirt!" Easy E said before Ali slapped Easy E down to the ground.
"My in-riIt is a kilt! And I can and will defeat Lesnar and end his wrestling career for good!" Ali shouted at Easy E.
"As if!" Easy E said back to Ali.
"Why don't we settle this like men." Daniel said to Easy E.
"How about we settle this with a two-on-one match?" Easy E asked Daniel.
"Okay... who against who?" Daniel answered before he asked Easy E as well.
"You and the Hitman against me!" Easy E answered Daniel.
"Sounds good, what's the stipulation?" Daniel said back before he asked.
"If you win, she stays. But if I win, she goes!" Easy E answered Daniel.
"Then make it 3 on 1! Me, Bret Hart, and Daniel against you Bischoff! I want to fight for my career!" Ali said to Daniel, Shawn, and Easy E to the response of the crowd.
"You go, girl! I'll be at ringside to cheer you on!" Shawn said to Ali.
"Next week at Cow Palace, but you Bischoff you are going to learn a big lesson about treating your employees with respect whether you like them or not." Daniel said to Easy E.
"Plus, you are also gonna be very sorry by the time we are done with you." Bret said to him as well.
"Fine. I'll do it." Easy E said to Daniel, Ali, Bret, and Shawn.
"Good! Now get the hell out of here!" Daniel said to Easy E who left.
"Daniel, Thanks for sticking up for me." Ali said to Daniel.
"No problem." Daniel said to Ali.
"Plus you're not fired." Daniel also said to Ali to the roar of the crowd.
"Thank God!" JR said from the commentary.
"Ali keeps her job!" Mauro said to JR as well.
"Thanks." Ali said to Daniel.
"Anytime." Daniel said before they hugged before he, Taker, and Sting left as Bret and her Godfather stayed behind to check on Ali while she kept doing her transfusion as the cameras went back to Mauro and JR.
*The commentary resumes now because the dilemma is over*
"Sorry about that folks." JR said to the camera.
"Now, that Ali is not fired... what a wild and crazy night here in Nashville, Tennesee... see you at the Cow Palace, in San Francisco California." Mauro said before the camera faded to black.
WHAT A MATCH AND WHAT A POST MATCH SEGMENT.
SO GLAD THAT ALI MOONBEAM ISN'T FIRED!
NOW... HERE IS THE CARD OF NEXT WEEK'S SHOW.
1. "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, and Daniel King vs. Eric Bischoff (3 on 1 Handicap Match)
2. Harold McGrady vs. Duncan Brooks (Bay City Street Fight to determine the #1 Contender for the TDW Hardcore Championship at WarGames)
3. Cameron Wilkins vs. Tom Williams vs. Owen Chambers vs. Rob Vam Dam (4-way dance to determine the first finalist in the TDW World Television Championship Tournament)
4. Justin Morrison vs. Jacques Grenier vs. Tyler Helms vs. Lightning Jackson (4-way dance to determine the second and last finalist in the TDW World Television Championship Tournament)
5. Brody Sharp vs. Scott Steiner
6. Geoff Michaels vs. Rick Steiner
7. Amy Mahon vs. Gwen Hart
8. Ennui Wilson (with Crimson) vs. Chris McLean (with Alejandro)
9. ? vs. ? (The finals of the TDW World TV Tournament where the winner becomes the first ever TDW World TV Champion)
10. Mike Smith vs. Devon Joseph vs. Topher Lawrence vs. Alejandro Burromuerto (Fatal Four Way Elimination Match to determine the #1 Contender for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship at WarGames)
11. Marley Wilson vs. Taylor Ford (Marley's in-ring debut)
12. Dawn Menzel and Crimson Wilson vs. Katie and Sadie
13. "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam vs. Scarlett McGrady
I KNOW ALI IS WRESTLING TWICE BUT IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD SHOW.
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