Ali's Pit

Summary: This is the opening segment of the San Francisco show as we are live from the Cow Palace in San Francisco, California... plus Ali is going to interview a legendary tag team.

P.S. This segment is co-written by me and ShokuAli16.

Disclaimer: Violence and Language... ENJOY!

The famous Cow Palace in San Francisco, California was packed with over 15,000 fans as "Sound of Madness" by Shinedown was playing while the crowd was cheering and the pyro went off, after the pyro... the crowd kept cheering.

"We are just three weeks away from WarGames as we come to you live from the Cow Palace in San Francisco, California... we welcome you to another edition of Total Drama Wrestling, I am Jim Ross with Mauro Ranallo as we have a great card, Ali Moonbeam is competing against Scarlett McGrady but she will also compete in a handicap match with her partners the commissioner of Total Drama Wrestling, Daniel King and Bret "The Hitman" Hart against Eric Bischoff." JR said to the camera.

"We'll get to the reason why she's competing in two matches a bit but first it's time to kick things off with Ali's Pit." Mauro said before "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play before she came out to loud cheers.

"Ladies and Gentlemen... please welcome... "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced while the crowd roared even louder.

"Tonight we have the TDW World Television Championship Tournament, a Bay City Street Fight, and countless other matches here at San Francisco and this crowd must be looking forward to it." JR said before she walked down the aisle, then she hugged a 5 year old little boy at ringside before she got into the ring as she was handed a microphone.

"What up, San Francisco!" Ali said to the fans as they cheered back.

"Now... this place has a lot of great memories... Eddie Guerrero beating Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship." Ali said before the crowd roared.

"I remember that... it was an incredible moment." Mauro said.

"EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!" The crowd chanted a bit before the chanting died down.

"Yeah... anyway last week... Easy E tried to fire me but Daniel King, BRet Hart, and my friends wouldn't allow it." Ali said as the crowd cheered loudly.

"As now I'm not competing in one but two matches now." Ali said as the crowd cheered.

"If I win... I stay... but if I lose this handicap match with Daniel King, Bret "The Hitman" Hart as my partners against Easy E... my career is over." Ali said as the crowd booed.

"Ouch." Mauro said to JR.

"I know." JR said back.

"I got something to say about that before I introduce my guest." Ali said before she pointed straight at the camera.

"Bischoff! YOU ALMOST FIRED ME BECAUSE I SLAPPED BROCK LESNAR! THEN YOU CRITICIZE MY WRESTLING ABILITY! YOU MOCK ME! YOU MAKE FUN OF ME CRYING! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE YOU HAS BEEN! WHEN BRET "THE HITMAN" HART, DANIEL KING, AND I ARE DONE WITH YOU, YOU WILL LEARN A LESSON IN RESPECT BITCHBOY!" Ali said as the crowd errupted loudly with cheers.

"Moving on... tonight's guests are a very famous tag team, please welcome Brian Knobbs, and Jerry Sags better known as The Nasty Boys!" Ali said as the crowd cheered before "Nastisized" by Jim Johnston began to play as Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags came out and high fived a few fans.

"The Nasty Boys have been tag team champions in the WWE, WCW, and countless other organizations." JR said before they entered the ring.

"Welcome to the show!" Ali said to them.

"Thanks Ali!" Jerry Sags said to her.

"Now my first question is... how are you two doing?" Ali asked them.

"Doing awesome, girl!" Brian Knobbs answered Ali.

"Cool! So... what was it like being 3 time tag team champions in WCW?" Ali asked them.

"It was awesome, just like a thrill ride, to be honest." Jerry Sags answered Ali.

"It was fun." Brian said to Ali as well.

"Cool, now what was it like facing the TDW Tag Champions in The Surfers in their open challenge?" Ali asked them.

"It was a fun match against them at Tacoma, Washington... it was great to wrestle at the Tacoma Dome for the first time in years to a very packed building." Brian answered Ali.

"One of the best teams we've ever faced." Jerry said as well to Ali to the cheers of the crowd.

"Yes! Their matches are fantastic good fun, so... other then that what are your plans for tonight?" Ali asked them.

"Security and to make sure Bischoff stays away from you." Brian answered Ali.

"Thank you, now I have to get ready for my match against that Red headed psycho Scarlett but first I have one more question." Ali said to them.

"Fire away." Brian and Jerry said to Ali.

"What do the two of you think of my in-ring abilities?" Ali asked them.

"It's awesome!" The Nasty Boys answered her.

"Thanks you guys for coming and being on my program and I have something to say to Scarlett before I get ready." Ali said to them.

"What is that Ali?" Brian asked Ali before she began to speak to Scarlett through the camera and the microphone.

"Scarlett! When I step in the ring with ya, you gonna pay the piper! No one will protect you, not even Bischoff! Bitch!" Ali said as the crowd roared.

"One more thing... Bischoff! You will get destroyed by Bret "The Hitman" Hart, our beloved commissioner Daniel King, and myself in the handicap match you old bitchboy!" Ali said once more as the crowd roared again.

"Now... I got to get ready, that's it for Ali's Pit see you later." Ali said as the crowd roared before "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play once more.

"What a way to kick it off, now when we come back... we will have our opening contest as it's going to be Eric Bischoff taking on Bret "The Hitman" Hart, the commissioner of Total Drama Wrestling Daniel King and "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam in a handicap match we'll be right back." JR said before the camera faded to black.

THE OPENING CONTEST IS A HANDICAP MATCH WITH ERIC BISCHOFF TAKING ON BRET HART, THE COMMISSIONER OF TDW DANIEL KING, AND "ROWDY" ALI MOONBEAM!

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