Brick and Jo vs. Alejandro and Heather

Summary: This next match is mixed tag team match with the TDW Hardcore Champion Brick McArthur and Jo Razor take on the TDW World Heavyweight Champion Alejandro Burromuerto and Heather Clarkson as "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam is the guest referee.

P.S. ShokuAli and I co-wrote this match.

Disclaimer: Rated M for violence and language. ENJOY!

The crowd was excited about the next match.

"We are back now with our next match which is a mixed tag team match between the the TDW World Heavyweight Champion Alejandro Burromuerto and Heather Clarkson as they take on the TDW Hardcore Champion Brick McArthur and Jo Razor!" Mauro said.

"This match up was announced back in Greensboro after Heather's unprovoked attack on Ali, it was originally planned for Nashville; but when Heather was suspended back at Halloween Hell along with Beth, the match was postponed until her return at WarGames." JR said to Mauro.

"That's right, JR! Also in Greensboro, Daniel said that Ali will be the referee for this one." Mauro said to JR.

"Before we get to the match we will interview the fellow competitors and the guest referee... as Funaki is going to interview the competitors." JR said before the camera went to the backstage area.

"Thanks JR and Mauro... I am Funaki... TDW's number one interviewer! I am here with the TDW World Heavyweight Champion "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto, and Heather Clarkson... what are your gameplan's going to be after last week's terrible losses?" Funaki asked Alejandro.

"Terrible?!" Alejandro asked Funaki who could only nod.

"It wasn't terrible, it was humiliating! It was embarrasing to lose to a gamer like Sam Miller! I never even got to speak about regaining the TDW World Heavyweight Championship at WarGames! I'll say it now, give me that Yellow." Alejandro said before he pushed Funaki down causing the crowd to boo.

"For God's sake!" JR said.

"I Alejandro Burromuerto knew that I would become the TDW World Heavyweight Champion again because I am the best in the world at what I do period! I'm better than CM Punk! I'm better than Chris Jericho! I am better than anyone in the WWE, Impact Wrestling, WCW, ECW, New Japan Pro Wrestling, Ring of Honor, and I'll prove that tomorrow not only when I beat the hell out of Shane Douglas, but when I will beat the hell out of Ennui Wilson in our rematch in Houston, Texas!" Alejandro said before he and Heather left as Funaki got up and got his microphone back.

"Before I interview Brick and Jo, I want to say that I've had it and next week in Fayettville, Arkansas I am challenging Alejandro Burromuerto to a match!" Funaki said causing the crowd to cheer.

"Oh my god!" Mauro said.

"Now... please welcome the TDW Hardcore Champion Brick McArthur and Jo Razor." Funaki said before the crowd cheered.

"Funaki, I wanna say sorry about Alejandro... tonight we're gonna kick their asses in your honor." Brick said to Funaki.

"Thanks but the only question I have is... what's your strategy going to be?" Funaki asked them.

"Win." Brick and Jo answered Funaki before they left.

"Now we go to Sean Mooney who is with "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam." Funaki said before the cameras went to Sean Mooney and "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam in her locker room.

"Thank you Funaki, JR, and Mauro." Sean said thanking Funaki, JR, and Mauro.

"I am here with the special guest referee "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam... Ali what is your plan as the referee?" Sean said before he asked her.

"To make sure that the Celine Dion look-a-like and one of the Three Caballeros don't lay a hand on me and since it's a mixed tag team bout-" Ali said before Sean cleared his throat.

"Ali it is a no holds barred match so if they can put your hands on you they can... but they really shouldn't." Sean said to Ali.

"You wanna know why Sean?" Ali asked Sean.

"Of course." Sean answered Ali.

"Because if Heather and Al put their hands on me, they're gonna see hell itself!" Ali said to Sean.

"Meaning...?" Sean asked Ali.

"Meaning... that I will kick their asses! From one side of the ring... to the other!" Ali said before she left the locker room.

"JR, and Mauro back to you." Sean said to the anouncers before the camera went back to ringside.

"Thank you, Sean." JR said to Sean.

"Now we can go to the ring." Mauro said before the bell rang.

"The following contest is a mixed tag team match set for one-fall! With a special guest referee!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd cheered as "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play before Ali came out wearing her kilt and a referee's shirt.

"Please welcome the special guest referee for this bout... 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced.

"Ali issued a warning, if Alejandro or Heather touch her... she is going to kick their asses all over the ring!" JR said to Mauro.

"Right you are." Mauro said before she entered the ring before "Walk" by Foo Fighters began to play as Brick McArthur and Jo Razor came out to cheers.

"Here comes the TDW Hardcorew Champion Brick and his girlfriend Jo Razor!" Mauro said to JR.

"Introducing first...! from Edmonton, Alberta Canada... weighing in at 255 Pounds... he is the TDW Hardcore Champion "The Soldier" Brick McArthur! And his partner from London, Ontario... "The Jockette" Jo Razor!" Justin Roberts announced

"And here they come! Brick and Jo!" JR said.

"Brick had a solid performance at WarGames against Duncan Brooks at Michigan Stadium where he put Duncan through a thumbtack covered table before applying the soldier lock for the win to keep the Hardcore Championship!" Mauro said to JR.

"You said it!" JR said back before they entered the ring as "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica began to play as Alejandro and Heather came out to loud boos.

"Their opponents... first from Barcelona, Spain... weighing in at 245 Pounds... he is the leader of "The Empire" he is The TDW World Heavyweight Champion... "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto! His tag team partner from Toronto, Ontario Canada... representing The Empire and The Popular Girls... Heather Clarkson!" Justin Roberts announced.

"There he is, the World Heavyweight Champion of TDW and his main squeeze." Mauro said as Alejandro and Heather enter the ring before Heather removes Alejandro's robe, revealing the title belt and his fiery red tights.

"He lost last week in a mixed tag team match as he and Heather are looking for redemption." JR said to Mauro.

"Right you are." Mauro said back as they both entered the ring while Ali got a microphone.

"What on earth is going on?" Mauro asked.

"What is she gonna do?" JR asked before she began to speak.

"Alright, alright, that's enough of that shitshow from Loser Cucaracha and from the Celine Dion look alike!" Ali said causing the crowd to laugh and cheer.

"We have no time for you two losers to pose with your wiener hanging out with your tights Ale-dickdro! So take off the robe, give me the championship belt, and let's get on with the wrestling!" Ali said causing the crowd to cheer and laugh even more before Ali grabbed the robe and belt as she gave them to a ringside attendant.

"Now let's get the party goin'!" Ali said to the fans causing them to cheer.

"Wow, these fans are in for a treat!" Mauro said before Ali looked at the timekeeper.

"Ring the bell!" Ali said as the bell rang as Alejandro and Brick started the match for their teams.

"Here we go and we are officially underway!" JR said before Brick and Alejandro started grappling each other until Alejandro had Brick in a hold that Ali didn't like.

"Hey! Get off of Brick right now! 1...! 2...! 3...! 4...! Get off him or else I will disqualify your ass right now Alejandro!" Ali shouted at Alejandro.

"It looks like Ali does not like that hold, Mauro." JR said to Mauro.

"Nope Alejandro is fish-hooking Brick!" Mauro said before Ali grabbed Alejandro by the hair to the surprise of the crowd and everyone else.

"Did you see what Ali just did? She grabbed the heavyweight champion of the world by the hair!" JR asked Mauro and said to him.

"Mamma Mia!" Mauro said back.

"What did I tell you?! Stop!" Ali asked and told him to stop before he did but nailed a spinebuster on Brick.

"Alejandro with a spinebuster to Brick." Mauro said.

"But that's just for starters." JR said to Mauro before Alejandro then attempted a knee drop but Brick moved out of the way.

"Brick dodges a knee drop!" Mauro said before Brick tagged in Jo.

"Jo is in the match and that means Alejandro must tag in Heather." JR said before Alejandro tagged Heather into the match.

"Now Heather is in the match!" Mauro said before Jo nailed Heather with a shoulder tackle.

"Shoulder tackle by Jo Razor!" JR said before Jo then nailed another one before she nailed a hard clothesline knocking her down.

"Another shoulder tackle before she nails the Queen Bee with a hard clothesline!" Mauro said before Jo then began setting Heather up for a Razor's Edge.

"Jo Razor... getting ready to nail Heather with the Razor's Edge!" JR said to Mauro.

"Which was made famous by WWE Hall of Famer Scott Hall, aka Razor Ramon." Mauro said before Jo then kicked Heather in the gut before Jo nailed her with it.

"Jo is successful in nailing the Razors Edge!" Mauro said to JR as the crowd roared with loud cheers.

"Scott Hall aka Razor Ramon would be so proud!" JR said before Jo pinned Heather.

"1...! 2...!" Ali counted before Heather kicked out.

"And a kick out from Heather." JR said before Jo then nailed a Bicycle Kick to Heather.

"And a bicycle kick to the winner of Total Drama World Tour." Mauro said before Jo pinned Heather again.

"1...! 2...!" Ali counted before Heather kicked out again as Jo attempted the bicycle kick again before Heather moved out of the way causing Jo to hit the ring post.

"Heather moves out of the way as Jo hit the post!" Mauro said before Heather attempted to gouge Jo's eyes but Ali wasn't having it as she grabbed Heather by the wrist causing the crowd to cheer.

"Oh no you don't!" Ali said to Heather.

"Ali stopped Heather from a potential eye gouging!" JR said to Mauro.

"She is an unorthodox referee." Mauro said before Heather then nailed Jo with a forearm before she nailed her with the Queen Bee's Stomp.

"Oh! The Queen Bee's Stomp! This might be all for Jo and Brick!" Mauro said before Heather pinned Jo.

"1...! 2...!" Ali counted slowly on purpose before Jo kicked out before she nailed Heather with the Chokebreaker.

"Chokebreaker by Jo!" Mauro said.

"My God!" JR said before Jo tagged in Brick as Heather tagged in Alejandro.

"Here comes the World Champion Alejandro Burromuerto and the Hardcore Champion Brick McArthur!" Mauro said before Alejandro and Brick were brawling in the ring by hammering away with fists before Brick nailed a big boot as he was setting Alejandro up for Mission Accomplished which is Emerald Fusion.

"Mission Accomplished incoming!" JR said before Alejandro then nails a low-blow causing the crowd to boo loudly.

"Aw come on!" Mauro shouted as it looked like Alejandro was gonna be intentionally disqualified but Ali wasn't having it at all.

"It's not gonna be a DQ because Ali is fuming!" JR said to Mauro.

"What is she gonna do now?!" Mauro asked JR before Ali returned the favor as she nailed Alejandro with a swift and hard kick into the balls as punishment as the crowd roared loudly with loud cheers.

"OHHHHHHHH! MAMMA MIA! BULLSEYE!" Mauro shouted.

"My God! Ali kicks El Diablo in the cojones and this crowd in Lexington is loving it!" JR said to Mauro.

"I know, right!" Mauro said before Heather ran into the ring towards Ali.

"Look at this, Heather is upset at Ali for kicking her man in the jewels!" JR said before Ali and Heather starts to have a shouting match.

"HOW DARE YOU KICK MY TAG TEAM PARTNER BELOW THE BELT! HE DID NOTHING TO YOU AT ALL!" Heather shouted at Ali.

"HEATHER! HE NAILED BRICK BELOW THE BELT AND HE DESERVED HIS COMEUPPANCE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT THEN YOU CAN KISS MY WHITE BISEXUAL ASS!" Ali shouted back as the crowd was loving this shouting match.

"There happens to be a shouting match between the two-" Mauro said before Heather slapped Ali, causing the crowd to boo even louder.

"OH MY GOD! Heather has slapped Ali across the face, Heather has slapped the guest referee!" JR said.

"Ali did say that if Heather or Alejandro struck her she would kick her ass from one side of the ring to the other!" Mauro said to JR.

"Now she's done it! Heather's gonna witness hell itself!" JR said before Ali was fuming and ready to explode as she began to beat the holy crap out of Heather as she nailed several tornado punches causing the crowd to go wild before she took Heather to Suplex City by nailing the Tazzmission Suplex, the Cobra Clhtch Suplex, the reverse Suplex, and the German Suplex.

"Even as a referee "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam knows how to make an impact!" Mauro said to JR.

"Indeed!" JR said in agreement before Jo then nailed Heather with the Chokebreaker again before Brick nailed Alejandro with Mission Accomplished.

"Mission Accomplished to Alejandro!" Mauro said to JR as Brick pinned Alejandro.

"There's the cover! Will this be it?" JR said before he asked Mauro as Ali began to count the pin-fall.

"1...! 2...! 3...!" Ali counted as Brick pinned the TDW World Heavyweight Champion Alejandro Burromuerto causing the crowd to erupt with loud cheers.

"For the second week in a row! El Diablo's plans have backfired!" JR said.

"Here are your winners... Jo Razor and the TDW Hardcore Champion... "The Soldier" Brick McArthur!" Justin Roberts announced as Ali then began to taunt Alejandro and Heather by doing the DX crotch chop causing the crowd to cheer again.

"Ali is paying tribute to D-Generation X by doing the Crotch Chop to Alejandro and Heather!" Mauro said as Ali kept doing the Crotch Chop until she was done.

"Heather shouldn't have slapped her!" JR said to Mauro.

"Heather has gotten payback." Mauro said to JR.

"You said it!" JR said to Mauro before Ali motioned for a microphone.

"Heather Clarkson...! Alejandro Burromuerto...! I TOLD YOU IF ANYONE OF YOU HIT ME I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU WITNESS HELL ON EARTH! ESPECIALLY COURTESY OF THE ROWDY GAL!" Ali said to Heather Clarkson and Alejandro Burromuerto who were livid and having a tantrum in the ring.

"Jo Razor... you did a great job tonight in the ring... I hope to wrestle you someday." Ali said to Jo before they shook hands as Jo and Brick also left the ring and headed backstage.

"As for you two... you two have now known that you never fuck with the Rowdy Gal!" Ali said to them Alejandro and Heather causing the crowd to cheer.

"Now... if you excuse me, I need to get ready for my match with Blaineley O'Halloran." Ali said before she left the ring.

"We will be back with The Step Brothers taking on The Empire to determine the number one contenders for the TDW Tag Team Championship... so don't go away!" JR said as the cameras faded to black.

STEP-BROTHERS ARE TAKING ON THE EMPIRE TO DSETERMINE THE NUMBER ONE CHALLENGERS FOR THE TDW TAG TEAM TITLES AT CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

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