Ali's Pit in San Diego
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We go to the Valley View Casino Center in San Diego, California as 13,450 fans packed the venue as "Across The Nation" by The Union Underground was playing while fireworks went off, after the pyro went off... before the crowd went wild with loud cheers.
"TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted for a bit.
"We are live at the Valley View Casino Center in San Diego, California for the last edition of TDW before Christmas Miracle!" JR said before he began the introductions.
"I'm Jim Ross along with Mauro Ranallo as we have a solid card tonight." JR said to Mauro.
"We sure do... we have Sam Miller teaming up again with Ennui Wilson as they team up against Duncan Brooks and The TDW World Champion "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto, The Cadets team up against Heather Clarkson and Beth Morrow, Geoff faces Lorenzo, Brody faces Chet, and more and also "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam faces off against Jen Helmsley." Mauro said to JR.
"But to kick it off, we have another edition of Ali's Pit!" JR said before "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play as Ali came out to loud cheers.
"Here she is! The undefeated number one contender!" Mauro said.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... please welcome "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced.
"She will challenge Dawn Menzel in a two out of three falls match for the TDW Women's Championship but she'll wrestle Eric Bischoff at Christmas Miracle as well in a Miracle on 34th Street fight." JR said to Mauro.
"Indeed, JR." Mauro said in agreement before she high-fived a few fans at ringside until she got onto the apron, then she entered the ring as she was handed a microphone.
"What up, San Diego!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered loudly.
"Tonight... I face Jen Helmsley from The Popular Sluts in this very ring." Ali said before the crowd roared with cheers and laughter.
"But I wanna get something off my chest before I bring out my guest." Ali said to the fans as she was about to speak from the heart.
"This oughta be interesting Mauro." JR said to Mauro.
"Agreed." Mauro said back in agreement.
"This Sunday... I'll be wrestling two matches at Christmas Miracle in my hometown of Houston, Texas... where I started my career when I beat Taylor Ford in front of over 70,000 plus at Reliant Stadium!" Ali said to the crowd before they cheered loudly.
"This crowd is ready for Chrismas Miracle." Mauro said before Ali continued to speak.
"However... the first match of my night is against one of my arch enemies, one of the biggest assholes in the history of professional wrestling... Eric Bischoff." Ali said to the crowd who booed loudly.
"Eric Bischoff has hated me since I debuted, and I hated him since I was a little girl, he screwed my godfather over when I was five years old for the world heavyweight championship, that's the moment that I started hating that fucker." Ali said to the crowd who cheered loudly.
"We are getting real here JR." Mauro said to JR.
"Absolutely." JR said back before she resumed talking.
"Guys, another thing... he did not create the New World Order faction in WCW, he ripped it off from an angle in Japan... he's a goddamn liar!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Man!" JR said before she continued.
"He is a bully, he has fired me for absolutely no reason, he's called me retarded, he's called me so many more names, he attempted murder on me, he even strangled me!" Ali said to the crowd who booed because of his actions.
"Bischoff I got something to say to you." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"Oh dear." JR said before Ali began to roast Eric Bischoff.
"Eric Aaron Bischoff, you need to take a big step back... and literally fuck your own face! I don't know what kind of bullshit you're gonna pull at Houston, Texas but Houston is my territory, my hometown so you are gonna need a goddamn swat team to keep me from destroying you before our Miracle on 34th street fight, I AM TALKING SCORCHED EARTH YOU COCKUCKING MOTHERFUCKER! AT CHRISTMAS MIRACLE SLEAZY E! IT WILL NOT BE A SILENT NIGHT! IT'LL BE A BLOODY! BRUTAL! AND GRISLY MASSACRE! BECAUSE I WILL MASSACRE YOU! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!" Ali shouted as the crowd roared loudly.
"MAMMA MIA! What a strong and powerful threat which she could deliver on." Mauro said to JR.
"Another thing Bischoff, you are like Kamoshida from Persona 5... but much worse! Not only that, Bischoff... but you're gonna find out one thing this Sunday... YOU DO NOT THROW ROCKS AT A WOMAN WHO'S GOT A MACHINE GUN!" Ali said before she finished her roast on Eric Bischoff, as the crowd roared even louder.
"ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted for a good 30 seconds causing Ali to smile and chuckle a bit.
"Settle down you guys... I need to talk about the championship match I have with Dawn this sunday as well." Ali said to the crowd.
I have seen her compete in the ironwoman match, in a Taipei Deathmatch, in the Hell in a Cell Match, and other various matches for that Women's championship and come out on top... she is the toughest woman I have ever seen and it will be an incredible honor to face her for the women's championship in a two out of three falls match." Ali said before the crowd roared as she continued to speak.
"I have overcome so much all my life, I'm already living my dream as a professional wrestler in TDW I am undefeated, I'm going to wrestle for the highest honor in the Women's division... and if I win the women's championship it'll be a bigger step in living my dream and it'll also prove in TDW that dreams do come true and it'll also prove that I am not overrated and not some fluke!" Ali said with a tear in her eye as the crowd roared even louder.
"What a statement by Ali." Mauro said.
"Now... without further due here is my guest... he is from right here in San Diego, he is... the one... the only..." Ali said to the crowd as she was introducing her guest but then "Celtic Invasion" by CFO$ began to play as the WWE Raw Women's Champion Becky Lynch came out to a mixed reaction.
"What the hell?! Is that-?!" Mauro asked JR.
"It is! Becky Lynch the Raw's Women Champion... is here in TDW!" JR said before Becky Lynch entered the ring as her music stopped playing.
"What are you doing here Becky?" Ali asked Becky.
"Funny you should ask, lassie..." Becky answered Ali right back before she began to explain.
"I've seen you on TV and over the internet, I asked Vince to come to San Diego, he said of course and here I am." Becky said to Ali.
"So you're here to just visit?" Ali asked Becky.
"Not exactly." Becky answered Ali.
"Then why are you here?" Ali asked Becky.
"I am here to challenge you to a match." Becky answered Ali by throwing out a challenge as the crowd cheered.
"What?" Mauro asked in shock.
"A match, you say?" Ali asked Becky in response.
"Anytime, anywhere Lassie." Becky answered before the crowd roared again.
"Oh my God! Becky just challenged Ali to a match!" JR said to Mauro.
"Anytime, anywhere." Mauro said to JR.
"So San Diego... if y'all think that I should accept Becky's challenge give me a hell yeah!" Ali said to the crowd.
"HELL YEAH!" The crowd shouted at Ali.
"I said give me a hell yeah San Diego! Come on!" Ali shouted back at the crowd.
"HELL YEAH!" The crowd shouted right back again.
"That answers Ali's question about if the fans want." Mauro said to JR.
"To answer your question... your ass is on!" Ali answered Becky as the crowd roared again.
"Plus, just a head's up, Becks..." Ali said before she shoved Becky, who then shoved her back, they kept shoving each other until they brawled like Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper did.
"A brawl has escalated between "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam and The Raw Women's champion!" JR said while they kept fighting until security broke it up to the loud boos of the fans.
"One of these days, Lynchy; your ass is mine!" Ali shouted at Becky.
"We'll see about that!" Becky shouted before security lets her go as she left the ring to her theme and the mixed reaction from before her music stopped playing.
"How about that, folks?! A challenge made by The Man!" Ali said before the crowd cheered.
"Now... as I was saying, my guest is from San Diego... he is one of the greatest luchadore libre wrestlers of all time... he is the one... the only... Rey Mysterio!" Ali introduced her guest to loud cheers before "Booyaka 619" by Jim Johnston began to play as Rey Mysterio came out to loud cheers.
"My God! Here he is, the Master of the 619 is here!" JR said to Mauro.
"The most famous Luchadore is back home JR! This is going to be a treat." Mauro said before Rey Mysterio entered the ring before he and Ali hugged.
"Rey... welcome to 'Ali's Pit'." Ali said to Rey.
"It is a tremendous honor to be back home and it's an awesome pleasure to be in the same ring with one of the best female wrestlers on the planet today." Rey said to Ali.
"Thanks, man! Alright, let's start off this interview with something from your days in WCW." Ali said to Rey.
"Alrighty then." Rey said to Ali.
"Well, when you debuted for WCW did you know it was a pay-per-view like Great American Bash for the Cruiserweight title against Dean Malenko?" Ali asked Rey.
"To be honest no, I thought it was a live event, not a pay-per-view but we ended up having a great match one of the best matches of 1996." Rey answered Ali.
"Awesome. Now, let's rewind the clock a year and describe what it felt when you joined ECW in '95." Ali said to Rey.
"Well, it was incredible even though it was brief... I had an epic feud with Psychosis as we had Extreme Lucha matches and it was just fun, I also had a series of matches with Juventud Guerrera as well and it was crazy." Rey said to Ali.
"That's actually cool, and also... for someone like myself that has an extensive knowledge of professional wrestling, how did it feel when you joined the WWE in 2002, as well as you teaming up and feuding with Eddie Guerrero?" Ali said before she asked Rey.
"When I joined the WWE in 2002, it was awesome because I finally made it to the best wrestling company in the world, and I was finally going to show everyone who I am and my tag team partnership with mi hermano... Eddie." Rey answered Ali before the crowd roared with loud cheers before he continued.
"The matches we had whether we were tag team partners or friends, or enemies... it was magical the chemistry in the ring was awesome, he's the best I've ever wrestled and I'll never forget him for the rest of my career, the spirit of Eddie Guerrero is still in me." Rey said before the crowd cheered again, then they began to chant.
"Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!" The crowd chanted loudly.
"Eddie Guerrero is remembered by everyone." Mauro said.
"Well, Rey that's awesome." Ali said to Rey.
"Thanks... and if Eddie were still here today, you know what he would've thought about your skills in the ring?" Rey said before he asked Ali.
"Tell me." Ali said to Rey.
"He would have thought that you're a natural." Rey said to Ali causing the crowd roars louder than ever.
"Thanks, Rey." Ali said before the two hugged.
"Now, I need to get ready for my match later tonight, ladies and gentlemen... give it up one more time for Rey Mysterio!" Ali said to Rey, before she told the crowd to give him one more round of applause which they did.
"Don't go away as Brody takes on Chet when we come back... so we'll be right back." JR said before the camera faded to black.
OUR OPENING CONTEST IS BRODY TAKING ON CHET!
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