Segment
Summary: This next segment is a surprise.
Disclaimer: Rated M for violence and language.
Co-written by me and ShokuAli16
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The crowd was ready for more action.
"We are back as tonight's action is going to be even better with this tag team match between The Cadets and The Popular Girls!" Mauro said before all of the sudden "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play to the confusion of the crowd and the commentators.
"Why is Ali's music playing?" Mauro asked JR.
"Beats me." JR answered Mauro before two people came out as they were Eric Bischoff and Heather Clarkson as Eric came out wearing a white tail coat, jeans, and sneakers, while Heather came out dressed up in a wig in the color of red, and the length of the wig was shoulder length like Ali Moonbeam's hair, as she was wearing a kilt, a black leather jacket, and a Barney The Dinosaur T-shirt that says "I'm a retard" on it as well to the shock and anger of the crowd while the commentators were simply disgusted.
"What the hell?!" JR asked Mauro.
"What in the hell is this monstrosity that we are seeing?!" Mauro asked.
"That is not "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam! That is Heather Clarkson with Eric Bischoff!" JR answered Mauro.
"Heather is making fun of Ali and mocking her appearance, her clothing, and more!" Mauro said to JR.
"That is absolutely one of the most heinous, disrespectful, and awful things I have seen in my 45 years in this industry!" JR said while the crowd was booing was like crazy.
"This crowd in San Diego are extremely angry." Mauro said while the camera went to Ali's dressing room as she was watching the whole thing unfold before her eyes through a TV monitor.
"Look at Ali's expression while she's watching what's happening!" JR said to Mauro via voiceover as one camera focused on Heather and Sleazy E while the other one focused on Ali in her dressing room.
"Looks like Ali is about to-" Mauro said before Ali began to throw stuff around her dressing room in an act of rage.
"HOW DARE SHE MAKE FUN OF ME?!" Ali shouted in pure anger.
"Uh-oh... she's snapped!" Mauro shouted as the camera was back in the ring as Heather and Sleazy E have entered the squared circle.
"Oh God... these two bullies have entered the ring." JR said to Mauro.
"There's no telling what they'll do tonight!" Mauro said to JR.
"What I can say, is that this is a disgrace." JR said before Heather motioned for a microphone and pretended to wheeze like Ali causing the crowd to boo even louder.
"Give me a fucking break!" Mauro shouted before Heather was done pretending to wheeze, she began her parody of Ali as she began to talk.
"Hey there, dummies!" Heather aka Phony Ali spoke to the crowd who booed loudly.
"Phony!" The crowd chanted for a good 90 seconds before Heather was about to respond.
"You're right, I'm a big fat, retarded phony that doesn't deserve to be in wrestling!" Heather shouted causing the crowd to boo even louder.
"Everyone in wrestling doesn't think that I'm a natural, they're just saying that to feel sorry for how much a retarded bisexual dyke I am!" Heather said before the camera went back to the dressing room.
"Ali has calmed down a bit, but she still looks like she's gonna flat out murder someone in a second!" JR said to Mauro.
"You said it!" Mauro said back before the camera went back to the ring.
"I don't belong in wrestling, I belong in a group home binge-watching Barney the Dinosaur all day long!" Heather said causing the crowd to boo even louder than ever.
"Oh come on! That's low!" Mauro said before the camera went back to her dressing room as she was fuming.
"What?! I don't even- why that little...!" Ali shouted before she began to rant in the locker room.
"I DO NOT LIKE THAT STUPID ASS ONE DIMENSIONAL LYING DINOSAUR! HEATHER IS GOING TOO FAR!" Ali shouted and meanwile back in the ring... Heather was still going on and on.
"Even though I'm 20 years old, I need to be coddled and treated like a little bitty baby because I'm afraid of making it on my own, besides, I have no friends at all... I have no friends because of my skin color which makes me looks like a ghost, if I didn't look like a ghost, if I didn't have so many diseases which causes me to look like a freak, I would have a man to please me... oh I'm sorry a man and a woman because I'm a bisexual dyke that needs a man and a woman to pleasure me! If I wasn't so retarded, I would have those things, I would have friends, and I would be like every other adult in the world instead of being a drooling retarded moron being coddled by my mommy and daddy who allowed me to be a ghost faced, dyke of a moron!" Heather shouted as the crowd booed even louder and it looked like they were about to riot and storm the ring as Eric Bischoff was cheering her on.
"My God, Heather has taken this personal! She has gone way too far!" JR said to Mauro.
"You said it!" Mauro said as the camera went back to the locker room.
"If that bitch says one more thing about me, I'm gonna explode!" Ali shouted as Heather who already spoke savage things and has said some outrageous things but she was about to take it over the edge.
"My mommy and daddy are ashamed of me... they even told me that I was a mistake! They told me that they only kept me because they felt sorry for me as a baby!" Heather shouted as the fans booed again as some of the fans at ringside were about to storm the ring.
"OH MY GOD!" Mauro shouted.
"FOR GOD SAKES!" JR shouted as well.
"YOU SUCK!" The crowd chanted loudly while they kept booing going even louder than ever as the camera went back to the locker room it showed a fuming Ali.
"THAT'S IT!" Ali shouted.
"It's one thing to insult me face to face, but when someone actually mocks me... THAT'S CROSSING THE LINE!" Ali shouted and ranted before she found a cricket bat and a chain before she ran out of the dressing room.
"Uh-oh..." JR said.
"Heather and Sleazy E shouldn't have crossed the line." Mauro said before Eric Bischoff was handed the microphone before Heather sucks her thumb continuing making fun of Ali.
"They are gonna get beaten like a government mule." JR said.
"I hope you dummies know some truth about your so called Rowdy Gal!" Eric Bischoff better known as Sleazy E said to the crowd who booed loudly until Ali came out with her weapons causing the crowd to cheer loudly.
"Here comes the Rowdy Gal as business is about to pick up!" Mauro said to JR.
"Ali Moonbeam is coming to open up a can of whoopass on Heather and Eric Bischoff!" JR said to Mauro.
"Get ready to see all hell break loose tonight San Diego!" Mauro shouted before Ali entered the ring before she nailed Sleazy E with the Cricket bat across his head, and nailed Heather with the Cricket bat by hitting her hard across her back.
"OHHH!" The crowd groaned while they kept cheering.
"Ali is unleashing hell on Heather Clarkson!" JR said while Ali stomped on Heather's back before Ali grabbed the chain and began to strangle Heather with the chain causing the crowd to cheer.
"MAMMA MIA! ALI IS STRANGLING HEATHER WITH THE CHAIN!" Mauro shouted.
"My God! Ali punishing Heather with that chain by wrapping it around her neck!" JR shouted before Ali kept strangling until she stopped as she let go of the hold as Sleazy E took Heather out of the ring as Ali motioned for a microphone, she was also extremely livid.
"Man... she must be wanting to let these emotions out... and she's about to let them out." Mauro said before Ali began to speak.
"Sorry you had to see that..." Ali apologized to the crowd who cheered because she kicked their butts.
"Guys, I'm talking about that horrible, disrespectful, and inappropriate parody of me, I wanna make some things clear right now before I tear a new asshole into Heather Clarkson and to Sleazy E Bitchoff." Ali said to the crowd who cheered again.
"Oh boy... here we go." JR said before she began to speak from the heart again.
"Everything that Celine Dion wannabe said about me is absolutely positively without a doubt goddamn bullshit!" Ali shouted causing the crowd to cheer again before she resumed talking.
"Despite my flaws, despite my diseases, despite my autism, despite my bisexuality, which I was born with by the way." Ali said causing the crowd to cheer again before she resumed speaking.
"I'm not a retarded dyke that wants to have a man and a woman to pleasure me, I'm not a retarded person at all... that loves being coddled by my parents, that's a big fat goddamn lie! and when it comes to Barney the Dinosaur..." Ali said before she began to vent her thoughts in this intense shoot promo.
"I HATE THAT STUPID! STUPID! STUPID SHITSHOW!" Ali shouted at the crowd.
"I love pro wrestling, Total Drama, My Little Pony, Anime like Sailor Moon, Pretty Cure and countless others! Not to mention tokusatsu shows like Ultraman, Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, Power Rangers and others like them! I also love Mystery Science Theater 3000! And many, many more TV shows!" Ali clarified what programs she liked before she resumed.
"I am proud that I'm an autistic, bisexual woman, with a boyfriend in the TDW Intercontinental Champion Jay Morris and I have tons of friends for your information! I have friends in the wrestling world, I have friends at school and more... I give all of the credit to the love and blessings that God gave me!" Ali said causing the crowd to roar loudly with cheers.
"ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted loudly.
"This crowd in San Diego... behind Ali for sure." JR said to Mauro.
"Seriously, even the Monty Python sketches look better than what those two assclowns did!" Ali said to the crowd causing them to roar even louder.
"Another thing... Eric Bischoff, like I said about you earlier I meant it and I got more." Ali said to Sleazy E.
"Even when I debuted you had to treat me like shit, but that is going to come to an end! Once and for all!" Ali said to Eric Bischoff.
"Yeah?! Well we'll see about that!" Eric said before he and Heather left.
"You guys, I am going to destroy Jen to teach Heather and Sleazy E one final lesson before this sunday!" Ali said before Daniel King came out to cheers.
"I'll deal with Eric Bischoff and Heather Clarkson in a minute, but Ali... you better get ready fast because your match is next and it'll be no holds barred!" Daniel said to Ali as the crowd cheered.
"My god! "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam is going to face Jen Helmsley in a no holds barred mach and it's next!" JR said before the camera faded to black.
THAT WAS DISGUSTING WHAT HEATHER SAID ABOUT ALI WHILE MAKING FUN OF HER!
ANYWAY ALI FACES JEN NEXT IN A NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH!
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