Summary: Dennis sets up a stand outside for people to blow bubbles, and he and Winnie have fun, but Dracula finds it to be too repetitive.
This chapter is the parody of the episode of the same name.
One day, Dennis was walking outside, noticing everything he sees. "What a wonderful day.", he said, although the sky is full of clouds. Dennis finds any day to be wonderful, even if they look dreary.
"Well, the air is fresh, and birds are chirping.", he said, as he sees a bunch of birds nearby, "So peaceful.".
Suddenly, Dennis goes inside the hotel and went back outside with a chair, a table, and even some signs. Dracula hears the racket outside and said, "Can you keep it down?! I can't work with all that racket!". "Sure thing, Papa Drac!", Dennis said.
Dennis tried to be quiet, but it was hard, because when you're trying to make something important, doing it quietly slows down the process. "And now,", said Dracula as he pulls out a bassoon, "Some soothing sounds from my new bassoon.".
Dracula had bought the bassoon awhile ago, by asking Johnny to buy it for him, and to tell the truth, he played a bit offkey. Dennis knew that his project was more important, so he rushed through it quickly.
"I thought I told you to...", said Dracula, until he noticed what Dennis has made. "Hey, Papa Drac!", Dennis said, before asking, "Wanna blow bubbles? Only 25 cents.".
"Oh, like I'm going to spend the moment of my time, just blowing bubbles?", Dracula asked, to which Dennis said, "Yeah.". "I mean, who in this entire hotel would pay to blow bubbles?", Dracula soon asked again.
Just then, Winnie went outside, and said, "Good morning!", before tripping and tumbling down a grassy hill. "I should have known.", Dracula commented to himself.
"Good morning, ma'am, would you care to blow a bubble?", Dennis asked. Winnie thought about it for a moment, "How much is it?", she asked, and Dennis said, "Only a quarter.".
"Wow, that sounds reasonable.", Winnie said with excitement. She soon realized that she doesn't have any money with her, "I'm going to have to borrow a quarter.", she whispered, to which Dennis gave her one.
"Thanks!", Dennis said, when Winnie gave him the quarter. "Well, business is booming.", Dracula said, before closing his window. "Sometimes, my grandson gets the whackiest ideas.", Dracula said, as he continued practicing his bassoon.
Eventually, Dennis prepared the bubble solution, and dipped the bubble wand in it. "One bubble wand,", Dennis said, "dipped and ready to go!". Winnie grabbed the bubble wand, and she starts to blow, but it turns out she blowing a raspberry and not a bubble.
Dennis puts up a smaller sign that indicates that there are lessons, while Winnie kept on struggling with her bubble blowing. "May I interest you in some lessons,", Dennis asked, "Only 25 cents.".
"Very well then.", Winnie said, as she is almost out of breath, "Hey, Dennis, can I borrow another quarter?". Dennis soon gave another quarter to Winnie, to which she gives it back to him.
"Okay Winnie,", Dennis instructed, "It's all in a little technique I made up.". "There's a technique?", Winnie asked. "Yes, and I'll show you.", Dennis excitedly said.
Dennis' technique involves going into a pose which has his left foot curled up, then he spins around and stops. He then told Winnie, that he double takes three times, and then does a little pelvic thrust, to which it ends by stopping on his right foot. Then, he brings it around town, hops, and morphs into various objects that even his other family members can't turn into, and finally he blows bubbles in the shape of rubber duckies.
Winnie was amazed, that Dennis can blow different shapes of bubbles. Dennis can even blow bubbles in the shape of cubes, and long caterpillar shaped bubbles. "That's awesome!", Winnie said, as Dennis even blew a bubble in the shape of a cruise ship.
The cruise ship bubble floats upwards, and then suddenly popped, even making the same sound a cruise ship sounds like, which startled Dracula for a second.
"And now, with two hands!", Dennis announced, as he held the wand with both of his hands, and blew a gigantic bubble, in the shape of an elephant. "Wow, that's one mammoth bubble!", Winnie said, as the elephant bubble floated over towards on of the open windows of the hotel.
The bubble soon popped, and it made the sound an elephant would make. Now, Dennis was really scared, knowing that Dracula would yell at him and Winnie for making such a loud bubble.
And to make matters worse, Dennis was right, as Dracula was red in the face with anger. Dennis and Winnie under the table and even put up a suspicious 'Closed' sign up.
Excuse me, but we are closed...", Dennis said, but was interrupted when Dracula said, "Don't give me that innocent tone! How could you possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?".
"We're not just blowing bubbles,", Dennis said, "we're make bubble art!". Dennis even showed his grandpa the technique, to which he does all the steps, while Dracula just glared at him all annoyed.
In the end, Dennis blew a bubble in the shape of a butterfly, which soon landed on Dracula's nose, and pops. "That's more than art,", said Dracula all annoyed, "It's annoying cheeky behavior!". Dennis and Winnie soon have guilty looks on their faces.
"You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.", he said, as Dennis and Winnie dragged their feet back to the hotel. Dracula soon noticed the bubble wand, and he decided that maybe blowing just one bubble won't be so bad.
"That'll be 25 cents, please.", Dennis soon said, which spooked Dracula for a second. "Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?", Dracula asked, to which Dennis also reminded him about the lessons, which makes Dracula even more confused.
"Beginners?", said Dracula, "What's more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? Here's your 25 cents.".
"Watch and learn.", he said he tried to blow his bubble, but fails. "Let me try that again.", he said, but failed for a second time. "One more try!", he said, and he eventually blew the bubble, but it was small and landed on the ground, to which it was a dud.
"That's just a warm-up!", Dracula said, as he placed another quarter on the table, and kept on trying, but every time he tried, he has to pay more quarters.
"Remember the technique!", Dennis and Winnie said, as they showed Dracula the technique once more, but he's more focused on the bubble wand and nothing else. "Technique! Technique! Technique!", the two kids kept on saying.
"You're not doing the technique?", Dennis sheepishly said, to which Dracula said, "Technique? Technique?!", and eventually did the technique, much to his dismay.
After he was done, Dracula screamed into the bubble wand, which made the biggest bubble ever. Dennis and Winnie were even surprised and amazed that Dracula made such a huge bubble. "You did it Papa Drac, that was so good.", Dennis said. "Drac is number one!", Winnie cheered.
"I really did it, didn't I?", Dracula said, as he showed the bubble. "You guys didn't blow anything like that!", Dracula said, to which Dennis and Winnie agreed.
"Now that's a bubble!", Dracula said. "Yep, it sure is.", said Dennis, "You see, it IS all in the technique.". "Technique?!", Dracula asked, "You wouldn't think I would have created that bubble with your help? Come on it's in my genes.".
Dennis and Winnie don't know what genes are, so they cheered, "Drac's got genes! Drac's got genes!", as Dracula goes back into the hotel.
As Dennis and Winnie were cheering however, Dracula's bubble has engulfed the hotel, and lifted it up into the air. Dennis saw the whole thing, while Winnie was still cheering, to which eventually she saw the whole thing too.
"Hello, everyone!", Dracula said, as he look out the window of his room, "You are looking at the makings of a...". He suddenly stopped when he noticed what's going on, and eventually the bubble popped.
Dennis and Winnie are now so embarrassed, that they hid under their stand, in the hopes that Dracula would calm down.
