Summary: Bela decides to get his revenge by taking over Dennis' mind to get what he wants: the secrets to Dracula's success of bringing humans into the hotel.
This chapter is the parody of the episode: Plankton.
One day, Quasimodo was making food for the hungry human customers, to which he is annoyed with. Dennis was helping along, and decides to even talk like a chef to cheer him.
"I haven't got all day!", he said, as Dennis said in his chef voice, "Oui, oui! Un hamburger, monsieur.". "First, I do the patty.", he said, making that patty float with his magic.
"Come on, I haven't got all day!", Quasimodo snapped, but Dennis was busy with the ingredients. "Hold on a second.", Dennis said, as he made the patty disappear. "And voila!", he said, as he pulled the burger from the chef's ear, "It's behind your ear.".
"You're literally killing me, Dennis.", Quasimodo said all annoyed, "You really are.". "But let's just take a second, and witness the greatest piece of food of all time.", Dennis said, holding the burger like it's a trophy.
"Okay, fine, now give it to me.", Quasimodo said, but as he did, the patty started to move.
"Stop doing that!!", Quasimodo said, but Dennis said that he wasn't doing anything. "Papa Drac!", Dennis said in fear, "That burger is alive!".
Dracula soon steps on the burger, and a tiny creature fell out. "I've got you now.", he said, and places the patty in the trash.
"Wait a minute, this is no ghost.", Dracula said, as he pulled out a magnifying glass, "This is... Bela! Stealing a piece of human culture". The bat-like creature was very angry, and said, "Hear me Drac! When I discovery your secrets to your success of bringing humans to this stupid hotel of yours, I destroy it and run you out of business.".
"I even snuck and graduated from a human college!", Bela screamed once more, before being picked up by the more bigger Dracula. "Hey! Let me go.", Bela said, as Dracula takes him outside.
"Oh, I'll let you go alright.", Dracula said, "On a flying saucer!". Dracula puts Bela on a small glass saucer, and throws it like a frisbee while saying, "Back to your mountain with you.".
"You'll pay for this, Drac!", Bela screamed as the saucer landed into a mountain with storm clouds around it.
"Uh, Bela, Papa Drac?", Dennis asked, to which Dracula responded, "Yes, he was the one who almost ruined your fifth birthday, and now he wants to get rid of humans, which includes your father, and destroy this hotel.".
"I don't want my daddy to get hurt!", Dennis said, but Dracula told him that there is nothing to worry about. "He's the size of a bug now, so he fails all the time.", Dracula said, "Ain't that right, you little pest!".
Dracula soon laughed, knowing that Bela will always be a total failure. Dennis joined in as well, but Dracula soon stops him, because it wasn't that funny.
That night, Dennis was busy having fun, before his mom calls him inside, because it's time for bed. Suddenly, a little voice said, "Hey you. Yes, you.", Dennis looked around but there was nobody in sight.
"Come on, come a little closer", the voice said, and Dennis walked forward. "Closer.", the voice continued, but then said, "Not that close!", as Dennis in something.
"You blasted little idiot!", said the voice, which happens to belong to Bela, before correcting himself by saying, "I mean... hi.". "Bela?", Dennis said in confusion, trying to peel Bela off his shoe, "What do you want?".
"I just wanna talk.", Bela said, in a somewhat friendly voice, "You might say we're friends, right?". Dennis however, disagrees. "Acquaintances?", Bela interrupted, to which still disagrees.
"Well, we somehow know each other, right?", to which Dennis remembered that on his fifth birthday, he and Winnie we're held hostage by the cronie, who originally was as large as a full grown adult.
"You see, everything works out.", Bela continued in a voice of calm suave, "In fact...", he continued, "I have something special I've been saving for a special someone. Cha-ching! Sparkle, sparkle.", he said, holding up a golden amulet.
"Wow!", Dennis said with awe, "What is it?". "It's a gift", Bela said, "A gift from a friend.". "Friends give other gifts, and guess what?", he asked, "Tomorrow is my birthday!", he said, as he pulled out a noisemaker and party hat.
"And do you know what I really want for my birthday?", he asked, as drool goes down his lips. "A booster seat.", Dennis asked, to which Bela responded, "Booster seat?! Well maybe.", he said, saying that's not what he really wants.
"What I want for my birthday, from you my friend.", Bela said, as he starts to drool all over Dennis' hand, "Is one nibble or a slice of what you call, 'Human cuisine.". Dennis suddenly realized what Bela is trying to say and drops him.
"You just want to be friends with me, so you can get that burger again, and learn about humans!", Dennis said, "Plus, I don't think it IS your birthday tomorrow.". "Gee, and I thought you're stupid.", Bela commented.
"You'll never get my Papa Drac's secret!", Dennis said, taking the amulet with him, "Even if we are friends!", and soon, he walks into the hotel. "Well, you do know his secret, and you're going to hand deliver them to me personally. You weak-minded fool!".
In his bedroom, Dennis said goodnight to his dog, and went to bed, where he slept happy dreams. But those dreams will so change when Bela gets into the picture.
"Dennis... you will be mine.", Bela said quietly, as he snuck inside of Dennis' head. Inside of Dennis' head, Bela navigates through the twists and turns, trying to find his main destination: The brain.
"Now, according to my calculations,", Bela said, "the brain must be around here somewhere.". Bela was struggling to find it, even though the brain was right in front of him.
"Oh, there it is.", he said. "This is the beginning of the end!", Bela said, but as he tried to do his plan, Dennis tossed and turned in his sleep, causing the brain to roll away.
"Stupid brain!", Bela screamed, and chased after it, to which everytime he did, the brain kept going in another direction. Dennis eventually stopped tossing and turning, and the brain stopped. "Alright brain, you're going down!", Bela screamed, taping the brain to the floor.
"And now, for my diabolical and college educated plan.", Bela calmly said, revealing a remote control plug, and placed it on Dennis' brain. "And now, time for a little wakey wakey.", he said, pressing the button on the controller.
"Morning already?", Dennis said, as he opened his eyes, due to the commands sent from the remote control. He soon looked at a clock, which said 2:00 AM, but Bela didn't care as he even controlled Dennis' body.
"I feel funny today.", Dennis said, as Tinkles noticed him acting like a robot when walking. "I've got you now!", Bela said, as Dennis walked through each room.
"Time for a well-balanced breakfast.", Dennis said, as he went through the refrigerator, and pieces of food are balanced on his head, "This isn't what I have in mind.". "Let me just get my clothes.", Dennis said, as he tried to get to his closet, but his legs kept going in the opposing direction, "Guess I'm going to be in my pajamas then.".
Dennis soon crashed down another wall, and he starts to get even more worried. "Guess I won't be going through the door, either.", he said, as he now goes to his parents' room.
"Be quiet, son!", Mavis said, "We're trying to sleep.", but Dennis bursts through the wall, anyway. "Help!", he said, which makes Mavis shocked, "What are you doing?", she said.
Dennis then turned around, and said in Bela's voice, "Shut your mouth, you human loving damsel of a vampire!". "Damsel?", Mavis said, in a small confused voice.
Bela was shown to be making Dennis talk like him, through the use of a microphone. "You insignificant little woman! You're nothing more than someone who likes to be with humans for leisure!".
"What did you just say, son?!", Mavis said in anger, but what made her more shocked, is when Dennis said in his normal voice, "Say what?". "Son, your voice is back to normal!", she said, realizing what Dennis said, wasn't really him.
"It is?", Dennis asked, "Something must be wrong with my head.", he continued as he turned his eyes into his head, to reveal that Bela was controlling him. "Bela!", he said, "What kind of friend are you?".
"Nonsense!", Bela said through the microphone, "You never liked me anyway. You wouldn't even come to my birthday party.". "Get out of my head!", Dennis said in worry, "Leave my head alone!". "Never!", said Bela, through Dennis' mouth, "Never!".
Soon Johnny woke up, "I just had a dream, in which our son had a different voice, and...". He then noticed the broken wall, "What happened?", he asked, to which his wife told him that it was nothing.
"How about a little takeout!", Bela said, revealing his plan to Dennis. "You can't fool me, Bela! You want to know the secrets!", said Dennis, to which Bela interrupted, "You are going to hand deliver it to me personally!".
"No!", Dennis screamed, as he goes to Bela's mountain, but to his surprise there was no one there. "There's no one here.", said Dennis, to which Bela told him to not remind him.
"I must fight!", the young boy said, trying to resist the power, but he lost. "You see, isn't it great when we work together.", Bela told him, "How'd you like my new analyzer? It analyses anything you put in it.".
A claw drops a piece of grass into the analyzer, and it said, "Crabgrass: 50% Crab, 50% Grass.", before revealing the grass on a television screen.
"Impressed?", Bela asked, to which Dennis is extremely amazed. "Now let's see the secrets of that burger!", said Bela, as one by one, he causes Dennis' fingers to slip from the burger, "Any last words, you secret keeper?".
Dennis has nothing else to say but, "I just have to say that I'm sorry for letting Papa Drac down. I've let the hotel down. But worst of all,", he said with tears in his eyes, "I've let you down, you little burger.".
He continued, "With your tasty, warm, steamy goodness.", and as he talked about the burger's attributes, Bela starts to salivate very hard, and soon in excitement, jumped out of Dennis' head and into the analyzer.
"Uh oh.", he said, and the analyzer said, "Bela: 1% Evil 99% Misanthropic.", before appearing on the screen and saying, "Well this stinks.".
"Well, I guess we can go home now.", Dennis said, as he went down the mountain, making Bela once again, defeated.