Summary: Tired of their antics, Quasimodo has broken up Dennis and Winnie's friendship. Now, he needs to find a way to bring them back together again.
This chapter is the parody of the episode: Naughty Nautical Neighbors.
Quasimodo, the chef of Hotel Transylvania, is often in a grumpy mood, but today he's very excited, because he has created his souffle.
"Wow.", he said with glee, "This is the best souffle you've ever created.". He then decided that he would eat his masterpiece, all to himself.
"Well, congrats to you chef!", he said to himself, as he took off his chef outfit and puts on a tuxedo. "Nothing will ruin this day.", he said, until two familiar giggling sounds came from outside.
It was Dennis and Winnie, and they were playing a game called 'Telebubbles'. Quasimodo just stared from the window, and saw how this childish game is played.
First, Dennis whispered something into the bubble wand, to which it blew a bubble. Then the bubble floated towards Winnie, popped and said, "Hi, Winnie.", to which she thought it was very funny.
Now, it was Winnie's turn. She said something into her bubble wand, and the bubble floated towards Dennis, popped and said, "Hi, Dennis.". Dennis was giggling, because he and Winnie were having so much fun.
Quasimodo didn't like this game at all, especially when it is happening right in front of him. Suddenly, the hunchback soon got an idea, when he noticed a liquid coming from the souffle.
Grabbing a fork, he poured the liquid into a cup, and with the fork stirred it all up. Outside, Dennis was thinking of something to say to Winnie.
"Winnie, you're my best friend in the whole world.", he whispered, and the bubble floated towards Winnie. Quasimodo on the other hand, used the fork to blow a misshapen bubble, which popped the other bubble.
When the bubble reaches Winnie, it said in a voice mocking Dennis' voice, "Winnie, you are the dumbest idiot, that is ever been my misfortune to know.".
Winnie felt some hurt from the bubble, thinking Dennis might not like her anymore, so she blew a bubble back. "Do you really think that, Dennis?", she asked, but unfortunately Dennis didn't know about the evil bubble, and instead said, "Of course, Winnie. Anyone with eyes can see that.".
When Winnie heard the message, she just blew more bubbles that said things like, "Yeah, well I think you're ugly.", and "The shirt is ugly on you.", which followed by some raspberries.
"Winnie, what are you talking about?", Dennis asked, hoping that what's going on is just a big misunderstanding. However, one of Quasimodo's bubbles went to Dennis, and said mocking Winnie's voice, "Dennis, I no longer with to know you. You give us monsters a bad name!".
Quasimodo soon blew more, and each one is more hurtful than the last. One bubble went to Dennis, which said, "If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I have one dollar.". Another bubble went to Winnie, which said, "Hey, Winnie. I heard there's a job opening down at the pet shop... AS THE ACTUAL PET!".
"And that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!", Winnie shouted. "Well, so do you too!", Dennis responded back. "You're a turkey!", Winnie shouted, and Dennis shouted back, "Well, you're a bigger one!".
Quasimodo soon went outside, placed a lawn chair on the grass, and started to eat his souffle. "Well, it doesn't matter, cebause I never want to see you ever again!", Dennis said, and went inside. Winnie, who is going inside too, accidentally slammed the door on her face, making Quasimodo laugh so hard, that he soon swallowed his fork, and started to choke.
"Whoa! You're choking!", Winnie said in fear, as she ran over to the unconscious hunchback. "I know what I should do, but I should probably wash my hands first.", she said, but she chose not to.
Winnie takes in a deep breath, and tries to perform CPR, but as she did, Quasimodo blows up like a balloon. Eventually, she stopped, and the hunchback expelled the air, to which the fork came out.
"I win!", Winnie said, holding the fork in her paws. "Wow, you've saved me!", Quasimodo said with glee, to which Winnie responded, "I did?". "Yep.", the hunchback said, "You're a real life saver, friend.".
"Friend.", Winnie said in a voice, like she's in a trance. "Yeah, we're just friends. Just friends.", Quasimodo said, as Winnie angrily stared at Dennis from his bedroom window.
"So what do you want to do, friend?", Winnie asked, to which Quasimodo said, that he was going to see Dracula practicing his bassoon lessons. "Bassoon?!", asked Winnie, "I love music!".
"Oh, I don't need Winnie.", Dennis said, "Right Tinkles?". Tinkles was fast asleep, so he didn't say anything, which makes Dennis more mad. In Dracula's room, Quasimodo and Winnie are going to hear one of Dracula's bassoon lessons, but Winnie fell asleep, rendering the experience worthless.
Dennis was still distraught, after that experience, but he knew that he has more friends. Unfortunately, none of these aren't as great as Winnie.
Quasimodo was soon dragging a slumbering Winnie outside of Dracula's room, but as he did, he threw out his back.
Dennis thought that this might be his chance, and he decided to help the hunchback with his back. "I'll save you!", he said, transforming into a huge boxing glove, as he can transform into various objects, as well as animals, and rockets towards the frail Quasimodo.
The boxing glove punched Quasimodo in the back, "Ow, I'm ruined!", he said, until he realized that the pain was gone. "Thanks, you're a ture friend.", Quasimodo said, and explained what happened when Winnie was his friend.
"So dumb Winnie fell asleep on you. Some friend.", Dennis said, walking the hunchback to a chair, "A real friend would play for you.". "You play an instrument?", Quasimodo asked, to which Dennis said that he's been playing piano and singing for months.
Soon, Dracula and Dennis played a song, but even though Dennis' singing was good, his piano skills are not. "Quasimodo...", he started to sing, but was interrupted when Winnie sang, "Likes Winnie more than Dennis!". Dennis, now angry, sang about how Winnie is a bad friend, thus breaking his piano, and making Quasimodo angry.
After Quasimodo told Dennis to go away, he said that he needed a bath, and went to the bathtub, only to find Winnie is setting up the bath for him, as she puts soap in the water.
"Hey, buddy.", Winnie said, putting bath toys in the tub, "The tub is all set up.". "Winnie, get out! I want to take a normal bath!", Quasimodo screamed, which soon caught Dennis' attention. "What's the matter, buddy?", Dennis asked, before noticing Winnie.
"So this is what I find, huh?", he asked, and Dennis and Winnie were arguing about who is Quasimodo's real friend. The hunchback can't take anymore of their nonsense, and went to the safety of the kitchen, causing the two kids to call out for him.
"This is nuts!", Quasimodo said, "I need a plan to get those two back together and out of my hair.".
In Dennis' room, a letter came through the mailbox, and Dennis opened it up, revealing that it's a dinner party. "A dinner party? I love to go!", he said, to which his parents agreed.
"Did you miss me?", Dennis said, as Quasimodo opened the door to the dining room. "Come on in.", he said, as he wore the same tuxedo from before, "You look stunning.".
Dennis was really happy that he was going to dine with a chef, rather than an idiot, but that would soon change, when he saw Winnie. "What gives? I'm not sitting next to that maniac!", Dennis criticized. "Me neither!", Winnie added, "This was a setup!".
"But I thought you two were my best friends.", Quasimodo said, as he sitted the two guests, and they responded, "I am your best friend!". "Well,", Quasimodo said, as he pulls out a soda bottle, "How about some soda, guys?".
"Yes, please!", Dennis said, as the chef poured some into Dennis' cup, "Thanks, friend.". "How about some for your BEST friend?", Winnie said, before Dennis steals Winnie's helping of soda, and said, "Thanks, best friend.". "Can I have some now?", Winnie kept asking, to which Dennis interrupted into wanting more, and eventually giving some to Winnie, because she still didn't get any.
"Can we have some more.", the two kids on screaming, as more soda is poured into their cups, and eventually, they were both bloated. "Sorry, I ran out of pop! I'm going to the pantry to get some more.", Quasimodo said, as he leaves the kitchen, and shouted back, "Why don't you two just chat.".
Dennis and Winnie, now bloated because of all the soda they drank, just angrily stared at each other. Suddenly, Dennis hiccups, and a bubble came out, to which when it popped, it burped.
Winnie soon chuckled, thinking that it's funny, and soon Dennis joined in, realizing that it was funny. They were laughing so hard, that it causes a bunch of bubbles to fly around the room.
What makes matters worse, is that Quasimodo is back from the pantry, and as he opened the door to the kitchen, he heard an explosion. "I should just walk away right now.", Quasimodo thought, before opening the door, and revealing that the kitchen is a mess, and Dennis and Winnie smiling innocently.
"What a surprise.", he said, "I've invited them in, and I left them alone.". "Well, what have I learned from all this?", Quasimodo said to himself, before a shelf of pots fell on the floor.
"Guess what, Mr Quasimodo?", Dennis asked. "Me and Dennis are best friends again!", Winnie said with excitement, to which at that point, the angry chef wanted them out. "Don't you want us to clean up?", Dennis asked, but Quasimodo's answer was, "NO! OUT!".
"I think he's jealous.", Dennis commented, and Winnie agreed by saying, "How pathetic.". Quasimodo soon closed the door, but as he did, a bubble popped near the door, and fell on top of him. "Ow, my back!", he said in pain.