Summary: Dennis takes the job of being the hall manager too far, as he and Winnie soon need to find a maniac destroying the hotel.
This chapter is the parody of the episode: Hall Monitor.
Dennis normally goes to Swifton's classes in order to improve his flying skills, however he also goes to another school, Hotel Transylvania Elementary.
Dennis' teacher is Mrs Snapps, who is a human, and most of her students are a mixed group of human and monster. The kids were reading their books, until Mrs Snapps interrupted them.
"Everyone.", she said, "Put down your books, because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day.". Dennis somehow heard what Mrs Snapps said, and he paid attention, hoping to become the hall monitor.
"Now let's see...", Mrs Snapps said, skimming through a clipboard. "We've got Sam, Paul, Junior, Caroline...", she read, until she noticed that Dennis' name is not check off. "Dennis.", she even said with fear.
Being a close friend of Swifton, Mrs Snapps is often a bit vulnerable when Dennis' name is called, however it was more mild compared to the raven's. She needed to come up with a detour, and fast.
It's Blobby Jr,", said Mrs Snapps, "Junior's the hall monitor.". But Blobby Jr said, "Mrs Snapps, I've done it already.", to which Dennis' desk gets closer to the teacher.
"Bob?", the teacher called out, to which the human named Bob replied, "No way, Mrs Snapps!". "Roxanne, you're the hall monitor!", Mrs Snapps called out again, but Roxanne, who is a witch said, "Hey, I've done it three times already!".
Dennis' desk soon went closer, and the teacher started to sweat. "Beth?", she asked to which Bob said, "That invisible nerdy niece of Griffin went up to a higher grade!". Mrs Snapps kept on calling people until Dennis was close to her.
"I guess I have no choice.", Mrs Snapps said with fear, "The hall monitor of the day is... Dennis.".
When Dennis heard his name, he jumped out of his seat and flew around the classroom with glee. He eventually stopped, and said, "Hall Monitor Dennis reporting for duty, ma'am!".
"I will assume my position... in the hall!", he continued, "I will protect all who are weak... in the hall! All rules will be enforced... in the hall!". "Okay!", Mrs Snapps interrupted, "Just take the hat and belt.".
"I can't do that, cebause first I need to make my speech.", Dennis said, but Mrs Snapps that he can't make this easy.
"Classmates!", Dennis announced, before saying, "Who am I to deserve such a great honor. Well, I will be nothing without Mrs Snapps!", to which the teacher commented, "Okay?". "Also, to my public,", Dennis continued with tears of joy, "All I need to say is... I'm touched.".
"And furthermore,", Dennis continued yet again, "I will assume my duties...". Time flies by when Dennis was making his speech, "Crime and punishment, punishment and crime... IN THE HALL!", Dennis continued. Soon, half of the class was sleeping, as Dennis continued his long speech. "Which reminds me of a very long speech, written by the greatest hall monitor of all time.", he said as he pulled out a long paper with the speech written on it. "Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears...", Dennis started to read.
Six hours have passed, and soon the teacher was sleeping. "In conclusion, and without a moment to spare.", Dennis said, "I will put on this uniform, and perform my duties as... HALL MONITOR!".
"Wish me luck, Mrs Snapps.", Dennis said, walking like a soldier in the army. "Oh, I almost forgot...", Dennis tried to say, but was then trampled by his classmates.
"Dennis.", Mrs Snapps said, as she woke up, "Are you okay?", to which Dennis said he's overdid the speech again, and Mrs Snapps agreed. "Well,", Dennis said sadly, "I guess I won't be needing this then.". Dennis then hung his head low, and gave the hat and belt to the teacher.
"Dennis.", Mrs Snapps called out, "I can at least let you wear it until tomorrow.". Dennis suddenly perks up, and thanks his teacher, before flying off again. "What are the consequences of what I've just done?", Mrs Snapps soon asked herself.
While flying down the hall in his bat form, Dennis soon noticed a wet floor sign, causing traffic to the residents. "Wet floor sign? Who's to say, my duties should end just cebause the bell rang?", Dennis asked. "I can be helpful anyway!", he announced, "This looks like a job for the hall monitor.".
Now wearing a whistle around his neck, Dennis directs the traffic, which consists of food carts, wheelchairs, and even furniture movers. Dennis especially needs to get out the way from very big furniture, as he continued doing his work.
Eventually, he's done, and said, "What would this hotel do without you, Dennis.". However, what he didn't know, is that he caused more traffic than preventing it.
Now back to patrolling, he soon noticed a door with a crack in it. "Uh-oh, an open door!", Dennis said, but one of the 'Do Not Disturb' heads said, "Do not disturb! They're having a fancy dinner!". "Shhh, I'm the hall monitor,", Dennis said quietly and seriously at the same time, "So I have to inspect the room.".
"Whatever.", the shrunken head said, "Suit yourself.". Inside, Dennis noticed two monsters having spaghetti. "More spaghetti, dear?", one of the monsters said.
"The fools!", Dennis said, to which the shrunken head said that's not polite. "But you see,", Dennis said, "That door is open, and any intruder could just go through and break in!". "You do have a point.", the shrunken head said. "I must show them the error of their way.", Dennis said, "Through example.".
The two monsters are still eating their spaghetti, until a masked figure went through the door. "I'm the 'Open-Door Maniac'!", Dennis said from the suit, which caused the two monsters to run out screaming. "I hope you learned a valuable lesson!", Dennis shouted, before slamming the door.
Back on patrol, but this time outside, Dennis was walking until he noticed a pinkish-red substance. "Vandals!", he said, "Another crime!".
He grabbed a piece of the substance, sniffed it, and then tasted it, to which it tastes like strawberry. "I MUST ACT!", Dennis said, before more of the foreign pink substance landed in Dennis' hair. Dennis soon looked up, and noticed Winnie eating an ice cream cone with pink strawberry ice cream.
Dennis called out for Winnie's name, but as she doesn't see Dennis, she got startled and said, "My ice cream! IT'S ALIVE!", and dropped it on the ground. "Winnie, down here!", Dennis said, to which Winnie soon saw where the voice is coming from.
"Oh, Dennis, it's you.", Winnie said, but Dennis just wanted Winnie to come down. When Winnie hopped down from the high place, she asked where Dennis is, to which she actually landed on him. "You look funny!", she even said, making Dennis more angry than happy.
"Hi Dennis.", Winnie said, but Dennis interrupted, "That's 'Hall Monitor' to you!". "Sorry, officer.", Winnie said, but Dennis just said, "Sorry is not good enough, young lady. You've just committed a crime, and I'm taking you in!".
"What crime?", Winnie asked, to which Dennis showed her the ice cream that is so-called 'murdered'. "I'm a bad werewolf!", Winnie cried, as Dennis wrote on a notepad.
Just then, there was a newspaper carrier who said, "Extra, Extra, Maniac struck Transylvania! Hotel paralyzed with fear!". He soon gives the paper to Dennis, "Take it friends. Arm yourselves with knowledge.", he said in a raspy voice, before going back to his high-pitched voice.
Dennis soon read the newspaper, "Maniac? Hotel Transylvania? Traffic? Invasion?". "Who else can bring in this maniac than me?", he soon asked himself, "THE HALL MONITOR!".
However, Dennis can't handle this case alone. "Winnie,", Dennis soon asked, "Are you ready to give up your life of crime?", but Winnie just cried, "I wanna be good!". "Okay, now you just need a symbol of your authority.", Dennis said. Winnie placed her ice cream cone on her head, and placed a star sticker on it. "Perfect!", Dennis said with serious words.
"It is our duty to catch this maniac, and bring him to justice.", Dennis said, "But how do we proceed?". He then told Winnie, "Listen, you're now an ex-criminal. If you WERE the criminal, what would you do first?". Winnie thought about it, before answering, "I'd get an ice cream.".
Soon, Dennis and Winnie both got ice creams, with Dennis having a chocolate ice cream, and Winnie having a vanilla one. "Okay, now what?", Dennis asked, to which Winnie's answer was more ice cream.
"This isn't working.", Dennis said, "We need to do something else. Something with walkie-talkies!", to which Winnie grabbed one of them with glee. "And now, duty calls.", Dennis said, "Alright deputy, I'll go that way, while you go that way.", he said, and Dennis goes out.
While Winnie was looking for the maniac, she sees two security guards, one a human, and one a yeti. "Good afternoon, kid.", the human said, to which Winnie said, "Hello brothers!", and pointed to the cone on her head.
"Ma'am,", said the human security guard, "We're looking for the maniac.". The yeti soon said, "Have you seen this guy?!", and holds up a picture of Dennis. "Ahhhh!", Winnie screamed, "It's the maniac! Take him away!".
"Calm down kid.", the human security guard said, "It's just a drawing, not the real thing.". "Now we're going to show you this picture again,", he continued, "and your tell us if you seen this guy, okay?". "Okay.", Winnie said, to which she is shown the picture.
Every time the photo is shown, Winnie kept on screaming, which makes the security guard to start playing around with her. "Stay indoors kids.", the human said, and the yeti added, "And, take that cone off your head.".
Now taking out her walkie-talkie, Winnie contacts Dennis. "Dennis, come in. Answer.", to which Dennis heard her. "I don't wanna be a policeman anymore. I'm scared.", Winnie said, but Dennis said, "Get ahold of yourself, deputy!".
Winnie however, was now crying and whimpering, and asked if she can go home. "Poor rookie.", Dennis said, "Alright, I'm on my way back.". "Hurry Dennis,", Winnie reminded, "I think it's getting dark.".
"Just put on your siren, and I'll be right there.", Dennis ordered, to which Winnie made a weak siren noise. She walked down the hall slowey, until she found one of the posters on the ground, and to make things worse, she sees Dennis right in front of her.
"Dennis, I see him!". Winnie said, while making more louder siren noises. "Where is he?", Dennis asked, to which Winnie responded, that he's at an intersection between a restroom, and a janitors closet. "That's where I am", Dennis said, his arms now shaking.
"He's right on top of me, but I can't see him.", Dennis said, "What's he doing?". "Well,", Winnie said, squinting her eyes, "He's just standing there, MENACINGLY! GET OUT OF HERE, DENNIS!", she soon screamed. "That's his maniacal shriek!", Winnie said, "He's going to attack.".
"Don't just stand there, RUN!", Winnie commanded, to which Dennis tried to hide in a hamper, a mailbox, and a lamp. But every time he tries to hide, Winnie said that the maniac went there first. Eventually, Dennis hid in a trashcan, and thought he was safe, until Winnie said...
"The maniac's in the trashcan!". This caused Dennis to run like crazy, and smashed through every single wall in the hotel, and eventually stopped at the main lobby.
When Dennis woke up, he saw that one of the posters landed on his face. "Huh,", he said, "This guys not bad looking for a maniac.", until he realized who the person was. "Wait a minute,", he said, "Winnie, are you saying that, I'M the maniac!".
"Yes!", Winnie screamed, which caused security guards to surround the young boy. "We'll take that as a confession.", said one of the security guards. "Son!", said an angry voice, to which it belonged to Mavis, "You've got a lot of explaining to do, mister!".
"Mavis,", Mrs Snapps said, "I think I'll handle it from here.", to which at that point, Mavis calmed down, but she is still angry on the inside. "Dennis, I've turned my back on you for one minute, and you destroyed half of the hotel?!", she asked with rage, "You oughta be ashamed of yourself.".
Dennis knew that it was all his fault, and he started to sniffle tears, like he's about to cry. "You know this kid?", another security guard said, to which Mrs Snapps said that she was the one who gave Dennis the uniform in the first place, and that it was HER responsibility.
Mrs Snapps soon realized that she shouldn't have said that, as even Mavis and Dennis were both disappointed at her.
The next morning, Mrs Snapps wasn't in the class, due to her being suspended. Instead, Dracula was teaching the class.
After teaching the class, he said, "Dennis?", to which Dennis responded, "Yes, Papa Drac?". "Your teacher would like to see you after class...", Dracula interrupted, "Two weeks from now.".