Summary: When Ericka doesn't like the birthday present she got, Abraham gave the present, which is a pair of fishing boots to Dennis. However, the squeaking of the boots soon gets repetitive.
This chapter is the parody of the episode of the same name.
Today is a special day, because today's Ericka's birthday, and her great-grandfather was singing a birthday song. "Ericka's my granddaughter, and I spit in her eye, and today's a special day, because it's her birthday, ya ya yah. Ta-Da!", Abraham sang, to which his granddaughter was embarrassed.
"Thanks for the song.", Ericka said, "Now can we get to the presents?". Abraham soon decided that it was a better idea for presents than a long birthday song.
"Of course,", Abraham said, "I have a couple of presents, for my great-granddaughter.". He soon placed the package on the table, and Ericka got excited. "Oh, I can't wait!", she said with excitement.
"What is it? Is it those new slippers that all my new friends are wearing?", she asked, noting that the party guests, which comprised of Mavis, Wanda, and Eunice. "I... I... I guess so?", Abraham said, thinking that she won't like the gift he got her.
"Oh, you shouldn't have!", Ericka said, until she realized what was in the box. "I mean, you really shouldn't have!", she said again, but this time with anger, revealing that her present wasn't the slippers, but instead was a pair of rubber boots.
Most of the party guests, except Mavis, were laughing in their heads. "Seriously?!", Mavis said, to which Abraham said, "But those are the finest fishing boots available!".
"You ruined my party!", Ericka cried, to which both Wanda and Eunice stopped laughing, and got serious. "I've got them at a bargain!", Abraham said, but Mavis just said, "That's not a good birthday present! You better give those boots to someone else, while we cheer up Ericka.".
Abraham knew that Mavis was right, he had to give the boots to someone else. "I've spent two whole dollars on these boots. Now who would want to have boots like these anyway?", he said, before Dennis appeared.
"Hi, Papa Abraham!", Dennis said, to which Abraham thought he found the person to give the boots to. "Hey, how bout you come with me?", Abraham said, as he took Dennis to the senior citizens lounge.
"Have a seat, and you can sit anywhere,", Abraham said, "except on these priceless boots.". The boots however, blocked Dennis view, "Uh, the boots are in the way.", he even said. "In the way!", Abraham said, "Well, these boots never left my sight.".
He soon continued, "They are the most expensive boots in the entire world!". Dennis however, told Abraham that they were a pair of ordinary rubber boots, but was interrupted when his step-great-grandfather said, "Why these boots were worn by the most special person on the entire planet.".
"That person even gave me these boots.", Abraham said, but when Dennis asked about the name of that special person, Abraham said it was not important. Dennis knew that he was a very special person, so he said in a singsong way, "I'm special, I'm special, I want those boots.".
"Sorry,", Abraham said, "but these boots are too valuable to be worn by an irresponsible kid.". Dennis needs to think of a way to ask Abraham for the boots, a different way. "What if I give you a day out?", Dennis asked, to which Abraham got intrigued, "And what if I clean your room, while you're away?".
"It's a deal!", Abraham said, as he gave the boots to Dennis, and the little boy ran off.
Meanwhile, Dracula was fixing up the hotel, by putting up pictures and moving furniture, until he heard a squeaking sound.
"Hey Papa Drac!", Dennis said, "Look at my new boots!". Dracula looked at Dennis' new boots, and he is confused, because Dennis doesn't normally wear boots, he usually wears his blue sneakers like Johnny. As Dennis kept on playing with his new squeaky boots, Dracula asked, "Won't this squeaking bother everyone?", however, Abraham interrupted, "It's not annoying, it's like music.".
Later that night, Abraham was in bed, and he was going to sleep. To make himself go to sleep, he decides to count sheep jumping over a fence. "1, 2, 3, 4...", Abraham said in his sleep, until something goes SQUEAK!
"What was that?", he said, as he looked around his bedroom, but it was nothing, as he fluffed his pillow. He soon went back to counting sheep, and started where he left off.
"5, 6, 7, 8, 9...", he counted, before there was another SQUEAK. Abraham woke up again, and he looked around again, and noticed that it was his bedroom window making the noise. Abraham closed his bedroom window, but his wheelchair got stuck, and he fell out the window.
Going back into his bedroom, Abraham carefully now had to close his window. "Careful.", he said, as he slowly closed and locked his window.
The window soon unlocked itself, and it continued making the squeaking noise, much to Abraham's dismay.
The next morning, Abraham, who now has bloodshot eyes, went down the elevator to the main lobby, where he said that it was the worst night that he has ever experienced.
Things were even worse for more residents in the main lobby, as most of them are wearing earplugs. "What's with the earplugs?", Abraham asked, and Dracula said that Dennis and his boots are making so much noise, that almost everything was wearing earplugs.
"What noise?", Abraham asked, as Dennis said, "Hi Papa Abraham!", and walked towards him, still wearing the boots. "I... I see that you're still wearing those boots.", Abraham said, while gaining queasiness about the squeaks.
"Yep!", Dennis said, and to Abraham probable dismay said, "I'm never taking these boots off.". "And besides, I love them.", he said and soon asked, "Could the world's most special person do this?", Dennis said, as he performed various antics with the boots.
The antics include moving his body without moving his feet, bobbing up and down, and even making his boots talk. "Can I take your order?", Dennis made the boot say, and the customer said, "I will have today's special please.", to which Dennis made his boots say, "Thank you, I will squeak when its ready.".
"Could the world most special person ever do that?", Dennis said, as he did more antics, however Abraham just said, "I need to go now.".
"That infernal squeak!", Abraham said, as he tried to cover his ears, but he can still hear it. "I can still hear it!", he screamed, "THIS HAS TO STOP! And I need an aspirin.
That night, Abraham sneaked into Dennis' bedroom, and learned that the kid wasn't kidding, as he was wearing the boots in his sleep. Tinkles was even wearing giant earmuffs to block out the sound.
Trying not to wake up Tinkles, Abraham took the boots, and wheeled back to the main lobby, to which he hid the boots under the floorboards.
The next morning, everyone was not wearing their earplugs, due to the squeaking noise not appearing as often. Abraham was the most pleased, as he was listening to smooth jazz on a portable radio, however it will be interrupted sooner or later.
Dennis, who burst through the door, had tears in his eyes, and he cried, "I'm sorry!". "Sorry about what?", Abraham asked, however he was interrupted when Dennis said, "I lost your valuable boots that used to belong to the most special person on Earth!".
"It's not the end of the world.", Abraham tried to say, but Dennis said that it is. Abraham just told Dennis that he said that he could wear some 'magic oven mitts' instead, to which Dennis wore them on his feet.
"THEY'RE NOT THE SAME!", Dennis cried, "You're right, I wasn't ready for those boots.", and he flew off in his bat form. "Poor lad.", Abraham said, noticing Dennis just sitting in the corner.
"Excuse me?", said a human, who tapped on Abraham's shoulder, which caused the senior citizen to say, "I didn't do it!", before noticing the person behind him. "Oh, can I help you?", he soon asked.
"I would like a SQUEAK SQUEAK.", the customer said, and Abraham got confused, and asked him again, to which the customer said, "I said: I would like a SQUEAK SQUEAK.". "What?", Abraham said, and Dennis said, "I heard him, he said he wanted some SQUEAK SQUEAK.".
Abraham soon got paranoid, and he looked around the main lobby, having hallucinations about the squeak coming from the boots. Such hallucinations included the menu have the word 'squeak', a squeaking clock, and memories of Dennis in those annoying boots.
"Ahhhhhhhh!", Abraham screamed, as everyone soon was staring at him. "I did it. I did it.", he said in an insane voice, "I took the boots! They're here, under the floorboard!".
Abraham used a crowbar to pry the floorboards, grabbed the boots, and then went into the kitchen to put the boots in a pot of broth, that shrinks the boots, and then without even thinking of it, he ate the boots.
"The deed is done.", Abraham said with innocence, but Dennis is now confused. "Papa Abraham, why did you eat my boots?", Dennis asked, to which Abraham told his great-grandson that the boots don't matter, but the person wearing the boots.
"What I'm trying to say is,", Abraham said, "that you're a very special boy.". Dennis soon accepted Abraham's words, and he happily had his usually fun without the boots.
Later that afternoon, Abraham decided to make it up for Ericka's birthday, by taking her on a vacation. "I thought this was a great idea,", he said, "just me and my granddaughter, going on a vacation.".
"Don't forget about my slippers.", Ericka said, with a more pleasant mood, hinting that Abraham also bought her the slippers to make it up. "Well, I guess this day will never get interrupted.", Abraham said, but he soon hiccups, as he has ate the boots, revealing that the day would get more disruptive than before. "Oh no.", Abraham said with agony, while still driving.