OT: GAHHHHH THIS CHAPTER WILL BE SO FUN! Especially because this has to do with current human events. Well, during the time I'm writing this.
Vespera: What is it this time?"
OT: Two letters…
Alvar: Letters? Not words?
OT: Nope! Letters!
Umber: Spill.
OT: AI
Gisela: What?
Brant: Are you speaking in code?
OT: Nope! It's an abbreviation for…
*quickly finds a random computer and searches up what AI stands for, very loudly*
OT: Artificial Intelligence.
Fintan: So, in other words, machinery or technology that is programmed to communicate and act like a human, ultimately leading up to world domination for AI which in turn leads to The Matrix happening and then this guy named Neo tries to save humanity by…
*everyone stares at Fintan*
Fintan: I prepare for each time OT plans a special reaction. Humans really do have a vast imagination.
OT: JUST HOW EXACTLY DID YOU FOUND OUT WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO! AND ALSO, HOW DID YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE WEB!?
Fintan: I just stole the files from your filing cabinet that plains out each activity we do. Then I go on your computer and just research any important information you highlighted and underlined in your notes. Sometimes those questions I had were already searched and noted down on your documents on your computer.
OT: FIRST! I DON'T HAVE A FILING CABINET! I'M A TEENAGE GIRL SO I DON'T REALLY THINK I WOULD HAVE AN OFFICE! AND SECOND OF ALL, HOW THE FREAK DID YOU GET INTO MY ROOM AND ACCESS MY COMPUTER! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I LIVE! YOU STALKER!
Fintan: I have multiple ways to find my information.
OT: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M BEING STALKED BY AN ELF! AND A NEVERSEEN MEMBER OF ALL PEOPLE! IF I WERE TO BE STALKED, THEN AT LEAST HAVE LIKE UMBER OR LIKE RUY OR LIKE GETHEN DO IT! NOT SOME WEIRD, OLD, ANCIENT, VISIONARY, USED TO BE COUNCILLOR!
Umber, Ruy, and Gethen: HUH!?
OT: Uhhhh…never mind. I'm getting off track. Now, back to AI!
Gisela: Sorry for interrupting, but uh doesn't AI also sometimes stalk people?
OT: WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE GET ALL THIS INFORMATION!?
Vespera: We are not that new to this whole technology controlling thing.
OT: Really?
Brant: Yeah!
OT: Interesting…
Fintan: This actually brings up an interesting point. What exactly is the legal definition of stalking? If you're speaking as common knowledge, then we as the Neverseen stalk the Blackswan. We know every known member, who they're related to, their strengths and weaknesses as an elf, their personal interests, and even how long they've known each other for. This information is exactly how we are able to win so many times with just our words and the meaning we put behind those words. Take Gethen for example and how he, Umber, and Ruy were able to do some serious damage to Fitz Vacker and Sophie Foster in the last month.
OT: Okkkkkkk then. I'm just gonna pull a Gisela and say, NO ONE ASKED!
Gethen: Chill out! He's just bragging about my victory.
Umber and Ruy: Our victory you mean!
Gethen: Yeah, but you just helped. I actually led the attack unlike some people who use other people to do their bidding. *coughs* Gisela *coughs*
Gisela: HEY!
Everyone besides Gisela: It's true though!
Gisela: Why does everyone hate me!?
OT: Because you are the most…
Fintan: Annoying…
Vespera: Selfish…
Brant: Disgusting…
Gethen: Arrogant…
Alvar: Coldhearted…
Ruy: Naïve…
Umber: Psychotic…
Trix: Dramatic…
OT: Person we have ever known.
Gisela: YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO MEAN!
Everyone besides Gisela: This just proves our point.
Gisela: AGHHHHH! I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!
The Blackswan and the Council: NOT SO FAST GISELA SENCEN!
OT: WHEN DID YOU PEOPLE GET HERE!
Sophie: Is the ENTIRE Neverseen here!?
The Neverseen members plus OT: Yep!
Keefe: Who are you!?
OT: OMG DID THE GREAT KEEFE SENCEN AKA LORD HUNKY HAIR JUST TALK TO ME!?
Keefe: Uhhhh…
OT: Sorry about that. Name is Olive Tree, but you may call me OT for short.
Gethen: Yeah! OT is like AMAZING!
OT: Wow thanks Gethen but, NO ONE ASKED!
Ro: I like her.
Ruy: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?
Ro: I was always here!
Keefe: Is that Mommy Dearest, Lady Creeperton, The Extroverted Arsonist, The Sad Little Emo Arsonist, Evil Nobody, Sir Traitor, Little Gay Baby, Some Dark Thing, and The One Person Everyone Forgets!?
Sophie: In other words, Lady Gisela, Vespera, Fintan, Brant, Gethen, Alvar, Ruy, Umber, and Trix.
OT: This chapter is getting way too confusing so I'm just gonna make the Blackswan and Council go back to their normal lives and continue on with the concept of AI in the next chapter. SEE YOU READERS!