A/N: I posted this piece on anon on AO3, because I KNOW that at some point I'll end up ending this piece with an M rating, or even MA rating thus... I can't exactly post the full fic here.

But I suppose... since so far the chapters have been tame and mostly full of crack, so I guess I could post this piece here. Though, if you may want to go read the version on AO3 for the full version once I managed to conclude this piece. You'll have to look for the fic on the fandom tag anyway, since anon fics won't appear on the original writer's profile...

And YES this is a CRACK fic.

It's been a full week since the last Desire Grand Prix had commenced and concluded, which ends with Suel and the other future entourage expelled from their world for good. And there were quite a few good happenings for the side of good guys as well.

For one, Ace and Neon were still around and alive... as much as Ace was a hybrid of a human from the past and Mitsume; who was a designed human from the future... and Neon was a designed human-shaped in a form of a deceased person. And talking about designed humans created from a far-off future technology, Tsumuri was still around as well. Because she didn't feel that she wanted to go back to the world she used to come from, especially when there was no one there that she could've missed... and so many people at present she didn't want to leave. Whatever complications she'd have to face later on, well... as long as she's with her loved ones, she should not have anything to fear.

And it's been several days since... Ace confessed openly about his feelings for Keiwa. Not that the two hadn't already been together before this, but this time... the two could finally show their affection openly and not really have to care about what other people would think about them.

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Not that the revelation was actually a big deal for the others anyway. For one, Michinaga didn't really care about it anyway. And it's not as if it had been shocking to him anyway, Geats and Tycoon had been weird with each other for as long as he remembered after all—it's about time either of them would announce their relationship publicly.

Neon was just thrilled—and Sara practically rejoiced at the fact that her little baby brother wouldn't end up becoming a 'wizard' any time soon. And Win—? He's just happy to be able to pay witness to an important 'Love & Peace' historical moment this time!

And as for Tsumuri, she was just happy that Ace and Keiwa could spend the rest of their lives together happily. And that was enough for her.

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Anyway...

It has been several days since the two of them had been dating openly. While so far things had been going well within their inner circle, it was still a bit shaky when it comes to going out together in public.

Not that there was any problem in either Keiwa or Ace's relationship with each other; but it was just—the fact that Ace was still known as the Star of the Stars of the Stars and Keiwa was still the most well-known Kamen Rider in the whole country... makes for a very 'tricky' situation for the couple.

Not that Ace cared much about it, but Keiwa could really turn out to be quite an extremely shy person. And it didn't even matter whether or not the existing fans of Ace or the newfound fans of Keiwa—which was quite interesting on its own as Keiwa's fans had grown to have quite an extensive range, in terms of age groups, gender and social standings—had been quite accepting of the couple's relationship, Keiwa still had a very hard time getting used to it.

Which is quite understandable, honestly. Because Keiwa never experienced any kind of popularity in his life, especially to this extent. And it was weird to suddenly go around outside and have one person out of five stop in their tracks and suddenly exclaimed that they recognised him and wanted his autograph or wanted to take a picture with him...

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So long story short, basically Ace is the pretty one with a laidback attitude and Keiwa is basically the cute one who can be extremely shy.

Thus, when one day this dynamic was completely overturned... surely it could be a cause for worry, do you think so?

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As soon as Keiwa arrived at Ace's home, Ace immediately dragged him to his room—citing that there was something very important that he needs Keiwa to know. So okay... it made sense, of course Ace had something important to tell... as if the earlier call didn't already convey the sense of urgency enough.

But then Ace started to strip his clothes...

"Whoa there, Ace—! Hold on to your horses! It's still in the middle of the day, what—!" shrieked Keiwa in alarm. It was a saving grace that Tsumuri was out with Neon and Sara, or else... she might have worried that something terrible must've happened.

"It's not that—!" Ace exclaimed right away, his cheeks growing red every second. "This was something I've been wanting to tell you for quite some time—It's just that, it's something that you HAVE to see it to believe it."

"O... kay..." gasped Keiwa, his heart suddenly started hammering wildly.

So Ace resumed unbuttoning his shirt and dropping it beside the bed. And then... so did the long pants he was wearing. But when Ace took off his underpants... well, right away Keiwa figured out what was the 'important' thing and he hurriedly ushered Ace to put his clothes back on!

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"This is... awkward."

"Yeah..."

Keiwa let out a long sigh as he pulled Ace to sit closer to him on the bed. And it really helped to have Ace by his side at the moment. Because how should he react calmly right now after finding out that Ace at the moment had female genitalia despite still having a very male physical body?

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Clearly, right now they have a very pressing situation.

A/N2: 😂😂😂😂

I didn't even DO this kind of crack in Gintama roflmao. So yeah... dunno what'll happen, just that this piece gonna just be very crazy.

Do leave some comments if you like, cost I do wanna know what people think about this drunk-written crack