Chapter 1: What are those two up to?
What are those two up to? A question that Andrei pondered as he watched the Nickit and Riolu behind him write and pass a flow of notes between eachother. Usually, such a visible lack of attention to the class being taught to Class A of Lorfel Highschool's Grade 11 wouldn't have bothered the Eevee. If not for one thing: The two conspiring note writers weren't such good friends at the start of that week. When the Riolu didn't show up for two consecutive days. Then when the missing girl finally appeared on the third day of the week, the two girls seemed to be on friendly terms. Which was especially odd for the Riolu, who seemed to hate everybody in her class. Then how did the Nickit that went by the name of Joina manage to befriend that beast during the days she missed from school?
That was what Andrei wished to discover.
Classes were now over. Students eager to leave stood up from their benches, then headed for the door. Each one now heading towards a different location. Some heading home, some to shopping places, some to restaurants. Joina and the nameless Riolu were part of the second group, as Andrei found out from some of his classmates throughout the week. Who have spotted the two girls head to The Junes Department Store at the end of each school day after the day the Riolu made herself present at the school again.
So, against his better morals, the Eevee followed the two girls to The Junes Department Store. As much as he disliked the whole concept of stalking, his curiosity simply wouldn't let him do what was clearly the right thing: Mind his own business. Instead putting him in the position of walking behind the nameless Riolu and her newly, quickly and mysteriously acquired friend. All three of them carried their schoolbags, Andrei carrying his while staying at a big enough distance for his aura to not be detected by the one without a name while still letting him see the two. His eyes looking directly at their backs and not a millimeter lower, as to not make this situation he put himself into any bit weirder and creepier.
Well, nameless was probably a bad way to refer to the Riolu. She wasn't nameless: Her name was simply only known by her legal documents, family, whoever can view those legal documents and her teachers at that point in time. But the later were too scared to call her by her name, scared by what she may do to them if they did so, considering that it might result in deaths. Or so they thought, at the very least.
Therefore, instead of going by a name, everybody but her parents and legal figures called her The Queen of Battles. A fitting title given to her by her classmates as she was the best battler of Lorfel Highschool.
And Andrei was stupid enough to stalk The Queen of Battles, a girl he has fought many times during PE Classes yet has never defeated in battle. Knowing her temper, the Riolu would have probably just killed him on the spot if she realized that the Eevee is following her and her new friend. But the Eevee survived the walk onto the grey pavement towards The Junes Department Store.
A massive gray block, five storeys tall. A glass wall overlooked the parking lot of the department store. This glass wall was only as tall as the storey of the building touching the ground. Part of its glass formed a sensor activated sliding glass entrance, and another part was protecting advertisements from the outside world. Doing so while the fifth storey proudly showed the parking lot beneath it the name of the department store. As a 'Junes' written by red letters slightly tilted to the right by a yellow meteor symbol passing behind them. Being stuck in time right next to the 'S' of the logo, only its tail remaining behind the letters.
This logo overlooked a few cars in the parking lot, of different shapes and sizes. Andrei passed by a very small one as a family of Dedenne exited it, then marveled at a Taurus hoping out of what looked like a rectangular cart. The Eevee then continued to follow the two girls.
Who unknowingly lead him into the electronics section of the department store. Passing by rows and rows of things that could be bought. Yet the sights of the girls never looked at these things, as it would be expected of people going shopping. Andrei found this rather suspicious.
But one object did finally catch their attention. A massive, flat screen television in the electronics department. An 8K definition image of bamboos covered its screen, a screen as tall as a Dragonite and as wide as two. The image displayed by it acting as a distraction from its massive price tag.
Unbeknownst to the Nickit and Riolu who had just stopped in front of it, the Eevee that followed them stopped behind to also stare at this massive TV. His mind forgetting about his mission of finding out the truth behind the disappearance and reappearance of The Queen of Battles and how her friendship with Joina came to be. Only thinking about the TV. Only of its screen. Not even about the bamboos being displayed on it in a stunning 8K definition. Just the screen.
And just how much he wished to bash his skull into it. Unable to stop thinking about it. Just desiring to do it.
The Queen of Battles and Joina were surprised to see one of their classmates jump above their heads. His body falling right into the screen of the TV before they could react. They instead silently watched as the Eevee got swallowed by the TV, instead of the TV getting destroyed. In a few seconds, Andrei was simply gone. Leaving behind an intact TV, still proudly displaying an image of bamboos in 8K definition.
"So, we've got a Shocked." The Riolu announced, after a few minutes of silence. Smacking her lips before announcing that.
"Pretty much." Her Nickit ally replied. "Well, we were going to go on the other side either way. At least we'll be actually doing a good instead of just wasting time with Ion."
"Well, you know what they say." The Queen of Battles announced, before grinning. "Ladies first."
"And I am a lady~" Joina replied, before looking around. Hoping into the TV only after making sure that the only Pokemon who would see her do such an act was her Riolu friend. Her body passing through the TV just like the Eevee's. The other girl then did the same thing.
The two girls then fell through a tunnel made of alternating white and black rectangles. Before landing on a yellow plain, seemingly spreading into all directions forever. Standing in front of the two was a Gardevoir.
"Looks like we won't really have a peaceful outing today, Team Bitches…" He announced, after letting out a sigh.
"So…I get it that you-" Joina started, but stopped right as the Gardevoir raised his right arm. Requesting for her to stop talking and let him do so. Using his requested silence to state the following:
"Yes, I have sensed the Shocked. He has blocked himself in a Palace of his deepest suppressed desire that goes by the name of 'The Palace of the Desired for Lust'. I shall take you there whenever you are ready."
"Lust, eh? This should be interesting, then~ Who would have guessed that that goody two shoes would have such a suppressed desire? But then again, it is-" The Nickit started to ramble, but got stopped when the left hand of her Riolu friend appeared in front of her face. The way The Queen of Battles asked for Joina's silence.
"Stop rambling, bitch. We got a Palace to conquer!" The ferocious girl told her ally, before facing the Gardevoir again. "Take us there already, Ion! We haven't got all day!"
"I do as Team Bitches commands of me…" The Gardevoir that went by the name Ion replied, before snapping with the fingers of his right hand.
Teleporting the so-called Team Bitches and himself into a dark alleyway by snapping his fingers. Right in front of a set of stairs leading into a doorless basement. Coloured light that changed its colour every second and somewhat raunchy rock music constantly escaping into the alleyway from this doorless basement. The Nickit looked thrilled about this. The Riolu visibly cringed. And the Gardevoir just gave the stairs a resting bitch stare.
"Hell nah!" The Queen of Battles was the first to audibly react to this environment. "I ain't going into an incel's wet dream Palace!"
"So, the oh so great Queen of Battles would turn down an opportunity to train her combat skills against monsters that can be killed without remorse?" Her ally asked her, in an attempt to convince her to help Andrei get out of his 'cage'.
"Fuck me…Of course not! The Palace of an incel or not, I am still getting more combat experience!" The Riolu replied to Joina's very short pep talk. "Just…I won't lead the team this time around. Don't want to get covered by any strange fluids, and I know that you are into that."
"Yes, I am~ And I'll make sure to give you a view you will never forget, as well, my queenie~" The Nickit replied, before raising her tail.
"Fuck no you won't!" Was the response the Riolu had to her ally's statements. "Ion will stay between you and me! I ain't staring at no dirty ass!"
"As you wish, my queenie~ But if you ever change your mind, just tell me!" Joina told her friend, before bursting into giggles. She then was the first to climb down the stairs in front of herself. Being closely followed by the lethargic Gardevoir that brought them here, who was closely followed by The Queen of Battles.
The trio entered in a room that seemed to simultaneously be a nightmare for Pokemon with epilepsy and a perverted fantasy. A nightmare for Pokemon with epilepsy because the lighting in the room changed its colour every second, always changing into a random colour. And a perverted fantasy because it was a pub-like room with female Pokemon that could be truthfully described with words such as 'pretty', 'hot' and 'sexy'. At least by those with tastes similar to Andrei's, Joina assumed. A consideration she made after seeing that all of those which occupied the tables and stools and all of those painted on the brick walls of the room were only of certain species and body types. Meaning that these girls could also be described with words and phrases such as 'chubby', 'busty', 'thicc', 'with big rears', 'furry', 'scaly', and not by words and phrases such as 'skinny', 'muscular', 'flat-chested', 'with flat rears'. All of them seemingly catering to the Eevee's standards of beauty.
Especially the three occupying the circular black stage that was set up in the middle of the room. On which a Goodra held a mic close to her ivy green lipstick covered lips. While being accompanied by a Blaziken playing a white rock guitar and wearing a cyan blue tank top around her breasts, unlike the Goodra. Which relied solely on the fact that her goo naturally hid away all the things that should not be described as being exposed in a non 18+ fic. These two busty gals were accompanied by one that could not be busty, a Sylveon playing a set of drums placed in front of herself. The mic and rock guitar being connected to black speakers implanted into the sides of the black circular stage as the Blaziken and Sylveon provided a backing track to the singing of the Goodra.
"And I let him suck myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-" She was singing over the instrumental track in the background. Being ready to say exactly what she let him suck right as Joina, The Queen of Battles and Ion showed up. Who were now the center of attention instead of those who were supposed to be, the three gals performing music. The sudden lack of attention to what she was singing made the Goodra drop the matter of what she let some guy suck, and instead, join the stunned silence of all the girls staring daggers into the three newcomers.
"What? Surprised that an outsider is more beautiful than all of you?" A grinning Joina asked the stunned-looking occupants of the room. Asking this while the Riolu frowned and the Gardevoir continued to maintain his seemingly signature resting bitch face.
"Never mind about that: We have more important matters to deal with right now." The Goodra spoke, before sighing.
"Because, as you can all see, we have some very-" She then continued to speak, only stopping herself from doing so after spotting The Queen of Battles leaping towards herself. Four projections of swords made out of visible blue aura surrounded the Riolu as her body was sent forward by her strong jump. Her right fist ready to make contact with the Goodra. Who was right about to side step away from the incoming attack. Yet which instead found herself with a Riolu going through her belly. The head of The Queen of Battles stared at the shocked expressions of the girls seated at tables behind the Goodra singer. Those seated at all of the other tables saw exactly how this became the case: The Riolu committed a Quick Attack while she was in mid-air. Quickly propelling her body into the belly of the Pokemon with lips covered by ivory green lipstick.
There was a reason why this girl was considered The Queen of Battles at her highschool, after all.
The Goodra looked down at the Riolu legs sticking out of her belly, dropping the mic she was holding as she did so. The echo of a dropped mic resonated throughout the room as her eyes rolled upwards. Her gooey, chubby body then transformed into a pile of golden dust. From which a frowning and glittering Riolu stood up. Frowning at the same Pokemon that once had a good view of a Goodra's wide ass, before The Queen of Battles killed that Pokemon.
"Was that really one of the mini-bosses of this Palace?! That was disappointing!" She then screamed at the shocked audience.
Before a white rock guitar got smashed against her head by the Blaziken guitarist that was part of the Goodra's band. The Riolu didn't even shudder at having a guitar being broken against her head. But it sure made the seated audience stand up. And get into an uproar.
"These intruders are attempting to take our Master away from us!" One of the girls screamed.
"Don't let them! Anyone that isn't us cannot have Master!" Another one screamed.
Then all of them started to attack Team Bitches and Ion however possible. Some shot ranged attacks towards them. Others made their way over to them and attempted to hit them with close ranged attacks. Others threw whatever their hands could grab and throw towards the trio of invaders.
A glassy Protect dome raised by Ion surrounded the Gardevoir and Nickit watching this scene unfold. Protecting them from all of the things headed their way. Which instead knocked against the protective dome around the two. Joina sat down inside of the dome, and started to clap with her front paws at the scene unfolding in the room. Her signature grin seemingly only having gotten even bigger.
The Queen of Battles did not have a Protect to shield her from harm. Instead, the left side of her head got struck by two drumsticks. Then the ribbons of the fat-assed Sylveon who threw those drumsticks into her tightly wrapped around her neck. Attempting to choke the Riolu. Who ripped the ribbons away with her hands. Their owner screaming from pain as a chunk of them turned into golden dust in the hands of The Queen of Battles. The girl then Quick Attacked herself into the Blaziken that rudely smashed a guitar against her head. Being able to dodge all of the attacks coming from the sea of hot gals surrounding her by doing so, and also, make the rocker become one with this sea. Now it was just The Queen of Battles and the Sylveon with a big rear. Who was still screaming from the pain of being separated from a chunk of her ribbons. Giving enough time for the Riolu to Quick Attack herself into the screaming girl. Knocking her into the seat of hot girls surrounding the stage.
Then seeing so many attacks coming her way, the girl screamed:
"PERSONA! The Happy Family, come forth!" A rather strange battle cry, while punching her chin with her right hand.
By doing so, three Lucario and one Riolu appeared out of thin air. Who surrounded their summoner, shielding her body from the incoming attacks with their bodies. The Riolu looked exactly just like The Queen of Battles. One of the Lucario was clearly female, while the other two were male. The female Lucario and one of the male Lucario looked like they were approaching their fifties while the other male Lucario looked to be in his late twenties.
"PERSONA! Show them the power of the move Family Punches!" The Queen of Battles then ordered the entourage forming The Happy Family. Which were more than happy to oblige. Obliging by punching all of the enemies in the room into golden dust. Only letting one of the hot girls present live, because she was protected by a glassy Protect dome from the rain of punches the three Lucario and the Riolu rained into the sea of hot girls surrounding the stage on which The Queen of Battles stood. Who was watching her Persona eliminate all of the enemies present in the room, as her frown disappeared. While Joina and Ion watched the exact same massacre from the safety of the Protect the Gardevoir raised for their protection.
When the very last enemy was punched into golden dust, The Happy Family vanished into nothing. Then the Gardevoir made his protective glassy Protect dome shatter into nothing, as the piles of golden dust present in the room metamorphosed into items. Orbs, seeds, wands, Oran berries, tank tops, short pants, collars, jewellery, lipsticks and make-up sets appearing in the places that were once occupied by piles of golden dust. Ion watched as the Nickit and Riolu quickly stored them into their bags. The chubby Nickit covered by a surely unhealthy amount of jewellery, the most notable being a big pink ruby encrusted into her forehead. And the Riolu, whose small chest and thighs were each surrounded by a sheet of white fabric.
While they were scavenging the many items that have appeared in the room, the Queen of Battles started to talk:
"You know, you could have also participated in the battle. Instead of letting me and my Persona do all of the work." The wearer of two sheets of white fabric commented, as her signature frown made its way back onto her face.
"I could have, but I wanted for you to experience all of the fun by yourself~" The wearer of jewellery replied, while maintaining her signature grin.
"…Fair enough. But if you don't start pulling around your weight in battles, then I won't really have a reason to bring you with me anymore." The Riolu replied, while storing away a blast wand into her bag. The Gardevoir silently accompanying the two girls observed that the Nickit only placed items of clothing, jewellery, lipsticks and make-up sets into her bag while the Riolu stuffed all of the remaining orbs, wands, seeds and Oran berries into hers.
"Alrighty, I shall. Especially in battles where we aren't facing so many enemies at once." Joina stated, while placing a cyan blue tank top into her bag. "Also, once my bag is freed up, I want some of those items you picked up."
"You can have them. I don't need most of them." The Queen of Battles boldly stated in response. "My body is more than good enough to defeat the pathetic threats of this world."
"Now, if you two are done scavenging and chatting, we do have a Shocked to rescue." The Gardevoir who silently observed Team Bitches chat while looting the room finally told its members something. Getting their attention right after collecting the last item that had any value to them.
"Of course, Mr. Ion. Time is of the highest importance." Joina replied, before heading towards something she has spotted during her looting: A corridor leading deeper into the Palace, the only one connected to the pub-like room they were rudely greeted in. Its entrance facing the stairs they climbed down in order to enter The Palace of the Desired for Lust, as Ion named it.
"Now follow me. And you are allowed to look~" The Nickit then stated, grinning at her companions while raising her tail. Making those companions instinctively look away, who were not wishing to look. Exchanging the possibility of looking at Joina's rear for looking at the representations of hot girls drawn on the brick walls of the pub-like room.
"Actually…" Ion started, while passing by the Nickit. Taking the lead of the Palace exploration by doing so, while staring at the floor. Joina's almost eternal signature grin seemed to die down a bit when the Gardevoir did this.
"…I feel a strong presence…" He then stated, while walking down the corridor. Ignoring all of the doors on its right and left walls while heading for the one at its end. Team Bitches followed behind him, not wishing to lose their friend in this hostile Palace. As well as their only ride out of it.
"…Behind this door." The Gardevoir ended his display of his powers by stopping from walking right in front of the door at the end of the corridor. A white door covered by lip marks of multiple different colours from kisses that a variety of Pokemon species gave it while having lipstick covering their lips.
And The Queen of Battles decided that it would be a very good idea to kick it out of its hinges. Making two pieces fall behind what once used to be a door.
Revealing a bedroom. Its most imposing piece of furniture being a large double bed. Big enough for two Dragonite to share. On which a Dragonite was sitting her large rear onto. Staring daggers into the newcomers while holding something between her large arms, pressed tightly against her also large breasts and stomach. While also wrapping her large tail around both the something and herself.
That something being an unconscious Andrei. His body fully covered by large lip marks marked by ruby red lipstick. Which could have only been given to him by the Dragonite tightly holding his unconscious body while her lips were covered by ruby red lipstick and her eyes were covered by a pair of black glasses.
"What are you doing here, interrupting my time with my Equal?!" She shouted at the intruders in front of her.
"Daniela?! I thought that you had enough self-respect not to stoop down to Joina's level!" The Queen of Battles shouted in response to the question of the Dragonite she recognized.
"Who is this 'Daniela'?" The recognized Dragonite replied, confusion present in her annoyed tone. "I am the majestic The Holding Lover, after all."
"But-" The Riolu tried to continue, before getting stopped by an audible throat clearing being done by Ion.
"Girls, this is not the Daniela you know, whoever that is." He started explaining. "This is but an improper manifestation of her born out of the suppressed desire of the Eevee she is holding. Just another piece of the Palace."
"And a piece that will not let you take her Equal away!" The Holding Lover shouted out after the Gardevoir finished his explanation, while standing up onto the bed.
In the seconds it took for the large dragoness to stand up, The Queen of Battles performed a Swords Dance move. Swords made out of visible blue aura dancing around her in those seconds. In which Ion manifested a Protect in front of himself as a glassy wall. And seconds in which Joina ripped off the big, pink ruby encrusted into her forehead while screaming:
"PERSONA! The Glamorous Adventurer, show your glamour to our enemies!"
Summoning a Diancie with an overexaggerated chest size by doing so. Which unlike the perverted depictions of anthro Pokemon created by the suppressed desire for lust of Andrei, did not have any sort of chubbiness nor wideness to accompany the size of her breasts. Therefore making them look rather out of proportion with the rest of her body.
"Go all out! The sooner we finish this battle, the better!" The Nickit then told her companions, as the jewel she ripped out of her forehead vanished. Reapering in the following moment back in its place in her forehead.
This happening right before the Dragonite twirled around while performing an Aqua Tail. Sweat coating her tail like a blanket as it struck the jewellery lover. The struck Joina yelped as she was sent flying towards the left of the position she was in before being struck. The Queen of Battles would have been hit by both the Nickit and the tail if she didn't jump up high, like she did. Swords of blue aura performing another Swords Dance around the Riolu as she jumped.
"I can see that!" The powered-up girl commented on the situation. Before Quick Attacking herself into the Dragonite's head as the tail-struck girl was landing back onto the floor of the room. The Holding Lover was forced into laying onto her back as the Riolu was violently punching her head and the Nickit she hit was getting back up onto her legs.
"You lil' FUCK! Stop punching my face!" The Dragonite screamed at the Pokemon punching her head repeatedly. The Holding Lover then grabbed the back of The Queen of Battles with her left hand.
"The Glamourous Adventurer! Drain the enemy away with your Draining Love!" Joina ordered her Persona as the Riolu was getting her back grabbed.
"Well, she does look to be in dire need to release stress~" The Diancie replied to her user, as the powered-up gal tightly hugged the head she was punching just a few moments ago. The owner of that head now struggling to remove the Pokemon that had her hands tightly wrapped around it.
A few moments later, the left leg of the Dragonite was touched by the lips of the Diancie that hovered up to it. Sucking the spot she touched with her lips as The Holding Lover started struggling less and less in the fight against the Riolu. Until she stopped struggling. A moment in which her whole body turned into golden dust.
Her apparent death being followed by a flash of bright white light. Stunning Team Bitches and their companion, although he was being protected by a wall-like glassy Protect. Stunning them until it died down. Revealing a white void lacking both furniture and golden dust, the Riolu who was on the bedroom's bed now standing straight.
And facing the trio was Andrei. The Eevee standing on his four legs while his large blue eyes stared at the girls he followed into whatever this place was, and some Gardevoir he didn't know.
He wanted to ask them what was going on. The Queen of Battles wished to shame him for being such a pervert. And Joina wished to tease him. But none got to do what they wished to do. The girls because they were paralyzed alongside Ion, while Andrei started to talk words he did not tell his mouth to speak. But which told exactly what he thought.
"Me and Daniela have been friends since kindergarten. Suffering together with our families underneath the cold and cruel iron fists of The Social State of Ruinelia. At least until we were nine years old, when the Democratic Republic of Ilfev freed Orbaj Town and replaced the totalitarian ruling with a democratic one."
"We had lost our parents in the conflict, but the new government was quick to assign us two to new families. We never got over losing them, but every month, it became easier to adjust to a life without them. Each one of us being loved by the families that have taken us into their new homes, families that came from abroad."
"And in these better lives, we grew up together as friends."
"…"
"…Then I started feeling attracted to her."
"It all started after she evolved into a Dragonite. She was already starting to look cute to me while she was a Dragonair. And as a large, chubby Dragonite…I just couldn't stop myself from checking her out."
"And I hated myself for that! I felt like such a pervert, like those boys who only see girls as pieces of tasty wild Pokemon meat! Thinking of what Daniela would do if she found out and rejected me. Not wishing for her to stop our friendship over me crushing on her."
"So, I wanted to have nothing to do with that. I pretended that I didn't desire her, because she did not, and still does not, deserve to be desired for by me. As well as any girls I found as good-looking. I, just…Didn't want to associate with the perverts that only see them as objects."
"…"
"But now…I have realized how foolish I was."
"So, what if I'm attracted to Daniela, and many other girls?! It is natural for Pokemon to feel attracted to how other Pokemon look! And unlike others, I at least have the decency to still view those I am attracted to as what they are: Pokemon beings with their own lives. With their own hopes and sorrows. With their own desires."
"I also don't care if Daniela will reject me if I ever tell her how I feel about her! I'm not entitled to her, and she has all the right in the world to stop our friendship and never interact with me again if she thinks that is for the best!"
After the Eevee screamed the last part, the Pokemon in the room were greeted by another white flash. Stunning them until they were back in the bedroom the girls fought The Holding Lover in. Who was thriving again while facing Andrei, looking down at him while beating her wings in order to hover above the floor of the bedroom. Doing so before, and while, telling the boy she faced the following:
"I am thou, and thou art I."
"But not really, as I am a representation of your crush representing your lust. The first statement only applying to you being one with your lust, and the lust being part of you. Not being one with your crush."
"Either way, thou hast awakened the power of The Holding Lover, a Persona of the Lust Arcana, by accepting your own lust."
"It shall be the guide that will help you reach any truth you wish to reveal…And also, the guide that may lead you into someone's bedroom."
She grinned right after saying the word 'bedroom', then turned herself into a floating black collar. She turned herself into a floating black collar covered by a pattern of pink drawn hearts, reader! Funniest shit I have ever seen! Then this collar wrapped itself around the throat of the boy the Dragonite spoke to!
Andrei was too stunned to speak by…Pretty much everything that happened to him. All he remembered was following the two girls, then jumping into the TV they looked at, before finding himself in a white void. In which his mouth confessed thoughts the Eevee wished to only keep in his head. Then his crush-. No. A depiction of his crush that called herself The Holding Lover, a Persona of the Lust Arcana. Which existed for whatever reason, being whatever a Persona is of an Arcana related to Lust? Either way, she told him a bunch of things then turned herself into a collar. Which wrapped around his neck. Andrei could feel it there.
The Eevee's eyes suddenly widened when he realized something: This collar did not match his style at all. So, before tackling everything else that he had to tackle, Andrei decided to first remove the collar strapped around his neck. Being unable to do so, struggling to the amusement of Joina, the frowning of The Queen of Battles and the resting of Ion's bitch face.
"Yeah bud, you cannot remove that collar unless you summon that depiction of your crush~" The amused Nickit somewhat explained what was going on.
"By summoning The Holding Lover? How do I even do that?" Andrei asked the what seemed to him to be a Nickit knowing all the answers to the dozens of questions he had at the moment.
"Well, the collar will go back around your neck immediately after you do it…But if you want to remove it for a few seconds, then you simply wish her into existence." Joina explained to the boy struggling to take off his collar. Making him stop struggling.
"It would only be undone for a few seconds? Then…If you're telling the truth, I'm stuck with this collar around my neck until it is removed forever in another way." The realization-struck boy replied.
"Pretty much! And others or other things cannot remove it, through other ways. At least if what I was told was true." The Pokemon with a big pink ruby encrusted into her forehead replied.
Right after Joina mentioned the fact that she was using second-hand information, the Eevee felt someone or something pull his collar towards the wall behind him. Choking him in the few seconds his collar was being pulled, before two cold hands covered his eyes.
"See? My Master was right! I'm someone else and I cannot remove this collar of yours!" A crystalline voice spoke near Andrei's head.
"The Glamorous Adventurer, please." The Nickit stated the name of the one doing a physical demonstration of the whole other and other things cannot remove Persona-summoning items rule. "Leave the poor boy alone, his heart already wishes for someone else~"
Joina, The Queen of Battles and Ion watched as The Glamorous Adventurer pulled Andrei's new collar from behind, then hovered above his head. Covering his eyes as her overexaggerated breasts pointed towards his head. Although the Nickit found this scene rather amusing, she also understood that the Eevee had already suffered enough for one day. Hence why she asked her Persona to stop.
"So what if it does? It could also wish for me~" That Persona replied, her gem-like eyes sparkling as she did so.
"Well, it could…If you were the type of the owner of that heart, that is." Her owner countered the statement with a truth.
"But how can I not be?! I'm a girl with big breasts! All guys that are into girls love this sort of girls! And he's clearly into girls! And my tits are bigger than Daniela's!" The Glamorous Adventurer explained why the Eevee she was covering the eyes of with her hands should be madly in love with her.
"Because you're not chubby AND your chest size is overexaggerated. Which I do believe are things that he is not attracted to." Her owner continued to explain why Andrei would not be interested in a relationship with her.
"A-actually…I also am not a big fan of getting chocked and blinded by someone that I haven't even gotten a chance to look at…L-let alone know...Without my consent..." The bothered boy finally entered the conversation, after thinking for a while on how to tell the girl covering his eyes to fuck off.
"Ohhh, you're no fun!" The Diancie replied to the Eevee, before pouting. "Fine! Let go of the Diancie telling you that you have a chance with her for the Dragonite flying in the skies as an Eevee that cannot fly!" Her pout then exploded into those statements, before she vanished into thin air.
"Sorry about that, Andrei. She's supposed to represent my wild side, so she can be rather unhinged." Joina told the now able to see again Eevee.
"She's somehow more of a pervert than you, and I never thought anybody could be more of a pervert than you." The Queen of Battles finally joined the conversation. "And now Andrei has also joined the pervert club. But apparently I'm immune to his perversity because I decided to be fit instead of becoming a fat fuck, so, at least I won't have to be concerned about my safety near him."
"Shush, Andrei is above such nefarious acts as forcing himself onto Pokemon." The girl wearing jewellery replied, while approaching the Eevee the two girls were speaking about. Who started to back towards the wall behind him, not wishing to have another girl that wasn't Daniela be close to him that day.
"Besides, I could train him for Daniela in one or two days~ After all, unlike my Persona, I am chubby~" The indeed chubby Nickit added, revealing her reason for approaching the boy. Now booping his nose with hers while staring into his eyes. Her snout pointing towards the floor in order to be able to boop the Eevee that was half her height.
"I'd rather…Not associate with you." The boy replied, while avoiding Joina's gaze. "As you said yourself, my heart wishes for someone else. And I am looking for a committed relationship with that someone else, not just one or two days of fun with another girl." Andrei then explained exactly why he turned down her offer.
"Alright, suit yourself. Unlike my Persona self, I don't throw fits when someone turns me down." The jewellery wearing girl replied, before putting a somewhat considerable distance between herself and the boy that just turned her down. Giving the Eevee a look at her signature grin as she did so.
"Now, if you're done with that conversation…" Ion finally joined that conversation, after only standing in his spot while observing the events happening around him with his signature resting bitch face. "…I do believe that Andrei wishes to go back to his world."
"Yes please! I want to get out of…The TV? I do remember jumping into that big TV in Junes…" The boy replied to what the Gardevoir believed.
"Yah, you're currently in an alternative dimension that can be accessed only by those with desires they massively suppress, those with Personas and those who accompany those with Personas." Joina briefly stated in response to the Eevee's statement. "You know, normal everyday stuff." She then added, clear to anyone that can detect sarcasm that the Nickit was joking.
"That is…Something." Andrei replied to that information dump, while not knowing exactly how to reply with it.
"She can tell you more of that something once you are back in your world." Ion intervened into the discussion with the intent to stop it again. "But before she can, you must go there." He then stated, before snapping the fingers of his right hand. Teleporting the whole group onto the endless yellow plain in which the two girls met up with Ion, after jumping through the massive TV present in Junes. Unlike Andrei, who, although he also jumped through the same TV, was instead knocked out by the transport of his body into a Palace born out of his suppressed desire for lust. Where the Eevee was held as a prisoner in the amount of time it took Team Bitches and Ion to rescue him.
On the yellow plain without ends, a purple rectangle appeared underneath the Gardevoir. Big enough for all of the Pokemon not of this world to stand onto. Ion then hovered on a part of the yellow plain that was not being covered by this rectangle.
"You girls already know the drill, but I'll repeat it for the new guy." The Pokemon floating above a small section of the yellow plain close to his feet told his companions. "Just jump into the purple rectangle to go back to your world. It is that simple."
"Well, you know what they say." The Queen of Battles told Joina, while grinning. "Ladies first." The same she told the Nickit before they jumped into the TV that day.
"And I am a lady~" The Nickit ally of the Riolu replied in the same manner as before the two girls jumped into the TV that day. "Goodbye for now, Ion." She then said goodbye to the one who provided her a way to return back to her world. Before jumping into the purple rectangle. Her body going through it just like an object falling into water, but unlike water in that scenario, the purple rectangle did not react in any way to something passing through it. Her Riolu friend jumped after her.
"Well, erm…Thanks for saving me from that awful conversation and giving me a chance to go back in…My world? Sorry, I'm still a bit-" Andrei started to thank the Gardevoir in front of him, and explain himself a bit. The purple rectangle remaining between them as he did so.
"No need to, I'm just doing what is morally right to do with my powers." Ion interrupted the Eevee's explanation in order to respond to his thanks. "Now, go join those two crazy girls."
"And…Please, do keep an eye on them. They do seem like the sort to get into trouble." The Gardevoir then added.
"I will try my best, sir. And unfortunately…Unlike Joina, I cannot say goodbye just for now." The Eevee answered back.
"As I do not know if I'll ever come back to this world."
Those were the last words of the Eevee, before he leapt into the purple rectangle. Which vanished behind him.
The boy fell through a tunnel made of alternating white and black rectangles. His paws then touched the floor present in the electronics department of the Junes Department Store. Joina was standing on the same floor on his right, while The Queen of Battles was also standing on the same floor, but on his left.
And in front of him, a very familiar Pokemon to Andrei was standing on the exact same floor. The Eevee raised his head to meet her draconic stare. His face now staring at the one of the real Daniela. The Dragonite's eyes being covered by her pair of black glasses as her lips were covered by a blood red lipstick. Those eyes of hers were quite big at that moment, indicating surprise. Doing so before and while her mouth told the trio in front of her the following:
"What. The. Fuck?!"
End of chapter 1: What are those two up to?
