San Francisco, California, 2024
SCOTT LANG
Come on avengers
ASSEMBLE
…I said ASSEMBLE
…Look I get it
I'm not exactly cap ASSEMBLE coming from me doesn't mean as much
But I thought we were sposed to be a team working TOGETHER
And not to blow my own bugle but I DEFINITELY showed up when u needed me
All the way out of the quantum realm
So I think its not crazy to expect a little support here
CLINT BARTON
For cryin out loud man
We're not flying out to CA just to help you put together ikea furniture
SCOTT LANG
But the little instruction pics say I need a friend!
BRUCE BANNER
I don't know, Scott
Last time I got so frustrated the Big Guy freaked out and leveled the whole warehouse
CLINT BARTON
Get your ants to help why don't you
SCOTT LANG
What about u Thor
These are made by ur people should be totally in ur wheelhouse!
THOR
For the last time Man of Ants
I have never heard of any object named Törnviken
Author's Note: Credit to Rebecca OTool for the ants bit!