Naruto would swear he was in an actual state of Nirvana; completely empty of concerns, thoughts, or even feelings. Discounting the physical sensations, of course. The sheer, unrelenting pleasure bombarding him as Ino rocked her mouth like a damn woodpecker over his rod was the only thing that existed.

It was wonderful.

Staring at the simple stone ceiling and comfortably muffled from all the chatter of the bar upstairs, it was easy to maintain this trance. It wasn't until Ino paused her wonderful work and moaned loudly around the helmet in her mouth that he released any sound at all. A faint, flustered laugh.

Not nearly as loud as all the guttural, throaty moans and sloppy sounds of her blowjob.

The sounds were a show in themselves. Ino knew that all too well; it was all part of the performance that she'd mastered so perfectly. She didn't miss his little laugh; it spurred her to redouble her efforts and volume. Increasingly so as to be heard clearly over his own catatonic groans. The rod she was working had become so wet with her spit that it popped when she abruptly yanked off of it!

"Gods, your precum is so thick and creamy," she began pulling his neck and attention up with her words. "I can't wait to taste a full load of your tasty cum..."

Her sparkling blue eyes looked so serious, nearly deranged as they bore into his.

So fucking sexy.

Fortunately, the minx noticed his cock beginning to throb and turned right back into a woodpecker over it as he laughed, loudly this time. His fingers dug into the bedsheets as he melted into them; as the spectacular service ended with a bang! Ino got what she allegedly wanted oh-so-bad; moaning and milking every last lingering drop from his violently erupting cock!

"Oh shit, that was the best blowjob I've ever had," he eventually mumbled.

"Really?" she asked with a surprising sobriety.

Naruto blinked.

"Yeah, it felt incredible!" he offered enthusiastically, earning a confused smile from her that leaked uncertainty into his own mind. "I mean… I havn't had many to be fair," he admitted sheepishly.

"But you've had them from Tsunade, right?" her voice was blunt and casual, even as her hand continued its fondling of his half-hard cock.

"I uh… I shouldn't answer that, right?"

Ino snorted.

"Sure. Well, you've walked in looking nervous and out with that huge 'dumbass smile' on your face twice now," she deadpanned. "And one of those times you walked in with a bottle of wine. Relax; she wouldn't deny it or care at all, I'd wager,"

"Well…." it was pretty obvious. "Yeah, she's done that for me a couple times,"

"Damn!" Ino balked, sounding almost impressed. "You're a lucky bastard. They called her the legendary sucker back in the day! Seriously, she'd charge like five times the starting rate for a night with her, all because of that sinful mouth," she explained, voice growing hautier as she finished, brushing her lips on his cock and making it twitch with the warmth of her breath. "And you said mine was better?"

Her eyes were so big and wide, like a hopeful virgin almost as she stared into his.

"Now I definitely shouldn't answer that," he joked, not particularly wanting to admit anything that might get him fired if it got back to the owner. Maybe Ino read that off of him. More likely, she was just goofing around with all this bullshit.

"You've probably not had her A-game yet," Ino explained casually as her gaze fell back over his rehardened cock. "That's what this is, if you couldn't tell,"

"I might have guessed," he laughed out absently, thought rapidly reeling as she sucked the head of his cock so wickedly hard. "Fuck! Yes, it's better than what I've had from her!" he admitted, his voice growing strained as she refused to relent. Sliding slowly deeper down while she continued trying to detach his cock with the force of her soft mouth!

That finally freed him of the delightful torture.

"Maybe I'll tell her you said that," she said wickedly after popping off. The laughter afterwards gave him a small sliver of ease. Enough to laugh back at least, especially as she resumed the rapid rocking of her face over his dick.

"NARUTO!" the literal last voice on the planet he wanted to hear right now rang out. Accompanied by three hardy knocks. Ino laughed hysterically around the thick rod in her mouth, further staggering him as he desperately tried to make his throat normal enough to respond. What the fuck was Tsunade doing here!?

"Fuc- yeah I uh, I'm busy!" he bumbled out as Ino refused to pause her disorienting work. For fucks sake, he wasn't even on shift right now! What did she want? He sucked in a deep breath as she told him.

"Yeah? Too fucking busy to test out the gun I gave you?" she retorted, sounding angry but thankfully leaving the door shut.

This was especially fortunate when he was already halfway to his orgasm. Ino was relentless! Sliding her full, peach lips from base to bulb with staggering speed, all the while fondling his sack and vibrating the shaft with her laughter at the situation. Really, it's to the young man's credit that he was able to answer.

"I-I did! I hiked out of town just after brunch!" he defended, deflating with relief at her immediate acceptance.

"Oh. You went out of town. That explains why I didn't hear the shots. Yeah, sorry to bother you kid; have fun. Just don't forget to come by the office and reload it asap, okay?"

"O-o-ohkAY!" he pursed out, struggling not to scream as his cock spasmed and shot into the beautiful blonde's mouth. Ino purred as the thick cum poured over her tongue yet again. Easier to swallow this time, not that either were difficult for a lady of her skill. Though she noted his loads were impressive, only to be expected from those big meaty balls in her hand.

"Heading over now?" she asked, genuinely surprised and just a little irked to see the new bouncer pulling himself and his pants up. "Don't you want to cuddle?"

Naruto stared too long at the adorable pout.

"I'll be right back," he assured, retreating out of the room with all the dignity he could manage. Just barely enough to keep his legs from shaking. He couldn't keep the boss waiting; he could not lose this job. To his relief, she was still in the office when he got there, maybe five minutes after her interruption.

"That was quick," she said, amber eyes widening in surprise.

Uh, we were… finishing up? Anyways, here's the pistol; I fired all five shots," he offered, eager to change the subject. Tsunade said nothing but opened a drawer and began fiddling through it. "I meant to ask, why did it only have five bullets?"

"So that you don't put a hole in your thigh when you accidentally pull the trigger while it's hanging on your belt like an idiot," she explained bluntly, counting out five more of the simple metal bulbs for the gun on her desk. "Besides, if you can't handle the problem with five bullets, what are the odds a sixth would make any difference?"

"That's fair," he relented, watching carefully as she popped the chamber and reloaded the revolver. "Thank you again; it's a hell of a gift,"

"Sure," she said, finally giving him that tired, matronly smile. It persisted until he picked up the weapon and, with her attention shifting back to the papers on her desk, slipped back out. There was something of a hurry to his steps after all, with a gorgeous, mostly naked woman waiting for him about sixty steps away.

So he was a bit unaware of his surroundings, and just a smidge rattled when interrupted the second time.

A familiar face halted him sharply, an arm slamming into the wall to literally block his path at the basement stairs. Without her 'work outfit' on, it really was Hinata's face this time. Though he'd still yet to see such a burning, angry look on the sweet kitchen girl who bandaged him.

"SO, where are you off too?" Rin demanded.

"Uh… downstairs?" he answered, not sure how to take the question.

"To fuck Ino?" she bit.

"…maybe," he answered honestly, not sure if his little guy had the strength left and not sure if Ino even wanted to.

"Great. Just great. I'm sure Hinata will be absolutely thrilled to hear about it, and what a great example your setting for my nephew too, ya fucking sleazeball!" she spat.

"What the hell does Hinata have to do with it?" he asked dumbfoundedly. Or'setting an example'? It's not like Ino and I are doing anything wrong!" he defended, on guard from the insult. It's just sex, for shits sake. I'd think you of all people would understand that,"

To his surprise, she didn't respond.

To his shock, her eyes even softened a bit.

He waited ten seconds for her to say something else before continuing on his way, his mind muddled by the whole confusing interaction. About why Rin felt the need to seek him out and insult him over this. Seriously, what did Hinata possibly have to do with him fucking Ino?