A/N: WildMath55- You're going to wreck Umbrella over? Count me in.
Bring your friends, family, lovers, and pets! We're gonna have all kinds of fun fightin' Umbrella!
Now then, this is indeed a special chapter. You know how in some games, in the Extra Content Menu, you can purchase certain modes and perks using points, including extra missions or new boss fights? This is the exact same situation as that. Behold!
The three were walking down the road before Nat yawned. "We've been walking for hours. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if we were in Tennessee."
"Maybe we're near Nashville," Devlin said. "What do ya say, Cor? Want some spicy Nashville chicken stripes from the source?"
"Why spicy," Corey asked with a raised eyebrow.
"What? When you think of Nashville, you think of spicy, right?"
"Eh, good point. Still, I'd rather find a motel. Take a nice hot shower, change out of our blood-soaked clothes, and sleep on a bed."
"Mind if I take the first shower," Devlin asked. "If you and Nat went in, by the time you two come out, the entire room will be flooded with steam. GACK!"
"And why, pray tell, do you think Corey and I would be sharing the shower," Nat asked through a gritted smile as she held Devlin in a chokehold.
"You know I'm right. You know I'm right," Devlin choked.
"That doesn't mean you can say it out loud, idiot," Nat growled.
"Do you guys even have green on ya," Corey asked, prompting Nat to release Dev. "I'm sure by now that Umbrella froze all of our accounts."
"Not that that matters, considering we all threw away our company credit cards," Nat said.
"Well, I've been wiring about sixty percent of my paycheck to a separate savings account. Never thought it would come in handy like this, though."
"How much is in it," Cor asked.
"Bout 500 Gs," Devlin shrugged.
"Ooh, not bad. Just 250 below me," Corey said with a smirk.
"Tch. Man, fuck you," Devlin chuckled. "What about you, Nat?"
"A cool mill," Nat said with a pompous smirk.
"Fuuuck yoooou," Corey and Devlin said in perfect unison as they both flipped Nat off, making her laugh.
"Suck it, bitches! I'm the Queen of Beverly Hills here!"
"Ew. Don't even reference Cali, sis."
"Yeah, that was in bad taste," Nat said.
"How did you even make that kinda scratch? We worked the same job, didn't we," Devlin asked.
"Um, ex-boxer? A lot of that cash was from my days as the champ."
"Ah. Well, among the three of us, we have over two mill. Should let us survive long enough," Devlin said. "By the way, how much ammo do you two have?"
"Dev, all I have are my girls."
Devlin looked down. Corey then smacked the back of his head. "You know damn well what she meant."
"Couldn't help it," Devlin chuckled.
Corey rolled his eyes. "I got ammo, but no gun. Not sure I need it, being, well, you know..." He then sparked. "A living railgun and all."
"So I'm the only one who still has a working gun, eh," Devlin asked as he took out his trusty pistol, fully loading then cocking the handgun.
"Think that's enough," Nat said as she cracked her knuckles.
"We're about to find out," Devlin said as he pointed his gun toward the forest they were walking beside.
"Oh, so you already noticed me."
"Ooh, she sounds hot," Devlin said.
"Down, boy," Corey said as he used his electricity to form a shock ball in the palm of his hand.
The voice giggled. "How cute. The human finds me attractive."
"Human," Devlin asked.
Out of the shadows walked an incredibly beautiful woman. She was about as tall as Natalie and just as well-endowed, possibly even more so. However, she wore an old and tattered green dress, heels that obviously had blades on them, and equally obviously sharp nails that looked filed enough to tear through flesh like paper. She had long, black hair, red eyes... and sickly green skin. She looked just as much like a corpse as any of the zombies the trio killed.
"Wait, an infected victim made it this far? How," Devlin asked.
"Who cares? Shoot it in the head before she reaches a town and infects them," Corey said.
"Wow. Talking about shooting a woman's head in front of her," the dead beauty asked.
All three were shocked.
"She... she's talking," Corey said.
"But... that's impossible," Natalie said.
"Is it, now," the woman asked as she tilted her head.
Devlin immediately shot four times at the woman's head. However, a quick blur was seen. Then, the zombie held up her hand, showing that she caught all four bullets, each of them between her fingers before she dropped them all. "Aren't you a quick shot," she asked with a smile.
"W-Who are you," Devlin asked.
"Me? Mm, good question. I haven't known my old self in years. For simplicity's sake, just call me what my husband and family call me."
"Which is," Nat asked as she took her stance.
The beauty's smile widened.
"RG."
The three scientists, barely having recovered from their ordeal in the facility, barely any food on them, and hardly any weapons to speak up; stared at the beautiful zombie in front of them, all of them nervous.
"Alright, Dev, what's our next move," Corey asked.
"Vote to put you in charge," Devlin asked.
"Not the time, Head Researcher," Nat said.
"Wasn't jokin'. When the hell did I become the de facto leader? I'm the youngest here. Make Nat the leader, or Cor like I suggested."
"Dev!"
Devlin sighed. "Half of my brain says to run like hell."
"And the other half," Nat asked.
"That we wouldn't even be able to turn around before she kills us, so just stand and fight."
"Ooh," RG began. "You're smart," she said with a vicious smirk while appearing behind Devlin, his eyes widening.
Time seemed to be slow for Devlin as he turned around, holding up his arms in time to block RG's kick. He actually felt his radius and ulna bones shatter, as well as RG's heel stab and slice into his arm before he was sent flying, crashing through at least three trees before vanishing into the forest.
"When did she-" Nat began before she snarled and threw a right cross aimed at RG's chin. Nat's eyes widened when RG stopped her punch with just the tip of her finger. "WHA?!"
RG looked down at the fist before snickering as she looked at Nat with a raised eyebrow. "Did you seriously hold back your full strength?"
'She could tell?!'
"Bit of advice, honey," RG said as she readied a flick, holding it at Nat's forehead. "Holding back against me is a terrible idea." She then flicked Nat, sending her crashing through two trees until she smashed into the third one, coughing up blood before she went limp, stuck into the body of the tree.
"Now..." She looked at Corey. "What can you do, handsome? Hm? Oooh."
Corey was surrounded by electricity, looking like a living lightning storm. "I can light you up like a fucking Christmas tree." He then unleashed the electricity he channeled at RG, hitting her point blank.
"Hmm, not bad."
Corey's eyes widened when he saw RG withstanding the electricity like it was nothing.
"I think you just output enough energy to power a city the size of New York. Not as powerful as my husband by a long shot, but still impressive for a human."
'No way. She's... already making Alfonso look more like a bitch than he already was. How the fuck are we supposed to beat this chick?'
RG just tilted her head with a cute giggle.
A pile of fallen trees was seen. Moments later, cracking wood was heard before a fist was seen, followed by cracking sounds. Then, the trees were blown away by a roaring Devlin, who was now slumped over while panting as his wounds healed. He then held his growling stomach, nearly falling to one knee. 'Getting hungry. I guess I was wrong. Even with a fully synchronized relationship with the R-Virus, we still need to eat to keep our bodies at full power.'
Devlin then smelled something. He looked toward a tree stump, appeared before it, and ripped it out of the ground. "Truffles?! Damn. I'm eatin' rich," he said as he reached toward the mushroom.
He stopped when he heard a growl. He looked toward it. "Zombified bear. Of course."
The undead bear roared as it charged at Devlin. "OH, SHIT!"
Nat regained consciousness before realizing she was stuck to a tree. She yanked herself out of it, looking a bit annoyed when her stomach growled. "Terrible timing." She then caught a whiff of something and looked to see wild berries. "A blueberry bush? Damn, that's convenient. Good thing I like blueberries," she said as plucked one off and ate it. "Mm, ripe."
She then heard growling and looked behind her. "Zombie wolves. Tch, lovely."
One wolf lunged at her, but Nat performed a perfect counter, her fist crushing the snout of the wolf before her fist went all the way to its skull. She ended up turning the zombie's head into a paste, the corpse falling past the blueberry bush. She cracked her knuckles. "Next?"
Corey was holding up his arms to guard himself from RG's kicks, each of them feeling like a slap from the Mufasa. It didn't help that Corey could somehow tell she was toying with him, holding back her actual strength.
"You're doing pretty well, for a human," RG laughed.
"Don't patronize me," Corey yelled as he shot lighting at RG.
She merely bent back before performing a backflip and landing elegantly on the tips of her toes while standing on a tree branch. "What cute little sparks. You know you can't beat me. Not like that. Hm," she went with a raised eyebrow.
"Then how about with this," Corey asked as he channeled his electricity to form plasma.
'Hoo? So he can do that? Impressive,' RG thought.
Corey roared as he fired his plasma bullet.
Time seemed to slow down as the bullet rushed at RG. She stared at it with her calm, beautiful smile and indifferent gaze as she watched it reach her. Then, her gaze sharpened for a quick moment... before she leaned to the side to avoid the bullet.
Corey smirked. "I saw that."
RG looked at Corey, still smiling.
"You dodged the plasma. You took a hit from my electricity like it was nothing, but you actually avoided my plasma. So you CAN get hurt. Good to-" Before Corey knew it, he was slammed headfirst into the ground with enough force to cause an earthquake, RG's foot now on the back of his head.
"Very clever. Yes, you saw me dodge your plasma. I may be the most powerful zombie in existence, but in the end, I'm still just a walking corpse. I can't very well let you destroy my body, now can I? Replacing body parts is such a pain, infinitely more when my husband's not around."
"And who's your husband," Corey asked, impressing RG as he turned his head. "Victor Frankenstein?"
RG whistled. "You're supposed to be dead. There aren't many who can survive a stomp from me. Though, it seems many would pay for the experience," RG laughed with an embarrassed blush that made her look incredibly cute.
"Sexy, cute, nice body; I can see why," Corey said.
"Why thank you," RG said as she raised her leg, a single eye glowing blood red while a crescent moon smile appeared on her shadowed face. "As a show of thanks and extra 'fan service', I'll stomp your head into paste."
"Well, I'm dead," Corey groaned with a defiant smile.
"Yes. You are."
She heard a whistle, looking back to see a fist slam into her cheek before she was sent flying through trees.
Nat cracked her knuckles. "Payback, bitch."
"Great timing, as usual, babe," Corey groaned.
"Well, you got your ass kicked," Nat said as she helped Corey off the ground before handing him a pocket's worth of blueberries, which he gladly ate.
"Aah. Tart."
"They tasted sweet to me." Nat's instincts kicked in, making her hold out her elbow just as RG tried to kick the two. Nat tried to hold back RG's kick, but the Zombie Queen was just too powerful. Nat's elbow actually shattered before RG sent the couple flying.
"Now was that nice?"
"No, it was not," RG said as she turned around. "But neither is taming my newly turned Black Bear.
Devlin was actually riding on the back of the zombified bear, holding his hand above its head, his psychokinetic power almost visible. "Hard to believe I'm not Russian, eh?"
RG giggled. "You're cute."
"Ah-ah-ah, I'm a guy. You're not supposed to call a guy cute. Only hot girls like Nat or cute girls like Cor's sisters are allowed to be called cute."
"A bit sexist, don't you think," RG asked with a smile and a raised eyebrow.
"I'm Republican," Devlin said before he willed the bear to charge at RG, the zombie roaring as it followed the order. It then lunged at her, claws out and mouth wide open for a bit.
"Hm." RG performed a perfect high kick, her seductively long leg sending the bear's head flying.
"Eh," Devlin went with wide eyes and a dumbfounded smile.
RG then caught the bear and held it up... with one hand as she looked up at Devlin with a smile. "Did you think it would be THAT easy," she giggled.
"Um, yes, actually. . . I'm fucked."
"Royally."
Devlin was yelling as he was sent high in the air, actually trying to swim upward. "Crap. Can't fly. SHIIIIT," he yelled as he fell toward the ground.
Standing there was RG, her hands held together in a maidenly manner as if she were an aristocrat. She was watching Devlin fall toward her before she smirked, about to get ready to kick him.
Then, she noticed a presence behind her and jumped out of the way in a beautifully acrobatic, no, more ballerina-style dodge. She looked to see the bullet burning straight through trees before looking to see Corey preparing another Plasma Bullet. She tilted her head to avoid the next shot, leaned to avoid the next, then actually curtseyed to avoid the next. She was messing with Corey and he knew it.
She looked up with a smirk before she stood straight up, and moved her head back to avoid Natalie's uppercut. RG continued to move back, hands behind her back, and a smile on her face as she continuously dodged Natalie's punches.
'What the hell?! No one should be doing this well against a boxer! Hell, I've never taken on anyone, man or woman, who dodged all of my punches this easily! What the hell is with this chick!?'
"You know, you're really slow," RG laughed.
A tick mark grew on Natalie's forehead. "Oh, that's it." Nat then vanished.
"Hoo? Better. Much better." RG then caught Devlin by the throat before he hit the ground.
"Thanks," he choked.
"No problem, pretty boy."
Devlin then pointed his gun at RG's head. "NEVER call me that again."
BANG!
RG completely avoided the bullet by bending her head impossibly far back. It would only be possible if-
"You're neck's already broken. Of course, it is," Devlin choked.
RG reattached her neck as she smiled at Devlin. "Zombie. Also, you really shouldn't be playing with toys at your age. Especially such teenie-tiny ones. At least use a magnum," she laughed before she reeled back her arm and stabbed it through Devlin.
He hacked up blood. "Right in the solar plexus," he groaned. "Least I don't have that crick in my back anymore."
RG laughed. "I like you." She then threw Devlin into a tree, the man sticking to it upside down.
"I can tell," Devlin strained. "Ya didn't send me crashing through a tree." Devlin then fell off. "Ow."
RG giggled.
As she did, Nat appeared behind her, time slowed down for her... due to her super-speed. Natalie's infection increased her muscles beyond superhuman capabilities, even more so in her biceps and her triceps. Her lung capacity was also increased to the point where she could theoretically hold her breath for a month, but that didn't matter.
What matters is that she was now the fastest woman in the world, and she used that speed to her advantage to prepare the meanest punch she had ever thrown. It may have been a few laps around the forest since she didn't wanna risk her body or her boys, but it was still more than enough momentum for the needed punch. She then threw her punch, aimed at RG's head, ready to destroy this Apex Zombie.
Nat's punch was just about to reach RG when the beautiful scientists saw something horrifying.
RG turns to look back at her. What happened next was even more horrifying. RG caught Natalie's fist, the impact causing an explosive shock wave that destroyed the part of the forest they were in.
Natalie stared at her caught fist in shock and horror before looking at the smiling RG. "How?"
"Oh, please. You're not the first human with super speed I've ever fought. It's actually quite annoying. Though I have to admit, thanks to those fights, my brain evolved to compensate for the difference in speed, making me react more than fast enough against those with at the very most light speed capabilities."
"T-That's not possible!"
"Not for this world, maybe."
"This world?"
"Also, your punch was... alright, but I've felt stronger."
CRACK
Nat screamed in anguish before she looked down at her crushed hand, falling to one knee as she watched it repair itself with sickening snaps and cracks.
"Still, that was pretty good."
Nat looked up with a growl before she was surprised when RG grabbed her face, the beautiful zombie close to the beautiful scientist.
"Here's your reward, cutie."
"Mm. . . MRM?!" Natalie's eyes widened... after RG kissed her. Not a peck on the lips or a granny's kiss on the cheek, but a full-on mouth-to-mouth French kiss. The two then parted with a string of saliva connecting their tongues.
"Tasty," RG said.
"Wha- Ah- HUH?!"
"YO, DAWN OF THE DEAD!"
"Hm? Dawn? No one's ever called me that be- Oh," RG said as she looked over at Corey, he was aiming a cannonball-sized orb of plasma at her.
"As hot as that was, that's still my girl, and I don't take kindly to gettin' cucked. So... fuck you."
BLAST!
"Uh-oh." RG was hit point blank, the plasma carrying her into the forest. Then, within the shadows of the woods, a bright explosion was both seen and heard.
Corey then ran over to Nat. "Babe! You alright?"
"Y-Yeah... just... Mm. Something's comin' up." Nat then hurled up a black liquid.
"Ew. You know, it's situations like this that let a man know he's still in love with his girl. Still love ya, even after that."
"You'd better," Nat groaned. She then spat out what was left of the bile. "I think she tried to infect me with her virus."
"And it didn't work."
The couple was shocked before looking to see RG standing in the clearing, an analytical look on her face, as she held her chin with her other arm, crossed like professors stereotypically do.
"Never seen anyone besides my husband or those other two be immune to my virus. Impressive."
"Dammit. That should have been enough juice to destroy a redneck's trailer park," Corey said as he helped Nat to her feet.
"Is there any way we can beat this chick," Nat asked as she took her stance.
"Mm, I doubt it," RG giggled. She then realized it was getting darker around her. "Hm?" She then looked up.
A tree slammed right on top of her.
Corey and Nat looked to see Devlin clapping his hands together to clean them of dust. "You might be right, hotness, but we're at least stubborn enough to try and survive."
Devlin appeared next to Corey and Nat, holding up his gun.
"Don't you think it's better to use your Psychokenisis," Corey asked as he created more plasma bullets.
"Probably, but I don't have nearly as much control over it as I like, so I'd rather not use it. Honestly, I'm surprised you two are using your powers as well as you are."
POP.
"You had to say something," Nat groaned before she fell to one knee.
"NAT," Corey went.
Everyone looked at Nat's legs, blood spewing out in small sprits, but still bleeding. "That was the first time I ever went that fast. I think the lag is finally catching up with my body. Ooh, that hurts."
"Think you and I can take her alone," Corey asked.
"Fuck no, but let's try to anyway."
"I heard that."
"Aw, how cute." RG tossed the tree off of her, moving her neck to pop her joints before doing some stretches, more cracks being heard as she did them. "Not many have the balls to stand their ground against me."
"Well, then, we've got balls to spare. Well, I do, anyway. His are reserved for his lady friend there."
"Hey!"
"What? You know I'm right."
"He'd BETTER be right, Smith," Nat growled.
"He's right! HE'S RIGHT!"
RG giggled. "Well, then, shall we continue our dance, boys?"
Devlin and Corey readied themselves. "Olé," they said.
RG giggled before her eyes widened with her crescent moon smile, the zombie ready to charge.
RIIIIING
"Oh."
RIIIIING
RG then took out a cell phone and answered it. "RG. . . Yeah. . . Is that so? . . . Wait, I thought I had more... Aaah. Yeah, that makes sense. . . Oh, don't worry. I had my fun. And I have something interesting to report. . . CL is what? . . . Did you call her? . . . Got it. It wouldn't make sense to drag me back and leave her here. . . Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Adam." She then hung up. "Ten minutes, huh? They flew by faster than I thought.
The trio was shocked.
"We've only been fighting her for ten minutes," Nat asked.
"It felt like hours," Corey said.
"Ten minutes. That's all the time I had to play with you. Today, anyway," RG said as she turned to walk away. "You three were quite entertaining. I can't wait for when you lot unlock your full powers."
Devlin was shocked. "Our full powers?!"
RG looked back and giggled. "You heard me. See you next time, my little darlings." RG then blew a kiss at the trio before walking into the darkness of the forest.
After a few minutes, the three felt relaxed again, all of them falling to the ground and panting heavily.
"What... the fuck... did we just fight," Nat panted.
"No idea," Corey panted. "PHEW! I can't believe I would rather deal with Alfonso over anything else, but here I am," Corey groaned.
"You two do realize we'll meet her again, right," Devlin asked.
"Don't remind us," the couple said in unison.
Devlin looked up toward the sunny sky. "Can we take a break here? Please?"
"YES," the couple said as they both flopped to the ground.
"OH, THANK GOD," Devlin said as he flopped to the ground.
.
.
"This absolutely sucked," Devlin said.
"Agreed," the couple said in unison.
A/N:
Remember, I like to think in terms of video games, and this is an absolute RPG fight. Not turn-based, though. I hate turn-based gameplay.
You know Wesker's line in RE5? "Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all the time I have to play with you." Well, in most cases, to win in the RG boss fight, you just have to survive for ten minutes, meaning at least one of the party members needs to still be able to fight. If she takes all three of the characters down:
RG giggles as she sees the downed scientists, all of them panting as their bodies try to heal, but they are too physically exhausted for their bodies to properly work.
Then, RG raises her hand... and snaps her fingers.
Entire waves of zombies then run out of the darkness of the forest and pounce on the scientists, all of them screaming in agony as they are eaten and torn apart.
RG tilts her head. "Mm, that was a fun waste of time. Now then, back to work," she says as she walks into the dark forest, a bloody GAME OVER appearing.
HOWEVER, it is stupidly hard to do, but you can defeat RG before the ten-minute mark. It's arguably easiest to do with Nat. She would have a Counter mechanic that does a STUPID amount of damage. Of course, it's hard as hell to do, especially against an opponent like RG, but if you're a freakin' expert (and possibly purchased the Counter Window extra in the Extra Contents Menu, making Counters easier), you can beat RG in maybe five minutes, max.
Using Cor or Dev is even harder but not impossible. Just be able to see RG's openings and time your attacks and dodges, then badda-boom. Obviously, there are trophies for beating RG. And if you beat her with all three of them, you get the Infinite Ammo Extra and enough points to buy everything in the Extra Menu, including the broken weapons that make playing the game an unfair cakewalk.
Cor's broken weapon would be Hakase's Coat, Hakase's lab coat that makes you able to shoot off your Plasma Cannonballs like they were regular bullets. Nat would get Hoarfen's Claws, which are just ice-covered boxing gloves, but one punch freezes your enemy. She also would get Vlad's Fists, bloody boxing gloves that heal her with each punch. Devlin's would be Walrider's Spawn. It would be what looks like a black chain necklace, but it would make him be able to use my Psychokinises infinitely. No lag or cooldown at all.
In short, these weapons (or more accurately, accessories) are freakin' awesome and broken. Oh, but don't worry, we can also purchase the always classic Infinite Rocket Launcher. Yay.
Anyway, that's the end of Resident Evil Project R. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Look forward to my next work, if you'd be so kind.
Until then!