I return! I promise I have a valid reason I've missed the last 2 weeks! 2 weeks ago I took my MCAT, so... yea. And last week the selected characters were Noire's generals from Hyperdevotion Noire, 1 of 2 nep games along with Producing Perfection I have not played, so not much I could have done. Well. Here I am, with an extension to what i believe is the best of the shots so far, ch 3, aka the real world Histoire AU, I just love that to death, so here's a funny little side story to go along with it. Hope you enjoy!


A platinum blonde pinched the bridge of her nose in annoyance as she considered how the hell she even ended up in this situation to begin with.

"I'm hungry!" An annoying little purple haired shit yelled at her for what had to be the 300th time, "Hey! Did you hear me!" She yelled as Crorie's forehead twitched in annoyance,

"Fine! Go grab a fuckin pudding then!" She yelled at the kid, who quickly balled her fists at the hem of her purple dress,

"Dummy! I'm not big enough to!" Neptune pouted, as Crorie slammed her fists on the couch, with an 'ugggghhh' she finally stood up, waltzing down the hall of the apartment she had long since been sharing with her… friend.

Well. Until she went and adopted these little shits.

"Here!" Crorie snidely handed the sweet treat to the child who smiled,

"Thanks, Crosty!" Neptune beamed, as Croire felt her forehead twitch again,

"That's Croire to you, young lady!" She tried to yell, but Neptune simply stuck her tongue out in response, as she ran off, at least that meant Crorie had a moment of peace and quiet for once.

"Ughhh…" She moaned as she slumped back onto the couch. She just didn't get it. She had known Histoire for a very long time, she just couldn't understand it. She was still as confused now as she was the day Histoire came home one day, with a pair of sisters in tow. Not only did she go and adopt 2 girls, she didn't even tell her!

Sure. It wasn't all bad. For one, considering the apartment was a 2 bedroom, and the girls shared one… Histoire no longer had an excuse to not share a bed with Corire, which was nice~ And sure, the kids weren't all bad. But no one ever would have labeled the cruel business woman that was Croire as a kid person.

But here she was.

"I have to take Nepgear in for a doctor appointment. Can you please watch Neptune while I am gone? Croire?" Her old friend asked, as if it was a real question and not, 'hey i'm dumping the annoying one on you for a day, have fun!'

Damn her sometimes! Especially since she said yes every time!

"Ughhh…" Honestly, she wasn't even sure what annoyed her so much. Sure they could be loud, and annoying, and if they touched her stuff one more time she swore on her non-existent goddess she would strangle them.

But…

She couldn't deny it.

Histoire looked so much happier with them in the picture. Even with how she had run herself ragged at times, she still looked happier with the two little girls. And… Croire had to admit… it had to be some type of pathogen… because she thinks she may have caught it.

"Hey! Crosty! Play with me!" Speak of the purple demon…

"Ughhhh! What now!?" Crorie complained, as Neptune pointed to the game system Histoire had bought the girls last Christmas, and ever since, Neptune had become obsessed with playing on it. "..." Croire looked at the console as she weighed her options.

She could fight her on it, and drag this out into an annoying hour long debate

Or

She could kick her ass in whatever game she chose and that'd be that!

"Sure. You're on kid!" Croire threatened. Neptune was like 6, what the hell was she gonna do-

GAME OVER. NEP WINS.

"..." Or Crorie would just get her ass kicked. Relatively handedly too.

"Hehehe, you're even worse than Histy!" The child mocked, as Crorie grumbled, a shadow over her eyes,

"One more!"

GAME OVER. NEP WINS.

"Again!" This couldn't be happening. There was no way it-

GAME OVER. NEP WINS.

"4th times the charm you little shit!" Ok. Breath Crorie, she's just a kid. If you use your grown woman brain, and superior dexterity, there's no way-

GAME OVER. NEP WINS.

"..."

"Wow. You're bad Crosty. You uh… wanna play a different game?" Neptune seemed to genuinely ask, but…

"I FUCKED YOUR MOM SHITLIPS!" Crorie was not having it. She would beat this damn kid even if it killed her-

"Hehe. Was I a good girl?" A far smaller purple haired girl asked as she walked hand in hand with a notedly different platinum blonde,

"Yes. You were very brave Nepgear" Histoire smiled as she praised her young daughter, who seemed to light up at the words,

"Yay! The shots were scary, but sis told me she was a strong girl, so I had to be too!" Nepgear beamed, as Histoire nodded,

"Of course. And I did promise you, I'd take you to get some ice cream after dinner if you were a good girl" Histoire reminded her, as Nepgear seemed to have stars in her eyes,

"I want the strawberry! I want the strawberry!" Nepgear jumped up and down, as Histoire nodded, withdrawing the key to the apartment, as she let herself in, placing the groceries she bought for dinner down, she looked to the living room,

"Hello Crorie how was Nep-" Histoire stopped as she simply stared at the sight in front of her; Crorie laying on the floor as Neptune jumped up and down on her, before spotting the other blonde, whom she quickly ran up to,

"I beat Crosty over and over and over again before she turned the game off hehehe" Neptune proudly presented

"Stupid game anyway…"

"Then why couldn't you beat me?"

"..." Crorie didn't have a response to that. Histoire could only softly chuckle, putting her hand on Neptune's head, as she ruffled her hair,

"Did you have fun?" She gently asked her daughter, who feverishly nodded,

"Yuh huh! Crosty is tons of fun! She says all sorts of funny things!" Neptune beamed, as Croire looked on in slow horror, only now remembering some of the taunting words she had hurled at the kid, most of which were of a certain subject matter… "She told me she was gonna make it so you can't walk for a week straight tonight! Are you guys wrestlers or something?" Neptune beamed with the pure innocence of a child, as Crorie gulped. In honesty. That was probably one of the more tame ones. At least she didn't repeat the 'my breath smells like your moms pussy' one…

But even still…

"Oh did she? Go off and play with Nepgear, Neptune. Croire. Can I speak with you" Histoire pointedly spoke, motioning to their room. As Croire followed head hung in shame.

Not even she could use her sexy charm to get out of this one…

She'd be lucky if she was only sleeping on the couch for a week.

Fuck those stupid little kids she got.

But why did Crorie still feel like she had fun with her little babysitting excursion today?


Fun, right? Any way, reviews!

Gigarot- you just have a nose for UniGear don't you? Heh. That's actually really cool and funny you had the same idea. Yea, i've gotten plenty of commissions over the years, they can get pretty expensive... Heh. Dr. Nepchew is an expert after all!

end5- I like to write silly little stories in this, its fun and just a goofy lil time. Well... if Uni was any indication, she's the best!

Tony Anderson- Hey! Silly is what I do best lol. Nep has to help them with their crippling tsundereisms!