So, Izuku was being kidnapped. That was new, sorta. He was also being taken to the ferry wheel, which was just plain weird. Why would you choose such a spo- oh they were walking past it, ok it made sense.

… He was rambling, wasn't he?

"Yes you are." Overhaul said, closing his hand on his shoulder more tightly, "Remember that I can kill you with one single use of my Quirk."

Oh, Izuku knew. That was the entire reason Overhaul still had his arm in one piece instead of three. Or six. Or ten. As miss Miruko said, there was no kill like overkill.

'Alright Izuku, think. What would All Might do in this situation?'

-x-

"Wow, All Might, I can't believe you defeated Overhaul, destroyed the Shie Hassaikai, saved a child and managed to also rescue a cat trapped on a tree!"

-x-

'Alright, so maybe not All Might. What about Kacchan?'

-x-

"Grrrrrr, Worthless Villains, Grrrrr, Explosions, Grrrrrr, Number One, Grrrrrr, The Best! RAAAAAAAAAAH!"

-x-

'Dammit Kacchan. Alright, then… Miruko would break his arms and legs, but I'm not fast enough… Ugh.' He sighed. 'Guess Miruko is still the best option…'

"So." He asked, "What's the plan exactly?"

"Chatting in private." Overhaul said, leading Izuku in the woods behind the park. Now it made sense why he had headed toward the ferries wheel. Of all the locations, it was the one further away from the city and the other attractions, placed so it could overlook the entire park but without being in the middle of it where it would ruin the sight of the sky. Overhaul led him deeper in the woods of the temple's park, and finally stopped in a clearing that had evidently been prepared for it. Izuku was sure he had someone on guard around the location. "So, Valiant. Izuku Midoriya. You are quite the busy bee, aren't you?"

"What can I say, comes with being a Hero and not a child torturer. Do you also kill puppies in the weekend?"

"Trying to be funny? You sound just like your father." He said, and Izuku couldn't help but freeze. Oh shit. Right. Overhaul knew both his identities. "What, cat got your tongue, kid?"

"More of a toucan…" Izuku replied, "So, what do you want? I was having a date, you know?"

"Yes, I saw that. Nice girl. Himiko Shimura, first year at UA, Hero in training with the name of Bloody Hero: Carmilla. Does she know she is dating the son of a criminal?"

Yeah, she did, but Izuku wasn't about to just admit to that. It sounded like Overhaul thought he was doing a Masutaro and dating a girl that wanted to be a Hero while having ties to criminals. "I don't think this is any of your business."

"It kind of is when you decided to turn all of Japan against me!"

"I didn't. I honestly just looked into some information, and when everyone else found out my discoveries, they all jumped on board. I guess you are very easy to hate." Izuku replied.

"You are very brave for someone in disintegration distance."

"And you are very punchable."

"… For a guy that…" Overhaul asked after waiting a second for him to finish.

"No. You are just very punchable." Izuku replied. Overhaul snarled and glared at a nearby bushes, that had made the unfortunate decision of snorting at Izuku's quip.

"Alright, I see you are really like your father. You think you can solve everything by sounding witty and in control, right?" His hand clenched Izuku's shoulder, "You aren't in control, kid. I am. I will kidnap you and force your father to work with me against the incoming Hero attack, while using you as bait to lure said Hero attack in a different location from where Eri is. The Clan can't lose its heir, and the Heroes can't lose Valiant. All it takes is pitting them against each other, and I will come out victorious, even if I have to go into hiding."

"… That's not a bad plan." Izuku admitted, "But you just said you have to kidnap me for this, so you can't kill me. What's stopping me from punching you in the face so hard your nose pops out on the back of your head then?"

"My men are tailing your girlfriend right now. Plus, they are also confronting your bodyguard."

"… How many?"

"All three of them." Overhaul frowned at his expression, "… There were more weren't they?"

"Well…"

-x-

"I understand you have to live your life, Midoriya." Nedzu said, "So I won't stop you. However, just to be safe, take miss Nagant with you."

-x-

"Hello Midoriya? I've been told there were strange movements from the Shie Hassaikai's members in Musutafu. I took the liberty of sending Tokage and Shiozaki your way." Isana said.

-x-

"Hey Izu, it's dad. Nene and Maguma say that Tsunotori, Jiro and Asui will all be tailing you, but I also sent in that Yanagi girl. You can never be too sure, right?"

-x-

"Yeah, I think Beros is following me." Himiko said, "It's cool, I guess a bodyguard doesn't hurt."

-x-

"… Not exactly?"

A punch struck Overhaul's face, making him shout in pain and raise his hand from Izuku's shoulder. From the bushes emerged a girl with green hair and a smirk made of pointy fangs, her right arm flying back to reattach itself to her shoulder. Tokage, wearing a blue yukata with lizards pattern dashed low and punched Overhaul.

The man sighed and slapped the incoming punch. "Got your arm!" He shouted.

"Shove it up your ass!" Setsuna shouted back, and the limb flew into Overhaul's face, where it exploded in a rain of blood. Overhaul screamed something incoherent about germs and then was punched in the face by Setsuna's regrown arm, his mask flying to the side.

He slammed his open hand into Setsuna's abdomen, her body deforming and bulging out, but she just detached her head, pulling the Yukata with her teeth to take it out, and let the rest of her body explode. Before the raining blood had even stopped, she was already closing the distance with an hook, her body already completely regrown.

"Alright, I know that I'm the last person that can say this, but your Quirk is fucking bullshit!" Overhaul shouted, "Someone fire!" No one fired, much to Overhaul's confusion and pain as Setsuna's knee hit him in the gut. "What the… Shield!"

"You mean this guy?" Izuku asked, holding in a chokehold the masked guy with goggles that had just rushed out of a bush, seemingly to throw himself between Setsuna and Overhaul, "Don't think so."

"Fuck you Midoriya!"

"Hey birdie, eyes on the prize." Setsuna said, "This was fun, but it's over!"

"Ah, idiot!" Overhaul slammed his hand on the ground and created a torrent of spikes that stabbed Setsuna's body, head and skull… only for the right side of her face, still intact, to detach, roll to the right, and regrow her whole body. She was now wearing her Hero costume, apparently having kept it under the yukata, and looked absolutely livid. "Oh come on! Are you just immortal!"

"That was my favorite Yukata, you ass!" Setsuna shouted back, "Alright this is over for real!"

Overhaul grinned, passing a hand over his face to heal himself, "Don't think so. I can just heal myself."

"Oh yeah? Heal this. Up top!" Tokage shouted, punching toward Overhaul's face. Overhaul protected it, of course, and Setsuna smirked. "Wops. I meant down low." And her other fist punched Overhaul straight in the groin.

Izuku winced hard as she watched Tokage's knuckles dig in and Overhaul's face turn pale, his eyes bulging out and a gasp of pure agony in his mouth before he stumbled back. He stumbled back. "It's not ove-" He started to mumble with a groan, but a detached fist hit him in the groin again.

Izuku shivered as Overhaul got dick punched again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again, until he was on the ground, crying in pure agony while Setsuna stood atop him victoriously.

"Ahah, Green Valley Clan one, Shie Hassaikai minus a million!"

"H-How is it minus a million if you have only beaten me?" Overhaul asked in the squeakiest voice imaginable.

"I'm counting all your descendants I just murdered."

Overhaul shouted and despite the pain pounced forward, both hands trying to grab Tokage's head. A detached punch hit him in the groin again, turning the pounce into him rolling on the ground in agony. "W-Who the fuck are you?! How did you-"

Setsuna bowed down, grabbing him by the hair. "Hi. I'm Setsuna Tokage, of the Tokage Assassins. Ever heard of us?"

"N-No, I heard the Clan's hitmen were gone! They were supposed to…"

"All have died against All for One a few decades ago?" Tokage grinned, "News of our demise were greatly exaggerated. Dad and a few others survived, and now, I'm ready to work for my boss." She pointed her thumb to Izuku, behind her, who had just finished knocking out Shield in his chokehold, "And you tried to kidnap said boss, Bad Touch Man. You know what that means?"

"… That you are going to kill me?" Overhaul asked. Setsuna laughed.

"Oh no. No, no, no. That's only for the people the boss tells us to kill. You are just going to be in a lot of pain." She grinned, "Grit your teeth."

And then she punched him again.

In the groin.

Izuku looked away, horrified, though he had to wonder how everyone else was doing and where the reinforcements Overhaul had brought were. Did Setsuna beat them all or something?

-x-

Not twenty meters away, in the forest, Kurono was considering every bad choice that had brough him here.

'Here' was being tied up, spiky vines blocking his legs, arms, head, neck, and closing his mouth like a gag. The same went for everyone else in his squad, about thirty members of the Hassaikai trying their best to not get strangled.

"Oh, poor lambs of god, to have been lost to the faith and fallen into sin." The girl with vines for hair that was restraining them all said. Kurono's arrow-shaped hair shot forward, but more vines emerged from the ground and tied it up, "Do you wish for release? My mother once taught me that to judge the sinners is to do the work of our Lord on Earth. And while she went too far in her judgment of the wicked, I'm sure my own judgment will not falter. For as a great Saint once said, 'Kill them all, and let God sort them out'. I'm nothing but a weapon for His will, and the Clan is that which embodies my way to serve the Lord."

'Oh shit, oh fuck, what is wrong with the Green Valley Clan?!' Kurono thought, the rest of the yakuza screaming as more vines emerged from the ground, where they had dug themselves from the girl's head, and started to slowly crush them. 'Is this how I die? Crushed and choked to death by a bible study girl? I'm gay dammit, I do not enjoy this kind of fantasy!'

Then Shiozaki blinked, and Kurono felt the wrapping loosen slightly, enough he wasn't being slowly crushed any longer, though he was still completely trapped. "W-Wops, sorry, I guess my mother's teachings were a bit more… established than I expected. Just stay put, I promise I will only kill you if you misbehave, alright? God would frown at a mishandling of the powers he gifted upon me otherwise, right?"

Easy for her to say, she wasn't the one that had spikes digging into her skin and clothes. What could be worse than this?

"Oh, I know, let's do some Bible reading, alright? I always have a digital copy with me. Don't worry, a couple of hours will surely enlighten your spirits." Ibara said, pulling out her phone and quickly opening an app, "Ahem… In those times…"

'God fucking dammit.'

-x-

Nemoto's job was supposed to be easy. Take three high school girls hostage, force the heir of the Green Valley Clan to comply with our demands and let them go. Nothing difficult. Frog girl, earphone jacks girl and horn girl were following their boss from a distance, and wearing yukatas that blocked their movements, so all they had to do was approach them with their guns hidden under their sleeve and order them to follow. Easy, simple, nicely done.

That was until they had taken them out of sight of the public, just as the fireworks went off, and the girl had gone ballistic.

First the frog girl had puked a fucking flashbang. Nemoto wasn't sure how the fuck she had hidden a flashbang in her stomach, or more importantly why, but he had more pressing issues, like dodging the horn that had come inches from impaling his skull the second he had reflexively raised his hands to cover his eyes.

Then, he had heard screaming and found several of his men were on the ground, holding their eyes. Apparently, the earphone girl had gone a round of 'stab people in the eyes with my jacks the moment they open them', which had turned out to be a very effective way to take care of them. Now, her and the frog girl where busy beating them while they were down.

He raised his gun and pointed it at the girl still standing in front of him, the horned one.

"Feel lucky punk?" She asked in English, lowering her horns, "Come on then. See if you are faster on the draw than a Texan girl."

They stared at each other, Nemoto's finger fidgeting on the trigger. Was he faster than a Texan girl? He took a deep breath and prepared to fire.

A tumbleweed for some ungodly reason bounced between the two of them, before disappearing in the woods.

His finger moved to squeeze the trigger.

A horn hit his hand, sending the gun flying. "Yeah." She said, "I didn't think so." And then she dashed in and kicked Nemoto in the gut with a hooved leg.

-x-

"Where is she?!" Someone shouted. Setsuno wasn't sure. He glanced at Hojo, the tall man's crystals gone. They had found out quickly that it was just giving more munitions to their enemy. He held onto Tabe's unconscious body, that had been hit on the head by a large rock first.

Suddenly, someone screamed and was taken out by his own weapon, a metallic bat that hit him in the head until he fell completely unconscious. Of course, the bat then flew away, disappearing in the darkness of the trees to join the rest of their weapons.

"Come on, it's just one of her!" Setsuno shouted.

"Oh, that's where you are wrong." A voice said from the woods as a girl with grey hair wearing a white yukata, her hands kept resting downward and looking like a ghost, said. "I'm afraid it's many against many."

"W-What?" Setsuno asked. In response, the girl raised a hand and all their weapons popped out of the woods, floating in the air. With a movement of her hand, she made the various brass knuckles, bats, guns and similar fly against them, a hail of hits that knocked out several. It was, indeed, like being attacked by many, many enemies. Setsuno used his Quirk, the ability to steal something, and found himself holding a gun… only for the gun to start hitting him aggressively on the face.

"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself." The girl repeated.

"I'm not, you are hitting me!"

"Oh no." The girl said with a grin, "You see, you brought this upon yourself."

Setsuno whimpered as the gun kept hitting him in the face.

-x-

"Man, these girls are not playing around." Kaina commented. She had moved to a good position to fire at Overhaul, a particularly tall tree, but it turned out she really didn't need to. The disassemble girl was kicking his ass.

Well, not exactly his ass, but she was punching a nearby area to that effect.

"So we don't need to intervene, right?" Beros, next to her, asked.

"Nah, think kid has got it. You can go back to the girl." Kaina replied. Beros nodded, relieved. She clearly didn't like the idea of not protecting Himiko, since it was an order from All for One. Kaina watched her go. "What a weird thing to see, an All for One underling coming in to try and protect the heir of the Clan and future Number One Hero. I really needed to get out of jail sooner, the world outside has gone bonkers."

-x-

She was still punching his balls, Izuku noticed flatly. It had been five whole minutes since she had started. To be fair, Overhaul was kina bringing this upon himself. Every time she stopped, he used his Quirk to heal the damage, at which point she yelled 'he is attacking again!' and went back to square one. Really, you'd think at some point he would figure out that he was better off taking the pain.

"A-Alright…" The man cried out from the ground, "W-We can m-make an agreementiiiiiih…"

Izuku sighed. Yeah, that sounded like a good idea. He really wanted to go back to the romcom side of his life. That one made more sense, somehow, despite him dating the daughter of a Villain, a friend of his dating an aspiring Hero as the son of another Villain, and whatever was going on with Bakugo. Simpler things. "Tokage, please stop punching him in the balls, I'm almost starting to feel sorry for him."

"Yes Tokage, please stop punching him in the balls." Overhaul whimpered on the ground, tears in his eyes.

"As you say boss!" Setsuna said, reattaching her arm to her shoulder.

Overhaul activated his Quirk, sighed in relief and stood up. "As I was sayyyyyyyyiiiiiiih-" He screamed in the highest pitch imaginable as Setsuna's left kick hit his crotch.

"Tokage!" Izuku shouted.

"What? That wasn't a punch!" She said, "Plus, he is literally a child torturer, I think I can be a bit rough."

Izuku frowned. "You know what? He did torture a child. Do it one more time."

"Great idea boss!"

"Nooooouuiiih-" Overhaul screamed again as Tokage kicked him in the crotch once more. At this point it probably just counted as torture, honestly.

"Alright, enough now." Izuku said. The girl gave him a slight pout but stepped back, standing close to him. "So, not your night, uh?"

"I fucking hate you and your Clan so fucking much it's fucking unreal!" Overhaul cursed, shakily standing up. He did take a step back though, when Tokage raised her fist threateningly. "Let's make a deal."

Izuku nodded, "Sure. You know though, I'm a bit disappointed. Like, I took all this time, put together all these people to make sure we beat you and save the girl, and then you just… lose to a girl in her first year of high school that beats you up?"

"Her Quirk is bullshit!"

"Your Quirk is bullshit too." Izuku said back, before pinching the bridge of his nose, "Just… alright, give me a good reason why I shouldn't just arrest you."

"Mimic has Eri in custody and orders to run and continue my plans if I don't come back." Overhaul said immediately. "He has all my tech and research notes, so he can pull it off easily."

"Ah. Yeah, that's a good reason." He groaned, "I can't believe this is my life, I just wanted to be a Hero, I'm not supposed to be dealing with Villains this way, I'm supposed to deal with them by punching them… Alright, so, what's your offer?"

"Well…" Overhaul looked around, "You let go me and my men. In exchange, I… Errr…"

"… You don't have anything you can give up, do you?"

"Not my fault you want my test subject!"

"She has a name you ass!"

"That wasn't my decision! I wanted to call her Subject-001, but nooo, she already has a name Chisaki, you should call her that… When I get home I will punch Kurono!" He threw his hand in the air, "And why do people care so much about one girl anyway?! There are millions of those little critters in the world, and they do nothing but eat mud, look dumb and get germs everywhere! I find a good use for one of them, and suddenly bam, I'm the evil guy!"

"You kinda are…"

"Oh fuck you 'Valiant', I'm not the one that goes around enjoying all the benefits of being a yakuza and a Hero. At least I've committed to one side. What is wrong with the new generations? Back in my days, we yakuza were powerful criminals that didn't hide behind Heroes!"

"… Aren't you like, not even thirty? I'm fairly sure by the time you were born most yakuza gangs had been defeated and forced to hide."

"That's not the point!" He said, before pausing and taking a deep breath, "What do you want. Let's cut the chase so I can go home, punch Kurono, get some sleep, and pretend this was all some fever dream."

Izuku thought. What did he want? Ideally, Eri, but Overhaul sounded like the kind of guy that would sooner give himself up than his life work. Well, he could demand he didn't experiment on her anymore and treat her well, he supposed, that was a start. Besides that though he wasn't sure. What was he supposed to do with a yakuza gang that was officially his enemy but now worked for hi-

He paused and his brain went back in time to a conversation from his early days at UA – also known as two months before – and to the explanation on the criminal underground that Pony and Jiro had given him. "Say, Tokage, how many of the Old Families have close ties with us."

"Oh, you mean the other Yakuza Clans? Well, there are seven, and the Shie Hassaikai is one, we are another… I think of the other five only one is our allies? Haya's mom family. But to be honest, the Hassaikai and the Green Valley Clan are the ones with the stronger fighters. Everyone else just has money. Either of those could gut the others in a week or so."

Izuku smiled, "Alright. Overhaul, I have a deal to make. First of all, you stop hurting Eri. From here to the day of the Hero attack, whenever that might be, you won't touch her, hurt her, experiment on her, or have others doing so on your behalf."

Overhaul grumbled, but he sighed, "Fine. Fine. No more experiments that can save humanity from Quirks until I've kicked the Heroes' ass, got it."

"Bold words for someone that just got defeated by me." Setsuna pointed out.

Overhaul raised a middle finger at the girl, who in response mimed a low punch and pointed at him. That made him turn toward Izuku real fast. "What else? I doubt you are done with that."

"Yeah, one more thing. In the time until the raid, I want you to destroy the Yakuza families that aren't close to the Clan and capture their members to deliver them to the Police." Izuku replied.

"For real boss? That will destroy the Yakuza world!" Setsuna asked.

"Not all of it, I mean, the Clan will still be around, but it's a start." 'I can get rid of all these criminals in one go, without putting my family, friends and Heroes in danger, and make the raid easier and less dangerous since Overhaul will likely lose people in his fight. Now that's what I call plan- Why is he looking at me like he is in awe?'

"Wait…" Overhaul said, the anger in his voice vanishing, "You… You want me to take care of the four other families?"

"I… I guess."

"But then… And with me gone…" His eyes went wide, "Oh my god, this was your plan all along! You planned all this! Drove me into a corner, put the pressure of the Heroes and Police on me, and clearly knew I would ambush you given how many bodyguards you brought! You- You planned it all to get me to this point where I have to play in the palm of your hand! Now I have no choice but to obey if I want a chance, a miserable chance to continue with my plans, and whatever the result, the Green Valley Clan comes out with everything! If I destroy the four families, you will be able to take their territories largely uncontested, and in one move you will control the criminal underground completely!"

Izuku glanced at Setsuna "We will?"

She shook her hand in a so-so gesture, "We will probably lose something to the other gangs and foreigners like Hiryu's Triad-" She paused, then her eyes went wide, "Wait... but most of the other gangs were taken over by the League... and you already unofficially took over the largest Triad in Japan… Holy shit boss! That means you won't just get rid of the Hassaikai! You will singlehandedly conquer the entire portion of the underground controlled by the Yakuza and control the two other larger groups in Japan through marriage and submission! We will be the most powerful syndicate in East Asia if this works!"

"And no matter what happens in the raid, even if I'm captured, the Yakuza will come out on top, so you ensure I will try my best in that part of the plan while also making sure you can save the little girl or whatever. That way, the Heroes won't suspect you, allowing you to keep your infiltration going."

Izuku raised his hand, "W-Wait, that's…"

"Genius!" Overhaul shouted, "I have been played like a fiddle and now I don't have a choice but to obey! I'm in pure awe! This is some a-tier Yakuza work! It's fantastic!"

"Eh, told you the boss is the best." Setsuna said.

As Setsuna and, of all people, Overhaul continued complimenting his brilliant planning and his 4D chess IQ, Izuku just wanted to punch something. Preferably Hiryu, because he felt this whole 'Criminal genius' was somehow his fault. He pinched the bridge of his nose and counted to ten. 'It's to get rid of all those criminal families. It's for a good cause. It's for a good cause. It's for a good cause.' He sighed, "So, do we have a deal?"

Overhaul nodded.

Setsuna smiled, "Alright. Ibara, you can let them go!" She shouted toward the forest.

"Awww, but we were just in the middle of the Testament of John." Ibara shouted back from somewhere in the woods, "Alright, alright, they can go."

"Did you kill anyone?! Do we need to call a clean-up crew?"

"Oh, don't be silly, of course I didn't. And if I wanted to, I could have just snapped all their necks and then buried them underground with no need for clean-up!" She said with a casual laugh.

That day, Overhaul realized what the previous generation of Yakuza bosses all knew: the women of the Green Valley Clan were all fucking psychopaths.

-x-

"… So you managed, in the time I was gone, to force a criminal clan into your service, ensure a little girl won't be hurt anymore, organize the destruction of four other clans and the conquest of Japan's underground by your own family, and somehow the guy whose Clan you plan to annihilate in like ten days is super onboard with all this?" Himiko asked.

"Yeah." Izuku said with the voice of a man done with the universe, "Yeah that pretty much sums it up."

She patted him on the head, dragging him in a hug as she did so, "Awww, my poor little Hero is pouty because he keeps accidentally being the smartest Villain in the room. There there, you are amazing Izuku-sama." She said with a motherly tone. Izuku didn't find it in himself to argue, so she just let his girlfriend cuddle him instead.

(XX)

Sasuga, Izuku-sama. Another great success in your 1000 IQ plan, no one can compete. Wait until the Clan hears of this. Overhaul is now your bitch even before you punch him into the stratosphere.

I do hope people remember that the 1-B girls were almost all members of the Green Valley Clan, it was revealed after the Sports Festival and then it came up a couple times but this is the first show of what they look like. Yeah, Tokage, Reiko and Ibara are pretty wild in this. After all, Ibara is the daughter of an assassin with an higher bodycount than Inko, Reiko is the daughter of one of Inko's followers, and Tokage is from a family that has served the clan for generations...

Also, Tokage's Quirk is the perfect Overhaul/Decay counter. The only weakness we know is that regenerating over and over consumes energy, but is not like we have a measure for that, so here we are. With her kicking Overhaul's ass.

Aight, hopefully next chapter comes out sooner. Expect a fanart with it (or sooner, here on SB) :lol: