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Surpassing his parents.

"Hey... Naruto... psssst... Naruto... Naruto."

Naruto opened his eyes and looked at his window, where his godfather was whispering his name underneath the barely open glass. Naruto just raised an eyebrow, because visits from his godfather were pretty rare. His mother told him to always be wary, but respectful, to his godfather. She respected Jiraiya greatly for his skill as a teacher, and his ability as a ninja, but what she didn't respect were his lecherous ways.

Then again, his mother relented and said this world was different than the world his parents were born in, much better.

"Let me corrupt you."

"What do you want Pervy Gramps?" Naruto opened the window, before he looked out into the night, and he instantly saw Elza, Mii, and Lulu were all standing (floating for Lulu) on the ground. They seemed excited, from Elza's cigarette smoking with a grin, to Mii giving her saucy smile, and even Lulu blushing and looking like he was going to explode at any given moment. Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"I'm taking you and your-"

"NO YOU AREN'T!" Kushina burst into the room, kicking the door right off the hinges, and she rushed towards Jiraiya with a rolling pin. She swung back with all her might, before she put that might into a swing that collided with Jiraiya so hard he went flying over several buildings, disappearing from view. "His Godfather will not be taking him to a brothel! You aren't going to give my son some weird fetish!" Kushina shouted out.

His friends snickered.

"Mom... I'm 17 now..." Naruto hid his face in his hands. Kushina calmed her rage down and looked back at Naruto, placing the rolling pin down on his bed.

She was blushing.

"... Don't you want your first time to be with a girl you like... you know... like what me and your father did?" Kushina was not comfortable at all at the moment. She could see that Naruto had actually been a little excited, and what she did had killed his excitement. Kushina leaned out of the window and looked down to see Naruto's friends were gazing up curiously, she waved to them, before she stuck her head back in the window.

Did she let Minato handle this.

Minato passed by the kicked off door.

"I'm staying out of this, this is all you." Minato had a hot chocolate in his hand, and he was going to enjoy reading a good book in the living room. It was like he knew that she was going to call him to have him talk with Naruto. "You and I learned about abusing sex to tempt enemies in school, and it is up to you as his mother to teach him about this stuff." Minato completed passed it off to her.

It was the mother (kunoichi) who taught the young ninja how to use sex to their advantage (for their daughters) and how to not get tempted by sex appeal (for their sons). Kushina had been a prude over the years and neglected that part of Naruto's training.

"You coward!"

"Just take him and his friends out, and treat them to a brothel of their choice... or tell him not to go with his friends, it is up to you to make that choice!" Minato wasn't even visible anymore.

He did not care who Naruto had sex with.

"Traitor... uuuuuuh... Naruto... when a boy and girl..." Kushina started to say, before Naruto grabbed his mother by the hand and pulled her towards the window. Kushina allowed herself to get led, before Naruto reached out the window and pointed to his friends.

He pointed at Elza.

"Elza is a prostitute with a dick twice the size of mine." Naruto started off with the well-hung hyena woman, who had the species trait of having both a dick and pussy. Naruto had learned about her dick because he grew up with her as a friend, and it was hard to hide the fact you had a penis when you would sometimes jump into a river butt naked while skinny dipping.

Kushina turned red.

"... I know... I mean... I didn't know that-"

"Mii is a pervert, and she plans to become a succu-girl as soon as possible. Lulu..." Naruto pointed to his fairy friend, before he tilted his head in confusion. Naruto leaned out of the window, before he looked at Lulu more closely. "Hey Lulu, are you a virgin like me, or experience like Mii?" Naruto asked.

"Are you a virgin or a slut!?" Elza responded instead.

"No, not me me, her Mii... that Mii... Mii, change your name."

"Should I change it to Yuu?"

"No, don't change it to my name... Lulu, you a virgin!?"

Kushina couldn't help it as she laughed under her breath when Naruto and Mii just played like that with words, a simple joke but a funny one. Lulu was blushing heavily.

"It is hard to find a girl who fits my type... and because of chemistry."

"What Lulu is trying to say is that since he's a fairy, his dick is extremely small and has trouble having sex with most girls... also he doesn't want to think about the time his virginity was eaten." Mii called up to Naruto and Kushina. "NYA!?"

Naruto ignored Lulu headbutting Mii.

"See, even the fairy has some experience. I'm the only one of my friends who hasn't done anything." Naruto was red in the face. This was not a conversation he wanted to happen, but if he wanted to actually go and do something , it was a conversation that needed to happen.

"I would have taken it, but your Mom scares me a little!"

"I would have taken the other virginity, but your Mom would kill me."

"Nope, you can't have either of them, because I want them both."

"OKAY! That is... really Mii? How would that even..." Naruto was SO confused by what Mii had shouted in response to Elza saying that she wanted one of his firsts. Naruto looked at his mother, the genuine confusion on his face. Kushina walked towards the window, and she looked down at Mii and Elza with confliction on her face. "... The fuck Mii... you don't."

"She's talking about strap-ons and pegging, a lot of men actually get turned on by having their prostate messed with. Women had a G-spot, but for a lot of men... the prostate is a he-spot. Also... some women find it enjoyable to peg... oh my god." Kushina covered her burning red face with her hair.

Naruto looked at his mother with shock and horror.

"Mom."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to tell you that much! You just seemed confused, and I was embarrassed because a friend of mine at a bar told me her husband enjoyed it, so me and your father-"

"I'm out." Naruto jumped out of the window. Naruto only wanted to get his mother embarrassed enough to agree to let him go to a brothel, but he did not want to think too hard about his parents sex life. Typically on nights they had sex, they asked him if he wanted to go and stay with a friend for the night... they didn't tell him WHY they wanted him out of the house, but as he got older he just sort of figured it out.

Now he was getting details he didn't need.

"I'm sorry Naruto! I didn't mean to go into too much detail! I'm sorry, but at least I didn't tell you about how sometimes when we roleplay, I ask your father to tie me up and dress like an enemy ninja, and rape me! That, or about the times when I tie myself up with my chains and... I'M SO SORRY YA KNOW!" Kushina realized her weakness.

When Kushina was excited or embarrassed, her motormouth started up. Once her mouth started running, she couldn't hold back any information in her brain at all. Now she was spilling all of her sexual secrets to her son.

"Your Mom and Dad are kinky." Elza noted, her cigarette falling right out of her mouth and onto the ground. Naruto landed on the ground in the middle of his friends.

"I know... I've got to try that roleplay thing."

"I kind of want to be tied up." Lulu admitted under his breath, since even Mii seemed to be excited by what she had just heard. Naruto grabbed Mii and Elza, put them on his shoulders, and jumped up to the nearest rooftop.

Naruto didn't say a word to them, and Lulu flew after him.

'Don't think about Mom wearing dominatrix clothes, do not think about Mom wearing a dildo... don't think about it... damnit... KURAMA! Do not give me memories of it!' Naruto roared when the actual memories of his mother getting dressed for roleplay nights was transmited into his head by the fox who had access to those memories. Kurama was chuckling deeply inside of Naruto, having just pranked Naruto.

Kushina caught up.

"Please, let me explain... because I'm afraid of another pregnancy killing me, me and your father have to experiment so that we don't risk giving you a sibling, but still have fun... I promise you, we aren't perverted freaks... we just love each other, and want to pleasure-grk!" Kushina had never been on the recieving end of it before, until today.

The Uzumaki Temper.

"MOM! DO NOT TELL ME THAT! Kurama is literally giving me all the memories of you and Dad doing it now! Do not give him more ammo to use against me!" Naruto had actually kicked his mother in the forehead with his knee, using enough force to send her flying. Naruto grabbed Lulu's dress with his teeth, before he crouched down.

He zoomed.

Kushina had landed on a different roof, her body imbedded in it with her eyes rolled up into her head. She had actually managed to embarrass her son enough that his Uzumaki Rage activated and he kicked her with a very good kick.

"BWAH!" Kushina woke herself back up, and her eyes rolled back to normal.

-Across the City-

"Bleeeeeeh."

"Sorry." Naruto apologized to his friends, who had never moved at those speeds before, and rather instantly got sick to their stomachs. Naruto was rubbing Lulu's back as the speed hit him harder than the others.

"My boobs!" Mii had gotten hit with a giant gust of wind right against her boobs.

Elza was holding something lower, since Naruto had grabbed her and held her butt first. She was practically paralyzed from the pain of how the wind force just slammed against an extremely sensitive part of her body.

Naruto had ripped his shirt off.

Part of the reason that they had been hit so hard by the speed, was because Naruto in an instant traveled to every business in the entire city and left a small piece of his shirt at each location. It would take his mother a long time to find them, but going at such an intense speed also meant intense pressure on the body.

A hand touched his back.

Minato was standing behind him.

"I-"

"It's okay, you inheritted your mother's temper, and she just pushed you a bit too much. She won't be too mad at you... here, I'll talk her down." Minato gave Naruto a bag of G and winked at him. "You kids enjoy a night on the town, my treat... but Naruto... if you do this, just remember... don't ask Jiraiya-sensei for advice... he will give you really bad advice."

"Like pegging."

"Your mom... that woman, I'm going to have a talk with her." Minato was red in the face. He and Naruto couldn't look each other in the eye. "... listen... me and your mother have an agreement, no more children. Female Jinchuriki can die giving birth, and birth hits them much harder... just... remember that." Minato still didn't look his son in the eyes.

Not like Naruto could look him in the eyes, but he did accept the money.

"Thanks-"

"... There is a store-"

"Dad, you have Mom."

"... That Jiraiya has talked a lot about... the address is in the bag of G. There is a red haired witch there that has a fetish for virgins, she actually refused to have sex with Jiraiya because he wasn't a virgin... you've surpassed me and your mother, now go and surpass Jiraiya-sensei by being with a woman he's been after for years." Minato whispered to his son, still not looking him in the eye.

With that, he teleported away.

"... Is this real... Mii... ask me a math question."

"You can't do math very well."

"... This isn't a dream... my Dad just gave me money for hookers, and the address of a woman his teacher couldn't seduce... the math does not add up." Naruto didn't understand what was going on.

He was erect though.

"Are my boobs flatter now... did I lose boob size?"

"No, your boobs are as huge as ever."

"Did my dick shrink... I feel like it retracted into my body."

"No, your dick is the same as always."

"Did my wings rip off?"

"No, your wings are still there." Naruto confirmed as his friends started to recover from their various ailments. Mii pulling out her boobs, Elza checking her dick, and Lulu fearing the worst outcome for his wings. All of them had never hit those speeds in their life before. Naruto showed them all the bag of G in his hand. "Guys... we're a go." Naruto sent them a thumbs up. "... Brothel trip, paid for by my Dad."

"Worth it."

"I have such horny friends..." Naruto laughed under his breath, and Mii saddled right up to him and ran a claw on his chin.

"Ah... you think I'll settle for friends..."

"Huh?"

Naruto was still horny, but now he was confused too.

What did Mii mean by that?!

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