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2014 FIFA WORLD CUP BRAZIL REMATCH
Character playing teams:
Kyle Broflovski (Germany)
Kenny McCormick (Belgium)
Tweek Tweak (Japan)
Craig Tucker (Argentina)
Let's play starter
GROUP STAGE
Brazil 4-1 Croatia
Mexico 1-0 Cameroon
Spain 2-1 Netherlands
Chile 1-0 Australia
Colombia 1-0 Greece
Uruguay 1-1 Costa Rica
England 0-1 Italy
IVORY COAST vs JAPAN (TWEEK)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Keisuke Honda (Japan) (Ivory Coast 0-1 Japan)
GOOOAL! Shinji Okazaki (Japan) (Ivory Coast 0-2 Japan)
GOOOAL! Hotaru Yamaguchi (Japan) (Ivory Coast 0-3 Japan)
GOOOAL! Keisuke Honda (Japan) 2 goals (Ivory Coast 0-4 Japan)
GOOOAL! Max-Alain Gradel (Ivory Coast) (Ivory Coast 1-4 Japan)
HALF TIME
Ivory Coast 1-4 Japan
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Keisuke Honda (Japan) HAT-TRICK! (Ivory Coast 1-5 Japan)
FULL TIME
Ivory Coast 1-5 Japan
Switzerland 1-2 Ecuador
France 1-0 Honduras
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Fernando Gago (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Bosnia and Herzegovina)
GOOOAL! Lucas Biglia (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Bosnia and Herzegovina)
HALF TIME
Argentina 2-0 Bosnia and Herzegovina
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Argentina 2-0 Bosnia and Herzegovina
GERMANY (KYLE) vs PORTUGAL
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Germany 0-0 Portugal
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Germany 0-0 Portugal
Iran 0-1 Nigeria
Ghana 3-0 United States
BELGIUM (KENNY) vs ALGERIA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Belgium 0-0 Algeria
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Islam Slimani (Algeria) (Belgium 0-1 Algeria)
FULL TIME
Belgium 0-1 Algeria
Brazil 1-0 Mexico
Russia 1-3 South Korea
Australia 1-2 Netherlands
Spain 3-3 Chile
Cameroon 4-2 Croatia
Colombia 0-1 Ivory Coast
Uruguay 2-0 England
JAPAN (TWEEK) vs GREECE
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Keisuke Honda (Japan) (Japan 1-0 Greece)
HALF TIME
Japan 1-0 Greece
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Japan 1-0 Greece
Italy 1-2 Costa Rica
Switzerland 1-1 France
Honduras 1-0 Ecuador
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs IRAN
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Lucas Biglia (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Iran)
HALF TIME
Argentina 1-0 Iran
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Lionel Messi (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Iran)
GOOOAL! Fernando Gago (Argentina) (Argentina 3-0 Iran)
GOOOAL! Fernando Gago (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 4-0 Iran)
FULL TIME
Argentina 4-0 Iran
GERMANY (KYLE) vs GHANA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Germany 0-0 Ghana
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Sami Khedira (Germany) (Germany 1-0 Ghana)
FULL TIME
Germany 1-0 Ghana
Nigeria 1-2 Bosnia and Herzegovina
BELGIUM (KENNY) vs RUSSIA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Aleksandr Kokorin (Russia) (Belgium 0-1 Russia)
GOOOAL! Denis Glushakov (Russia) (Belgium 0-2 Russia)
HALF TIME
Belgium 0-2 Russia
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Aleksandr Samedov (Russia) (Belgium 0-3 Russia)
FULL TIME
Belgium 0-3 Russia
South Korea 3-2 Algeria
United States 0-3 Portugal
Netherlands 0-0 Chile
Australia 1-2 Spain
Croatia 1-2 Mexico
Cameroon 2-3 Brazil
Costa Rica 1-1 England
Italy 1-1 Uruguay
JAPAN (TWEEK) vs COLOMBIA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! James Rodríguez (Colombia) (Japan 0-1 Colombia)
GOOOAL! Yūya Ōsako (Japan) (Japan 1-1 Colombia)
GOOOAL! Yasuyuki Konno (Japan) (Japan 2-1 Colombia)
GOOOAL! Yasuyuki Konno (Japan) 2 goals (Japan 3-1 Colombia)
HALF TIME
Japan 3-1 Colombia
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Hotaru Yamaguchi (Japan) (Japan 4-1 Colombia)
FULL TIME
Japan 4-1 Colombia
Greece 2-0 Ivory Coast
NIGERIA vs ARGENTINA (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Javier Mascherano (Argentina) (Nigeria 0-1 Argentina)
HALF TIME
Nigeria 0-1 Argentina
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Lucas Biglia (Argentina) (Nigeria 0-2 Argentina)
FULL TIME
Nigeria 0-2 Argentina
Bosnia and Herzegovina 0-0 Iran
Ecuador 2-0 France
Honduras 1-4 Switzerland
UNITED STATES vs GERMANY (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Toni Kroos (Germany) (United States 0-1 Germany)
HALF TIME
United States 0-1 Germany
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
United States 0-1 Germany
Portugal 0-0 Ghana
Algeria 1-0 Russia
SOUTH KOREA vs BELGIUM (KENNY)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Park Chu-Young (South Korea) (South Korea 1-0 Belgium)
GOOOAL! Ki Sung-Yong (South Korea) (South Korea 2-0 Belgium)
GOOOAL! Park Chu-Young (South Korea) 2 goals (South Korea 3-0 Belgium)
HALF TIME
South Korea 3-0 Belgium
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Lee Chung-Yong (South Korea) (South Korea 4-0 Belgium)
FULL TIME
South Korea 4-0 Belgium
ROUND TO 16
Brazil 1-4 Chile
JAPAN (TWEEK) vs COSTA RICA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Japan 0-0 Costa Rica
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
FULL TIME
Japan 0-0 Costa Rica
1ST HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF
EXTRA TIME HALF TIME
Japan 0-0 Costa Rica
2ND HALF EXTRA TIME KICK-OFF
EXTRA TIME FULL TIME
Japan 0-0 Costa Rica
PENALTY SHOOTOUT
Yūya Ōsako O - O Joel Campbell
Shinji Okazaki X - O Bryan Ruiz
Yasuyuki Konno O - O Christian Bolaños
Hotaru Yamaguchi O - O José Cubero
Shinji Kagawa X
END OF THE MATCH
Japan 0 (3 PK 4) 0 Costa Rica
JAPAN: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Spain 1-2 Mexico
Uruguay 1-0 Greece
Ecuador 0-1 Bosnia and Herzegovina
GERMANY (KYLE) vs ALGERIA
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
HALF TIME
Germany 0-0 Algeria
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Toni Kroos (Germany) (Germany 1-0 Algeria)
FULL TIME
Germany 1-0 Algeria
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs SWITZERLAND
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Ángel Di María (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL! Fernando Gago (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL! Lionel Messi (Argentina) (Argentina 3-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL! Lucas Biglia (Argentina) (Argentina 4-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL! Lionel Messi (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 5-0 Switzerland)
HALF TIME
Argentina 5-0 Switzerland
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Gonzalo Higuaín (Argentina) (Argentina 6-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL! Fernando Gago (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 7-0 Switzerland)
GOOOAL! Ángel Di María (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 8-0 Switzerland)
FULL TIME
Argentina 8-0 Switzerland
South Korea 1-2 Portugal
QUARTER-FINALS
BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA vs GERMANY (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Sami Khedira (Germany) (Bosnia and Herzegovina 0-1 Germany)
HALF TIME
Bosnia and Herzegovina 0-1 Germany
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Thomas Müller (Germany) (Bosnia and Herzegovina 0-2 Germany)
FULL TIME
Bosnia and Herzegovina 0-2 Germany
Chile 2-1 Costa Rica
ARGENTINA (CRAIG) vs PORTUGAL
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Javier Mascherano (Argentina) (Argentina 1-0 Portugal)
GOOOAL! Fernando Gago (Argentina) (Argentina 2-0 Portugal)
GOOOAL! Lucas Biglia (Argentina) (Argentina 3-0 Portugal)
HALF TIME
Argentina 3-0 Portugal
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Lionel Messi (Argentina) (Argentina 4-0 Portugal)
GOOOAL! Lionel Messi (Argentina) 2 goals (Argentina 5-0 Portugal)
FULL TIME
Argentina 5-0 Portugal
Mexico 1 (4 PK 2) 1 Uruguay
SEMI-FINALS
CHILE vs GERMANY (KYLE)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! André Schürrle (Germany) (Chile 0-1 Germany)
GOOOAL! Mario Götze (Germany) (Chile 0-2 Germany)
GOOOAL! Eduardo Vargas (Chile) (Chile 1-2 Germany)
HALF TIME
Chile 1-2 Germany
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Mesut Özil (Germany) (Chile 1-3 Germany)
GOOOAL! Sami Khedira (Germany) (Chile 1-4 Germany)
GOOOAL! Arturo Vidal (Chile) (Chile 2-4 Germany)
FULL TIME
Chile 2-4 Germany
MEXICO vs ARGENTINA (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Lucas Biglia (Argentina) (Mexico 0-1 Argentina)
HALF TIME
Mexico 0-1 Argentina
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Fernando Gago (Argentina) (Mexico 0-2 Argentina)
FULL TIME
Mexico 0-2 Argentina
THIRD PLACE MATCH
Chile 1 (4 PK 2) 1 Mexico
FINAL
GERMANY (KYLE) vs ARGENTINA (CRAIG)
1ST HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Gonzalo Higuaín (Argentina) (Germany 0-1 Argentina)
HALF TIME
Germany 0-1 Argentina
2ND HALF KICK-OFF
GOOOAL! Sami Khedira (Germany) (Germany 1-1 Argentina)
GOOOAL! Lionel Messi (Argentina) (Germany 1-2 Argentina)
FULL TIME
Germany 1-2 Argentina
GERMANY: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
CHAMPION
ARGENTINA
Goalkeeper
Sergio Romero
Nahuel Guzmán
Mariano Andújar
Defender
Pablo Zabaleta
Marcos Rojo
Federico Fernández
Martín Demichelis
Ezequiel Garay
José María Basanta
Hugo Campagnaro
Midfielder
Javier Mascherano
Ángel Di María
Lucas Biglia
Fernando Gago
Enzo Pérez
Maxi Rodríguez
Erik Lamela
Forward
Lionel Messi
Gonzalo Higuaín
Sergio Agüero
Ezequiel Lavezzi
Rodrigo Palacio
Carlos Tévez
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
The end