Well, here we are. The final chapter for this series. We've come a long way in this series. It started off as one story per chapter, then it became three in one to make it feel like the original series, and now we come to the grand finale where ACME Looniversity engages in a big final showdown against Perfect Prep in a series of sports like the Olympics. This story will feature three judges who will surprise you, and some original characters working with Perfecto Prep, one of them being someone from a certain character's past. This series has been in development for over a year, and now it's finally coming to an end. Sit back, relax, and let's have this series come to a close so I could plan on other Tiny Toons stories which will be shown at the end of this chapter.
"And that's how we took over their golf course." Babs laughed.
She and Buster were telling Plucky and Hamton about the time they took over Rodrick and Rubella's golf course. Matter of fact, throughout that day at ACME Looniversity, the students were sharing stories of time they triumphed over Perfecto Prep. Plucky shared the time that he made them think he wanted to join them, Hamton shared the time they got him accused of stealing food, Furrball shared how Rubella mocked him for being poor and she ended up losing all her money (with Babs' help of course), Dizzy shared how he and Furrball exposed their cheating during that baseball game they played before, even Sweetie shared her story about the one time she cut the brakes of one of Perfecto Prep's limousines. Why were the students sharing a lot of stories about Perfecto Prep you ask?
"Because today is Mock-Perfecto-Prep-Day at ACME Looniversity, that's why!" Buster explained. "It's a day where we share stories about us triumphing over those Prep losers and do activities which involve us mocking them such as throwing darts at pictures of their school, setting Perfecto Prep jerseys on fire, drawing graffiti on pictures of the Perfecto Prep students, the list goes on."
Plucky took off a picture of Danforth Duck.
"I'm running low on toilet paper." He said, much to the disgust of everyone else.
"Goodnight everybody!" Said Yakko as he popped his head through a window.
"So, these Perfecto Prep losers have been your enemies for years?" Billy asked.
"Absolutely." Hamton informed.
"Like, they're based off a certain company which I choose not to name." Shirley explained.
What nobody in ACME Looniversity realised is that Perfecto Prep was listening to their every word, action (including what Plucky did to that picture of Danforth, much to their disgust), and story. It filled them with rage, especially Roderick and Rubella.
"Those ACME Losers think they can make a fool out of us?!" Snarled Roderick.
"We should make days where we mock them!" Suggested Rubella.
"Hold on there, my dear Rubella." Replied Roderick, more calmly. "I have a better idea."
Roderick let Rubella in on his plan.
"I like the way you think." She laughed. "Besides, we've got some newbies for our side, one of them may come as a big surprise for a certain someone."
"But before we go through with it, let us introduce our newbies to the reader." Suggested Roderick.
As the newbies walked into the room, Roderick addressed the reader.
"Alright, reader." He said. "Say hello to Lionel Lion, Brovine Bear, Sonia Squirrel, Christine Cat, Fauntleroy Fox, Damien Dalmatian, Henry Hound, and Marcie Mouse."
Lionel Lion was a pompous lion who acted like he was royalty, Brovine Bear had a "bro" personality, Sonia Squirrel was quite tomboy-ish, Christine Cat was in goth clothing and acted emo (for reasons that will soon be perfectly clear), Fauntleroy Fox seemed to be somewhat of a schemer, Damien Dalmatian spoke in an English accent, Henry Hound was rather aggressive, and Marcie Mouse acted sweet and innocent but was anything but.
"Now that we got the newbies introduced, bring in everyone else." Rubella said, with a scheming look on her face. "By this time next week, ACME Looniversity is going to be ruined in more ways than one."
Back at ACME Looniversity, Furrball was approaching Shirley who was telling Fifi about the time Babs helped her with her ballet against those swans. Furrball wanted to tell Shirley something big.
"You can do this, Furrball." He said to himself as he deeply inhaled through his nose and exhaled through pursed lips.
He was just about to tap on Shirley's shoulder, when the doors to ACME Looniversity suddenly burst off their hinges, flew across the hallways, and crashed into the faculty room door.
"What in the smokin' hay is going on?!" Demanded Yosemite Sam, barging out of the room with spilled coffee on his clothes.
To the surprise of everyone in ACME Looniversity, the students of Perfecto Prep, including the newbies, barged into the building. Among them, Furrball glanced at the newbies and the cat in goth clothes looked strangely familiar to him, but he couldn't put his finger on it, at least not yet.
"Rabbits!" Roderick snarled. "Whose idea is this?!"
"Ours because you all suck!" Cackled Buster as everyone else laughed with him.
Roderick was getting rather steamed up from Buster's remark. He was snarling while baring his teeth while frothing at the mouth like a rabid junkyard dog.
"Roddy." Rubella whispered, tugging Roderick out of his fury. "Remember what we're here for."
"Looks like you preppies have some new friends behind ya!" Plucky mocked.
Everyone looked at Plucky. "Preppies" wasn't exactly the most creative insult he could've come up with.
"Before we start naming them, recognise any of them?" Roderick asked in a taunting voice.
The newbies stepped forward, and everyone in ACME Looniversity began to recognise Christine Cat, especially Furrball.
"Christine?!" He asked, puzzled.
He began to flashback to his early memories of her, which allows me to explain things and put them into context regarding Christine and why everyone knows her. Once upon a time, Christine Cat wasn't dressed in emo. She was in fact an overprivileged cat who was spoilt rotten by her father, Tuck. Back in some of the days of ACME Looniversity, Christine Cat was a student of ACME Looniversity. She wasn't seen much because she mostly skips her classes, finding them too "boring". If you had asked me "Why wasn't she enrolled at Perfecto Prep in the first place?" I would reply "Good question." Furrball was deeply in love with Christine, but she clearly didn't return his affections. She did, however, take advantage of it and had him do things for her like laying in a puddle so she could walk over him or stealing tuna cans from corner stores even though she was more than capable of buying them herself.
One day, Furrball wrote Christine a super romantic poem and was planning on reading it to her in front of everyone in ACME Loo. However, as he was searching for her, he found her trying to charm Calamity into building her a device that would make her richer than she was. Calamity was clearly disturbed by her flirting and kept rejecting her, so she tried being more romantic with him. When Furrball saw her flirting with Calamity, his heart broke and every feeling he had for her vanished without a trace. He dropped the poem and walked away in tears. Christine didn't care that she hurt Furrball's feelings at first, until the poem rolled to her feet. She picked up the poem and read it. The poem was filled with some of the most romantic things anyone could possibly say to someone, and at the end there was a clear implication that he was wanting to propose to her, and a prenup with Furrball's name on it was attached to the end of the poem. The poem was so romantic in fact, that Christine was in tears reading it before she was even halfway finished.
Christine realised that Furrball truly loved her with all his heart and was desperate to get back with him, but everything she tried was to no avail. Even her father begged Furrball to get back with his daughter, but that didn't work either. Realising that Furrball lost all love he had for her, Christine fell into deep sadness. She changed her clothing to goth clothing, and dropped out of ACME Looniversity. She was then taken in by Perfecto Prep given her history with ACME Looniversity and her wealth. And that is why Christine Cat is dressed in emo clothing.
"The cat who broke my heart." Christine replied, coldly.
"Like, you broke his heart first!" Shirley replied, fiercely with hire in her eyes. "You're totally not welcome here!"
"I'm with Perfecto Prep now." Christine explained. "And we have come here to-"
"Allow me to explain." Roderick interrupted. "ACME Looniversity, we have come here to challenge you!"
Everyone that was related to ACME Looniversity laughed. All the students and staff members.
"Need we remind you that we've triumphed over you many times before?" Babs laughed.
"This time, it's going to be a bit different." Explained Rubella. "Allow me to explain. We're here to challenge ACME Looniversity to a series of sports in the style of the Olympics."
"Why?" Asked Hamton.
"This is the interesting part, pig." Roderick replied. "Whoever wins this Olympics gets full control of both schools!"
Everyone (teachers and students) in ACME Looniversity gasped.
"What exactly would you want with our school?!" Plucky demanded.
"I'm so glad you asked." Grinned Roderick. "It's so when we take over this school, we're gonna kick all of you out!"
Billy wanted to wrap Roderick in a cocoon of his own underwear.
"Wait, so if we beat you guys, we get control of Perfecto Prep?" Hamton asked.
"Well, obviously yes." Rubella scoffed. "I mean, if it was just if we won we'd get ACME Loo, you ACME Losers would never agree."
Buster and Babs looked at each other with scheming looks on their faces, then they both looked at the other ACME Looniversity students with the same expressions.
"Now hold on a minute!" Plucky yelled out. "I don't think we should bet the school!"
"Aw, don't worry, Pluckster." Buster replied. "We bested them before, we could do it again."
"Do you really think that this is smart?!" Plucky replied. "I mean, there's no saying what they schnooks are capable of!"
"We can hear you, you know!" Danforth scowled with heat in his voice.
"SHUT UP!" Plucky bellowed.
Babs started speaking to Plucky in a persuasive voice.
"You know Plucky, if you help us ward off Perfecto Prep and get us control of their school, you'd be a hero of not only ACME Looniversity, but ACME Acres as well." She said. "You'd have statues of yourself in not only here, but in ACME Acres. And not only that, Shirley may notice and take a liking to you. In fact, not only Shirley, but tons of other attractive duck ladies too."
Plucky's jaw was going through the ground, his tongue rolled out like a roll of wallpaper, and he was salivating so much, you could drive a speedboat on the stream. He was blinded by all the possibilities of being hailed as a hero. The constant recognition, the respect and adoration throughout ACME Acres, and all the babes knocking on his door.
"LET'S DO THIS!" Plucky blasted, without hesitation.
"The games are on!" Buster and Babs informed, simultaneously.
"Excellent." Roderick snickered. "The games begin first thing tomorrow."
"Be prepared to be school-less, ACME Losers!" Rubella mocked before all the Perfecto Prep walked out of the building with confidence.
After the Perfecto Prep students left, there was a glamour between everyone. Furrball, however, remained motionless and wordless. The cat whom he had adored for years was back with a new image, new allies, and seemingly new ambitions.
"Furrball?" Shirley inquired. "You think you'll be okay?"
The blue cat turned to the psychic duck.
"I... don't even know." He replied.
"Like, you'll do great." Shirley replied, giving Furrball a hug. "And that's something I don't think, it's something I know. And I totally know that Penelope will be cheering you on or some junk."
"She is my adoptive mother after all." Furrball agreed, a smile slowly forming on his face.
Sweetie saw how down Furrball looked about Christine's appearance, and pondered whether to mock him, tell him to get a hold of himself, or be nice for once and act like a shrink. She noticed the four female swans among the Perfecto Prep students, and concluded that they looked familiar. She looked through some episodes of the Tiny Toon Adventures show, and found them in the episode "Loon Lake". She saw how they tormented and mocked Shirley and tried to ruin her performance. An idea popped into her head, but she decided to wait until the Sports-a-Thon tomorrow to carry it out, provided it goes according to her plan.
The Big Sports-a-Thon was being held in the ACME Acres sports centre which was in the middle of ACME Acres. The students had their usual uniforms of their respective school whenever they competed against one another in the past. But this time, this will be the last time they ever compete against each other. And believe me when I say that Perfecto Prep was ready for it, you'd might be forgiven for thinking that they weren't.
"Now, we don't know who each of us are up against in which sport until it's announced." Roderick informed. "But when we're competing, I trust you all will play your parts."
The other Perfecto Prep students nodded. Meanwhile, the Tiny Toons were gathered in the ACME Looniversity locker area.
"So, we all know what to do, don't we?" Buster asked.
"Furrball, don't let Christine get you down, Plucky, try not to swoon for Margot or anyone else, Dizzy, try not to eat anyone unless it's necessary." Babs listed.
"Now wait just a minute!" Plucky boomed. "I do not swoon for Margot or anyone else! What do you think I am?! A simp?!"
All Babs did was hold up a picture of Margot, and Plucky was laying on the floor, completely red.
"Point proven." Babs said, proudly and triumphantly. "Alright everyone, get ready. We're starting at any minute."
The judges walked in and sat at the judge booth. There was three of them. The three judges were none other than Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and Barrack Obama.
"So, why did you want to judge this contest, Donald?" Obama asked.
"One of the schools in this competition is a school that is somewhat in my element." Donald Trump explained.
"Which one?" Joe chuckled. "The one with the goofy students?"
"What did you say to me?!" Donald Trump replied.
"That's enough, you two!" Obama exclaimed. "We've got to judge this sports marathon!"
"I was just having a bit of fun." Joe protested.
The game listings were pinned to a board in the hallways near the entrance of the building. The students of ACME Looniversity and Perfecto Prep took their time to properly read through it.
"Plucky, look!" Exclaimed Hamton. "You and I are first! And we're going up against Danforth and Margot."
Margot groaned.
"Don't tell me I have to play up to that geek again!" She groaned.
"Just when it's necessary, darling." Danforth schemed. "Pretty soon, we'll be done with those ACME Losers for good."
The sport in question was cricket. Nobody knew what the sport was or how it's played until they were shown a video demonstration with the aid of a giant monitor.
"So, we just whack a ball then run back and forth?" Plucky asked. "Seems pretty straightforward."
Plucky was batting and Danforth was pitching.
"I'm gonna knock those stumps across the Earth!" Danforth proudly proclaimed, twirling his pitching arm around and pitching the ball.
Plucky swung, and managed to hit the ball. It went flying into the crowd where Elmyra was sneaking up on Buster with a burlap sack in her hands.
"I have you now, mister hippity-hop." She whispered sinisterly, raising the sack above her head with a malevolent grin on her face.
Before she could get Buster into the sack, the ball fell down and bonked Elmyra on her head.
"Oooh, look at the fluffy bunnies." She said dizzily, referring to the bunnies hopping around her head before she fell onto her back.
Plucky was proudly running back and forth to the stumps, scoring more points for ACME Looniversity.
"And it looks like ACME Looniversity is taking an early lead!" Announced Sylvester who was the announcer of the sports marathon.
Danforth gave Margot a look that said "You know what to do." Margot sighed to herself before she called out "Ohh, Plucky!" in a romantic voice. Plucky stopped dead in his tracks. He quickly turned to Margot with pink hearts in his eyes.
"You remember my name!" He exclaimed.
Hamton, and every other ACME Looniversity student facepalmed, excluding Elmyra, who leapt over the barriers and started sneaking up on Plucky with the same burlap sack in her hands.
"Like, just what is she doing?!" Shirley exclaimed.
"She trying to get Plucky!" Dizzy exclaimed. "But me have idea to stop her!"
Margot was (secretly begrudgingly) holding Plucky's beak.
"How about I give you a little something to show how I feel about you?" She asked in a seductive tone, while her stomach was secretly twisting in disgust.
Plucky looked as if he was inside an active microwave while Margot was secretly wanting to rush to a bathroom to dry heave. What Plucky didn't realise is that Elmyra was approaching him with the burlap sack in her hands. Her eyes were sorely focused on Plucky. Not Margot, not Danforth, not even Hamton, but Plucky. Suddenly, she heard a whistling behind her. she turned and there was Shirley's aura, smiling at her.
"Ooh, a magic duckie!" She squealed with joy.
Before Elmyra could try to grab Shirley's aura, Dizzy leapt behind her, grabbed her by the shoulders, and began spinning in his traditional tornado style. Five seconds into spinning, Dizzy released Elmyra, and she went flying out of the arena.
"Plucky, girl duckie trying to trick you!" Dizzy yelled afterwards.
It was enough for Plucky to snap out of his romanced state and back into his competitiveness. After knocking the ball out of the arena, Plucky ended up scoring more points for ACME Loo.
"Go Plucky!" Hamton cheered.
Danforth was getting visibly irritated. His eyes were twitching and he was bareing his teeth.
"Think you're good at this sport, eh?" He asked, fiercely. "Let's see how good you are when you're hit on the head with a cricket ball!"
He threw the ball at Plucky as if he was pitching a baseball, only for Plucky to duck under the ball, causing the ball to bounce off the wall and roll over to Margot's foot while Plucky started jeering at Danforth.
"Miss me, miss me, now you've gotta..." He jeered before stopping dead in his tracks. "Nevermind."
Margot picked up the cricket ball and threw it at Plucky, only for Plucky to duck that as well, prompting him to jeer at Margot as Danforth grabbed the cricket bat and approach Plucky.
"Miss me, miss me, now you've gotta..." He jeered before Danforth bonked him on the head with the bat.
"Hey, you can't do that!" Hamton yelled.
"What are you gonna do about it?" Taunted Danforth.
"I'll show you!" Replied Hamton before grabbing the bat and knocking Danforth into the announcing room.
"And it looks like Danforth got a bonk for a bonk!" Sylvester announced. "ACME Loo lea-"
"Don't say it!" Danforth interrupted with fury.
"I'm the announcer, it's what I gotta do." Explained Sylvester. "ACME Loo lea-"
"Wait!" Came Margot's voice. "Perhaps there are ways I can get you to not say it."
"Ugh, get over yourself." Sylvester replied with disgust in his voice. "ACME Loo leads the competition."
Danforth tried to tackle Sylvester, only to have an encounter with Taz and his large teeth.
"I thought this was cricket, not baseball." Chuckled Donald Trump. "I gotta say, this is getting good so far."
"We've only just started, Donald." Obama replied.
"This is boring." Complained Joe. "I'd rather go back to playing games with you guys."
After the whole ordeal, both teams went to their locker rooms. In the Perfecto Prep locker room, Roderick wasn't in a good mood.
"What kind of performance was that?!" He yelled. "All you had to do was throw a ball at some stumps! Even I could've done a better job on that sport blindfolded!"
"At least we tried." Danforth replied, with teeth marks around his body.
"I'm more ashamed of you, Margot!" Continued Roderick. "I gave you specific instructions and you couldn't even do that!"
"Well, excuse me for not wanting to flirt with someone I'm not even interested in!" Margot protested. "I felt like I was about to projectile vomit all over the place!"
Roderick sighed with exasperation as a vein popped on his head.
"Look, in the following games, cheat harder!" He said. "We MUST win, whatever the cost!"
Meanwhile, in the ACME Looniversity locker area, Bugs walked in, for reasons that will soon be clear.
"That was a close one." Bugs said. "If it wasn't for that idea from Shirley and Dizzy, we might've lost. And whose fault is that?"
He was glaring at Elmyra as if he wanted to scold her until dawn.
"Hey, I played as best as I could!" Protested Plucky, holding a bag of ice on his head.
"I didn't mean you, Plucky!" Bugs replied. "I'm talking about Elmyra!"
"I just wanted the ducky-wucky." Elmyra protested.
"And you couldn't of picked a more inopportune time to try and get him, could ya!" Snapped Montana Max. "I mean, I don't like him but I don't like those Perfecto Preps even more!"
"Wait, why do you hate Perfecto Prep more than us if you seem like an ideal student there?" Asked Buster.
"That's not important right now, rabbit!" Montana Max yelled.
"I 'ave 'ad enough of Elmyra!" Fifi snapped. "I am going to stink 'er into next week!"
Bugs put his hand in front of Fifi to stop her from spraying Elmyra with her odor.
"There's no need for that, Fifi." He said. "I have something else in mind.
Then, he turned to Elmyra and began speaking in his stern voice to where all the other students could hear him.
"Elmyra Duff, this is the final straw!" He exclaimed. "You stalk and harass your classmates, you're always kidnapping animals, you're always harassing Montana Max, you keep mistaking certain animals for other animals, you've tortured and even caused the deaths of various animals, you've become a menace to every animal everywhere, and if I have to say animal one more time, I am going to lose it!"
Elmyra looked ashamed from Bugs' scolding. She didn't know what was about to come next.
"I don't have any other choice in the matter!" Bugs continued. "Elmyra Duff, you're gone!"
"You mean I'm off the team?" Asked Elmyra, trembling.
"No." Clarified Bugs. "Well, that too but I mean that as of this instant, you are hereby expelled from ACME Looniversity! Permanently!"
Elmyra's eyes nearly popped out of her head, her face was that of pure horror.
"E... e..." The word was stuck to her lips. "Expelled?"
"Well, that's kinda what I just said." Replied Bugs, sounding somewhat annoyed.
Elmyra flew into a panic.
"But, I've been around since the start of ACME Looniversity!" She pleaded. "Somebody vouch for me! Monty? Mary? Bunny-heads? Elmer? Somebody! Anybody! PLEASE!"
"Save yourself the embarrassment and just get out of here!" Plucky yelled.
Elmyra burst into tears like an active sprinkler system before running out of the locker room, leaving trails of her tears behind her.
"You know, I should feel a bit bad." Hamton commented. "But ah well, we won't have to worry about her anymore."
"She was a total psycho." Billy commented. "Never liked her."
"Hey Billy, looks like you're next!" Babs informed, showing the next matchup which shown that Billy was going against Edgar Elephant in boxing.
"Boxing against an elephant?" Asked a puzzled Billy. "Alright."
Billy and Edgar faced off in the boxing ring.
"Heh, this must be a joke." Edgar laughed. "I'll let you throw the first punch."
"If you insist." Billy replied.
After the just one punch, Edgar was out cold. Billy ended up winning by KO. Roderick was banging his head on one of the sides of the outside of the ring.
"I put horseshoes in his boxing gloves!" He yelled. "It was supposed to be Edgar winning by one punch against the dog, not the other way around!"
"Ladies and gentleman, Billy is the next Balrog from Street Fighter!" Sylvester announced.
"A dog beating an elephant in boxing." Joe chuckled. "Never thought I'd see something like that."
"And I never thought I'd see talking animals." Obama added.
"Barrack, nobody likes a smarty pants." Donald Trump informed.
"Um, the next round was supposed to be Calamity and Little Beeper against Hector and Edgar in tennis according to the people deciding the matchups, but Edgar seems to be out cold at the moment." Bugs announced. "So, let's have Hector and Montana Max in a game of fencing."
"Fencing?!" Roderick exclaimed.
"Fencing?" Obama inquired.
"Fencing!" Sylvester announced.
"How can that horse hold a sword?" Donald Trump asked. "He's a horse with hooves, there's no way he can hold a sword."
"When there's a will, there's a way, Donald." Joe replied.
And Joe was right. Hector's sword was stuck to his hoof with the aid of duct tape.
"En guard!" Hector exclaimed.
"You call that a sword?!" Cackled Montana Max, pulling out a sword that was solid gold. "This was twenty thousand dollars, which is like a penny to me!"
Unfortunately for Hector, the duct tape wasn't strong enough to hold the sword to his hoof. They tried attaching more duct tape, and it went well for Hector, at first. When Hector was one jab away from winning, the duct tape became loose, and ended up stuck in the ground. Montana Max got the winning jabs while Hector tried to pull the sword from the ground. He should've asked Arthur for help, huh?
"Whose idea was it to have Hector take part in fencing?!" Demanded Roderick.
The other Perfecto Prep students pointed at him.
"You did suggest that Hector try it." Rubella explained.
Roderick started banging his head against the boxing ring while Montana Max continuously bragged about his victory.
"Oh yes, you beat a horse in boxing." Sweetie replied with sarcasm and boredom in her voice. "That is such a big achievement!"
"Hey, you better show me respect bird!" Montana Max scowled. "I scored a point for ACME Looniversity."
"Other students have too, you know." Sweetie replied, who was starting to find Montana Max tiresome and irritating. "Honestly, and I thought Plucky had a big ego."
"My ego is way too big to count!" Plucky exclaimed.
Edgar walked into the arena three minutes later, having recovered from his injuries.
"Right on time ya came back!" Bugs announced. "Because the board says that Edgar and Hector are goin' up against Calamity and Little Beeper in tennis!"
"I know a way we could win." Read the sign Little Beeper held up.
"Hold on there." The sign Calamity held up. "I don't wanna get accused of cheating."
Little Beeper flipped his sign over.
"Trust me, Calamity." The other side read.
The tennis court was in another room in the arena. There was enough space for everyone to see it. Before they walked onto the tennis court, Roderick and Rubella supplied Hector and Edgar with strange-looking backpacks.
"You ever seen the intro cutscene for Sega All-Stars Tennis?" Rubella asked. "Use these on the court and everything will make sense."
The backpacks were containing mechanical arms with additional rackets connected to them.
"Perfecto Prep is pulling a pathetic play!" Exclaimed Sylvester.
"What now, Beeper?" Read the sign Calamity held up.
"Don't worry." Read the sign Little Beeper held up. "I've got this."
Little Beeper was serving the ball. After he served it, he quickly dashed over and swiped the backpacks from Edgar and Hector before either of them could return it.
"Fifteen love!" Sylvester announced.
"Let's see you two cheat now!" The sign Little Beeper held up read.
Little Beeper served the ball again, and this time, he dashed behind Hector and Edgar before releasing a loud car horn noise (the same one he let out in the Tiny Toon Adventures episode "Love Stinks") which startled the horse and elephant, launching them high, causing them to miss the ball.
"Thirty love!" Sylvester announced.
For Little Beeper's third serve, he didn't dash behind them. Instead, a giant monster appeared in front of Hector and Edgar which scared them away, only for the monster to be a hologram controlled by Calamity.
"It pays to be a genius." The sign he held up read.
"Forty love!" Sylvester announced. "Match point!"
After Little Beeper served the ball for the forth time, he dashed again and this time, he swiped the belts from Hector and Edgar, causing their pants to fall down.
"Victory goes to ACME Looniversity!" Sylvester announced between laughs.
Hector and Edgar spiked their rackets on the ground in embarrassment from having their undergarments exposed. It was announced that Fifi and Shirley would be going up against Giselle and Isabelle Swan in bowling, and after that, Furrball and Sweetie will be against Chantelle and Gabrielle in basketball. The last part seemed to please Sweetie for some unknown reason. Shirley remembered the swan girls all too well.
"Do not fret, Shirley." Fifi informed. "I shall be right by vou."
You may be wondering how Perfecto Prep is going to be cheating during bowling. Here comes the answer: whenever Isabelle or Giselle bowled the ball, even if it ended up a gutter ball, Rubella would sneak to the pins with a broom, and use that broom to knock all the pins down. Fortunately, Shirley and Fifi have been keeping pace in the bowling. With Shirley's levitation and Fifi's odour, the two of them have scored straight strikes. However, as Rubella was knocking over the pins, dust came out from the broom while tickled her nose.
"Ahh... ahh... ahh..." She said before pinching her nose in the nick of time.
"I'm allergic to cheating." Came a familiarly certain voice from behind her.
Rubella turned to see who it was, for it to be none other than Sneezer.
"Ahh... ahh... aahhh... CHOOOOO!"
Rubella was sent flying with the broom in her hands.
"That's yet another loss for Perfecto Prep!" Sylvester proclaimed. "Due to disqualification!"
"Little Sneezer?" Chuckled Donald Trump. "More like Big Sneezer."
Before the two-on-two basketball game, Sweetie approached Furrball.
"You know, two of those swans tormented Shirley in the past." She informed, in a scheming voice. "They've been making her feel bad due to her ballet skills, which almost persuaded her to stop doing ballet. If it wasn't for Babs, either she would've dropped out, or the swans would've ruined that big performance for her, utterly embarrassing her in the process. Are you going to let them get away with that, or are you going to do something about it?"
You could see that Furrball was furious.
"Fret not, feline." Sweetie giggled. "For I have a solution for you. Have you ever seen the movie Like Mike?"
Furrball shook his head.
"I found a pair of basketball shoes that used to belong to Michael Jordan." Sweetie informed, pulling out a pair of basketball shoes. "Wear these, and you'll be dominating those swan girls. You'll make them wish they never messed with Shirley."
The shoes ended up on Furrball's feet in double quick time.
"Come on, Furrball!" Said Sweetie. "Let's go kick some Perfecto Prep behind! And maybe we'll finally get along."
Gabrielle and Chantelle were given spring shoes to boost their jumping ability, but when the buzzer went and the ball was tossed in the air, Furrball was quick to grab it and was so fast that not only did it startle the other two swan girls, but ended up breaking the springs on their spring shoes as well, reducing them to just shoes. Furrball was scoring two slam dunks a second. It was a performance that even the Monstars would've lost against. All Sweetie did during the game was lounge on a beach chair while wearing sunglasses and drinking a beverage from a straw like she was vacationing in Hawaii. By the time the first quarter ended, Furrball and Sweetie were winning 318-0. Kind of one-sided, isn't it?
"We forfeit!" Chantelle and Gabrielle yelled out in unison.
Furrball was visibly exhausted from the game. Sweetie flew onto his shoulder.
"About those shoes I gave you." She said. "They're just an old pair of shoes I found."
"But you said that they were owned by Michael Jordan." Furrball replied.
"I lied." Sweetie explained. "I was trying to get you to play like a pro while squeezing in a film reference. I gotta say Furrball, you managed to impress me. Oh look, here comes Shirley."
"Furrball, that was totally awesome!" The psychic duck exclaimed. "Like, since when could you play like that? I haven't seen you play like that when we played against the Monstars."
"Sweetie told me about your history with them." Explained Furrball. "It wasn't cool how they treated you."
Shirley gave Furrball a hug without hesitation, while Sweetie gave the blue cat a thumbs-up, or in this case, a wings-up.
"You know, perhaps Sweetie isn't so bad after all." Furrball thought to himself.
Throughout the rest of the Sports-a-Thon, Perfecto Prep have tried cheating in various ways, only for their cheating to backfire. When Dizzy Devil and Brovine Bear competed in a skateboarding race, Brovine Bear had a rocket strapped to his skateboard which resulted in him crashing into a wall, when Lightning Rodriquez and Marcie Mouse competed in martial arts, Marcie tried to catch Lightning in mouse traps, only to be lured by a trail of cheese into the den of a giant rat, when Christine Cat tried to throw a discuss after having been given a robotic arm attachment to make her throw further, she got a glimpse of Furrball which threw her off and caused her to throw the disc at Lionel Lion's head, when Gogo Dodo and Lionel Lion competed in hockey, Lionel refused to go on the ice in case it "hurt his beautiful face", and when Sonia Squirrel and Fauntleroy Fox went against Little Sneezer and Mary Melody in canoeing, they tried to use ground black pepper to get Sneezer to blast him and Mary further away from the goal, only for Mary to point Sneezer in the opposite direction, causing them to reach the finish line first.
"How is this even possible?!" Rubella exclaimed. "We're Perfecto Prep! We never lose!"
Roderick was taking it much worse. His entire body was red, his eyes and eyebrows were twitching independently, and he was grinding his teeth so hard, they started cracking. ACME Looniversity was wrecking Perfecto Prep's reputation, and Roderick had to do something to ensure that they still come out on top. He stormed over to Buster and Babs with Rubella behind him.
"RABBITS!" He bellowed.
"Gee, Roddy." Buster replied. "Eat a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry."
"Shut up!" Snarled Roderick. "I wanna raise the stakes!"
"Well, what have you got in mind?" Babs asked.
"One final round, you two versus me and Rubella in soccer!" Roderick snarled. "Winner takes all!"
"But we're already in the lead." Buster informed, pointing at the scoreboard. "You may as well throw in the towel."
"I have something in mind for that." Said Roderick, a bit more calmly. "If you win, not only do you get Perfecto Prep, but all it's amenities too. Such as limos, butlers, hot tubs, everything."
"That sounds interesting." Buster replied. "Perhaps if you win, we all become your butlers?"
"Actually, no." Replied Roderick, with all his fury gone. "Why would we want butlers who are ACME Losers?"
"Alright then, it's settled!" Babs retorted. "We'll take you on!"
It was time for the final game of the Sports-a-Thon. The big showdown. Buster and Babs Bunny (no relation) against Roderick and Rubella Rat (also no relation) in two-on-two winner-take-all soccer. Both teams had to decide who would be goalie and who would be striker.
"Rock-Paper-Scissors?" Suggested Babs.
"Rock-Paper-Scissors." Buster replied.
The two rabbits started the game normally. But just when they were about to make their choices, Babs took out a huge rock and crushed Buster with it.
"Rock crushes Buster!" Babs gloated.
"Looks like the pink rabbit is going out." Rubella informed. "Should I go out?"
"Fine!" Roderick scowled. "But if I get hit in the face with that ball so much as once, I'm going to lose it!"
Babs and Rubella took their positions.
"Don't worry." Babs said. "If you lose, I know some places that are hiring."
The whistle was blown. Babs quickly got the ball and tried to score a goal, only for the ball to collide into Roderick's face.
"Uh oh." Said Rubella.
"This can't be good." Said Babs.
"Everyone, get down!" Yelled Buster.
Roderick started shaking, steam was coming out of his nose and ears, his right eye twitched, and he jutted out his jaw like a grizzly bear. A booming voice inside of him let out:
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE ACME LOSERS!"
"Jeez, he's going to get serious laryngitis." Buster commented.
Roderick went around tearing the walls off their hinges, posters off walls, smashing windows, ripping curtains, demolishing doors, he was breaking just about anything he could get his hands on.
"Hey, it's like Donald when he lost office." Laughed Obama.
"Very funny, Barrack." Donald Trump replied, sarcastically.
"He's speaking the truth, Donald." Joe replied.
Buster and Babs saw this as an opportunity to score the only goal. With a few seconds left on the clock, they managed to score the winning (and only) goal, declaring ACME Looniversity the winners. Roderick stopped dead in his tracks. Gone was his anger, he was horrified.
"N-no!" He yelled. "This can't be! We're Perfecto Prep! We never lose!"
"So what now?!" Rubella asked, coldly. "Because of you, we have lost everything!"
Roderick didn't know how to respond. Bugs brought over Sneezer.
"I'm allergic to Perfecto Prep students." Sneezer informed. "Ahhh... ahhhhh... AAAAHHHHH... CHOOOOOO!"
With one sneeze, all Perfecto Prep students were sent flying out of the arena. Furrball approached Shirley.
"Shirley, there's something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time." He informed.
"Like, what is it, Furrball?" Asked Shirley.
"Throughout the months, you've been extremely kind to me." Furrball said. "You invited me to that stream, you comforted me when I returned from that trip, and you've been someone I could rely on, count on, and be there for. And I think... that I'm seeing you as more than that."
Furrball took Shirley's hands into his.
"Shirley, will you be my girlfriend?" He asked.
Shirley took both sides of Furrball's face.
"Like, does this answer your question?" She asked before planting such a romantic kiss on Furrball's lips, he melted into the ground from joy, excitement, and romance.
"Looks like we've got a new couple." Chuckled Buster.
Bugs picked up ACME Looniversity, carried it over to the Perfecto Prep school, dropped ACME Loo onto Perfecto Prep, then carried ACME Looniversity back to it's original spot. As he did so, a bus pulled over and the Nerdlucks walked off it.
"Hey, what did we miss?" Asked Pound.
(One week later)
The students of ACME Looniversity were having a blast at the improved ACME Looniversity. Deluxe computers in every room, limousines taking them to and from school every day, all sorts of video games in every room including the bathrooms, deluxe catering, butlers, just to name a few. They were all having fun outside the school.
"Ah, this is the life." Plucky sighed happily, sipping on his orange juice from a Champaign glass and stuffing his face with fruit cocktail.
"Hey guys!" Hamton called out, rushing over.
"What is it, Hamton?" Asked Buster.
"Get this, the former students of the former Perfecto Prep have all found new jobs!" Hamton informed.
"Where?" Babs asked. "Who would hire them?"
"Weenie Burger." Hamton informed.
We cut to Weenie Burger where Roderick was serving the next customer.
"Thank you for choosing Weenie Burger." He said, begrudgingly. "I can't keep working at this place! I demand to be back in Perfecto Prep!"
"Oh, shut up!" Rubella yelled, who was working at the next till. "It's all your fault we're here in the first place!"
"Can you believe us of all people working here at all places?" Danforth sighed, wiping one of the tables.
"Yeah, because your friend cost us our privileged lives!" Margot snapped coldly, who was a waitress.
"Ugh, we're through." Danforth sighed before walking into the bathroom.
"You do NOT get to be the one to end our relationship!" Margot called after him. "Come back here so I can dump you!"
"Well, there is a positive from this." Said Hector who was moping the floor. "We can have unlimited free burgers."
"I suppose that's not bad." Agreed Edgar who was adding sauce packets to the correct containers.
In the kitchen, Christine Cat was using ketchup to paint a picture of Furrball on a burger.
"I miss him..." She sobbed, shedding a single tear.
"You're better off without him." Said Dangar Deer, who was putting French fries into a deep fryer.
"Absolutely." Agreed Bertha Bovine who was getting ice from the freezer. "Besides, he's a commoner."
"In case you have forgotten, my dear, we are commoners now." Said Fauntleroy Fox as he was cutting onions.
"This job is poppycock!" Complained Damien Dalmatian who was washing the dishes.
"Oh, you'll get used to it, chap." Said Lionel Lion as he was wrapping a burger into wrapping paper.
"You think so?" Asked Sonia Squirrel who had just come back from delivering a meal.
The swan dancers were all working at the drive-thru section, and believe me when I say that none of them are enjoying it.
"For the last time, I said I want a Big Mac!" Complained the woman in the car.
"This is a Weenie Burger!" Exclaimed Giselle. "Not a darn McDonalds!"
"I want to speak to your manager!" Yelled the woman.
Isabelle, Gabrielle, and Chantelle threw French fries at the woman. Meanwhile, back in the kitchen, Marcie Mouse came in with a full belly.
"I think I ate all the cheese again." She burped. "Don't tell Miss Louise."
"Don't tell me what?" Asked Miss Louise.
"N-nothing, Miss Louise." Said Marcie Mouse, nervously.
"You didn't eat all the cheese again, did you?" Asked Miss Louise. "That can cause you to get another pay cut.
"Please no!" Pleaded Marcie Mouse. "I can stop! Honest!"
"How this job get any worse?" Groaned Roderick.
"That reminds me." Said Miss Louise, coming into the main area. "Roderick, it's your turn to wear the burger suit and hold the sign outside."
Roderick's screams of outrage could be heard throughout the entirety of ACME Acres.
"Yeah, they got their just desserts." Buster said.
"Hey, who wants Weenie Burger?" Babs asked.
Before they all went, they all turned to the reader and said at the same time:
"So long, Toonsters!"
Meanwhile, deep in a creepy haunted mansion far away, there's a mysterious figure in the mansion's laboratory.
"So they think they can expel me?" Said a familiar voice. "Reject me? Well let's how they deal with..."
The figure was Elmyra. She had black hair and was wearing mostly black clothes.
"Baroness Toonenstein!" She cackled.
She let out an evil laugh as the screen fades to black.
And with that, this series finally comes to an end. Now I can work on other FanFiction projects. Oh, and here are the aforementioned Tiny Toons stories I have planned:
A movie-like story where Buster and Babs become fugitives and are pursued by a dangerous toon-hunting bounty hunter.
A spin-off focusing on Plucky and Hamton (with it being only one story per chapter and ten chapters).
And another story which I'm keeping a secret for now.
So, from me to all of you, I say: So long, Toonsters!