SWMV Issue #1
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Story rating is Mature due to language and adult themed humor.

Chapter 5

Did I really want Voggaa to join me?
Heck no.
Was I stalling again?
Yep, you got me. Guilty as charged.

Little back story here to explain what took place in the last few seconds.
I had discovered a unique ability of this crystalline entity body. When I concentrated, I could make time crawl around me. Here on Eternal Utopia, it was harder than back in Universe abord the E-17c, but it just took a little more concentration. For now, I will just call this my antihero monologue. That way you are not lost.

From the moment the E-17c was pulled to the Eternal Utopia's massive landing field, I was busy pulling and absorbing all the information possible from the local Nodes and local AI's. The data I had pulled within nanosecs, yet sifting through that mountain of shit took a few actual seconds of hard work. Part of my subconscious mind marveled that I had the ability to keep tabs on time here in a place that time did not exist. It was a strange sensation.

It was four seconds after I had started analyzing the data when Voggaa and his mind-controlled crony clones ripped the Explorer-17C apart. I delivered my now infamous Vader line. And here we are with you dear reader all caught up and in the present.

In those few precious nanosecs after the Vader line that I became almost entirely focused on Voggaa's dark stank presence. Now, did the little gray shit really smell or stink? No, Voggaa like the rest of the Eternal race, smelled antiseptically clean. It was the darkness that ran like a power line into Voggaa that absolutely reeked. With that discovery my mind slammed on the brakes.

Darkness that ran like a power line? It was massive, and I traced this invisible throbbing line through the nearby buildings and on to a Node. The flow was going to Voggaa, not out from it. I could not sense where the Node was getting its link from though. I could sense it and backtrack it entering the vastness of the Eternal Node Network that spanned the MultiVerse. But I could not sense where it ended, as if it looped over and over endlessly. The fuckface hid its source of power well.

Then the bell rang for me. This evil entity before me was not the original Voggaa! It was a clone! Belatedly the signs of cloned flesh were easy to see as I zoomed in with my microscopic vision, an ability that I did not know I even had TBH. What other amazing abilities will I learn as I acclimate with my fine crystal ass?

I focused now not on the clone's flesh, but on the many mini tendrils of darkness radiating out like a filthy spiderweb. These tiny, even almost imperceptible tendrils linked out to the 12 Council Members and the many clones. I instantly decided to shut down the power flow by turning off the Node Network, thus allowing the 12 CM's and all the millions of clones to sense the deception. However, a memory of my wife's wisdom whispering in my mind made me stop.

When the first full second ticked by after my Vader line, I phased (I liked that term so decided to keep it) back into myself. Deciding a different fate for the Voggaa clone I made a motion of my hand and the Explorer-17c's scattered parts flew back together. The crew was no longer crushed and trapped in their 100 different rooms, the previously blocked access to the ships AI and Nodes now restored fully.

The Voggaa clone's eyes widened in shock when it realized I was not following the plan that its master had predicted. "That ship is contaminated! Destroy it and kill the crew!" The Voggaa clone ordered, but it was far too late to stop my new plan.

When L-1 and L-4 had attacked me before, I was impressed. When the 12 CM's and the army of 5,000 clones attacked E-17c, it was a thing of beauty. A solid wall of destruction that flew at the box like ship, but promptly slammed into a shield I had erected.

Voggaa's clone glared down at me, simmering with anger. I stared back into those big black eyes and proceeded to wrap my senses entirely around it's mind. Blocking out its master's commanding presence and searching for any information that could help me track Voggaa down. The throbbing tendril of energy seemed to focus on me then quickly withdrew, back to wherever it was cast from.

Slowly the blasts thrown by the 12 CM's and the army of clones tapered off as they regained full control of their minds. I pushed all that I knew about Voggaa into the Node Network and the rest of the attacks ended as angry and betrayed black eyes turned to the clone.

"My master will not let you get away with this." The clone growled. "He will soon start the MultiVersal war. He will crush these fools that cast him out into oblivion. It is far too late to stop his master plan." The clone added.

Antihero Monologue start.
I already knew this and had shared the details with the Eternals. But since you can't hear my thoughts broadcast on the Node Network, I will spell it out for you on this crude communications device you are using. PS, get an upgrade!
It was no mistake when the clone had said "he" and "him" a few lines up. More on that later.

Time speeds back to normal.
Suddenly and without mercy 12 tendrils of white energy wrapped around the clone.
Behind me, the 100 Leento clones emerged from E-17c and stared up in wonder as the original council members began to get their revenge on Voggaa's clone. It was a very public execution that the entire Eternal Civilization supported 100%.

As the evil clone's body began to melt from the heat, my mind wondered through all the pieces of information on the real Voggaa.

Antihero monologue start.
First. Voggaa wasn't really named Voggaa at birth. He wasn't even born as the sexless little gray creatures the Eternals are now. Eurazzik was his birth name and yes, he was born with fully functional reproductive organs.

Eurazzik was bigger and more powerful than others of his species. He also acted far from normal, exhibiting unstable anger, aggression, and other darker tendencies. As fate would have it, Eurazzik would later be caught on an Exploration Mission making love to a Hutt named Vogga.

The act it's self while vile in any civilized meaning, was not what got him shunned and outcast from the Eternal's way of life. No, it was the fact that an Explorer fell in love and shared who he was with a species that it was studying. This was expressly forbidden.

As punishment the universe was erased from history as was any evidence of Eurazzik by the Council of Elders. His father, the oldest on the Council, took pity on his son and let him live at the cost of his own life. Banishing his son to a dark distant timeless island in the MultiVerse.

Slowly Eurazzik took his revenge. First a plague killed all the Eternal females off. He had no use for them after all. This was a sad, sad thing in my mind because they were as beautiful as angels. Blue attractive bodies with white soft hair.

This same plague shrank the once powerful and proud blue skinned Eternal males. They were turned into the tiny gray skinned big headed creatures they were now. Then as an extra insult to them he took away the hairs on their body. Even the nappy little hairs on their balls. Once the entire race of males had been emasculated, the plague caused the ultimate offense to occur. It caused the balls to painfully detach from the Eternal's body.

Eurazzik then created an army of clones of himself, though soon found that the plague was only immune to his flesh, not his cloned flesh. Just like I had noted before, there were different microscopic changes to cloned flesh that the plague was able to detect. Listening to himself screaming in agony only drove him more insane than he already was.

Once his clones were done going through their painful transformation, Eurazzik bound his will to them all and designated them as Voggaa after his now dead Hutt lover. One clone he kept as his servant, the rest he sent out into the MultiVerse as sleeper agents. Patiently waiting for the command to take over the strategically important universes they were deployed to.

The clone he kept as his servant was the same clone now dripping its way through the 12 tendrils of white energy before me.

Time speeds back to normal as a small hand reached up and tapped my own. I turned and saw L-1 with the rest of his L's. Bending down to their level I smiled. "I am sorry for calling you fuckfaces. You guys were just slaves, and you did not even know."

L-1's eyes blinked rapidly in confusion. "We are not offended Evirk Blackriv. We are fortunate that you escaped from the Explorer Program. Without your assistance we would still be servants of the Banished One. We… we are grateful to have been given the opportunity to play our part in the Awakening." L-1 spoke up. Speaking in a way that I did not hear him speak like before. He was speaking with emotion.

I patted L-1's shoulder. "I have a lot of work to do. Permission to join your crew, Mission Commander?"

L-1 and the rest of his crew made little hiccupping sounds that I understand now as excitement. "Permission granted. But I yield the title of Mission Commander to you sir." L-1 bowed.

"Well L-1, I need a captain for the ship. Any interest?" I asked.

L-1 again made the hiccupping sounds echoed by the crew. "I would be honored Mission Commander." The clone said and bowed.

End of chapter 5

This chapter is dedicated to M&G.
They will know who that is. 😊

Chapter 6 will be Evrik's first real Explorer Mission as he is reintroduced to a Star Wars Galaxy far, far away.
My friends also started a game with me that you can play too.
Put a phrase or sentence into the review if you would like me to work it into the story.
In this story it was "the nappy little hairs on their balls" and was quite a challenge to have that make sense with a race of beings who had no balls.
Laters friends, and thank you for reading!