Izuku wanted to say he didn't know how he ended up in front of the so-called League of Villains, but he tried not to lie.
Okay, at least not to himself. But this time, it was Dabi's fault, not his, so Eraser couldn't yell at him.
"Dabi, I say this with all my love for you. What the actual fuck?" Izuku whispered badly while looking around at the gathered villains having a recruitment rally.
"Okay, this was not what I originally thought, but hey, free info." Dabi tried whispering back.
However, all he did was draw attention to themselves. "Am I boring you two?" The guy who introduced himself as Shigaraki asked Izuku shrugged.
"Kinda? So you want to kill All bitch big whoop, so does everyone. Why the long, complicated plan? How hard would it be to shoot the man." Dabi tried stifling his laughter by coughing into his hand, but Izuku was now on a roll.
"And another thing, what's the plan? If you succeed, what happens then? There are 100s of other heroes. Will you attempt to kill them all?" Izuku huffed.
He hated terrible planning, and if this crusty-looking fucker touched his hero, he would die.
Having lost his battle with laughter, Dabi would have collapsed onto the floor if Izuku hadn't caught him without thinking about it.
Shigiraki screeched. "Shut up, you stupid NPC. Who do you think you are!" Izuku and Dabi snorted in unison.
"I am the hand crusher, crusher of hands!" Dabi decided to proclaim, waving his arms wildly.
"Shigaraki quivers before him," Izuku added like the little shit he not so secretly is.
"Fuck off." with that, Izuku grabbed his brother and made a break for it as the manchild screamed incoherently behind them both.
They both collapsed from suppressed laughter when they decided they were far enough away. "Oh my god, Eraser is going to kill us. What the fuck."
"Uh, speak for yourself. I didn't decide to threaten the gang leader this time!" Izuku gasped out.
"Do they count as a gang if they are having a recruitment rally?" Both of them paused to think before shrugging.
"He was calling it the League of Villains, so I would assume there is more than the manchild and his babysitter." Dabi snorted.
"I will believe that when I see it." "Anyway, we should probably inform Eraser about this new group. But maybe not how we found out." Izuku added while glaring at his brother, who just put his hands up, still grinning.
Izuku rolled his eyes before standing up and offering Dabi a hand.
"What exactly are you not going to tell me?" A voice from above them asked.
Izuku locked eyes with his brother "Scatter!" already sprinting toward the exit, not looking back to see if Dabi had the same idea.
Going by the muffled shout, he assumed his brother had been caught. Oh well, his sacrifice was appreciated. Besides, this whole evening was Dabi's fault anyway.