Moments In Time

by Ultrawoman

A collection of unrelated one-shots, originally written for a prompt memes, challenges, exchanges, etc. at Livejournal, Dreamwidth, and AO3, re-posted here for those that have not seen them. Various lengths and ratings. Eliot/Parker except where otherwise stated in the 'chapter' title. (More to be added soon!)

75. Hypocrite Hitter (Eliot)

Title: Hypocrite Hitter
Prompt by: undeadrobins – 'craving a burger'
Rating: G/K
Setting: unknown
Originally posted: 23rd February 2020
Notes: for rthstewart's 3 Sentence Ficathon on Dreamwidth.

He hated corporations, big soulless business, The Man, and was forever going on and on at the team (especially Parker) about healthy eating and such, but Eliot Spencer knew he was a hyprocrite. After a long, hard day of cons and smackdowns, he only really wanted one thing.

"I'll take a Big Mac, please."