Sorry about this. Got drunk and wrote this again.

Join the adventures of Ardent Hooper, a quirky but talented Alliance Technician, as you see the Mass Effect universe Through His Eyes.

"You know what day it is?" Kaidan raised his eyebrows, as if he was mildly alarmed he had forgotten some important date. "…No?" he said tentatively in the tone a man would use to ask his wife if he had forgotten an anniversary. "It's a Tuesday," she said simply. Tuesday is a special day for Kaidan and Shepard. PWP.

Thane slips into solipsism at the worst possible time. This is the fall out. Filled request from Mass Effect kink Meme. Rated M just for safety although there is adult situations (DUN DUN DUN!)

Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.

Kink-meme fill. Kaidan and Shepard get stuck in an elevator.

Do you ever wish you knew? Do you wish that you could warn someone of their impending fate? Thane discovers the true meaning of a family secret which, truth be told, has nothing to do with his family at all. Set in Mass Effect 2/3. One-shot.

A young David Anderson is mugged in the alleys of New York City by a Tenth Street Red. Neither knew it would change both their lives.

A futuristic take on Homer's Odyssey - Shepard is shipwrecked, and must find a way home to her love, navigating countless trials and perils. Meanwhile, Liara embarks on a journey of her own as she struggles to break free of her mother's machinations. AU. On temporary hiatus - see A/N in newest chapter

Being married for a little over ten years can lead to showers that are just about the comfort. Mentions of Omega verse and mpreg.

Commander Shepard defeated the Reapers and barely lived to tell the tale. But what comes next, with the galaxy torn asunder? Even now, the galaxy and its inhabitants still have need of Commander Shepard, but surprising changes, miracles, and unforeseen changes will affect the balance of her life. Post ME3. Kaidan/Fem!Shep! Rated Mature for obvious reasons. Now with Alenko babies!

Shepard get's hurt during the Ardat Yakshi mission and she'd just so damn bored. Plus her shotgun gets pretty beat up, so what harm can she do to it? the answer is a lot. Garrus is not amused. Very badly written crackfic. Very badly written Summary.

Turian military units record the names and deeds of their own. Garrus has taken on this duty for the crew of the Normandy, much to Shepard's surprise.

Five different takes on how Shepard took Aria's mission without Garrus accompanying her.

Just a brief, and slightly silly, scene of how one N7 infiltration specialist reacts to her new, experimental armor. No spoilers for the main ME3 game. References to the multiplayer DLCs. M for language.

Well, I've got a bullet in my shoulder and another in my thigh and my job hasn't even started yet but I'm nowhere near finished. Cerberus, couldn't leave me the hell alone could they? Just because I fucked up their precious project they decide they want to declare war on one man. I just hope Omega is left standing when this is all over, it kinda grows on ya. Self-insert!

The final battle, how it should have ended. Potential Two-Shot. Rated T for language.

As Arty boards the Normandy on Virmire, she thinks about the friend she is leaving behind and how she has abandoned a loved one again. Then Artemis makes a decision that threatens her life and the mission. Author Note: Not sure whether to have this as canon or scrap it.

after her meeting with a very jealus Liara in "it was only chess" Traynor is a little... nervous around Liara and try to avoid her. but it didn t worked... that... well

Just a collection of short things I've written throughout the course of my plays (and re-plays) of Mass Effect 3.

(Post-ME1/Pre-ME2) Jocelyn Shepard still suffers nightmares from the battle with Saren and Sovereign, only Liara can give her comfort. A short bit of their relationship.

Ten years after their breakup, Benezia pays Aethyta a visit. They try to work through some of the tension caused by their failed relationship. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Latest Update: Added end to Chapter 2. An ambitious novelisation of my original playthrough of the series, starting right at the beginning and going until the end of the first game. Perhaps it will carry on further, depending how things go. Male Shepard.

There's something about the blues that speaks to the soul. For Garrus and Shepard, it forms a common thread that binds them together. One-off short fill for the kinkmeme.

A team of misfit heroes from the Geth attack on the Citadel are hired by an Asari specter to hunt down the pirate Long John Johnson and his Dreadnaught for the Council. Warning Explicate language, violence, and some sexual references.