Now with no chemical additives. Starts with ME1 and goes forward. For the purposes of this parody I am using my canon Paragon FemShep. FemShep/Garrus. Also Dr. Chakwas/Anderson. Am open to suggestions for other pairings. Rated T for swearing and implied sexual content.

The story takes place in a parallel quantum universe to the Mass Effect Universe. You will see the same characters, meet some new people, but different choices were made along the way that change the outcomes of a number of the events. These choices affected the personalities of some of the characters. Some you may like more and some less. Basically this is my artistic integrity.

When Commander Shepard died, Joker thought he had died with her. When Cerberus brings her back to him, will he be able to finally tell her how he feels? Sorry for the bad summary, the story is a lot better! JokerXFemShep, Rated T for violence and possible language.

As Commander Shepard leaves Earth to bring the races of the galaxy together against the Reaper threat, what will happen to those left behind? This will take a look at the untold heroes of the Battle for Earth, hopefully up to and including my own take on the ending. Rated M for violence and language, just to be safe.

Fill for the kinkmeme in which Shepard makes it out of the Citadel alive, but her eyes are damaged and she's struck blind. FemShep/Garrus fluffy stuff.

The catalyst isn't quite what people seem to think it is. A/U story. Post ending.

Kaidan always thinks too much. Here are his thoughts at the eve of battle. WARNING: Mshenko fluff, ME3 spoilers. Written for angely15 ;-)

Sequel to Vulnerability: Her death tore them apart for two years. But when fate brings them back together again it will take every ounce of strength to salvage a love that has been destroyed in his heartbreak and lost to her memories. Garrus x Fem!Shep

Shepard and crew meet a strange person as they go to rescue Liara on Therum. Is this person friend, or foe? And how does he know Shepard? OC, Unknown pairings as of yet, Starts off T but may change in the future as I upload new chapters. Read and review.

Garrus learns about periods.

Follows the story of the crew of the Normandy immediately after the ending of ME 3 as they struggle to go on with their lives after Shepard. New relationships develop, old wounds fester, but perhaps there can still be a happy ending. Garrus/FemShep so far, with generous helpings of other characters and possible other pairings.

Kolyat need Shepard's help and seeks her out to negotiate it. However, it turns into a very different type of meeting... Warning: language, alcohol, drell-induced hallucinations and suggestive themes a.k.a. the fun stuff.

Begins in the first game, introduces new character who joins the crew with Tali. Not sure where I'm going with it yet, so I haven't yet decided on future pairings, but I will mostly stick to canon along the main storyline.

They all fought the Reaper War for different reason. Follow three N7s as they form a bond forged in the fires of war. Part One : Escape from Earth

The reaper invasion has started, and various power groups are searching for solutions as the militaries fight a losing war. Can there be victory, or shall the reapers finish their scheduled culling? This is an AU, where most of the ME3 plot is ignored.

Two years after the Omega four relay discovery a shuttle sets out for a tour of the one of the newly discovered galaxies. Lead by greed an accident happens causing the shuttle to crash into an unchartered planet. This is the journey of those that survived. This follows the events of Turnabout. You don't have to read it but it might provide understanding.

An introduction to an alternate universe where a group of Protheans successfully managed to survive the Reaper War in their cycle by going into stasis, eventually managing to re-establish their Empire and wage war on the rest of the known galaxy. The Year is 2185 C.E.

A series of one-shot stories involving Shepard and one of his/her romances. A different Shepard and a different romance character in every chapter. Set post ME2 and pre ME3.

Companion story to "Mass Effect 3: Last Line". Read up on the different characters, which are updated as the story goes on. Link to "Last Line": /s/8347365/1/Mass-Effect-3-Last-Line

marrage, old age and a lot of little blue childern. Bioware and EA own all of the characters and places in this non-profit tales of the end of the war and beyond.

A Turian by the name of Dexus is promoted from his Blackwatch team to a Spectre and leads a operation to take Omega back from Cerberus. Rated T for language and violence.

Takes place 70 years after the Reaper War. The story focuses on Alexandra Herd a supposed descendant of the Illusive Man, her ascendance from Navy officer to Spectre and investigation into corruption within C-Sec and the Spectres. Will also feature appearances by known ME characters and their grandchildren. Not an FShepard/Liara story, they are the canon couple in this story.

Pilgrimage charts the untold story of Tali'Zorah nar Rayya as she prepares to leave all she knows behind and embark on her sacred journey into adulthood, intent on proving her worth to both her people and her father, the fleet's most dedicated Admiral.

Collection of Kelly-centric drabbles a friend coerced me into writing. Not that I mind. FemShep/Kelly, all the way.

Everyone has a beginning, Commander Jo Shepard is no different. These are three stories, three alternate universes, all of them detailing a little of what happened before Shepard became a specter. Colonist/Sole Survivor, Spacer/Ruthless and Earthborn/war heroine. Three Shepards, one destiny. Each chapter can be read as a one-shot. R&R. Rated T for language.