Because we all want to be able to say these words to a certain council, and it's WAY overdue to put them in thier place.

After coming back through the Omega 4 Relay, the Normandy goes to the Citadel for repairs. Joker decides that he can no longer hide his feelings for Shepard after almost losing her again. Chapters 6 & 7 are FINALLY up! FemShep/Joker...R&R please!

A story of Fem Shepard and how she tries to overcome possibly the hardest obsticle in her path so far. Fem Shepard/Liara pairing.

Shepard and Joker watch a horror film; it soon turns into a reality. Mass Effect kink meme fill.

Commander Shepard doesn't believe in love...or does she? Smut.

Shepard learns of a new agent of the Reapers, now she has to find out where they are. Takes place after ME2 and LotSB but before Arrival. [Incomplete; can just about stand alone.]

One-shot. Two best friends are torn apart. Based on a dream.

Thane's solipsism has become more of a curse than a blessing. When Shepard tries to help him, will she get sucked in? Bad summary. Femshep, Thane, Chakwas, Samara, EDI, Joker, more to come. Teen for language and eventual graphic violence.

Mara Shepard survived batarian pirates on Mindoir, the Skyllian Blitz and Sovereign, but Kaidan Alenko might be the death of her.

I was challenged to write a fic in which Shepard and her ME1 love interest did not reconnect while inebriated in a bar. The challenge also included the following stipulations: It had to take place in Vancouver, a grocery store, and involve penguins.

Summary: What happens when Commander Shepard finally snaps? Apparently the rest of the team follows suit. Collection set in ME 2, in the time after getting Legion but before the collectors attack the ship.

Two-parter. The breaking of an omni-tool causes Tali to make some rather surprising discoveries...

A correspondency regarding the Reapers and their misguided efforts to lead a certain cripple to the their side of the war.

Chapter One of a new Mass Effect fanfic. Dark dreams tear at Shepard's mind every time he closes his eyes. Can the crew find the source of the commander's nightmares?

She's the Butcher of Torfan for a reason. Can the aging merc find a way to calm the beast inside her and perhaps learn a thing or two himself?

How can a hero be summed up in three lines? His crew is asking the same thing. Now, trapped in an underwater base, he can't dodge the questions anymore. Shepard must explain his past as his people face a crisis in the present.

Garrus catches Shepard watching one of her favorite movies. Rated for some suggestiveness.

Nobody ever volunteered for her missions. Nobody. So, who could blame her for looking a gifted horse in the mouth when it presented itself? FemShep. Brief SI. One Shot.

Commander Shepard is craving something sweet, and food isn't the only thing on her mind. Vignettes of life on the Normandy before the suicide mission. Implied Fem!Shepard/Garrus early on, full on Shep/Garrus in later chapters.

It's been two years since Saren was stopped. And now that Mass Effect 2 has come around, it's time for me to help Shepard stop the Collectors. Self-insert, sequel to Mass Vexations. Tali/OC, F!Shepard/Thane, Garrus/?, various other pairings.

Earth is under siege... Icarus Bane is tasked to find Shepard to help repel the Reaper invasion. This won't be easy though. He must gain her trust and gain the support of the galaxy. His adventure will take him across the galaxy meet someone special...

A short message from the Reapers to their worst enemy, and their worst enemy's keen reply.

I am a soldier, I am a friend, I am compassionate, I am Shepherd's ally. I will fight and serve him until the day that he or I die. I will not falter while I serve. Rated M for violence and language. OC/Jack

Series of stories about how things go on the Normandy during both games. Unfortunately for her crew, Shepard runs a very loose ship…

Love is patient, love is kind. It is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Whoever said that was a rotten lying bastard. Love is a battlefield of the worst kind, where the rules change from one moment to the next.