Since Uncle Boris was so big and tall, he had to bring his own table and chair which had to be placed outside. It didn't matter in Vicky's eyes, she liked the special treatment that she often got because of her family. Amy did too, even if she did like to complain about it all the time. They were the most famous family in the United States! Her parents started the New Wave movement alongside her aunts and uncles.

"Yummy." Uncle Boris said slowly after a long slurp of his ramen, his bowl being half of Vicky's height. She didn't know where it came from since he wasn't holding it when he got here.

"When did you get back from Africa, Uncle Boris?" Amy asked, eating her half slice of room temperature pizza the school had provided. Vicky had already finished her two slices, devouring them within minutes. She could still feel the red sauce on her mustache, cleaning it with her tongue.

"An hour ago." Uncle Boris lifted his huge bowl to his lips, drinking his spicy broth. He lowered it once he was done, placing it on the table. "Alexandria kept nagging me to fight Ash Beast, all I wanted was an easy vacation, so she made me late." He extended the way he pronounced the words, making Amy giggle.

Victoria's wide eyes must've looked like shining stars. She didn't know much about the world, but she did know that Ash Beast was a super strong villain somewhere in Africa! "Did you?!"

Uncle Boris leaned back in his unusually large seat, crossing his long legs. He pointed his index finger to the sky. "I'm just a cog in the machine that runs the world, and orders are orders. Ash Beast is now ashes."

Victoria's mouth dropped. She wanted to be as strong as her Uncle when she was older! Would she end up being as tall as him? "Woah "

Uncle Boris was so cool! Even if he was a bit lazy, letting other heroes and her family boss him around despite being the strongest hero on the planet. He even took time out of his busy schedule to come and see Vicky and Amy at their school. Crystal and Eric were going to be so jealous once Victoria told them.

"Can you do a light show?" Amy was fidgeting in her seat nervously. She only acted like this around Uncle Boris, who treated all of his nieces and nephews equally. Vicky and Amy were his favorites of course, Uncle Boris always said so whenever they asked.

"Your Mother specifically told me not to do that on school property." Uncle Boris answered with an airy voice. The reflection from his yellow sunglasses hid his eyes. "She acts like Sakazuki sometimes, it's annoying."

"Awww." Amy pouted, crossing her arms. Vicky joined the process, filling her cheeks with air to make her pout cuter.

"But she never said anything about not having a light show at home." Uncle Boris continued after a dramatic pause.

"Yay!" Amy's grin was infectious. Uncle Boris' light shows were always the best! Victoria always enjoyed watching the explosions that happened afterwards.

"Ex-Excuse me." A familiar, yet unknown voice joined their conversation. Vicky twisted her neck to get a better look at the newcomer. Oh, it was the Principal, a dark skinned man with a balding head in a gray suit with blue lines that went up and down. It didn't look as cool as Uncle Boris' yellow suit.

"Hmmm?" Uncle Boris turned his head to look down at the much smaller man. "Who are you?"

"I-I'm Mr. Watkins, the principal of this school." Principal Watkins said, pressing a small towel against his sweaty forehead. Vicky was such a good student, she only had a meeting with him once this year! Some classmates had made fun of Amy, for not looking like her. They ended up transferring schools.

Uncle Boris' face never changed, even when he blinked as slow as a snail. "Yes?"

"I was wondering if I could have your autograph!" Principal Watkin's normally deep voice squeaked. "I-It's just, it's not everyday that the famed Endbringer Slayer comes to visit my humble school."

Uncle Boris stared at her Principal blankly.

"And I'm such a big fan!" Principal Watkins added lamely. Amy hid her giggles behind her hands. It was funny, seeing the normally serious man geek out over Vicky's uncle.

Uncle Boris kept staring, making Mr. Watkins sweat even more. He finally spoke after what felt like forever.

"Of courseeee." Uncle Boris said, dragging the word longer than he should have. He reached into his snazzy jacket, and pulled out a comically large pen.

"T-Thank you! Thank you so much." Principal Watkins held out his notebook which he had hidden behind his back. Flicking his wrist, Uncle Boris wrote a single word in Japanese, one that Victoria knew by heart after practicing it with Amy.

Kizaru.

"Thank you so much for coming Uncle Boris!" Victoria said with a large grin. The special lunch passed by too quickly in Vicky's opinion. Still, she couldn't wait to see how jealous the rest of her classmates were gonna be! Having a family full of superheroes was amazing.

"Yeah! It was awesome!" Amy joined in, hugging Uncle Boris' leg again. He had to slouch since he was taller than the roof inside the school. All of the parents, students and teachers that walked by stared in awe, not being as brave as Principal Watkins.

Uncle Boris gave them a funny smile. "Make sure you two pay attention in class. I was told to tell you that by your Mother."

Amy released her hold on Uncle Boris and nodded firmly. She tried to look serious, but she just ended up looking as funny as their Uncle.

"I'll see you two at home." The bottom of Uncle Boris' legs started to shimmer yellow. "Bye bye!"

"See you later Uncle Boris!" Amy waved.

"Byeeee!" Victoria imitated her sister.

Uncle Boris disappeared in a flash of yellow light that sliced a hole in the school's roof. Vicky and Amy stared at the hole with wide eyes just as the fire alarm went off.

"He's so cool."

A/N

This isn't going to be a two shot anymore, instead it'll be an anthology of one or two shots depicting different adventures that Kizaru goes on. He's my favorite of the original Three Admirals.

Considering that I cosplay as him at several anime\comic cons makes me biased.