"Welcome back to Total Drama. It's been a long time since you last saw our campers battling it out for one hundred thousand dollars where Owen, the lovable party dude won the grand prize but gave it all up for the chance to win one million dollars which gave us a twenty two way tie." Chris said happily, "Well fret not viewers, this season we're bringing back every one of the contestants for a brand new season two. They have been instructed to report to an old film lot via bus for a whole new set of challenges. Forty two days, twenty two contestants, and one heck of a lot of cash. Welcome to… Total! Drama! Action!"
The camera zoomed out to show the film lot in all it's mediocre glory.
(After theme song)
Suddenly a rundown bus had stopped next to the entrance to the film lot and Duncan was the first to get off and smell the air.
"Man, I miss the smell of the city." Duncan sighed wistfully.
Leshawna and Harold were the next ones to get off the bus, Harold fiddling with his rubix cube when Gwen and Heather bumped into each other on the way out.
"Step off!" Heather commanded the goth furiously.
"You step off." Gwen argued before both glared hatefully at each other before tripping, causing them to bump into Harold and making him bump into Leshawna who wasn't fazed in the slightest.
"Sorry Leshawna…" Harold groaned remorsefully on the ground.
"No harm done, besides I know it wasn't your fault." Leshawna glared at the two girls.
The bus soon drove off which prompted Cody to ask, "Where is everyone?"
"Maybe we got off at the wrong stop." Bridgette suggested.
"That rubble of a bus only had one stop." Justin reminded the group before Heather got up and shook any dust remaining off of her.
"I'm not staying here." Heather declared angrily.
"You're gonna give up the chance of a million dollars. I almost pity you." Noah smirked.
Heather tried protesting before admitting, "Guess I could stay for a bit." She then took a raven haired wig out of her bag and put it on.
"Face it. The money is the reason why any of us put up with Chris." Tyler smiled sheepishly.
"I agree with Tyler." Beth said happily before Trent gasped with a smile, "Beth, you got your braces off. That's super cool."
Beth chuckled to herself happily at the attention before Justin smiled at her teeth, "Hot as ever."
However it appeared Justin was just looking at his reflection through the nerd's teeth, soon Noah realized what was going on. "Hey Narcissus. How long are you gonna stare at your own reflection for?" He asked with a condescending smirk.
Justin glared at the Know It All before Leshawna turned to Beth, "You look fine girl."
"Yeah. You are totally on your way to becoming my BFF." Lindsay said happily, "That's my Best French Friend btw. I'm so moving to France when I win."
"My mom did say my whole world would change when my braces went off and she was right. I'm going to France." Beth smiled giddily before she and Lindsay began squealing.
Soon Chris showed up in a golf cart with a passenger car with twenty two seats on it.
"Dude. It's about time." Geoff smiled cooly.
"Hop on people. We don't have all day." Chris said happily before he drove off, with all sixteen campers in the cart… well fifteen. Izzy was still on the runway which Owen soon noticed, "Izzy! Run!"
Izzy began whistling which made Owen realize, "I mean Kaleidoscope." He smiled playfully.
"No one leaves E-Scope behind!" Izzy smiled giddily before doing a gorilla roar and jumping in the cart next to Owen.
"Freaky." Noah whispered to himself.
"Welcome to the set of Total Drama Action." Chris smiled to the viewers before continuing to drive forward, "This season's hottest new reality show will be shot here at an abandoned film lot."
"Does this mean we're gonna be in the movies?" Katie asked with a gasp.
"OMG, I love movies!" Sadie squealed.
"No. It means you're gonna be on TV." Chris adjusted the headlight mirror to look at the duo before turning to her sternly, "And don't interrupt me! Ever!"
"You'll be spending the next six weeks here competing for challenges and rewards." Chris explained as the cart drove through the western movie set, "All for the chance to win some Monster Cash."
"Yeah baby." Owen said happily before rubbing his hands together, "I'm gonna win me some moolah."
"Shush!" Chris commanded, causing Owen to zip his lips.
"Like last time, one team will win, and the other team will watch as one of their own walks the Dreaded Walk Of Shame down to The Lame-o-sine."
He then rolls up the windows in his golf cart and soon dust begins to form from the back of the limo, causing coughing and gasping from the group as they drove through it.
"Now since we don't have the outhouse to dump your biggest secrets in. You'll be dishing the dirt in our new makeup confessional." Chris instructed the cast.
Confessional: Lindsay
"OMG. A whole trailer filled with makeup!" Lindsay said happily before someone offscreen offered her lip gloss which she declined politely, "Oh sorry. I don't use that brand."
Confessional Ends
"Here we have the Craft Services Tent, where you'll be sharing your meals together. Catered only by the one and only Chef Hatchet!" Chris said happily before Chef ran out the tent chasing a raccoon with a frying pan.
"And if we survive that horror?" Noah asked blandly.
"Good question Noah." Chris smiled as he continued driving, "If you survive that, you must survive the dramatic award ceremony, where all but one loser will receive the Gilded Chris."
Confessional: Gwen
"The Gilded Chris. What a narcissist." Gwen smirked humorously, "Don't get me wrong. I still want one."
Confessional Ends
"You done now?" Courtney asked angrily.
"I have an eject button, would you like me to test it?" Chris asked angrily.
"Please. Continue." Geoff said politely, to which Chris smiled at as he drove across the space set.
"Whoa. Is this a dream?" Harold asked in awe.
"No Harold, it is not. You may wish it was however. A mere few months ago. This set was home to a high budget monster movie, until the star began experiencing some… difficulties." Chris explained as he drove past the space set and to the town set.
"Oh. That's sad. Did they have a mental breakdown or something?" Cody asked in concern.
"It wasn't exactly a 'they' but more of an animatronic monster!" Chris smirked as he held his hands up in a menacing position as the camera showed fake buildings and even a tree with bite marks on it.
"What happened to it?" Gwen asked with a gulp.
Confessional: Gwen
"In retrospect. I probably shouldn't have asked that." Gwen admits with a sigh.
Confessional Ends
A roar from a distance was heard which made Duncan scoff with a smirk, "Come on dudes. He's yanking our chains."
However a gigantic green tail in the distance proved him wrong as it swiped a metal structure down to the ground, just barely away from the golf cart.
"Since we're on a film lot. This season's challenges are movie themed. Today's genre is the monster movie for obvious reasons." Chris explained with a smile.
Everyone watched in horror as a giant green monster walked past them, heck the mere sight caused DJ to stammer incoherently and pass out on the spot and on the road.
Chris soon got off the cart and onto the road as he poked DJ's stomach with a stick, "Haha! Down for the count. For the first challenge, everyone must get from here to the cast trailer as our state of the art monster prevents your every move. Chef has kindly offered to control the beast."
"Aaaaaaaand Action." Chris told the cast which confused them before he reiterated, "That means go."
Soon everyone began pushing and shoving their way out of the cart which Chris watched with a bit of a cringe before sighing, "This will be a long season." He said before smirking, "That's fine by me."
Back at the beach set, the cast had already began running in horror as the monster began inching closer and closer towards them, they all began to split off into different directions with Owen searching for Izzy when he found her about to be grabbed by a monster.
"Izzy. Duck, DUCK!" Owen cried out in worry.
"Hehe. Goose." Izzy smiled obliviously before the monster grabbed her and took her away. One flash cut later and Izzy was dropped in a bouncy house, much to her delight.
Confessional: Owen
"Maybe the monster won't see me here." Owen whispered fearfully before confessing, "I love Izzy. Not like, love-love, but I think she's pretty amazing." He admits fondly before sighing, "I just wish she noticed me more. Ever since Island ended, she's been drifting away. I just wanna know why."
Confessional Ends
Back at the beach set, Geoff and Bridgette had already resumed making out underneath the umbrella as Duncan ran past them, "Um. I don't think this is the kind of Action Chris had in mind." He joked despite frowning in disapproval.
Confessional: Bridgette
"What am I thinking? Duncan's so right. I love Geoff but hello, I also love the idea of a million bucks." Bridgette smirked confidently.
Confessional: Geoff
"Duncan's right. It's time to get our heads in the game. Boo-Yah!" Geoff made a peace sign.
Confessional: Bridgette and Geoff
Despite their earlier confessionals, they were still kissing.
Confessionals End
Soon Gwen and Trent ran by and looked around nervously as stomps were heard nearby, "How are we supposed to find the actor's trailers?"
"Follow the good looking people." Justin called out before Katie smiled and ran along with Sadie.
"Yeah! Follow Justin!" Sadie said happily.
"He's so dreamy." Katie swooned.
The two shrugged and decided to continue running forward, after all, it was better than nothing.
We then see Gwen, Trent, Duncan, Courtney, and Cody all running together when Gwen began speaking up, "This challenge is pretty tame. No explosions, burning buildings, or bears."
Cody shuddered to which Gwen caught and cringed at, "Oh right… sorry about that."
"It's fine." Cody composed himself before they continued running.
Back with Geoff and Bridgette, they were still making out in the Craft Services Tent but unfortunately for them, their kissing was interrupted by a monster hand grabbing them both and carrying them around.
"This is it! The end!" Bridgette said fearfully.
"As long as we're together babe." Geoff said dramatically before they were dropped.
They were then dropped to a bouncy castle in which Bridgette began crying out, "I love you!"
"I love you too!" Geoff said joyfully before both of them landed in the bouncy castle together.
Back with Leshawna, she had been running through the beach set when she spotted Harold hiding behind a closed umbrella which she soon opened, "Come on string bean, I hope you can run, we've got a challenge to win."
The two began running together as Harold said, "If I wanted to, I could run as fast as a pronghorn antelope. It's the fastest land mammal after the cheetah."
A roar soon sent them flying to the ground and soon they were grabbed by the claw and taken towards the trailers.
"Easy now. This booty is breakable." Leshawna warned the monster before she and Harold were dropped in the bouncy house.
"I love you!" The geek shouted happily.
"Say what now?" Leshawna asked angrily.
We then cut to Eva and Noah running at the beach set before they saw the monster tail swing in their direction; in their panic, they ran to the other direction, passing Justin, Katie, and Sadie who were unknowingly heading right towards the beast. Justin smirked at the display before he, Katie, and Sadie got grabbed by the monster. Justin immediately had to endure the screaming of the BFFs shortly after.
Confessional: Justin
"Perhaps it would've been a better idea to follow Eva and Noah. Would've saved me hearing loss." Justin sighed with a roll of his eyes before smirking, "Oh well, a minor setback. When my plan goes into action, I'll be winning this game. I'm not just some cute face, shoulders, abs, and butt. I'm also a master strategist. This time, I'm in it to win it."
Confessional Ends
We then see Heather running across the set when a monster roar was heard.
Lindsay then popped up from behind a bush and smiled upwards, "You tell her. We don't like her." She said sassily before she was grabbed by the monster along with Heather, something Tyler was very upset by.
"Lindsay!" Tyler cried before running after the large monster and standing in front of it threateningly, "Hey! Let go of my girlfriend right now or you're gonna regret it."
The monster rolled it's eyes before using it's free hand to snatch Tyler up.
Confessional: Tyler
"Well… that could've gone better." Tyler chuckled awkwardly.
Confessional Ends
Heather, Lindsay, and Tyler were soon dropped in the bouncy castle but Heather's wig had fallen off of Heather's head.
"Um, I think you forgot something." Heather said angrily before the wig was dropped on her head, "That's better!" She smiled.
After that, we see that Beth, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Gwen, Owen, and Trent had all managed to group up and were all doing their best to avoid the monster.
"Everyone, follow me." Trent said hurriedly.
Confessional: Gwen
"That's what makes Trent such a great boyfriend. He's always thinking of others. It's one of the things I love about him." She smiled sweetly.
Confessional Ends
The five contestants ran inside the building to the right only to find themselves in the director's set.
"You mean everything around here is fake?!" Trent asked in shock causing Duncan, Courtney, and DJ to facepalm.
Confessional: Gwen
"That and Trent's exceptional powers of observation." Gwen smirked.
Confessional Ends
However, the monster still ended up capturing them and quickly taken to the bouncy house, much to Beth's delight.
"I'm coming, Lindsay!" Beth said happily before all of them were dropped into the bouncy house together.
Back at the space movie set, Eva and Noah popped out from their hiding spot behind a cardboard rocket, "Ahahahahahahaha, that was priceless." Noah cackled.
"Uh… I wouldn't be laughing." Eva said stoically before Noah's eyes widened to see that the giant monster had been leering above them.
"H-Hey big fella." Noah chuckled awkwardly.
Eva shrugged before running behind the monster much to it's confusion before tearing out the behind of it's robotic tail, and chucking it at the back of it's head, causing it to short out and fall nearby Noah who just looked in shock at the display before him before Eva grabs his arm and leads him away from the set, "Come on."
The day and night began to pass and soon we saw that all twenty caught contestants were sleeping inside the bouncy house in the morning when the loudspeakers began playing trumpets much to their horror as they woke up.
Eva and Noah finally made it to the trailer but both of them were clearly tired from the lack of food and water and wandering around. So they laid down nearby the bouncy castle.
"It took you ten and a half hours to get here?!" Trent said in disapproval.
"It's a very big set, Elvis!" Noah cried out hoarsely.
Eva then took a pin from her pocket and popped the bouncy castle, causing it to deflate, releasing everyone from it's containment.
"Seriously?! No one tried that last night?!" Duncan asked incredulously.
"You're the one with the knife!" Courtney argued in annoyance.
"Well now, it seems Eva wins the challenge!" Chris said happily.
"So… what does she win anyway?" Trent asked curiously as he helped Gwen out of the deflated bouncy house, as everyone else pushed themselves out as well.
"Oh it's really simple. He gets to choose which trailer the guys will be sleeping in." Chris smirked.
"How does that amount to anything?" Duncan raised an eyebrow, clearly baffled by the reward choice.
Suddenly the robotic monster started walking towards the scene, to which it then broke down and fell on the right trailer.
"You were saying?" Chris smirked at the delinquent to which he scoffed at.
"So Eva, where are the girls staying?" Chris asked curiously.
"The one that's not squashed, obviously." Eva scoffed with a roll of her eyes, causing the guys to groan except for Owen.
"Come on guys, it has more character." Owen said reassuringly but that just annoyed them more than anything.
Suddenly the monster's arm sprung out and punched the trailer, shattering it entirely.
"Oh man. That's just cruel." Chris laughed, clearly reveling in the cruel irony of the situation. None of the girls are amused.
We then cut to several hours later in the night, the trailers are thankfully rebuilt and ready to go, courtesy of Chef.
"Okay everyone! Get a good night's sleep, The wake up call is 6:00 A.M!" Chris chuckled, "Sleep quickly."
With that, the campers get to their trailers based on their gender.
Both trailers are decently nice for the living space they've got. There are six bunks on the walls and a couch by the window.
We cut to the boys' side where they were all deciding where to sleep for the night.
"I'll take the top." DJ stretched his arms out as he headed for his bunk.
"I call the bottom." Geoff said, deciding to bunk with the nerd.
"You wanna bunk?" Cody asked curiously to Trent who nodded, and so they headed for their bunk.
Justin and Duncan just relaxed on the top and bottom bunk respectively, same thing occurred with Owen and Tyler, and Harold and Ezekiel. Noah then took a look at the two empty bunks and smirked.
Meanwhile at the girls' trailer, it is much more argumentative due to Heather's complaints.
"I need to sleep on the east side so my head will be closer to the ocean." Heather said haughtily.
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!" Leshawna argued, "We're in Toronto! We're nowhere near the ocean!"
"Then maybe I don't want to lay my pretty head near this big butted loudmouth mall shopping-"
Leshawna cuts her off, "And maybe I don't want to sleep near a two faced bossy string being of a prom queen!"
Bridgette then whistles to gain their attention, "Girls! You heard Chris! We need to be on set by 6:00 A.M!"
"Worried that we might cut into your early morning make-out session?" Courtney rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"Yes… kind of." Bridgette said awkwardly.
"Gwen?" Bridgette pointed her head towards Heather to signify bunking with her, to which the goth caught onto immediately.
"No way." Gwen shook her head.
"Heather's meanness might leach down while I'm sleeping!" Lindsay protests to which Beth gasps at, "Is meanness contagious?"
"Totally." Lindsay confirms, "Besides, I'm bunking with my new BFF, my Beth friend forever."
Beth smiles at that, glad to have a best friend by her side.
"Fine," Bridgette concedes, "We'll draw straws."
"Who's got straws?" Leshawna questions before Lindsay gasps in excitement, "We could use makeup brushes instead!"
"That's actually a really good idea." Gwen admits fondly before Lindsay quickly comes back with makeup brushes, handing them to Beth.
"Longest ones get the top bunks, shortest get the bottom, shortest of all gets to sleep with Heather." Beth explains the rules much to Heather's chagrin but she says nothing.
Everyone reaches for a brush and Lindsay soon speaks up, "Yes! Top bunk!"
"I got bottom! I call Lindsay!" Beth smiles.
The two soon run to the nearest bunk before the other girls look at their brushes.
"I got bottom," Bridgette said before asking. "Gwen?"
"I got top, sure." Gwen shrugged.
"I got bottom," Leshawna said.
"I'm a top!" Izzy chimes in.
"Ooh! I got the top!" Katie told Sadie giddily.
"I got a bottom!" Sadie clapped her hands happily before they went to bunk together.
"I have the top." Courtney told Eva who looked at her own bunk and shrugged.
"I've got the bottom." Eva spoke monotone before they went to their bunk together.
"You mean I get two bunks… all to myself?!" Heather said happily, cheering at the prospect.
"Yeah. We really gotta work on our math." Gwen said, annoyed by Heather's cheering.
In the middle of the night, Chris walked near the trailers and made a shush noise, "They're sleeping."
He then picks up his megaphone and shouts, "THIS IS YOUR 5:00 A.M. WAKE UP CALL!"
The contestants wake up in a start before Chris laughs, "I'm only kidding. You can sleep. For now."
"That's a wrap on day one!" Chris speaks to the camera, "What will happen next? What will tomorrow hold for Gwen and Trent? Who knows what drama is in store for our cast? Well, I do but I ain't telling, stay tuned for another thrilling episode of Total! Drama! Action!"
Author's Note: Despite the fact that I included all of the contestants, I did not change much of the overall episode. Not to worry though, we'll get there eventually. So this might be early but once I'm done with this fic. I have a potential sequel in mind:
Instead of the canon World Tour being season three, either Revenge Of The Island is season three and Alejandro and Sierra compete with the Pahkitew cast on season four or I use the Revenge Of The Island cast Alejandro and Sierra for World Tour.