CM Punk walked backstage at AEW. He thought he was so cool, so above everybody. But then, Tony Khan appeared.
"Punk, I'm going to cut right to the chase. I don't like the altercation you had with 'Jungly Boy' Jack Perry," Tony said.
"Too bad," Punk retorted with a smug smirk. "I'm the best wrestler EVER, even better than John Cena, even better...THAN GOKU."
"What did you..." Tony chuckled softly. "You've finally done it, Punk.
"What?" CM Punk replied. "What have I finally done?"
"You've crossed the line," Tony said. "Nobody is better than Goku, you know that more than anybody after he beat you for the AEW Championship. There's one thing I hate more than people who get in backstage fights, and that's liars. CM Punk, you are a liar. You're..."
"N-no!" CM Punk cried. "Don't say it!" He was't so tough now.
"YOUR FIRED!" Tony Khan yelled. CM Punk cried and peed his pants. "Goku, care to do the honors?"
"With pleasure," said Goku who was standing right there the whole time. "Say your prayers, CM Punk," Goku said, charging up a kamehameha.
"No! Please! I'll do better! Have mercy!"
"The time for mercy has ended," smirked Tony. "Blast him."
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Goku screamed, obliterating CM Punk with a kamehameha. Goku didn't even need half power to destroy that dweeb, but he used half power anyway for fun. CM Punk was never seen again. THE END